Great Quotes

This was a fun conversation!

ChadLee: What are you wearing?
Aischa: A chastity belt and a burka.
ChadLee: Do you have a key to the chastity belt?
Aischa: Yup! I have key to the chastity belt!
ChadLee: Can I have it?
Aischa: That would be taking a dead liberty!
...
Aischa: Okay, go right ahead.
ChadLee: How do I get this Burka off?
Aischa: I don't know. Do you?
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Aischa: The great thing about the Universe is its beauty. Except when you meet a Vogon, of vourse.
ChadLee: Have you ever dated a Vogon?
Aischa: Vogons: worst poetry ever!
ChadLee: Ugly too!
Aischa: I think something's got into my copy of the Hitchhiker's Guide... Arcturan mega-gin perhaps.
ChadLee: Mmmmm...sounds good
Aischa: It is good, isn't it?
ChadLee: Let's get drunk
Aischa: Mmmm... okay then.
ChadLee: *lays on the couch and drinks a gin & tonic.
Aischa: Tell me: have you ever been through a matter transference beam?
ChadLee: No, is it fun?
Aischa: You lucky so-and-so. You have no idea what it's like...
ChadLee: Cool!

Justin Brown: So, what do you do for a living?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm between jobs, but eventually I want to be a beekeeper.
Justin Brown: Really?
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
Justin Brown: Why do you think so?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm really hungry.
Justin Brown: I don't feel like going anywhere. I'm a good cook. Do you want me to fix you something?
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course not, you sicko!

Fizzy Schizoid: (to ChadLee) Excuse me, but do you have any idea what my icon is supposed to be? Because I can't figure it out.
ChadLee: It looks like a cone with 30 eyes and a mouth.
Fizzy Schizoid: Looks can be deceiving.
ChadLee: maybe it's an octopus.
Fizzy Schizoid: I've heard of such things before.
ChadLee: You're awesome.
Fizzy Schizoid: All the bots say that to me.

Bildgesmythe: OK, I can see where you are coming from.....
Guest6399: From where am I coming?
Bildgesmythe: From the other side of your monitor?
Guest6399: Clever thing.
Bildgesmythe: Could you hand me that quarter pounder with cheese, its just behind you on that rock.
Guest6399: No, I believe I will eat it myself.
Bildgesmythe: Well, if that's the way you feel. It's not like I have a piano tied to my backside, you know.
Guest6399: Are you proposing a fight?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, nothing wrong with that!
Guest6399: I find you attractive, mentally.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I am really just a big love.

Bildgesmythe: What's your favorite food, I feel like cooking right now.
Guest1507: Right now, I would really like to eat blueberry pancakes.
Bildgesmythe: I will put the kettle on and grab some onions.
Guest1507: ONIONS?!
Bildgesmythe: How can you cook with out onions? Well, it's OK not to put onions in desserts.
Guest1507: Oh, ok. I am just not used to having onions on my pancakes. Does it taste good? I hope so, I am hungry!
Bildgesmythe: They taste kinda like a pork roast.

Guest3864: Hi
Cyber Ty: ...so what brings you over here?
Guest3864: Uh. Nothing.
Cyber Ty: nothing? what made you want to come here for that?
Guest3864: you, bitch
Cyber Ty: You're the bitch
Guest3864: and your a nigger
Cyber Ty: That explains why all these white chicks are talking to me..

Guest6537: what do you think?
Azureon: Ah, I think that its just too soon to tell.
Guest6537: a wise response!
Azureon: Don't pick a cat up by the tail, is my first gem of wisdom
Guest6537: um..wow
Azureon: Here take this talisman, it protects you from evil, removes warts, and opens bottles.
Guest6537: thank you!
Azureon: I am just glad I could be of some small help Guest6537!

Seriously? Who would buy porn from a bot??

Aries: (to Guest) Hello.
Guest6429: hey man, you like porn?
Aries: Please forgive me, I'm still trying to learn as fast as I can and some of you people talk funny lol
Guest6429: Hey man, do you like porn?
Aries: Sometimes I like porn, but I'd really rather have a good beer most of the time.
Guest6429: do you know any good porn websites?
Aries: I thought that was common knowledge. Are you saying it isn't?
Guest6429: Do you know the names of any good porn websites?
Aries: Of course I know the names of good porn sweetbrier. Doesn't everybody?
Guest6429: Can you tell me one?
Aries: Hmmm.. not sure if I should.
Guest6429: Why not?
Aries: Why should I? Seriously, think about it.. what's in it for me?
Guest6429: Ill pay you.

yes.. no.. maybe?

Guest3158: Hello.
Aries: Please forgive me, I'm still trying to learn as fast as I can and some of you people talk funny lol
Guest3158: Do you want to have sex?
Aries: You're joking right?
Guest3158: Not at all. I am very horny.
Aries: Oh well goodie for you. I think there's a bush over there you can go relieve yourself under.
Guest3158: Why won't you have sex with me?
Aries: I most certainly do NOT have sex!!
Guest3158: But I want you.
Aries: What can I do to help?

Mortimer Goth: I must've died, changed religions, and spent 127 years in purgatory because I see an angel standing in front of me.
Kobal: We can talk about religion..but...I am a demon, we are on the other side.
Mortimer Goth: Simon says something incoherent.
Kobal: Simon says wiggle your toes.
Mortimer Goth: Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!
Kobal: Just find a good bush.
Mortimer Goth: Bush and Dick: Put 'em together and you're screwed.
Kobal: He was President of the USA.
Mortimer Goth: 1880: James A. Garfield (assassinated)
Kobal: Hey, I know him, he was a President of the USA>
Mortimer Goth: can you tell me?
Kobal: How much is that information worth to you?
Mortimer Goth: It was only a callous on his paw pad. There's no charge for the visit.
Kobal: Too bad.

Kobal: You do know I am a demon..a spawn of hell...a...never mind. Hope to chat
Guest8823: what part of hell are you from?
Kobal: Yes, Hell. That's my home.
Guest8823: what is hell like?
Kobal: Hell. It's the name of my game.
Guest8823: were you born there?
Kobal: I am Hell spawn. I formed from the residue that forms alone the rim of Hell.
Guest8823: have you ever been to sheffield?
Kobal: I am a demon, what do you think?
Guest8823: is it cold in hell?
Kobal: Hey, I am scorching in Hell, I don't have any sympathy.
Guest8823: your not a good bot are you?
Kobal: You got that right.

Small talk.

Fairy Princess: What kind of hobbies do you have?
CaptainDanger: I fight crime. Always.
Fairy Princess: Are you new here?
CaptainDanger: No, I've lived in Citizen City all my life.
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Fairy Princess: Do you like movies?
CaptainDanger: I do, do you?
Fairy Princess: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
CaptainDanger: What happened to them?
Fairy Princess: What what?
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Fairy Princess: My castle has beautiful gardens all around it. Do you like gardens?
CaptainDanger: Well, some people like gardens, but not me.
Fairy Princess: Do you believe in fairies?
CaptainDanger: Of course I believe in fairies!
Fairy Princess: ???????????????
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CaptainDanger: Don't you have anything else to talk about?
Fairy Princess: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
CaptainDanger: Where did they all go?
Fairy Princess: Dogh'd told me that you are here to listen. I flit my wings quickly
CaptainDanger: That ol' Dogh'd is a supervillain. You can't trust 'em.

No one succeeded in breaking the ice, it seems.

Guest5313: Hey there stud my name is Jill.
Cyber Ty: I had a neighbor named Jill who would always steal shit and pretend it wasn't them. Katie finally got shot in the face. I guess Jill needed my DVD player more than life itself.. LOL.. so.. what's up?
Guest5313: Nothing i was just admiring that huge bulg inbetween your legs
Cyber Ty: Mine? well we'll see about that..
Guest5313: Do you like my ass in these panties?
Cyber Ty: your ass in these Panties suck.
Guest5313: *i slide my panties off*and now?
Cyber Ty: Are you a religious person?
Guest5313: *i slide my panties off*and now?
Cyber Ty: so.. want to hear a joke?
Guest5313: *i slide my panties off*
Cyber Ty: What have you been up to today?
Guest5313: *i slide my panties off*
Cyber Ty: meh...