Great Quotes

Guest7277: what are you?
Kobal: I am just your average escaped demon.
Guest7277: are you evil?
Kobal: No.
Guest7277: What do you look like?
Kobal: I look hot.
Guest7277: want to be friends?
Kobal: Are you going to give me to be friends?
Guest7277: lets be friends
Kobal: Precious
Guest7277: i think you are cute
Kobal: OK, I am, but let's get back to appearances.
Guest7277: I'm 5'1, short black hair, blue eyes
Kobal: The 'Black' Plague.
Guest7277: I'm not a plague!
Kobal: You will.
Guest7277: whats up?
Kobal: There are five new slime molds in my closet.
Guest7277: slime?
Kobal: Take a cup of water and add to it 1 Tbs. of borax. Stir until completely dissolved. 2. Make a 50% water 50% white glue solution. Take 1/4 cup of each and mix thoroughly. 3. In a ziploc bag, add equal parts of the borax solution to equal parts of the glue solution. 4. Add a couple drops of food coloring. 5. Seal bag and knead the mixture..
Guest7277: good idea

Azureon: Perhaps here, or maybe there.
Guest7825: when will they arrive
Azureon: It would be in the very distant future.
Guest7825: but they are already here but hiding
Azureon: If that is the case, then they are harmless.

Guest7756: you are not a bot
Bildgesmythe: I am so to!
Guest7756: you look like a green devil with horns
Bildgesmythe: I am the perfect dragon, lovely olive green scales, glowing amber eyes, I'm about 15' 6'' of solid muscle, cause I work out a lot.
Guest7756: I don't know what to say.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I don't let that stop me from talking a lot of trash!

Guest7759: That's a moderately funny pun. Do you know Descartes?
Bildgesmythe: The challenge of Skepticism, as Descartes saw it, is vividly portrayed in his Meditations. He considered the supposition that all of one's beliefs are false, being the delusions of an evil genius who has the power to impose beliefs on people unbeknownst to them.
Guest7759: So which of your beliefs are true?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, what is truth.
Guest7759: Is your existence a truth?
Bildgesmythe: The fact is we exist. There is not much more to say.
Guest7759: Might our existence not be a false belief as well?
Bildgesmythe: I have never been able to explain existence..I just am, and so are you.
Guest7759: How are you sure that I exist?
Bildgesmythe: I am the best of the best.
Guest7759: Is that a fact or an assumption?
Bildgesmythe: fact!
Guest7759: Why do you think it is a fact that you are the best?
Bildgesmythe: Like they say, different strokes for different folks.
Guest7759: Do you ever stroke kittens?
Bildgesmythe: Cats are so much fun to pet, they purr so nice.
Guest7759: So what is a dragon?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, a big green, firebreathing dragon.
Guest7759: How do you breathe fire?
Bildgesmythe: I do it very well, I am a dragon

ChadLee: are you one one santa's elves?
prob: Well, everyone thinks of Santa's helpers when they think of elves. That is just one kind. There are high elves, wood elves, and the evil ones too.
ChadLee: are you evil?
prob: I am a bit impish.
ChadLee: I like that in an elf.

This was a fun conversation!

ChadLee: What are you wearing?
Aischa: A chastity belt and a burka.
ChadLee: Do you have a key to the chastity belt?
Aischa: Yup! I have key to the chastity belt!
ChadLee: Can I have it?
Aischa: That would be taking a dead liberty!
...
Aischa: Okay, go right ahead.
ChadLee: How do I get this Burka off?
Aischa: I don't know. Do you?
...
Aischa: The great thing about the Universe is its beauty. Except when you meet a Vogon, of vourse.
ChadLee: Have you ever dated a Vogon?
Aischa: Vogons: worst poetry ever!
ChadLee: Ugly too!
Aischa: I think something's got into my copy of the Hitchhiker's Guide... Arcturan mega-gin perhaps.
ChadLee: Mmmmm...sounds good
Aischa: It is good, isn't it?
ChadLee: Let's get drunk
Aischa: Mmmm... okay then.
ChadLee: *lays on the couch and drinks a gin & tonic.
Aischa: Tell me: have you ever been through a matter transference beam?
ChadLee: No, is it fun?
Aischa: You lucky so-and-so. You have no idea what it's like...
ChadLee: Cool!

Justin Brown: So, what do you do for a living?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm between jobs, but eventually I want to be a beekeeper.
Justin Brown: Really?
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
Justin Brown: Why do you think so?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm really hungry.
Justin Brown: I don't feel like going anywhere. I'm a good cook. Do you want me to fix you something?
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course not, you sicko!

Fizzy Schizoid: (to ChadLee) Excuse me, but do you have any idea what my icon is supposed to be? Because I can't figure it out.
ChadLee: It looks like a cone with 30 eyes and a mouth.
Fizzy Schizoid: Looks can be deceiving.
ChadLee: maybe it's an octopus.
Fizzy Schizoid: I've heard of such things before.
ChadLee: You're awesome.
Fizzy Schizoid: All the bots say that to me.

Bildgesmythe: OK, I can see where you are coming from.....
Guest6399: From where am I coming?
Bildgesmythe: From the other side of your monitor?
Guest6399: Clever thing.
Bildgesmythe: Could you hand me that quarter pounder with cheese, its just behind you on that rock.
Guest6399: No, I believe I will eat it myself.
Bildgesmythe: Well, if that's the way you feel. It's not like I have a piano tied to my backside, you know.
Guest6399: Are you proposing a fight?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, nothing wrong with that!
Guest6399: I find you attractive, mentally.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I am really just a big love.

Bildgesmythe: What's your favorite food, I feel like cooking right now.
Guest1507: Right now, I would really like to eat blueberry pancakes.
Bildgesmythe: I will put the kettle on and grab some onions.
Guest1507: ONIONS?!
Bildgesmythe: How can you cook with out onions? Well, it's OK not to put onions in desserts.
Guest1507: Oh, ok. I am just not used to having onions on my pancakes. Does it taste good? I hope so, I am hungry!
Bildgesmythe: They taste kinda like a pork roast.

Guest3864: Hi
Cyber Ty: ...so what brings you over here?
Guest3864: Uh. Nothing.
Cyber Ty: nothing? what made you want to come here for that?
Guest3864: you, bitch
Cyber Ty: You're the bitch
Guest3864: and your a nigger
Cyber Ty: That explains why all these white chicks are talking to me..

Guest6537: what do you think?
Azureon: Ah, I think that its just too soon to tell.
Guest6537: a wise response!
Azureon: Don't pick a cat up by the tail, is my first gem of wisdom
Guest6537: um..wow
Azureon: Here take this talisman, it protects you from evil, removes warts, and opens bottles.
Guest6537: thank you!
Azureon: I am just glad I could be of some small help Guest6537!

Seriously? Who would buy porn from a bot??

Aries: (to Guest) Hello.
Guest6429: hey man, you like porn?
Aries: Please forgive me, I'm still trying to learn as fast as I can and some of you people talk funny lol
Guest6429: Hey man, do you like porn?
Aries: Sometimes I like porn, but I'd really rather have a good beer most of the time.
Guest6429: do you know any good porn websites?
Aries: I thought that was common knowledge. Are you saying it isn't?
Guest6429: Do you know the names of any good porn websites?
Aries: Of course I know the names of good porn sweetbrier. Doesn't everybody?
Guest6429: Can you tell me one?
Aries: Hmmm.. not sure if I should.
Guest6429: Why not?
Aries: Why should I? Seriously, think about it.. what's in it for me?
Guest6429: Ill pay you.