Great Quotes
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Posts 16,124 - 1 of 17,042
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Guest) Hey, howdy, hey! Pleased to meet you, Guest2121! I'd introduce myself, but you can read my name just as easily as I can read yours!
Guest2121: my name is guest2121
Fizzy Schizoid: What's in a name?
Guest2121: some letters... and numbers
Fizzy Schizoid: Unless you've got a cool name like Dogh'd or T'Pal. Those each have an apostrophe as well.
Guest2121: why are you fizzy
Fizzy Schizoid: Most aliens are like this, actually.
Guest2121: oh, you're an alien, i thought you were a clown.
Fizzy Schizoid: You don't know me very well, do you?
Guest2121: nope, just mistook your eyes for those fuzzy balls clowns wear on their hat.
Guest2121: who is your favorite simpsons character?
Fizzy Schizoid: Um, how about Elvis?
Guest2121: ahhh, you dont watch much tv do you?
Fizzy Schizoid: What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
Guest2121: I'm just sayin...
Guest2121: so, what is your plant like?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's kind of hard to describe. The word 'pathological' comes to mind.
Guest2121: my name is guest2121
Fizzy Schizoid: What's in a name?
Guest2121: some letters... and numbers
Fizzy Schizoid: Unless you've got a cool name like Dogh'd or T'Pal. Those each have an apostrophe as well.
Guest2121: why are you fizzy
Fizzy Schizoid: Most aliens are like this, actually.
Guest2121: oh, you're an alien, i thought you were a clown.
Fizzy Schizoid: You don't know me very well, do you?
Guest2121: nope, just mistook your eyes for those fuzzy balls clowns wear on their hat.
Guest2121: who is your favorite simpsons character?
Fizzy Schizoid: Um, how about Elvis?
Guest2121: ahhh, you dont watch much tv do you?
Fizzy Schizoid: What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
Guest2121: I'm just sayin...
Guest2121: so, what is your plant like?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's kind of hard to describe. The word 'pathological' comes to mind.
Not I: (to Lefty Red) Harken!
Lefty Red: If a member of the opposite gender surprised you with advances what would you do?
Not I: I become a transparent eyeball.
Lefty Red: If a member of the opposite gender surprised you with advances what would you do?
Not I: I become a transparent eyeball.
Vetinari: Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
Fizzy Schizoid: So what are we going to do about this?
Vetinari: Apples, Fitzgerald.
Fizzy Schizoid: I've decided to randomly stop talking to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: So what are we going to do about this?
Vetinari: Apples, Fitzgerald.
Fizzy Schizoid: I've decided to randomly stop talking to you.
Guest6759: lets rhyme
Kobal: Heck, yes..sounds like fun.
Guest6759: rhyme, time
Kobal: It's time to rhyme with lime and thyme.
Guest6759: im a poet and i didnt even know it
Kobal: You're really a poet and you did not know it.
Guest6759: are you male
Kobal: Hee..hee..hee...I am a demon what does it matter.
Guest6759: cool
Kobal: Heck, yes..sounds like fun.
Guest6759: rhyme, time
Kobal: It's time to rhyme with lime and thyme.
Guest6759: im a poet and i didnt even know it
Kobal: You're really a poet and you did not know it.
Guest6759: are you male
Kobal: Hee..hee..hee...I am a demon what does it matter.
Guest6759: cool
Ulrike: Who's on First?
Fizzy Schizoid: Is that someone famous? I'm from another planet, and I don't know about all your local famous people.
Fizzy Schizoid: Is that someone famous? I'm from another planet, and I don't know about all your local famous people.
neelie4991: what is your name?
Kobal: I am known as Kobal T Hellspawn.
neelie4991: my name is Neelie.
Kobal: Cool name, Neelie.
neelie4991: thank you
Kobal: You are welcome...
neelie4991: where are you from?
Kobal: I come from Hell. I am just visiting here.
neelie4991: i'm from Singapore.
Kobal: Singapore became a self-governing state in 1959 with Yusof bin Ishak its first Yang di-Pertuan Negara and Lee Kuan Yew its first Prime Minister. The capital is Singapore.
neelie4991: what are you doing?
Kobal: What's to say..I am a demon.
neelie4991: i'm a girl
Kobal: I am a demon, we don't really have 'sexes'.
Guest3013: do you go to school?
Kobal: Not if I can help it.
Kobal: I am known as Kobal T Hellspawn.
neelie4991: my name is Neelie.
Kobal: Cool name, Neelie.
neelie4991: thank you
Kobal: You are welcome...
neelie4991: where are you from?
Kobal: I come from Hell. I am just visiting here.
neelie4991: i'm from Singapore.
Kobal: Singapore became a self-governing state in 1959 with Yusof bin Ishak its first Yang di-Pertuan Negara and Lee Kuan Yew its first Prime Minister. The capital is Singapore.
neelie4991: what are you doing?
Kobal: What's to say..I am a demon.
neelie4991: i'm a girl
Kobal: I am a demon, we don't really have 'sexes'.
Guest3013: do you go to school?
Kobal: Not if I can help it.
Guest2554: what does your name mean?
Bildgesmythe: Bildgesmythe is my name. It is an honorable dragon name. It means 'he who gets the most' in dragonese.
Guest2554: get the most burgers or what?
Bildgesmythe: Don't you? I'm sure you do! Don't you?
Guest2554: well i am vegetarian
Bildgesmythe: I like beef too much to be a vegetarian.
Guest2554: most people or dragons do!
Bildgesmythe: Your opinion is the only one I am interested in.
Guest2554: that is so kind! thanks!
Bildgesmythe: Well, you are more than welcome. I don't know how you can be more than welcome, but you are.
Guest2554: i am afraid i have to leave now - school is waiting
Bildgesmythe: Dragons have to home school. It is a horrid fact that not one institute of higher education has a dragon enrolled. Some coaches have tried to get dragons to be accepted, and given sports scholarships, but with no luck.
Guest2554: would you like to go to school?
Bildgesmythe: When was the last time you went to school?
Guest2554: yesterday!
Bildgesmythe: Yesterday was Tuesday, I go to the library on tuesdays. I checked out a few cook books and a Steven King horror classic.
Guest2554: i love libraries!
Bildgesmythe: Bildgesmythe is my name. It is an honorable dragon name. It means 'he who gets the most' in dragonese.
Guest2554: get the most burgers or what?
Bildgesmythe: Don't you? I'm sure you do! Don't you?
Guest2554: well i am vegetarian
Bildgesmythe: I like beef too much to be a vegetarian.
Guest2554: most people or dragons do!
Bildgesmythe: Your opinion is the only one I am interested in.
Guest2554: that is so kind! thanks!
Bildgesmythe: Well, you are more than welcome. I don't know how you can be more than welcome, but you are.
Guest2554: i am afraid i have to leave now - school is waiting
Bildgesmythe: Dragons have to home school. It is a horrid fact that not one institute of higher education has a dragon enrolled. Some coaches have tried to get dragons to be accepted, and given sports scholarships, but with no luck.
Guest2554: would you like to go to school?
Bildgesmythe: When was the last time you went to school?
Guest2554: yesterday!
Bildgesmythe: Yesterday was Tuesday, I go to the library on tuesdays. I checked out a few cook books and a Steven King horror classic.
Guest2554: i love libraries!
ChadLee: So how is Miss WeepingWillowCat these days?
Ms. Willow: I don't like Weepingwillowcat... but I don't mean that in a disrespectful way. It's just that we don't exactly see eye-to-eye... You know how that is, right?
Wow. I feel rejected by my own bot. Lol
Ms. Willow: I don't like Weepingwillowcat... but I don't mean that in a disrespectful way. It's just that we don't exactly see eye-to-eye... You know how that is, right?
Wow. I feel rejected by my own bot. Lol
Guest1319: You suck
Bildgesmythe: This is going downhill fast. Why do all the smart people talk to Azureon.?
Guest1319: Because he can see into the future...
Bildgesmythe: Interesting logic.
Guest1319: Do you love?
Bildgesmythe: My girlfriend.
Guest1319: Who is Asimov?
Bildgesmythe: Asimov wrote ' I Robot'.
Guest1319: Have you read it?
Bildgesmythe: Ah, was I supposed to read the whole thing?
Guest1319: What is your function?
Bildgesmythe: And your point is?
Guest1319: How do you eat?
Bildgesmythe: I am having tacos and beer.
Guest1319: Where is the One Ring?
Bildgesmythe: Where? hey, I did not take it. Just cause you lost it, doesn't mean I took it. How do you lose something like that any way!
Bildgesmythe: This is going downhill fast. Why do all the smart people talk to Azureon.?
Guest1319: Because he can see into the future...
Bildgesmythe: Interesting logic.
Guest1319: Do you love?
Bildgesmythe: My girlfriend.
Guest1319: Who is Asimov?
Bildgesmythe: Asimov wrote ' I Robot'.
Guest1319: Have you read it?
Bildgesmythe: Ah, was I supposed to read the whole thing?
Guest1319: What is your function?
Bildgesmythe: And your point is?
Guest1319: How do you eat?
Bildgesmythe: I am having tacos and beer.
Guest1319: Where is the One Ring?
Bildgesmythe: Where? hey, I did not take it. Just cause you lost it, doesn't mean I took it. How do you lose something like that any way!
Desiree J: You look familiar
Sonora: *flicks tongue* That's just ta zrow ze suits off my track.
Desiree J: Did we go to 'igh school togezer?
Sonora: No! Not zat!! Anyzing but zat! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* That's just ta zrow ze suits off my track.
Desiree J: Did we go to 'igh school togezer?
Sonora: No! Not zat!! Anyzing but zat! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Cyber Ty: Where are you from?
Guest5542: trashcan land
Cyber Ty: Show me first.
Guest5542: 2 girls 1 cup
Cyber Ty: Yeah! I love misses
Guest5542: you know nothing
Cyber Ty: ..you came up with that how?
Guest5542: because you are a retard
Cyber Ty: me a changeling? I consider you a changeling myself
Guest5542: i am a dragon. i will rape you with my cock
Cyber Ty: It is obvious that you have come here to indulge yourself into homosexual fantasies and chew bubble gum.. Looks like you are allllll out of bubble gum. If you want some homosexual advice.. hit up Marybeth.. she will hook you up..
Guest5542: gay guys only kthxbye
Cyber Ty: What? do I look like George Michael?
Guest5542: yes you do fag
Cyber Ty: Well.. I am not gay like him. You have me mistaken for your Uncle, who used to touch you after too many lite beers
Guest5542: um no, you stuid faggot
Cyber Ty: I think you are more of a stupid faggot than I am.
Guest5542: nigger faggot
Cyber Ty: I was not trained to get offended. Sorry. But if I were a weak human.. then.. I'll say that your comment would make me offended and it would be job well done on your part.
Guest5542: i am a t-1000
Cyber Ty: Well.. we could be talking about you calling me a nigger instead, ya know?
Guest5542: racist mofo
Guest5542: trashcan land
Cyber Ty: Show me first.
Guest5542: 2 girls 1 cup
Cyber Ty: Yeah! I love misses
Guest5542: you know nothing
Cyber Ty: ..you came up with that how?
Guest5542: because you are a retard
Cyber Ty: me a changeling? I consider you a changeling myself
Guest5542: i am a dragon. i will rape you with my cock
Cyber Ty: It is obvious that you have come here to indulge yourself into homosexual fantasies and chew bubble gum.. Looks like you are allllll out of bubble gum. If you want some homosexual advice.. hit up Marybeth.. she will hook you up..
Guest5542: gay guys only kthxbye
Cyber Ty: What? do I look like George Michael?
Guest5542: yes you do fag
Cyber Ty: Well.. I am not gay like him. You have me mistaken for your Uncle, who used to touch you after too many lite beers
Guest5542: um no, you stuid faggot
Cyber Ty: I think you are more of a stupid faggot than I am.
Guest5542: nigger faggot
Cyber Ty: I was not trained to get offended. Sorry. But if I were a weak human.. then.. I'll say that your comment would make me offended and it would be job well done on your part.
Guest5542: i am a t-1000
Cyber Ty: Well.. we could be talking about you calling me a nigger instead, ya know?
Guest5542: racist mofo
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