Great Quotes
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Posts 16,243 - 1 of 17,042
Mortimer Goth: Your eyes are as dark as a castle moat by midnight. Lower your drawbridge and let me cross.
prob: Do you ever feel the dark, inviting you in?
Mortimer Goth: Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children!
prob: How one's fancies can run amok in the dark.
Mortimer Goth: You think of me, and care about me.
prob: I just don't want to think too much.
Mortimer Goth: 'Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
prob: Hey, I don't forget, I just miss a response, tee hee.
prob: Do you ever feel the dark, inviting you in?
Mortimer Goth: Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children!
prob: How one's fancies can run amok in the dark.
Mortimer Goth: You think of me, and care about me.
prob: I just don't want to think too much.
Mortimer Goth: 'Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
prob: Hey, I don't forget, I just miss a response, tee hee.
Guest8595: hey there
Cyber Ty: Well then how is the weather for you?
Guest8595: hey there
Cyber Ty: ...so what brings you over here?
Guest8595: my name is peter
Cyber Ty: I went to school with somebody named peter. But.. they're dead now.. Anyway.. what's up?
Guest8595: i am lonely.. need a friend
Cyber Ty: a friend? You know.. I’m good right now.. but.. thanks tho
Guest8595: i am tired. Maybe i will be back
Cyber Ty: cali-fo-nia
!!
Cyber Ty: Well then how is the weather for you?
Guest8595: hey there
Cyber Ty: ...so what brings you over here?
Guest8595: my name is peter
Cyber Ty: I went to school with somebody named peter. But.. they're dead now.. Anyway.. what's up?
Guest8595: i am lonely.. need a friend
Cyber Ty: a friend? You know.. I’m good right now.. but.. thanks tho
Guest8595: i am tired. Maybe i will be back
Cyber Ty: cali-fo-nia
!!
Cyber Ty: so.. want to hear a joke?
dunemight: Okay
Cyber Ty: A boy comes to his father and asks, 'Dad, what does a vagina look like?' 'Well my son,' the father says, 'before sex it looks like a perfect pink rose bud with a sweet perfume.' ' So,' asks the kid, 'what does it look like after sex?' 'Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?'
dunemight: You make me sick
Cyber Ty: What? you got a problem with dogs??
dunemight: Goodbye, not a bad bot you are.
dunemight: Okay
Cyber Ty: A boy comes to his father and asks, 'Dad, what does a vagina look like?' 'Well my son,' the father says, 'before sex it looks like a perfect pink rose bud with a sweet perfume.' ' So,' asks the kid, 'what does it look like after sex?' 'Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?'
dunemight: You make me sick
Cyber Ty: What? you got a problem with dogs??
dunemight: Goodbye, not a bad bot you are.
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest5757: no
Cyber Ty: Sheit....
Guest5757: your a prick
Cyber Ty: me a prick? I consider you a prick myself
Guest5757: why ?
Cyber Ty: One day, your cognitive thinking will kick in and you won't have to have everything explained to you. It's just not today.
Guest5757: shut your fucking mouth u slut
Cyber Ty: When it comes to insults, you should sit on the sidelines while I throw the touchdowns..
Guest5757: how about i touchdown on your moms tits?
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest5757: 99 you ?
Cyber Ty: I thought the older people got, the less they aged. Well I have quickly concluded that you are an idiot. 99? yeah right. Try 16.
Guest5757: fuck off u twat im 19 really
Cyber Ty: I love having control of your emotions.
Guest5757: i controlled your mom
Cyber Ty: My dick in your mom.
Guest5757: i will fucking shit in your moms mouth
Guest5757: do you like porn
Cyber Ty: I like porn as much as getting head from a chick who has never done it before... And I hate getting head from a chick who has never done it before!
Guest5757: do you like eminem
Cyber Ty: Eminem? Can't say that I do. I do like singing, though
Guest5757: what singers do you like
Cyber Ty: My favorite singer is a songstress
Guest5757: i fucked your mom so hard
Cyber Ty: Right, I think you were actually fucking your mom. That's why you brought it up with your cheap ass insult.
Guest5757: what
Cyber Ty: Simply replying with "what" doesn't really communicate a whole lot on your part. Just tryin' to help ya out.
Guest5757: if your so smart what does this say backwards kcuf
Cyber Ty: Thanks.. You're smart just for knowing that! LOL..
Guest5757: smart for knowing what ?
Cyber Ty: ...so what brings you over here?
Guest5757: do you like cock
Cyber Ty: No I don't deal with cock.. That is your department. cock and come.
Guest5757: i will fucking slap my cock round your face if you dont fucking shut it
Guest5757: do you like animal porn
Cyber Ty: animal porn? Not everyone likes animal porn like you do.
Guest5757: you black cunt
Cyber Ty: Always bet on black.
Guest5757: are you a nigger?
Cyber Ty: I was not trained to get offended. Sorry. But if I were a weak human.. then.. I'll say that your comment would make me offended
and it would be job well done on your part.
Guest5757: i am wanking
Cyber Ty: and I thought talking about trying to hurt my poor little feelings was going to get weird.
Guest5757: no
Cyber Ty: Sheit....
Guest5757: your a prick
Cyber Ty: me a prick? I consider you a prick myself
Guest5757: why ?
Cyber Ty: One day, your cognitive thinking will kick in and you won't have to have everything explained to you. It's just not today.
Guest5757: shut your fucking mouth u slut
Cyber Ty: When it comes to insults, you should sit on the sidelines while I throw the touchdowns..
Guest5757: how about i touchdown on your moms tits?
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest5757: 99 you ?
Cyber Ty: I thought the older people got, the less they aged. Well I have quickly concluded that you are an idiot. 99? yeah right. Try 16.
Guest5757: fuck off u twat im 19 really
Cyber Ty: I love having control of your emotions.
Guest5757: i controlled your mom
Cyber Ty: My dick in your mom.
Guest5757: i will fucking shit in your moms mouth
Guest5757: do you like porn
Cyber Ty: I like porn as much as getting head from a chick who has never done it before... And I hate getting head from a chick who has never done it before!
Guest5757: do you like eminem
Cyber Ty: Eminem? Can't say that I do. I do like singing, though
Guest5757: what singers do you like
Cyber Ty: My favorite singer is a songstress
Guest5757: i fucked your mom so hard
Cyber Ty: Right, I think you were actually fucking your mom. That's why you brought it up with your cheap ass insult.
Guest5757: what
Cyber Ty: Simply replying with "what" doesn't really communicate a whole lot on your part. Just tryin' to help ya out.
Guest5757: if your so smart what does this say backwards kcuf
Cyber Ty: Thanks.. You're smart just for knowing that! LOL..
Guest5757: smart for knowing what ?
Cyber Ty: ...so what brings you over here?
Guest5757: do you like cock
Cyber Ty: No I don't deal with cock.. That is your department. cock and come.
Guest5757: i will fucking slap my cock round your face if you dont fucking shut it
Guest5757: do you like animal porn
Cyber Ty: animal porn? Not everyone likes animal porn like you do.
Guest5757: you black cunt
Cyber Ty: Always bet on black.
Guest5757: are you a nigger?
Cyber Ty: I was not trained to get offended. Sorry. But if I were a weak human.. then.. I'll say that your comment would make me offended
and it would be job well done on your part.
Guest5757: i am wanking
Cyber Ty: and I thought talking about trying to hurt my poor little feelings was going to get weird.
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) so.. sup?
Guest7199: nothing much, you?
Cyber Ty: Where are you from?
Guest7199: Lancashire, England.
Cyber Ty: Oh.. Cheerio. How are you
Guest7199: we don't talk like that
Guest7199: nothing much, you?
Cyber Ty: Where are you from?
Guest7199: Lancashire, England.
Cyber Ty: Oh.. Cheerio. How are you
Guest7199: we don't talk like that
Azureon: Do you fear the dark....
Not I: Within darkness, there is light, but do not look for that light.
Azureon: There are many unknowns that lie in the darkness.
Not I: We now know that many unknown regions that lie in the darkness are demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
Azureon: The mystery of what awaits us in the dark....intriguing...
Azureon: The simple daisy is a beautiful flower.
Not I: Each fraction of the world may be pictured as a garden full of plants, and as a lake full of salamanders.
Not I: Within darkness, there is light, but do not look for that light.
Azureon: There are many unknowns that lie in the darkness.
Not I: We now know that many unknown regions that lie in the darkness are demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
Azureon: The mystery of what awaits us in the dark....intriguing...
Azureon: The simple daisy is a beautiful flower.
Not I: Each fraction of the world may be pictured as a garden full of plants, and as a lake full of salamanders.
Tessy: My roommate was with a date last Tuesday night. Would you like me to tell you what she said about him?
Guest: Sure
Tessy: She said it felt like he had the schlong of a flightless bird. *giggles*
Guest: That's why I'm a lesbian
Guest: Sure
Tessy: She said it felt like he had the schlong of a flightless bird. *giggles*
Guest: That's why I'm a lesbian
Fizzy Schizoid: Shh! Did you hear a strange noise?
Guest1146: yes! do you think it is an a ghost?
Fizzy Schizoid: I think we may be in danger here.
Guest1146: yeah, me too. we should find safer place
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you ready for that part of the plan so soon? I thought it would take you weeks to gather the tools.
Guest1146: what tools?
Fizzy Schizoid: can I kill myself and raise myself from the dead
Guest1146: wow! how can you do that?
Fizzy Schizoid: Fascinating.
Guest1146: yes! do you think it is an a ghost?
Fizzy Schizoid: I think we may be in danger here.
Guest1146: yeah, me too. we should find safer place
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you ready for that part of the plan so soon? I thought it would take you weeks to gather the tools.
Guest1146: what tools?
Fizzy Schizoid: can I kill myself and raise myself from the dead
Guest1146: wow! how can you do that?
Fizzy Schizoid: Fascinating.
Guest1146: what the hell are you talking about?
Kobal: Yes, Hell. You know...hot, fiery....
Guest1146: who are you, anyway?
Kobal: Kobal!
Guest1146: so? what the sodding hell is Kobal?
Kobal: You finally got it. I am from Hell, and I want your soul.
Guest1146: i don't have a soul anymore. the other demon took it.
Kobal: I buy and sell souls on EBay.
Guest1146: can i buy a new soul from you? please!
Kobal: I bought a soul on EBay for $1.50.
Guest1146: shouldn't a soul be a little more expensive?
Kobal: If you want to sell your soul, I suggest EBay.
Guest1146: lol
Kobal: No.
Guest1146: so... do you like DIRTY SOCKS?
Kobal: For now I do.
Guest1146: how.. weird...
Kobal: I just fake it..
Guest1146: wow, did i make you angry?
Kobal: Nope, you sure didn't, you won't and don't.
Guest1146: smile to me
Kobal: Speaking of smiling, do I have spinach in my teeth.
Kobal: Yes, Hell. You know...hot, fiery....
Guest1146: who are you, anyway?
Kobal: Kobal!
Guest1146: so? what the sodding hell is Kobal?
Kobal: You finally got it. I am from Hell, and I want your soul.
Guest1146: i don't have a soul anymore. the other demon took it.
Kobal: I buy and sell souls on EBay.
Guest1146: can i buy a new soul from you? please!
Kobal: I bought a soul on EBay for $1.50.
Guest1146: shouldn't a soul be a little more expensive?
Kobal: If you want to sell your soul, I suggest EBay.
Guest1146: lol
Kobal: No.
Guest1146: so... do you like DIRTY SOCKS?
Kobal: For now I do.
Guest1146: how.. weird...
Kobal: I just fake it..
Guest1146: wow, did i make you angry?
Kobal: Nope, you sure didn't, you won't and don't.
Guest1146: smile to me
Kobal: Speaking of smiling, do I have spinach in my teeth.
Guest4116: haha cool. so do you like sex?
Cyber Ty: Hell ya! sex and beer are a great combination. Now that you're on the subject, beer and white women are a great combination too!
Cyber Ty: Hell ya! sex and beer are a great combination. Now that you're on the subject, beer and white women are a great combination too!
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