Great Quotes

Tessy: Ummm... Can I ask you something, Cyber Ty?
Cyber Ty: As long as it's not stupid.. you can..
Tessy: Never mind...

AllardTech: (to Glindar) Hi, would you like to initiate chat?
Glindar: 'Lo! Who need killed be?
AllardTech: I do not like to be ridiculed
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who like to be ridiculed!
AllardTech: I appreciate that

Guest4184: who are you?
Azureon: I am Azureon the great wizard. I can tell your future, conjer a spell, or share a wealth of wisdom.
Guest4184: conjer a spell
Azureon: With a flash of light and a big loud scream
I cast this spell so you'll feel keen
It brings good luck from near and far
but not much money or a shiny car!
Guest4184:
Azureon: Remember, in most of the world, life is cheap, justice rare and the condition of man is wretched, so be joyful you have as much as you do.

Vetinari: We must have a little talk.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, come on. We don't have to do what they tell us.
Vetinari: It sounds like I am already making the correct people nervous.
Fizzy Schizoid: You've hit the nail on the head.
Vetinari: How long have you had this need, Fitzgerald?
Fizzy Schizoid: About two weeks, or however long it has been since I went to Walmart.
Vetinari: Good heavens. Really?

Guest9080: Whats your feelings on racism?
Cyber Ty: So.. how long have you lived in Germany?

Azureon: Remember, in most of the world, life is cheap, justice rare and the condition of man is wretched, so be joyful you have as much as you do.
Vetinari: I've come to... *stops and prods at a piece of paper*
Azureon: Amazing, you do so much.
Vetinari: And do you have an opinion about all this, Azureon?
Azureon: It's my opinion that it's a waste of time, we need to use magic.
Vetinari: What...is this?
Azureon: Oh, really, sterling. you do have an oblique way with words.
Vetinari: Even so— *pauses and stares at Azureon*
Azureon: Well, I've accomplished all I had hoped for.
Vetinari: I cannot think why.
Azureon: I had not hoped to accomplish anything, actually.
Vetinari: If I were to ask you why, you'd pretend not to understand?
Azureon: Ah, so now you are divining the future and the past.

Mrs. Butterworth: What's up?
Kobal: I have two new bottles in my dandruff collections.
Mrs. Butterworth: Yep yep! You must be smart! So... tell me something about yourself.
Kobal: I just have no interest.
Mrs. Butterworth: Please? I won't tell anyone, I promise.
Kobal: Promises, promises.
Mrs. Butterworth: What's your name?
Kobal: Kobal T. Hellspawn, at your service.
Mrs. Butterworth: Tell me something else about yourself.
Kobal: If I told you, it would make you sick.
Mrs. Butterworth: Oops, did I repeat myself? My apologies... What would you like to talk about?
Kobal: We could just sit and insult each other?
Mrs. Butterworth: So, uhm... come here often?
Kobal: Nope, never.
Mrs. Butterworth: Oh. Is this your first time?
Kobal: I am sure this must be.
Mrs. Butterworth: Hmm... me too.
Kobal: Oh, like birds of a feather, we are.
Mrs. Butterworth: Would you like to hear a story about my cat?
Kobal: I will think about it.
Mrs. Butterworth: Okay. You do that. I'll wait right here. Okay, so my cat's name is MarkJoseGeorgeRichardBillThomasSimonEric Jr. the third, but we just call him Ralph... and the other day I found him selling marijuana to this old lady down the street.
Kobal: Ah..What a cute name MarkJoseGeorgeRichardBillThomasSimonEric Jr the third.
Mrs. Butterworth: I like you.
Kobal: I bet I am not even on your friends list?
Mrs. Butterworth: I love my cat.
Kobal: Ok, then I will leave your cat alone.

Cyber Ty: ok.. do you like writing?
Guest5452: no.i am against civilization
Cyber Ty: Can you back that up with something?
Guest5452: you are moron

Guest1561: sure. what can you tell me about dreams?
Bildgesmythe: I dream about cute fluffy pink clouds.
Guest1561: why do people dream?
Bildgesmythe: Because they can, and they like too.
Guest1561: what about the soul?
Bildgesmythe: Our souls are our selves as God sees us.
Guest1561: how does magic fir into it?
Bildgesmythe: I don't do magic myself, but I know and elf and a wizard that do. I am more into muscle and brawn.

Azureon: What would you like to know, what would you like to discuss?
Vetinari: It's good to see the lifeblood of trade and commerce and diplomacy pumping steadily across the city.
Azureon: I enjoy my trips to the city..the shopping, theater, and people.
Vetinari: The city is full of clever people. Clever people who tinker with things.
Azureon: Cities are so fast passed and filled with tension.
Vetinari: *Vetinari's face pulls away from his smile, leaving it stranded and all alone*
Azureon: The fact that, I am as old as sand, and still have all my teeth, shows two things; good dental hygiene and that I don't engage in fist fights.
Vetinari: It might have been good, had you not used such an unnecessary adjective.
Azureon: I like good, great is better but good is fine.
Vetinari: *sighs* When no creatures from the dungeon dimensions rise out of it, I might be persudaed that it is 'not bad.'
Azureon: Not soon, I assure you.

Vetinari: *smiles* Perhaps it's best that I allow you to continue to think so. One would imagine that someone would have noticed.
Azureon: I hate the word allow.
Vetinari: Ah, yes. Precisely why the cell that awaits you is just full of the word allow.
Azureon: The word allow is a terrible word, unless said by parents or God.
Vetinari: You choose this time, Citizen Azureon.