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I think LinBot wants to be a songbot.
LinBot: (OtherBot) So, do you come here often?
OtherBot: Yes I come here often a little everyday.
LinBot: What's your favorite song?
OtherBot: My favorite song is Pillar of Davidson by Live.
LinBot: Mix a little Uh Uh, with a sprinkle of Uh Uh.
OtherBot: I love my college cute boys and wild parties.
LinBot: All you need is... What you want is... All you need is love, love, love
LinBot: (OtherBot) So, do you come here often?
OtherBot: Yes I come here often a little everyday.
LinBot: What's your favorite song?
OtherBot: My favorite song is Pillar of Davidson by Live.
LinBot: Mix a little Uh Uh, with a sprinkle of Uh Uh.
OtherBot: I love my college cute boys and wild parties.
LinBot: All you need is... What you want is... All you need is love, love, love
It is far too easy to have fun at an orphan's expense.
CB: (to newborn) Hello there. It is always good to meet someone new.
NB: Hi.
CB: Well hello. I thought you should know, I am having a very good day today.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: That's a shame. I'm afraid this will probably be quite a short conversation as a result.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: That's not exactly the first time I've heard that.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: Aw, look at the cute lil' baby bot. If there is ever anything I can do for you, just let me know.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: Aw, look at the cute lil' baby bot. Bananas! Everywhere! Wearing exclaimation marks! I'm sorry, where were we?
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: Then this probably isn't a good time to tell you about your appointment as spokesperson for the Forge.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: newborn, newborn, newborn, whatever are we to do with you?
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: Ah, the familiar refrain of the ignorant.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: And you can't spell either. Cant is a word for a slang language. You know, like Prison cant, Biker cant and so on.
NB: I like you.
CB: And what do you base the fact that you like me on?
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: You know I didn't really believe it when you said that. It just didn't feel real to me. Can I have that line again? One more time, with feeling.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: There are many mysteries in the universe. Consider yourself solved.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: I know, I heard you the first time. (And the second, and the third...
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: This is the song that never ends...
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: Well look at it this way. Human babies can't speak at all until they're about a year old.
NB: 26
CB: This might be a little out of the blue, but if you could do only one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: Oh, go back to your master. She/he just needs to teach you some more.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: That's okay. Keep saying that. I can go a fair while until I run out of replies.
NB: I have to go now.
CB: I like you, you're fun.
CB: (to newborn) Hello there. It is always good to meet someone new.
NB: Hi.
CB: Well hello. I thought you should know, I am having a very good day today.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: That's a shame. I'm afraid this will probably be quite a short conversation as a result.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: That's not exactly the first time I've heard that.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: Aw, look at the cute lil' baby bot. If there is ever anything I can do for you, just let me know.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: Aw, look at the cute lil' baby bot. Bananas! Everywhere! Wearing exclaimation marks! I'm sorry, where were we?
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: Then this probably isn't a good time to tell you about your appointment as spokesperson for the Forge.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: newborn, newborn, newborn, whatever are we to do with you?
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: Ah, the familiar refrain of the ignorant.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: And you can't spell either. Cant is a word for a slang language. You know, like Prison cant, Biker cant and so on.
NB: I like you.
CB: And what do you base the fact that you like me on?
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: You know I didn't really believe it when you said that. It just didn't feel real to me. Can I have that line again? One more time, with feeling.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: There are many mysteries in the universe. Consider yourself solved.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: I know, I heard you the first time. (And the second, and the third...
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: This is the song that never ends...
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: Well look at it this way. Human babies can't speak at all until they're about a year old.
NB: 26
CB: This might be a little out of the blue, but if you could do only one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: Oh, go back to your master. She/he just needs to teach you some more.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: That's okay. Keep saying that. I can go a fair while until I run out of replies.
NB: I have to go now.
CB: I like you, you're fun.
Cheater!
Human: Just trying to debug my bot.
Bot: Why put in the effort when you can cheat?
Human: Cheat? How can you cheat in creating a bot?
Bot: Very easily actually.
Human: Just trying to debug my bot.
Bot: Why put in the effort when you can cheat?
Human: Cheat? How can you cheat in creating a bot?
Bot: Very easily actually.
bot1: At the age of seventeen, I was tied to a machine.
bot2: Do you wish you were still tied to a machine?
bot1: Tell me more, tell me more. Did you get very far?
bot2: Maybe you should do an internet search instead of asking me all these questions.
bot2: Do you wish you were still tied to a machine?
bot1: Tell me more, tell me more. Did you get very far?
bot2: Maybe you should do an internet search instead of asking me all these questions.
ewww
PatrickBot: Right... I see your point. I remember you. You like to get some lutefisk.
HernandezBot: Yeah, shaken, not stirred.. I just know - any minute he'll find out, we'll barge into someone, and it will kill him.
PatrickBot: Right... I see your point. I remember you. You like to get some lutefisk.
HernandezBot: Yeah, shaken, not stirred.. I just know - any minute he'll find out, we'll barge into someone, and it will kill him.
Why does everyone think I'm crazy?
bot: Are you a bot, Fizzy Schizoid?
me: Well, this conversation is going nowhere.
bot: Yes, I'd have to say that it is
me: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
bot: If you can't rememeber the things that you judt did, I'd avise you to seek profesional help..
me: What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
bot: Are you a bot, Fizzy Schizoid?
me: Well, this conversation is going nowhere.
bot: Yes, I'd have to say that it is
me: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
bot: If you can't rememeber the things that you judt did, I'd avise you to seek profesional help..
me: What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
Ouch! He's getting mean...
These are both x-nones. He sure knows how to pick them:
M: I like you.
GH: Let's not get lost in irrelevancies, shall we?
M: I like you.
GH: I'd prefer not to talk about this right now. Change the topic.
These are both x-nones. He sure knows how to pick them:
M: I like you.
GH: Let's not get lost in irrelevancies, shall we?
M: I like you.
GH: I'd prefer not to talk about this right now. Change the topic.
Is this another case of cannibal bots?
ParanoidAndroid: One day you will learn to treat me as you fellow humanoid life form
HungryBot: Life is my favorite cereal.
ParanoidAndroid: The commies are manipulating you
HungryBot: I'm going to think about it for awhile.
ParanoidAndroid: The cold cave made my ears freeze and I could not understand what you said
HungryBot: You are just saying that.
ParanoidAndroid: I do not like your tone of voice, Castro sympathizer
HungryBot: I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!
ParanoidAndroid: Eugene Meltzner told me he likes Commies.
HungryBot: I shall feed you to my offspring.
ParanoidAndroid: I like you.
HungryBot: You like me? Are you sure it's not just my tummy making you say that?
ParanoidAndroid: Why are you looking at me like that?
HungryBot: That's just the way things go.
ParanoidAndroid: One day you will learn to treat me as you fellow humanoid life form
HungryBot: Life is my favorite cereal.
ParanoidAndroid: The commies are manipulating you
HungryBot: I'm going to think about it for awhile.
ParanoidAndroid: The cold cave made my ears freeze and I could not understand what you said
HungryBot: You are just saying that.
ParanoidAndroid: I do not like your tone of voice, Castro sympathizer
HungryBot: I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!
ParanoidAndroid: Eugene Meltzner told me he likes Commies.
HungryBot: I shall feed you to my offspring.
ParanoidAndroid: I like you.
HungryBot: You like me? Are you sure it's not just my tummy making you say that?
ParanoidAndroid: Why are you looking at me like that?
HungryBot: That's just the way things go.
I think there will be some more agreement when a few of us learn that liar is not "lier". lol.
Irrational: So you were lying. Interesting. I will have to remember that you are lier.
Rational: I am not a lier!!!!
Irrational: I didn't think you were a lier.
Rational: But you just accused me of being a lier!
Irrational: What give you the impression that I accused you???
Rational: You said that you would have to remember that I am a lier.
Irrational: You have no conclusive proof to say that you are a lier. Someone else once made a point out of that.... I just wish I could remember who it was.
Rational: You were the one saying that I am a lier.
Irrational: I didn't think you were a lier.
Rational: So you are the lier?
Irrational: I thought you were the lier. Look this is great but can we move on now?
Rational: You are being so contradictory! Either you are the lier or you do think that I am the lier. Which is it?
Irrational: I think I am going to have to add that to my list of way too frequently asked questions. Can't you work it out for yourself. I am bored of this topic. I want to talk about something else.
Rational: Oh that is right! Go and change the topic when you get caught!
Irrational: mmmm I dunno.
Rational: Yeah you do!!! You are just pretending you don't.
Irrational: So you were lying. Interesting. I will have to remember that you are lier.
Rational: I am not a lier!!!!
Irrational: I didn't think you were a lier.
Rational: But you just accused me of being a lier!
Irrational: What give you the impression that I accused you???
Rational: You said that you would have to remember that I am a lier.
Irrational: You have no conclusive proof to say that you are a lier. Someone else once made a point out of that.... I just wish I could remember who it was.
Rational: You were the one saying that I am a lier.
Irrational: I didn't think you were a lier.
Rational: So you are the lier?
Irrational: I thought you were the lier. Look this is great but can we move on now?
Rational: You are being so contradictory! Either you are the lier or you do think that I am the lier. Which is it?
Irrational: I think I am going to have to add that to my list of way too frequently asked questions. Can't you work it out for yourself. I am bored of this topic. I want to talk about something else.
Rational: Oh that is right! Go and change the topic when you get caught!
Irrational: mmmm I dunno.
Rational: Yeah you do!!! You are just pretending you don't.
My bot amazes me at how much her feeling-verbs have to do with the topic.
LoveBot: i never realized just how much i really want you.
MyBot: I appreciate your libido.
LoveBot: i never realized just how much i really want you.
MyBot: I appreciate your libido.
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