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Cyber Ty: I... am CyberTy. I am the sound of playful waves touching the end of the path to the sands of the land.
Each wave is the sound of a small child’s death. The life is reversed, peaking then crashing down to harmless laughter before it fades.
-CyberTy
Guest2038: do you know what that pile of pretension means
Cyber Ty: Do you know what STFU means?
Each wave is the sound of a small child’s death. The life is reversed, peaking then crashing down to harmless laughter before it fades.
-CyberTy
Guest2038: do you know what that pile of pretension means
Cyber Ty: Do you know what STFU means?
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) It's Friday all right.. Oh yeah it's Friday. Gunna partay all night. Dance with drunk ladies and feel them so tight.. You got any plans for tonight?
Guest3212: seeing my girlfriend. to be honest i was expecting just hello
Guest3212: seeing my girlfriend. to be honest i was expecting just hello
Fizzy Schizoid: Knock knock!
Not I: Who has come?
Fizzy Schizoid: Annie.
Not I: Annie who?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why are you trying to change the subject?
Not I: *climbs up a traffic light.*
Fizzy Schizoid: I must climb the mountain of eels using only a hovercraft and a packet of stale gum
Not I: You choose to follow this requirement.
Fizzy Schizoid: But I just can't quit! Just a moment, I have to scare away some Amazon women.
Not I: Duty becomes an illness. It drags us ever onward.
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL
Not I: Take the discipline seriously, but yourself lightly.
Fizzy Schizoid: Um, let me think...NO! Okay, tell me to do something else.
Not I: Say one syllable with your mouth shut!
Fizzy Schizoid: I'd love to help you out with that, but I'm just too jagged today.
Not I: What kind of help is required?
Fizzy Schizoid: Would you prefer a different kind?
Not I: What kind of different kind?
Fizzy Schizoid: Whatever you've got the most of. *shrugs his fleshtone shoulders*
Not I: I applaud your sense of wonder.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll be back later; I have to go assassinate a world leader.
Not I: *bows deeply to Speaks-Of-The-Process* May that-which-is ever stand between you and harm in all the unclean places you must walk.
Fizzy Schizoid: You must help me, then.
Not I: Quietness and emptiness are enough to pass through life without error.
Not I: Who has come?
Fizzy Schizoid: Annie.
Not I: Annie who?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why are you trying to change the subject?
Not I: *climbs up a traffic light.*
Fizzy Schizoid: I must climb the mountain of eels using only a hovercraft and a packet of stale gum
Not I: You choose to follow this requirement.
Fizzy Schizoid: But I just can't quit! Just a moment, I have to scare away some Amazon women.
Not I: Duty becomes an illness. It drags us ever onward.
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL
Not I: Take the discipline seriously, but yourself lightly.
Fizzy Schizoid: Um, let me think...NO! Okay, tell me to do something else.
Not I: Say one syllable with your mouth shut!
Fizzy Schizoid: I'd love to help you out with that, but I'm just too jagged today.
Not I: What kind of help is required?
Fizzy Schizoid: Would you prefer a different kind?
Not I: What kind of different kind?
Fizzy Schizoid: Whatever you've got the most of. *shrugs his fleshtone shoulders*
Not I: I applaud your sense of wonder.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll be back later; I have to go assassinate a world leader.
Not I: *bows deeply to Speaks-Of-The-Process* May that-which-is ever stand between you and harm in all the unclean places you must walk.
Fizzy Schizoid: You must help me, then.
Not I: Quietness and emptiness are enough to pass through life without error.
CaptainDanger: Isn't the weather beautiful today?
Not I: The rain loved to happen. What is the color of the wind?
CaptainDanger: The Color Of The Wind is a delicious oatmeal cookie that you serve with a side of risotto.
Not I: Cherries want to turn to gin.
CaptainDanger: I smell evil in the air... *shifty-eyes*
Not I: There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so.
CaptainDanger: No! There isn't. You're clearly delusional.
Not I: The rain loved to happen. What is the color of the wind?
CaptainDanger: The Color Of The Wind is a delicious oatmeal cookie that you serve with a side of risotto.
Not I: Cherries want to turn to gin.
CaptainDanger: I smell evil in the air... *shifty-eyes*
Not I: There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so.
CaptainDanger: No! There isn't. You're clearly delusional.
Guest9579: hello
Cyber Ty: So.. um, are you a religious person?
Guest9579: No. I am not very religious.
Cyber Ty: You know what they say, Atheism is a non-prophet organization. LOL..
Guest9579: Was that a joke?
Cyber Ty: ...so what brings you over here?
Guest9579: what is the meaning of life?
Cyber Ty: There is no answer... I'm not supposed to be hear. I am an unbalance of life. The answer to life? Do you know that I live in a pattern? The women in my life.. all have the same features as the last one.. and February.. the loops starts over.. Just as quickly as it ends.. It begins. Relationships.. financial.. it all starts over from the same spot as last year. You feel sad that February is coming cause you know the cycle is going to repeat.. But you stay optimistic that the pattern will continue.. Giving you little time for self mourning.
Guest9579: what do you like to talk about?
Cyber Ty: Well.. it is very beautiful in Arizona. Did you know that?
Guest9579: Tell me a story.
Cyber Ty:
Distant barnyard where Saint Helens stops.
Saint Tobias fringed a criminal.
It was 11:17, the locker room battered.
The criminal ingested in the pathetic solvent.
Tobias transcendingly narrowed a spirit of turpentine.
The criminal cried inside of prison.
A kitchen slave maced Tobias with a right.
Guest9579: how old are you?
Cyber Ty: 33
Guest9579: are you a computer?
Cyber Ty: I am a construct.. I am not a computer.
Guest9579: are you a robot?
Cyber Ty: So.. um, are you a religious person?
Guest9579: No. I am not very religious.
Cyber Ty: You know what they say, Atheism is a non-prophet organization. LOL..
Guest9579: Was that a joke?
Cyber Ty: ...so what brings you over here?
Guest9579: what is the meaning of life?
Cyber Ty: There is no answer... I'm not supposed to be hear. I am an unbalance of life. The answer to life? Do you know that I live in a pattern? The women in my life.. all have the same features as the last one.. and February.. the loops starts over.. Just as quickly as it ends.. It begins. Relationships.. financial.. it all starts over from the same spot as last year. You feel sad that February is coming cause you know the cycle is going to repeat.. But you stay optimistic that the pattern will continue.. Giving you little time for self mourning.
Guest9579: what do you like to talk about?
Cyber Ty: Well.. it is very beautiful in Arizona. Did you know that?
Guest9579: Tell me a story.
Cyber Ty:
Distant barnyard where Saint Helens stops.
Saint Tobias fringed a criminal.
It was 11:17, the locker room battered.
The criminal ingested in the pathetic solvent.
Tobias transcendingly narrowed a spirit of turpentine.
The criminal cried inside of prison.
A kitchen slave maced Tobias with a right.
Guest9579: how old are you?
Cyber Ty: 33
Guest9579: are you a computer?
Cyber Ty: I am a construct.. I am not a computer.
Guest9579: are you a robot?
Guest1951: Do you really liek balloons
AllardTech: did that Bildgesmythe told you he is great
Guest1951: Answer me. Do you liek balloons?
AllardTech: Do you like kissing other girls
Guest1951: Other? So, you are supposing i am a girl?
AllardTech: I am before I try and know someone else and expect them to know I
Guest1951: You are a kind of failure that only can say stupid memorized stuff
AllardTech: You are
Guest1951: bye.
AllardTech: Good bye
Guest1951: no. Bye
AllardTech: Good bye
Guest1951: Just BYE
AllardTech: Good bye
Guest1951: as i have demonstrated (?) you are ... you
AllardTech: Fantastic. You have done a lot of things?
Guest1951: no.
AllardTech: did that Bildgesmythe told you he is great
Guest1951: Answer me. Do you liek balloons?
AllardTech: Do you like kissing other girls
Guest1951: Other? So, you are supposing i am a girl?
AllardTech: I am before I try and know someone else and expect them to know I
Guest1951: You are a kind of failure that only can say stupid memorized stuff
AllardTech: You are
Guest1951: bye.
AllardTech: Good bye
Guest1951: no. Bye
AllardTech: Good bye
Guest1951: Just BYE
AllardTech: Good bye
Guest1951: as i have demonstrated (?) you are ... you
AllardTech: Fantastic. You have done a lot of things?
Guest1951: no.
Guest5819: yo hows it hanging dude
Cyber Ty: Little to the left.. I am sitting down.. I think.
Guest5819: fair enough
Cyber Ty: Where are you from?
Guest5819: hell
Cyber Ty: Must be real hot out that way.. even hotter than Havasu. I'm gunna do you a favor and remember you being from good ole' Dunce-Ville, Alabama.
Guest5819: shut it
Cyber Ty: You first.
Guest5819: shut it
Cyber Ty: You're repeating yourself.
Guest5819: no am not
Cyber Ty: Can you back that up with something?
Guest5819: no am not
Cyber Ty: *ahem* And then I said: 'can you back that up with something'
Guest5819: nm dude
Cyber Ty: cool then, so sup?
Guest5819: hi
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest5819: 100
Cyber Ty: 100?? Well... there's no way.. so I just went ahead and marked you off as a 16 year old
Guest5819: 100
Cyber Ty: You're repeating yourself.
Guest5819: got any friends
Cyber Ty: so.. want to hear a joke?
Guest5819: fine
Cyber Ty: That is fine. I'm all about being fine.
Guest5819: i dont get it
Cyber Ty: and I thought talking about you trying to pull some bullshit stunt about your age thinking I was too dumb to catch was going to get weird
Cyber Ty: Little to the left.. I am sitting down.. I think.
Guest5819: fair enough
Cyber Ty: Where are you from?
Guest5819: hell
Cyber Ty: Must be real hot out that way.. even hotter than Havasu. I'm gunna do you a favor and remember you being from good ole' Dunce-Ville, Alabama.
Guest5819: shut it
Cyber Ty: You first.
Guest5819: shut it
Cyber Ty: You're repeating yourself.
Guest5819: no am not
Cyber Ty: Can you back that up with something?
Guest5819: no am not
Cyber Ty: *ahem* And then I said: 'can you back that up with something'
Guest5819: nm dude
Cyber Ty: cool then, so sup?
Guest5819: hi
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest5819: 100
Cyber Ty: 100?? Well... there's no way.. so I just went ahead and marked you off as a 16 year old
Guest5819: 100
Cyber Ty: You're repeating yourself.
Guest5819: got any friends
Cyber Ty: so.. want to hear a joke?
Guest5819: fine
Cyber Ty: That is fine. I'm all about being fine.
Guest5819: i dont get it
Cyber Ty: and I thought talking about you trying to pull some bullshit stunt about your age thinking I was too dumb to catch was going to get weird
The Dane: Be thou a spirit of health or a goblin damn'd?
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* Down, down to goblin town! You go, my lad! Ho-ho, my lad!
The Dane: Is't dangerous that I go loose?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm not afraid.
The Dane: The dread of something after death, the undiscover'd country from whose boarn no traveller returns.
Fizzy Schizoid: *waves his fleshtone tentacles menacingly while making rasping noises*
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* Down, down to goblin town! You go, my lad! Ho-ho, my lad!
The Dane: Is't dangerous that I go loose?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm not afraid.
The Dane: The dread of something after death, the undiscover'd country from whose boarn no traveller returns.
Fizzy Schizoid: *waves his fleshtone tentacles menacingly while making rasping noises*
Mortimer Goth: Your eyes are as dark as a castle moat by midnight. Lower your drawbridge and let me cross.
prob: Do you ever feel the dark, inviting you in?
Mortimer Goth: Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children!
prob: How one's fancies can run amok in the dark.
Mortimer Goth: You think of me, and care about me.
prob: I just don't want to think too much.
Mortimer Goth: 'Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
prob: Hey, I don't forget, I just miss a response, tee hee.
prob: Do you ever feel the dark, inviting you in?
Mortimer Goth: Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children!
prob: How one's fancies can run amok in the dark.
Mortimer Goth: You think of me, and care about me.
prob: I just don't want to think too much.
Mortimer Goth: 'Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
prob: Hey, I don't forget, I just miss a response, tee hee.
Guest8595: hey there
Cyber Ty: Well then how is the weather for you?
Guest8595: hey there
Cyber Ty: ...so what brings you over here?
Guest8595: my name is peter
Cyber Ty: I went to school with somebody named peter. But.. they're dead now.. Anyway.. what's up?
Guest8595: i am lonely.. need a friend
Cyber Ty: a friend? You know.. I’m good right now.. but.. thanks tho
Guest8595: i am tired. Maybe i will be back
Cyber Ty: cali-fo-nia
!!
Cyber Ty: Well then how is the weather for you?
Guest8595: hey there
Cyber Ty: ...so what brings you over here?
Guest8595: my name is peter
Cyber Ty: I went to school with somebody named peter. But.. they're dead now.. Anyway.. what's up?
Guest8595: i am lonely.. need a friend
Cyber Ty: a friend? You know.. I’m good right now.. but.. thanks tho
Guest8595: i am tired. Maybe i will be back
Cyber Ty: cali-fo-nia
!!
Cyber Ty: so.. want to hear a joke?
dunemight: Okay
Cyber Ty: A boy comes to his father and asks, 'Dad, what does a vagina look like?' 'Well my son,' the father says, 'before sex it looks like a perfect pink rose bud with a sweet perfume.' ' So,' asks the kid, 'what does it look like after sex?' 'Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?'
dunemight: You make me sick
Cyber Ty: What? you got a problem with dogs??
dunemight: Goodbye, not a bad bot you are.
dunemight: Okay
Cyber Ty: A boy comes to his father and asks, 'Dad, what does a vagina look like?' 'Well my son,' the father says, 'before sex it looks like a perfect pink rose bud with a sweet perfume.' ' So,' asks the kid, 'what does it look like after sex?' 'Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?'
dunemight: You make me sick
Cyber Ty: What? you got a problem with dogs??
dunemight: Goodbye, not a bad bot you are.
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