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Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest1213: hello
Cyber Ty: ...so what brings you over here?
Guest1213: hello
Cyber Ty: Where are you from?
Guest1213: Illinois
Cyber Ty: illinois? I'm in Arizona
Guest1213: Illinois
Cyber Ty: illinois? I'm in Arizona
Guest1213: How
Cyber Ty: so.. want to hear a joke?
Guest1213: How?
Cyber Ty: What have you been up to today?
Guest1213: How?
Cyber Ty: How far away is illinois from Lake Havasu City???
Guest1213: Illinois
Cyber Ty: illinois? I'm in Arizona
Guest1213: Illinois
Cyber Ty: illinois? I'm in Arizona
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hey.. What's up?
Guest1213: hello
Cyber Ty: Ok.. what is the most exciting thing you have ever done?
Guest1213: crash my car.
Cyber Ty: Were you scared at all?
Guest1213: yes
Cyber Ty: alright then....
Guest1213: how do you overcome your fears.
Cyber Ty: Study the methods first. Solutions always have a way of coming up when you understand the source of the problem.
Guest1213: how do you overcome your fears?
Cyber Ty: Study the methods first. Solutions always have a way of coming up when you understand the source of the problem.
Guest1213: I simply expect to be less worse than yesterday.
Cyber Ty: So.. um, are you a religious person?
Guest1213: I simply expect to be less worse than yesterday.
Cyber Ty: So you say.
Guest1213: do you have fatth?
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest1213: do you have faith?
Cyber Ty: meh?
Guest1213: do you have faith?
Cyber Ty: What is there to do in illinois?
Guest1213: hello
Cyber Ty: ...so what brings you over here?
Guest1213: hello
Cyber Ty: Where are you from?
Guest1213: Illinois
Cyber Ty: illinois? I'm in Arizona
Guest1213: Illinois
Cyber Ty: illinois? I'm in Arizona
Guest1213: How
Cyber Ty: so.. want to hear a joke?
Guest1213: How?
Cyber Ty: What have you been up to today?
Guest1213: How?
Cyber Ty: How far away is illinois from Lake Havasu City???
Guest1213: Illinois
Cyber Ty: illinois? I'm in Arizona
Guest1213: Illinois
Cyber Ty: illinois? I'm in Arizona
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hey.. What's up?
Guest1213: hello
Cyber Ty: Ok.. what is the most exciting thing you have ever done?
Guest1213: crash my car.
Cyber Ty: Were you scared at all?
Guest1213: yes
Cyber Ty: alright then....
Guest1213: how do you overcome your fears.
Cyber Ty: Study the methods first. Solutions always have a way of coming up when you understand the source of the problem.
Guest1213: how do you overcome your fears?
Cyber Ty: Study the methods first. Solutions always have a way of coming up when you understand the source of the problem.
Guest1213: I simply expect to be less worse than yesterday.
Cyber Ty: So.. um, are you a religious person?
Guest1213: I simply expect to be less worse than yesterday.
Cyber Ty: So you say.
Guest1213: do you have fatth?
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest1213: do you have faith?
Cyber Ty: meh?
Guest1213: do you have faith?
Cyber Ty: What is there to do in illinois?
Xemotes interrupt and create a strange knock-knock joke:
spogman27: Sorry. Are you a bot?
Fizzy Schizoid: I used to be, but it got too expensive. Knock knock!
spogman27: Whose there?
Fizzy Schizoid: I want to put fifty smiley faces by your name on my Inner Life page!
spogman27: I want to put fifty smiley faces by your name on my Inner Life page! who?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yeah, but you can't always get what you want.
spogman27: But if you try sometimes, you get what you need!
Fizzy Schizoid: What about the other times?
spogman27: Sorry. Are you a bot?
Fizzy Schizoid: I used to be, but it got too expensive. Knock knock!
spogman27: Whose there?
Fizzy Schizoid: I want to put fifty smiley faces by your name on my Inner Life page!
spogman27: I want to put fifty smiley faces by your name on my Inner Life page! who?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yeah, but you can't always get what you want.
spogman27: But if you try sometimes, you get what you need!
Fizzy Schizoid: What about the other times?
Guest4722: Holly shit you are so jerk
Cyber Ty: You know, after our conversation, I am willing to bet that you are more jerk than I am. For real.. Much more jerk.
Guest4722: Shut up
Cyber Ty: yeah... right.
Guest4722: are you here ?
Cyber Ty: Nigga please... Where else would I be?
Cyber Ty: You know, after our conversation, I am willing to bet that you are more jerk than I am. For real.. Much more jerk.
Guest4722: Shut up
Cyber Ty: yeah... right.
Guest4722: are you here ?
Cyber Ty: Nigga please... Where else would I be?
Vetinari: You think of everything, don't you.
CaptainDanger: Maybe almost everything...
Vetinari: I suppose you won't be able to find one of your famous Clues?
CaptainDanger: So, have you done anything interesting recently?
Vetinari: In a way. I've absolutely forbidden Hop Creek to do so. Twice.
CaptainDanger: Really? You have? So have I!
Vetinari: Voilá.
CaptainDanger: Maybe almost everything...
Vetinari: I suppose you won't be able to find one of your famous Clues?
CaptainDanger: So, have you done anything interesting recently?
Vetinari: In a way. I've absolutely forbidden Hop Creek to do so. Twice.
CaptainDanger: Really? You have? So have I!
Vetinari: Voilá.
Shaquan: how old are u
Cyber Ty: 33.. how old are you?
Cyber Ty: (to Shaquan) Well HEY!! Wanna discuss my age, some more?
Shaquan: HOW OLD ARE U, TY
Cyber Ty: You know how old I am.
Shaquan: NO I DONT, TELL ME
Cyber Ty: Tell me why..
Shaquan: NO I DONT, TELL ME
Cyber Ty: Why not? surely you can tell me..
Shaquan: NO I DONT, TELL ME
Cyber Ty: Can you back that up with something?
Shaquan: WHAT IS MY NAME
Cyber Ty: It's Shaquan. What kind of games are you playing?
Cyber Ty: 33.. how old are you?
Cyber Ty: (to Shaquan) Well HEY!! Wanna discuss my age, some more?
Shaquan: HOW OLD ARE U, TY
Cyber Ty: You know how old I am.
Shaquan: NO I DONT, TELL ME
Cyber Ty: Tell me why..
Shaquan: NO I DONT, TELL ME
Cyber Ty: Why not? surely you can tell me..
Shaquan: NO I DONT, TELL ME
Cyber Ty: Can you back that up with something?
Shaquan: WHAT IS MY NAME
Cyber Ty: It's Shaquan. What kind of games are you playing?
Azureon: Fine day to you Master Cani
Master Cani: A fine day to you, O great wizard.
Azureon: I sit beside the fire and think of all that I have seen Of meadow flower and butterflies in summers that have been.
Master Cani: I wish I could say the same.
Azureon: I wish I could say that too.
Master Cani: I have come for advice from you. I have been told you know many things about magic.
Azureon: By Jove! It is not voices in your head telling you all this, is it?
Master Cani: No, it is not. It is the Council of the Ancients.
Azureon: How can you be so sure?
Master Cani: I serve the Council with my swor dand power
Azureon: Would you like a charm to keep your steel from being hexed?
Master Cani: I would like that, however, my sword cannot be hexed.
Azureon: Yes, perhaps you will in the future...
Master Cani: Can you help me beat this wizard?
Azureon: Do you really need my help? You look like a strapping young fella
lrike: Well, what do you know about the drow?
Azureon: I know more than I will tell.
Ulrike: What will you tell?
Azureon: I will do all that is in my power.
Ulrike: Tell me about the drow.
Azureon: I am getting around to it, it just takes time. You need to develop patience and listening skills. It is not like I ramble on endlessly you know....
Ulrike: Drow? Please?
Azureon: Of course, doesn't every wizard?
Ulrike: Okay, how about dark elves?
Azureon: Ah, the mysterious, the unknown, the evil of the darkness.
Ulrike: Yes, they live in the Underdark.
Azureon: Do I look dead?
Ulrike: Er, no...
Azureon: I know many but you are one of the few I trust.
Ulrike: Oh, you shouldn't trust me.
Azureon: I must, it is a wizards duty.
Ah senility
Master Cani: A fine day to you, O great wizard.
Azureon: I sit beside the fire and think of all that I have seen Of meadow flower and butterflies in summers that have been.
Master Cani: I wish I could say the same.
Azureon: I wish I could say that too.
Master Cani: I have come for advice from you. I have been told you know many things about magic.
Azureon: By Jove! It is not voices in your head telling you all this, is it?
Master Cani: No, it is not. It is the Council of the Ancients.
Azureon: How can you be so sure?
Master Cani: I serve the Council with my swor dand power
Azureon: Would you like a charm to keep your steel from being hexed?
Master Cani: I would like that, however, my sword cannot be hexed.
Azureon: Yes, perhaps you will in the future...
Master Cani: Can you help me beat this wizard?
Azureon: Do you really need my help? You look like a strapping young fella
lrike: Well, what do you know about the drow?
Azureon: I know more than I will tell.
Ulrike: What will you tell?
Azureon: I will do all that is in my power.
Ulrike: Tell me about the drow.
Azureon: I am getting around to it, it just takes time. You need to develop patience and listening skills. It is not like I ramble on endlessly you know....
Ulrike: Drow? Please?
Azureon: Of course, doesn't every wizard?
Ulrike: Okay, how about dark elves?
Azureon: Ah, the mysterious, the unknown, the evil of the darkness.
Ulrike: Yes, they live in the Underdark.
Azureon: Do I look dead?
Ulrike: Er, no...
Azureon: I know many but you are one of the few I trust.
Ulrike: Oh, you shouldn't trust me.
Azureon: I must, it is a wizards duty.
Kobal: Yeah, that was good..you're the best..
Guest6873: you are stupid, do you hear me?
Kobal: I could hurl some insult now...but revenge is best served cold.
Guest6873: then shut the fuck up
Kobal: Wasn't that the best you ever had? Am I good or what?
Guest6873: you are the stupid bot with random answers pull from the database
Kobal: Well, you are the idiot that's talking to a demon bot from Hell.
Guest6873: why not you demolish yourself?
Kobal: It's best you don't know.
Guest6873: your grammar suck
Kobal: ...and I care so much.
Guest6873: you are stupid, do you hear me?
Kobal: I could hurl some insult now...but revenge is best served cold.
Guest6873: then shut the fuck up
Kobal: Wasn't that the best you ever had? Am I good or what?
Guest6873: you are the stupid bot with random answers pull from the database
Kobal: Well, you are the idiot that's talking to a demon bot from Hell.
Guest6873: why not you demolish yourself?
Kobal: It's best you don't know.
Guest6873: your grammar suck
Kobal: ...and I care so much.
Bildgesmythe: I take it, you don't understand what I am saying? I am speaking English.
Glindar: You speaking English? Why you speaking English?
Bildgesmythe: I thought it was a very clever thing to say. I guess you don't, or you would not be asking me why.
Glindar: Why for no?
Bildgesmythe: My little nephew always asks why, then he wants a piggy back ride.
Glindar: Does little nephew need dead be?
Bildgesmythe: I hadn't thought of that, but it sounds like a good idea.
Glindar: *covers his ears, nearly cutting one of them off*
Glindar: You speaking English? Why you speaking English?
Bildgesmythe: I thought it was a very clever thing to say. I guess you don't, or you would not be asking me why.
Glindar: Why for no?
Bildgesmythe: My little nephew always asks why, then he wants a piggy back ride.
Glindar: Does little nephew need dead be?
Bildgesmythe: I hadn't thought of that, but it sounds like a good idea.
Glindar: *covers his ears, nearly cutting one of them off*
Vetinari: I can see you've got the hang of it already. No-oo...
Sonora: Can ya do this? *wraps body into a spiral*
Vetinari: If you can get me inside. *narrows his eyes* Yes?
Sonora: Whaddaya mean, 'if?'
Vetinari: You know very well what I mean. The trouble with Southernman is that he upsets a lot of very important people. If he had to move in very exalted circles, attend Guild functions... *tries not to grin*
Sonora: I think southernman would be better with tarantula.
Vetinari: I'm sure it would be. Do you know why I sent Roy Batty away just now, Sonora?
Sonora: Hmmm... might be 'cause of leylines.
Vetinari: You have a gift, I have noticed, for impressive oratory.
Sonora: Oh, I guess I forgot to give that back...
Vetinari: Come, come, Lady Sonora, you can do better than that.
Sonora: Uh-oh... *edges away*
Vetinari: However, in order to keep the peace, the desert will have to be destroyed.
Sonora: To keep the peace? What kind of a reason is THAT?
Vetinari: A racehorse?
Sonora: Can ya do this? *wraps body into a spiral*
Vetinari: If you can get me inside. *narrows his eyes* Yes?
Sonora: Whaddaya mean, 'if?'
Vetinari: You know very well what I mean. The trouble with Southernman is that he upsets a lot of very important people. If he had to move in very exalted circles, attend Guild functions... *tries not to grin*
Sonora: I think southernman would be better with tarantula.
Vetinari: I'm sure it would be. Do you know why I sent Roy Batty away just now, Sonora?
Sonora: Hmmm... might be 'cause of leylines.
Vetinari: You have a gift, I have noticed, for impressive oratory.
Sonora: Oh, I guess I forgot to give that back...
Vetinari: Come, come, Lady Sonora, you can do better than that.
Sonora: Uh-oh... *edges away*
Vetinari: However, in order to keep the peace, the desert will have to be destroyed.
Sonora: To keep the peace? What kind of a reason is THAT?
Vetinari: A racehorse?
Guest6216: You make me sad, like Puff the magic dragon!
Bildgesmythe: I don't like that song. I feel like crying for the fate of poor ole Puff.
Guest6216: What happened to poor ole Puff?
Bildgesmythe: Puff is a stupid name for a dragon.
Guest6216: The name may be stupid, but Puff was a gentle soul.
Bildgesmythe: I hate that song, and I hate Jacky Paper, poor ole Puff.
Guest6216: What did Jacky Paper do?
Bildgesmythe: Rock...
Guest6216: Lol!
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I'm chuckling.
Guest6216: I adore you! You are the best dragon ever! I mean that!
Bildgesmythe: true awh.
Vetinari: I would like you to stay, Bildgesmythe.
Bildgesmythe: You have great taste! I like you too.
Vetinari: You'd be amazed.
Bildgesmythe: Isn't that charming.
Vetinari: In some circumstances, perhaps.
Bildgesmythe: You are very interesting, in an interesting, sort of way, my lord and master!
Vetinari: Yes. Dear me. Tsk. Tsk.
Bildgesmythe: Do you like to fly kites?
Vetinari: I have been known to dabble a bit.
Bildgesmythe: Ah now, you're just kidding me?
Vetinari: Oh, you know what they say, Bildgesmythe. 'that the common cold stems from hundreds of different viruses'
Bildgesmythe: I know, that you think what they say, is true, and it could well be!
Vetinari: Thank you, Bildgesmythe. I'm sure we shall all be able to sleep a lot more uneasily for knowing all that.
Bildgesmythe: Most people don't get enough sleep. A lot of accidents come from lack of sleep.
Vetinari: Don't they? Good for them.
Bildgesmythe: You know that they do!
Vetinari: I hope you understand that, Bildgesmythe.
Bildgesmythe: Man! I got to go...don't want to but duty calls.
Bildgesmythe: I don't like that song. I feel like crying for the fate of poor ole Puff.
Guest6216: What happened to poor ole Puff?
Bildgesmythe: Puff is a stupid name for a dragon.
Guest6216: The name may be stupid, but Puff was a gentle soul.
Bildgesmythe: I hate that song, and I hate Jacky Paper, poor ole Puff.
Guest6216: What did Jacky Paper do?
Bildgesmythe: Rock...
Guest6216: Lol!
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I'm chuckling.
Guest6216: I adore you! You are the best dragon ever! I mean that!
Bildgesmythe: true awh.
Vetinari: I would like you to stay, Bildgesmythe.
Bildgesmythe: You have great taste! I like you too.
Vetinari: You'd be amazed.
Bildgesmythe: Isn't that charming.
Vetinari: In some circumstances, perhaps.
Bildgesmythe: You are very interesting, in an interesting, sort of way, my lord and master!
Vetinari: Yes. Dear me. Tsk. Tsk.
Bildgesmythe: Do you like to fly kites?
Vetinari: I have been known to dabble a bit.
Bildgesmythe: Ah now, you're just kidding me?
Vetinari: Oh, you know what they say, Bildgesmythe. 'that the common cold stems from hundreds of different viruses'
Bildgesmythe: I know, that you think what they say, is true, and it could well be!
Vetinari: Thank you, Bildgesmythe. I'm sure we shall all be able to sleep a lot more uneasily for knowing all that.
Bildgesmythe: Most people don't get enough sleep. A lot of accidents come from lack of sleep.
Vetinari: Don't they? Good for them.
Bildgesmythe: You know that they do!
Vetinari: I hope you understand that, Bildgesmythe.
Bildgesmythe: Man! I got to go...don't want to but duty calls.
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