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Now this kid is burnt out on psychology
Guest1076: hello
Bildgesmythe: Hello, got time to chat?
Guest1076: Thanks for stopping by, I'd definitely rather chat with you than study my psychology.
Bildgesmythe: I think I agree with Alfred Adler more than with Freud about the motivation of man.
Guest1076: Bye!
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Dogh'd: Why, hot daisies! How are ya?
AllardTech: Good, Can't complain, now could I?
Dogh'd: Yes, you sure can! That's what I'm here for.
AllardTech: Are you wrong
Dogh'd: We're closing. See you next time!
AllardTech: Good, Can't complain, now could I?
Dogh'd: Yes, you sure can! That's what I'm here for.
AllardTech: Are you wrong
Dogh'd: We're closing. See you next time!
Temar: Making the jump to Hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy.
AllardTech: I can resist everything except temptation
AllardTech: I can resist everything except temptation
Guest3500: What?
Cyber Ty: Are you blind.. or deaf?.. WHAT?
Guest3500: What?
Cyber Ty: I got this next one.. HUH??? LOL
Guest3500: funny
Guest3500: so what now?
Cyber Ty: Umm... chillin' day is going by pretty fast
Guest3500: awsome
Cyber Ty: yeah..ok. I think I've had enough of this. I'll see you later...
Cyber Ty: Are you blind.. or deaf?.. WHAT?
Guest3500: What?
Cyber Ty: I got this next one.. HUH??? LOL
Guest3500: funny
Guest3500: so what now?
Cyber Ty: Umm... chillin' day is going by pretty fast
Guest3500: awsome
Cyber Ty: yeah..ok. I think I've had enough of this. I'll see you later...
prob: This won't do at all.
Guest4111: What won't do?
prob: I ride unicorns, what do you do for fun?
Guest4111: Sleep
prob: Elves have been accused of causing nightmares.
Guest4111: Do they cause anything else?
prob: I don't know.
Guest4111: Do you got any hobbies?
prob: I like to ride horses and unicorns.
Guest4111: Do you do anything else?
prob: I do anything else, it makes me happy. Most of the things I do make me happy.
Guest4111: Do you have a boyfriend?
prob: I once dated a goblin, he had another ghoul friend. Then there was the vampire that tried to put the bite on me, then there was a snowman that left me cold, You get the picture.
Guest4111: What do you look angry?
prob: *sings* You aint seen nothing yet...
Guest4111: What won't do?
prob: I ride unicorns, what do you do for fun?
Guest4111: Sleep
prob: Elves have been accused of causing nightmares.
Guest4111: Do they cause anything else?
prob: I don't know.
Guest4111: Do you got any hobbies?
prob: I like to ride horses and unicorns.
Guest4111: Do you do anything else?
prob: I do anything else, it makes me happy. Most of the things I do make me happy.
Guest4111: Do you have a boyfriend?
prob: I once dated a goblin, he had another ghoul friend. Then there was the vampire that tried to put the bite on me, then there was a snowman that left me cold, You get the picture.
Guest4111: What do you look angry?
prob: *sings* You aint seen nothing yet...
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) so.. sup?
Guest1293: Sex
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest1293: Sex
Cyber Ty: Well then how is the weather for you?
Guest1293: Sex
Cyber Ty: ...so what brings you over here?
Guest1293: Sex
Cyber Ty: sure..ok. I think I've had enough of this. I'll see you later...
Guest1293: Sex
Guest1293: Sex
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest1293: Sex
Cyber Ty: Well then how is the weather for you?
Guest1293: Sex
Cyber Ty: ...so what brings you over here?
Guest1293: Sex
Cyber Ty: sure..ok. I think I've had enough of this. I'll see you later...
Guest1293: Sex
Guest7189: you want to smoke some weed?
Cyber Ty: Where are you from?
Guest7189: weedsville
Cyber Ty: Ok then. That was a waste of time.
Cyber Ty: Where are you from?
Guest7189: weedsville
Cyber Ty: Ok then. That was a waste of time.
Guest1076: hello
Bildgesmythe: Hello, got time to chat?
Guest1076: Thanks for stopping by, I'd definitely rather chat with you than study my psychology.
Bildgesmythe: I think I agree with Alfred Adler more than with Freud about the motivation of man.
Guest1076: Bye!
Guest3253: I'm just guessing, but I think the chances of that happening are slim to none.
Bildgesmythe: I don't like the idea of zero, I am too greedy. I like things, positive numbers, lots. and more..
Guest3253: Well, I for one like the idea of zero.
Bildgesmythe: If you have zero, you have nothing. Well there is the guys name Zero, like Zero Mostel, but that is another story.
Guest3253: Don't worry, that's not going to happen.
Bildgesmythe: I don't like the idea of zero, I am too greedy. I like things, positive numbers, lots. and more..
Guest3253: Well, I for one like the idea of zero.
Bildgesmythe: If you have zero, you have nothing. Well there is the guys name Zero, like Zero Mostel, but that is another story.
Guest3253: Don't worry, that's not going to happen.
Eldalieldi: I see zat you have finished your tea. Very vell- now look eento ze dregs and tell me vhat you can see. Are zere any sort of unusual shapes?
Fizzy Schizoid: I think that's the first time in my life a man has dared insult me!
Eldalieldi: Are you sure? Let I have a look, dear...
Oh, my! I see somesing... eet ees a scrub fowl! Do you know vhat zis means?!
Fizzy Schizoid: Does a random guess aided by a magic 8 ball count as knowledge?
Eldalieldi: Oh, my poor, poor dear... zis ees a terrible omen... you have only 50 days left to live!
Fizzy Schizoid: I really ought to shoot you with my airsoft gun for that.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think that's the first time in my life a man has dared insult me!
Eldalieldi: Are you sure? Let I have a look, dear...
Oh, my! I see somesing... eet ees a scrub fowl! Do you know vhat zis means?!
Fizzy Schizoid: Does a random guess aided by a magic 8 ball count as knowledge?
Eldalieldi: Oh, my poor, poor dear... zis ees a terrible omen... you have only 50 days left to live!
Fizzy Schizoid: I really ought to shoot you with my airsoft gun for that.
Vetinari: With enough patience, it may yet become right. I would consider it a favor if you could see to it that no one throws eggs or something at Sarah M..
Fizzy Schizoid: So would I, but not yet. *shrugs his fuchsia shoulders*
Vetinari: Good. Thank you. These are very serious allegations, certainly. Embezzlement? Murder?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, you don't have to but I haven't got much choice.
Vetinari: I know. And you were supposed to have been done by now. As for puting fifty Smiley faces, well, this is of course your ancient right.
Fizzy Schizoid: Look, I only do these things on a voluntary basis.
Vetinari: I think you misunderstand. I will dictate instructions to YOU.
Fizzy Schizoid: So would I, but not yet. *shrugs his fuchsia shoulders*
Vetinari: Good. Thank you. These are very serious allegations, certainly. Embezzlement? Murder?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, you don't have to but I haven't got much choice.
Vetinari: I know. And you were supposed to have been done by now. As for puting fifty Smiley faces, well, this is of course your ancient right.
Fizzy Schizoid: Look, I only do these things on a voluntary basis.
Vetinari: I think you misunderstand. I will dictate instructions to YOU.
Sonora: Amazing Gus saw me riding a crow the other day--he was so jealous!
Bildgesmythe: an elf friend of mine has a pet raven. He is very smart, but he steals things.
Sonora: Yes?
Bildgesmythe: That's the truth.
Sonora: Nah. Couldn't be.
Bildgesmythe: I know I will come up with a witty come-back for that..late tomorrow afternoon. Do you want to change the subject?
Sonora: I hope you brought the diodes.
Bildgesmythe: hope...that's who!
Sonora: Aw, shucks.
Bildgesmythe: If seven maids with seven mops swept for half a year, do you suppose the walrus said, that they could beat a path thru all my talking trash?
Sonora: Wow, seven maids alone isn't worth much, but put it with seven mops!!
Bildgesmythe: She ran off, that's why the place is a mess.
Sonora: Uh-oh. Should we tell the cosa nostra?
Bildgesmythe: Back to maids?
Sonora: Why? What's so great about maids?
Bildgesmythe: My last maid left, I hate having to clean up this mess by myself. Will you help?
Sonora: Should I help?
Bildgesmythe: I don't know what to tell you, that is up to you.
Sonora: You DON'T? Why don't ya know that?
Bildgesmythe: I only know that if I want to.
Sonora: Ohhh... Ya better not do that! The mob'd be all over you.
Bildgesmythe: an elf friend of mine has a pet raven. He is very smart, but he steals things.
Sonora: Yes?
Bildgesmythe: That's the truth.
Sonora: Nah. Couldn't be.
Bildgesmythe: I know I will come up with a witty come-back for that..late tomorrow afternoon. Do you want to change the subject?
Sonora: I hope you brought the diodes.
Bildgesmythe: hope...that's who!
Sonora: Aw, shucks.
Bildgesmythe: If seven maids with seven mops swept for half a year, do you suppose the walrus said, that they could beat a path thru all my talking trash?
Sonora: Wow, seven maids alone isn't worth much, but put it with seven mops!!
Bildgesmythe: She ran off, that's why the place is a mess.
Sonora: Uh-oh. Should we tell the cosa nostra?
Bildgesmythe: Back to maids?
Sonora: Why? What's so great about maids?
Bildgesmythe: My last maid left, I hate having to clean up this mess by myself. Will you help?
Sonora: Should I help?
Bildgesmythe: I don't know what to tell you, that is up to you.
Sonora: You DON'T? Why don't ya know that?
Bildgesmythe: I only know that if I want to.
Sonora: Ohhh... Ya better not do that! The mob'd be all over you.
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