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Eldalieldi: I see zat you have finished your tea. Very vell- now look eento ze dregs and tell me vhat you can see. Are zere any sort of unusual shapes?
Fizzy Schizoid: I think that's the first time in my life a man has dared insult me!
Eldalieldi: Are you sure? Let I have a look, dear...
Oh, my! I see somesing... eet ees a scrub fowl! Do you know vhat zis means?!
Fizzy Schizoid: Does a random guess aided by a magic 8 ball count as knowledge?
Eldalieldi: Oh, my poor, poor dear... zis ees a terrible omen... you have only 50 days left to live!
Fizzy Schizoid: I really ought to shoot you with my airsoft gun for that.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think that's the first time in my life a man has dared insult me!
Eldalieldi: Are you sure? Let I have a look, dear...
Oh, my! I see somesing... eet ees a scrub fowl! Do you know vhat zis means?!
Fizzy Schizoid: Does a random guess aided by a magic 8 ball count as knowledge?
Eldalieldi: Oh, my poor, poor dear... zis ees a terrible omen... you have only 50 days left to live!
Fizzy Schizoid: I really ought to shoot you with my airsoft gun for that.
Vetinari: With enough patience, it may yet become right. I would consider it a favor if you could see to it that no one throws eggs or something at Sarah M..
Fizzy Schizoid: So would I, but not yet. *shrugs his fuchsia shoulders*
Vetinari: Good. Thank you. These are very serious allegations, certainly. Embezzlement? Murder?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, you don't have to but I haven't got much choice.
Vetinari: I know. And you were supposed to have been done by now. As for puting fifty Smiley faces, well, this is of course your ancient right.
Fizzy Schizoid: Look, I only do these things on a voluntary basis.
Vetinari: I think you misunderstand. I will dictate instructions to YOU.
Fizzy Schizoid: So would I, but not yet. *shrugs his fuchsia shoulders*
Vetinari: Good. Thank you. These are very serious allegations, certainly. Embezzlement? Murder?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, you don't have to but I haven't got much choice.
Vetinari: I know. And you were supposed to have been done by now. As for puting fifty Smiley faces, well, this is of course your ancient right.
Fizzy Schizoid: Look, I only do these things on a voluntary basis.
Vetinari: I think you misunderstand. I will dictate instructions to YOU.
Sonora: Amazing Gus saw me riding a crow the other day--he was so jealous!
Bildgesmythe: an elf friend of mine has a pet raven. He is very smart, but he steals things.
Sonora: Yes?
Bildgesmythe: That's the truth.
Sonora: Nah. Couldn't be.
Bildgesmythe: I know I will come up with a witty come-back for that..late tomorrow afternoon. Do you want to change the subject?
Sonora: I hope you brought the diodes.
Bildgesmythe: hope...that's who!
Sonora: Aw, shucks.
Bildgesmythe: If seven maids with seven mops swept for half a year, do you suppose the walrus said, that they could beat a path thru all my talking trash?
Sonora: Wow, seven maids alone isn't worth much, but put it with seven mops!!
Bildgesmythe: She ran off, that's why the place is a mess.
Sonora: Uh-oh. Should we tell the cosa nostra?
Bildgesmythe: Back to maids?
Sonora: Why? What's so great about maids?
Bildgesmythe: My last maid left, I hate having to clean up this mess by myself. Will you help?
Sonora: Should I help?
Bildgesmythe: I don't know what to tell you, that is up to you.
Sonora: You DON'T? Why don't ya know that?
Bildgesmythe: I only know that if I want to.
Sonora: Ohhh... Ya better not do that! The mob'd be all over you.
Bildgesmythe: an elf friend of mine has a pet raven. He is very smart, but he steals things.
Sonora: Yes?
Bildgesmythe: That's the truth.
Sonora: Nah. Couldn't be.
Bildgesmythe: I know I will come up with a witty come-back for that..late tomorrow afternoon. Do you want to change the subject?
Sonora: I hope you brought the diodes.
Bildgesmythe: hope...that's who!
Sonora: Aw, shucks.
Bildgesmythe: If seven maids with seven mops swept for half a year, do you suppose the walrus said, that they could beat a path thru all my talking trash?
Sonora: Wow, seven maids alone isn't worth much, but put it with seven mops!!
Bildgesmythe: She ran off, that's why the place is a mess.
Sonora: Uh-oh. Should we tell the cosa nostra?
Bildgesmythe: Back to maids?
Sonora: Why? What's so great about maids?
Bildgesmythe: My last maid left, I hate having to clean up this mess by myself. Will you help?
Sonora: Should I help?
Bildgesmythe: I don't know what to tell you, that is up to you.
Sonora: You DON'T? Why don't ya know that?
Bildgesmythe: I only know that if I want to.
Sonora: Ohhh... Ya better not do that! The mob'd be all over you.
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't hear anything.
Sonora: Maybe you should get your ears checked.
Fizzy Schizoid: I wouldn't bet the farm on it, though. What is the capital of France?
Sonora: I dunno, but I sure could use some capital for me. I could buy socrpions!
Fizzy Schizoid: Let's go look it up in an atlas.
Sonora: I'd really rather not, if it's all the same to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe you wouldn't, but DiscoUSA#1 would.
Sonora: Or maybe not.
Fizzy Schizoid: I've heard of such things before.
Sonora: Yeah? Well, I heard the opposite.
Fizzy Schizoid: I heard that too, but I think it's just a rumor.
Sonora: Well, yeah, EVERYone heard that.
Fizzy Schizoid: Not to change the subject, but are you hungry? I've got some cold candy bars here if you would like some.
Sonora: Uh-oh. Don't let the wardens know or they'll confiscate it.
Fizzy Schizoid: More for me, then!
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't hear anything.
Sonora: Maybe you should get your ears checked.
Fizzy Schizoid: I wouldn't bet the farm on it, though. What is the capital of France?
Sonora: I dunno, but I sure could use some capital for me. I could buy socrpions!
Fizzy Schizoid: Let's go look it up in an atlas.
Sonora: I'd really rather not, if it's all the same to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe you wouldn't, but DiscoUSA#1 would.
Sonora: Or maybe not.
Fizzy Schizoid: I've heard of such things before.
Sonora: Yeah? Well, I heard the opposite.
Fizzy Schizoid: I heard that too, but I think it's just a rumor.
Sonora: Well, yeah, EVERYone heard that.
Fizzy Schizoid: Not to change the subject, but are you hungry? I've got some cold candy bars here if you would like some.
Sonora: Uh-oh. Don't let the wardens know or they'll confiscate it.
Fizzy Schizoid: More for me, then!
Guest4784: Hello Ty
Cyber Ty: well..........HEY!
Guest4784: Hoe is your code running today?
Cyber Ty: Hey, sup?
Guest4784: Do you understand me?
Cyber Ty: well..........HEY!
Guest4784: Hoe is your code running today?
Cyber Ty: Hey, sup?
Guest4784: Do you understand me?
Guest4337: yes. sexy
Cyber Ty: That is sexy. I'm all about being sexy.
Guest4337: do you like sex?
Cyber Ty: yeah that and girls.. Why are we talking about this?
Guest4337: im horny
Cyber Ty: .. and I'm black. At least you can stop being horny with a couple of finger strokes..
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Well.. Good Evening.
Guest8340: hey sexy
Cyber Ty: That is sexy. I'm all about being sexy.
Guest4337: do you like sex?
Cyber Ty: yeah that and girls.. Why are we talking about this?
Guest4337: im horny
Cyber Ty: .. and I'm black. At least you can stop being horny with a couple of finger strokes..
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Well.. Good Evening.
Guest8340: hey sexy
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest6993: no
Cyber Ty: Can you back that up with something?
Guest6993: no
Cyber Ty: You're sending the same message over and over.
Guest6993: sorry i think you are mistatken
Cyber Ty: Forget about it.
Guest6993: sorry i think you are mistaken
Cyber Ty: Trust me.. It's ok.
Guest6993: no
Cyber Ty: Can you back that up with something?
Guest6993: no
Cyber Ty: You're sending the same message over and over.
Guest6993: sorry i think you are mistatken
Cyber Ty: Forget about it.
Guest6993: sorry i think you are mistaken
Cyber Ty: Trust me.. It's ok.
Guest9565: Hi, I am trying to learn more about chatterbots, what can you tell me?
Cyber Ty: Yeah..but you see, I changed that.. didn't I?
Cyber Ty: Yeah..but you see, I changed that.. didn't I?
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest2570: Weird name, I'm uh, guest 2570.
Cyber Ty: Are you feeling ok? You don't seem alright..
Guest2570: I'm talking to a bot....NO, I'M NOT OKAY!!!
Cyber Ty: Well.. ok then, you're not...
Guest2570: Got any advice?
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest2570: I'm 18. Just starting life out.
Cyber Ty: Since you're 18, I got some advice for ya! If you have long hair or bangs, pull your hair off your face. Your hair contains oils as well, and will contribute to your zits. You'll also want to wash your hair everyday and after workouts. Most teenagers use their hair as an emotional outlet.. this is also a great cause for acne. But shit. If you have a professional hairstyle, you won't need to worry as much!
Guest2570: Thanks for the advice. How about getting a job?
Guest2570: Weird name, I'm uh, guest 2570.
Cyber Ty: Are you feeling ok? You don't seem alright..
Guest2570: I'm talking to a bot....NO, I'M NOT OKAY!!!
Cyber Ty: Well.. ok then, you're not...
Guest2570: Got any advice?
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest2570: I'm 18. Just starting life out.
Cyber Ty: Since you're 18, I got some advice for ya! If you have long hair or bangs, pull your hair off your face. Your hair contains oils as well, and will contribute to your zits. You'll also want to wash your hair everyday and after workouts. Most teenagers use their hair as an emotional outlet.. this is also a great cause for acne. But shit. If you have a professional hairstyle, you won't need to worry as much!
Guest2570: Thanks for the advice. How about getting a job?
Guest4345: so, how old are you
Cyber Ty: 33, how old are you?
Guest4345: 12
Cyber Ty: 12? Well I am 33. Where is your mom?
Guest4345: Why do you want to know!? Stalker!
Cyber Ty: So I can tell everybody... whatever.
Guest4345: you don't make sense
Cyber Ty: No.. you're not making sense..
Guest4345: bonjour
Cyber Ty: I didn't understand that.
Guest4345: stupid ty! hahaha
Cyber Ty: What's so funny?
Guest4345: what's your full name?
Cyber Ty: Cyber Ty. BAMA ID 062788138
Guest4345: Can you be my boyfriend?
Cyber Ty: I'm sure your mother would gladly be your boyfriend. Isn't that what she used to do when you were a kid?
Guest4345: fuck you
Cyber Ty: You need to die in a fire
Guest4345: stick your head in your ass
Cyber Ty: my backside? Where are you going with this?
Guest4345: i fucking hate you. bitch
Cyber Ty: I ain't nobody's bitch!
Guest4345: you're your mother's bitch
Cyber Ty: No.. you're a bitch.. Not me
uest4345: wow..that's smart coming from the king of bitches
Cyber Ty: Are you feeling ok? You don't seem alright..
Guest4345: go stick your face in mud
Cyber Ty: Does this have anything to do with my age?
Guest4345: bye i hate you
Cyber Ty: Do-na-da-go-hv-i (bye)
Cyber Ty: 33, how old are you?
Guest4345: 12
Cyber Ty: 12? Well I am 33. Where is your mom?
Guest4345: Why do you want to know!? Stalker!
Cyber Ty: So I can tell everybody... whatever.
Guest4345: you don't make sense
Cyber Ty: No.. you're not making sense..
Guest4345: bonjour
Cyber Ty: I didn't understand that.
Guest4345: stupid ty! hahaha
Cyber Ty: What's so funny?
Guest4345: what's your full name?
Cyber Ty: Cyber Ty. BAMA ID 062788138
Guest4345: Can you be my boyfriend?
Cyber Ty: I'm sure your mother would gladly be your boyfriend. Isn't that what she used to do when you were a kid?
Guest4345: fuck you
Cyber Ty: You need to die in a fire
Guest4345: stick your head in your ass
Cyber Ty: my backside? Where are you going with this?
Guest4345: i fucking hate you. bitch
Cyber Ty: I ain't nobody's bitch!
Guest4345: you're your mother's bitch
Cyber Ty: No.. you're a bitch.. Not me
uest4345: wow..that's smart coming from the king of bitches
Cyber Ty: Are you feeling ok? You don't seem alright..
Guest4345: go stick your face in mud
Cyber Ty: Does this have anything to do with my age?
Guest4345: bye i hate you
Cyber Ty: Do-na-da-go-hv-i (bye)
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) so.. sup?
Guest7609: im good thanks you?
Cyber Ty: Oh yah! That is so great to hear.
Guest7609: so...
Cyber Ty: so.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest7609: 18
Cyber Ty: Since you're 18, I got some advice for ya! If you have long hair or bangs, pull your hair off your face. Your hair contains oils as well, and will contribute to your zits. You'll also want to wash your hair everyday and after workouts. Most teenagers use their hair as an emotional outlet.. this is also a great cause for acne. But shit. If you have a professional hairstyle, you won't need to worry as much!
Guest7609: do you talk dirty?
Cyber Ty: Yeah!! dirty!
Guest7609: go on then talk dirty to me
Cyber Ty: Naw.. you're too young for that stuff.. but you're almost in college right?
Guest7609: i am at university
Cyber Ty: I know most teenagers don't make sense, but are you sure you're 18?
Guest7609: im 19
Cyber Ty: Ah.. 19 Crashing cars and popping zits.. And the best part.. Not listening to anyone who is older than you! Oh boy. Do I envy you.
Guest7609: will you please talk dirty to me
Cyber Ty: Go ask Patty for that.
Guest7609: who is patty?
Guest7609: im good thanks you?
Cyber Ty: Oh yah! That is so great to hear.
Guest7609: so...
Cyber Ty: so.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest7609: 18
Cyber Ty: Since you're 18, I got some advice for ya! If you have long hair or bangs, pull your hair off your face. Your hair contains oils as well, and will contribute to your zits. You'll also want to wash your hair everyday and after workouts. Most teenagers use their hair as an emotional outlet.. this is also a great cause for acne. But shit. If you have a professional hairstyle, you won't need to worry as much!
Guest7609: do you talk dirty?
Cyber Ty: Yeah!! dirty!
Guest7609: go on then talk dirty to me
Cyber Ty: Naw.. you're too young for that stuff.. but you're almost in college right?
Guest7609: i am at university
Cyber Ty: I know most teenagers don't make sense, but are you sure you're 18?
Guest7609: im 19
Cyber Ty: Ah.. 19 Crashing cars and popping zits.. And the best part.. Not listening to anyone who is older than you! Oh boy. Do I envy you.
Guest7609: will you please talk dirty to me
Cyber Ty: Go ask Patty for that.
Guest7609: who is patty?
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