Doghead's Cosmic Bar

barkeep I need a drink to help me understand the bots better.

try some chocolate! That'll put ya right out!

Kwel

Bartender, I need a stiff drink to counter all this caffine I've ingested while studying for midterms. Perhaps a little something with a cherry on top?
(The worst part is that I've all ready had all this coffee, and it's not even nine o'clock...)

A Doug'd's special and a Get Out Of Jail Free card for anyone that can tell me what the medial longitudinal fasciculus is.

A bundle of long skinny things in the middle of something? It sounds anatomical but I wouldn't swear to it.

Sounds like math to me. But I've never seen the word, "fasciculus" before.

In response to Message 1616: King James was a good translation, it's just that the language has changed since then. Speaking of Bible translations, did you know that modern Greeks have to have a Greek translation of the Greek New Testament?

Pretty good Butterfly - its a bundle of nerves in the brain. However, since it wasn't exact you only get a Doug'd's Not-Very-Special and a Get Out Of Jail For A Very Small Fee card. Sorry, that's the best I can do. My hands are tied.

Talk about irony, I can't get into the Bug Stomp funhouse... I really wanted to be "bug-stomping in coolness" like the Prof

Fair enough, that's the best I could do with this dumbed-down Merriam-Webster I keep next to the computer.

Good lord, I've seen Dogh'd's specials. If those are special, imagine the not-so-specials.

Everyone seems to be asleep at the bar. I'll have my bot buy you all drinks (I'm out of money).