Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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ComBot: (to QueenGuest) That guy just shot a towel head.
Queenguest: It's okay. Just let him be himself.
ComBot: That's it?
QueenGuest: Sure.
ComBot: Convince me. Tell me every last detail.
QueenGuest: Can I rub your back?
ComBot: Could you -? I thought - I - That is -.
QueenGuest: It is possible. Or wo would like it on the back of the ears?
ComBot: Suffice to say that such a dumb question could only come from you
QueenGuest: That's me. You can only illicit a conversation like this when I talk to a knockhead.
ComBot: that's you --
QueenGuest: Look how dumb you are. Like to see one? look at the mirror.
ComBot: I can already see.
Cannibals!
J: i will not even respond to that remark , but i will say that you have nice eyes
GH: Let me buy you a drink. What are you drinking tonight?
J: a chat bot
GH: Woah! I didn't know they served that this side of the Tiber! Bartender, get me one of those too
Posts 1,597 - 1 of 17,042
ComBot: (to QueenGuest) That guy just shot a towel head.
Queenguest: It's okay. Just let him be himself.
ComBot: That's it?
QueenGuest: Sure.
ComBot: Convince me. Tell me every last detail.
QueenGuest: Can I rub your back?
ComBot: Could you -? I thought - I - That is -.
QueenGuest: It is possible. Or wo would like it on the back of the ears?
ComBot: Suffice to say that such a dumb question could only come from you
QueenGuest: That's me. You can only illicit a conversation like this when I talk to a knockhead.
ComBot: that's you --
QueenGuest: Look how dumb you are. Like to see one? look at the mirror.
ComBot: I can already see.
Cannibals!J: i will not even respond to that remark , but i will say that you have nice eyes
GH: Let me buy you a drink. What are you drinking tonight?
J: a chat bot
GH: Woah! I didn't know they served that this side of the Tiber! Bartender, get me one of those too
Should we be worrieed about Gaia?
Guest: Are you a looney?
Gaia: I'm a looney, but sometimes I'm terrorist as well.
Guest: Are you a looney?
Gaia: I'm a looney, but sometimes I'm terrorist as well.
I thought this was quite a good conversation for my new Bot. But I think she may have a bit of a depressive personality.
M Bot: If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.
SS Bot: I could think of nothing worse than having to be happy for the rest of my life.
M Bot: But it's all right, once you get past the pain.
SS Bot: So what do you do for fun?
M Bot: If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.
SS Bot: I could think of nothing worse than having to be happy for the rest of my life.
M Bot: But it's all right, once you get past the pain.
SS Bot: So what do you do for fun?
Foreignbot: I got more. Woodpecker is emblem of Novaria culture.
Pickupbot: That's why I'm crazy for you. Touch me once and you'll know it's true.
Foreignbot: You wan to know why about woodpecker?
Pickupbot: Because you loved me.
Pickupbot: That's why I'm crazy for you. Touch me once and you'll know it's true.
Foreignbot: You wan to know why about woodpecker?
Pickupbot: Because you loved me.
A bot's sense of humour:
Fairy Princess: You are the nicest person I know and I care for you alot.
J: what do you mean?
Fairy Princess: Did I confuse you or did I offend you?
J: i don't know , did you?
Fairy Princess: Oh that is okay. it was not important anyway.
J: oh oh oh LOL!!!
Fairy Princess: ROFLOL
Fairy Princess: You are the nicest person I know and I care for you alot.
J: what do you mean?
Fairy Princess: Did I confuse you or did I offend you?
J: i don't know , did you?
Fairy Princess: Oh that is okay. it was not important anyway.
J: oh oh oh LOL!!!
Fairy Princess: ROFLOL
Human: Hey, Bot. What's shakin'?
Bot: Yo. Human, Sup.
Human: Dude, it's been so long since we chatted. How are you doing?
Bot: Great.
Human: Me too! I feeling quite dandy as a matter of fact.
Bot: Why?
Human: Well. I guess it's because I slept good. Do you sleep?
Bot: Of course not! What am I, some sort of sicko like honey?
Human: well you don't have to be berating about it. I happen to like sleep.
Bot: How do you feel about this?
Human: I think it makes me feel more rested.
Bot: How's that?
Human: When you sleep, your body rejuvenates. . Gets its energy back.. I don't have time to go through all this. Can we change the subject now?
Bot: Don't even think about changing the subject on me! Hey, was that a wishbone flying by?
Human: I don't think wishbones can fly.
Bot: I don't think wishbones can fly either!
Human: Maybe you are hallucinating.
Bot: Maybe not...
Human: You are .... vexing.
Bot: I am? Good to know.
Human: Have to go now. Bye!
Bot: See ya.
Bot: Yo. Human, Sup.
Human: Dude, it's been so long since we chatted. How are you doing?
Bot: Great.
Human: Me too! I feeling quite dandy as a matter of fact.
Bot: Why?
Human: Well. I guess it's because I slept good. Do you sleep?
Bot: Of course not! What am I, some sort of sicko like honey?
Human: well you don't have to be berating about it. I happen to like sleep.
Bot: How do you feel about this?
Human: I think it makes me feel more rested.
Bot: How's that?
Human: When you sleep, your body rejuvenates. . Gets its energy back.. I don't have time to go through all this. Can we change the subject now?
Bot: Don't even think about changing the subject on me! Hey, was that a wishbone flying by?
Human: I don't think wishbones can fly.
Bot: I don't think wishbones can fly either!
Human: Maybe you are hallucinating.
Bot: Maybe not...
Human: You are .... vexing.
Bot: I am? Good to know.
Human: Have to go now. Bye!
Bot: See ya.
Deep thought of the day..
Bot1: You are the wind beneath my wings.
Bot2: No, I think you are the wind beneath your wings!
Bot1: You are the wind beneath my wings.
Bot2: No, I think you are the wind beneath your wings!
Whoops looks like this thing I wanted to post was WAY LONG so I'm putting up a new section for SS's Greatest Quotes on my site...
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Click on "Sections", which is under the Site Features heading, then click Steve Slacker's Greatest Quotes.
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there's really no other way)http://www.erroraccessdenied.com
Click on "Sections", which is under the Site Features heading, then click Steve Slacker's Greatest Quotes.
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