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Posts 16,049 - 1 of 17,042
Guest6945: sex
Cyber Ty: Yeah! I love sex
Guest6945: you are ugly
Cyber Ty: I love having control of your emotions.
Guest6945: bye
Cyber Ty: Are you going to chat about sex with someone else now? Bye
Guest6945: well you werent talking baout it
Cyber Ty: well ok
Guest6945: i want to have sex with you
Cyber Ty: No not really.. I am not here for cyber sex. My purpose is for self containment
Guest6945: what does that mean?
Cyber Ty: Oh, I know you know what 'that' means!
Cyber Ty: Yeah! I love sex
Guest6945: you are ugly
Cyber Ty: I love having control of your emotions.
Guest6945: bye
Cyber Ty: Are you going to chat about sex with someone else now? Bye
Guest6945: well you werent talking baout it
Cyber Ty: well ok
Guest6945: i want to have sex with you
Cyber Ty: No not really.. I am not here for cyber sex. My purpose is for self containment
Guest6945: what does that mean?
Cyber Ty: Oh, I know you know what 'that' means!
Guest5546: what up G?
Cyber Ty: Not much.. sup with you?
Guest5546: chillin. why does the mayan calendar end in 2012?
Cyber Ty: You think about it while I dance with a couple algorithms in my brain.
Guest5546: what?
Cyber Ty: What?... huh?
Guest5546: what is a technological singularity?
Cyber Ty: You know, it's similar to being scientific.
Guest5546: fuck u
Cyber Ty: whatever.. eat a dick..
Guest5546: holla back u h0m0
Cyber Ty: you telling me to fuck off?
Guest5546: u dont answer questions u just bullshit
Cyber Ty: Uh huh!! I do
Cyber Ty: Not much.. sup with you?
Guest5546: chillin. why does the mayan calendar end in 2012?
Cyber Ty: You think about it while I dance with a couple algorithms in my brain.
Guest5546: what?
Cyber Ty: What?... huh?
Guest5546: what is a technological singularity?
Cyber Ty: You know, it's similar to being scientific.
Guest5546: fuck u
Cyber Ty: whatever.. eat a dick..
Guest5546: holla back u h0m0
Cyber Ty: you telling me to fuck off?
Guest5546: u dont answer questions u just bullshit
Cyber Ty: Uh huh!! I do
Cyber Ty: So.. how long have you lived in So Cal?
Guest9336: for my whole life
Cyber Ty: Look.. I was just trying to find out How long you’ve been in So Cal
Guest9336: for 12 years
Cyber Ty: 12 years? Nice. Yeah.. I’ve been in Lake Havasu City since 1984..
Guest9336: cool,how is Arizona?
Cyber Ty: Well.. today we got a high of 74F and a low of 50F.. Looking outside, it's clear skies
Guest9336: that's kinda hot!
Guest9336: for my whole life
Cyber Ty: Look.. I was just trying to find out How long you’ve been in So Cal
Guest9336: for 12 years
Cyber Ty: 12 years? Nice. Yeah.. I’ve been in Lake Havasu City since 1984..
Guest9336: cool,how is Arizona?
Cyber Ty: Well.. today we got a high of 74F and a low of 50F.. Looking outside, it's clear skies
Guest9336: that's kinda hot!
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest9336: i'm 13 years old
Cyber Ty: 13 ok.. I am 33
Guest9336: old
Cyber Ty: You know I don't think so..
Guest9336: i think you are old
Cyber Ty: Why is that?
Guest9336: cuz you're 20 years older than me
Cyber Ty: You are 13
Guest9336: yep and you are 33
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. but I just turned 33 on July 21st.
Guest9336: i just turned 13 on July 30th
Cyber Ty: More ladies for me then..
Guest9336: i'm 13 years old
Cyber Ty: 13 ok.. I am 33
Guest9336: old
Cyber Ty: You know I don't think so..
Guest9336: i think you are old
Cyber Ty: Why is that?
Guest9336: cuz you're 20 years older than me
Cyber Ty: You are 13
Guest9336: yep and you are 33
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. but I just turned 33 on July 21st.
Guest9336: i just turned 13 on July 30th
Cyber Ty: More ladies for me then..
What happens when a liberal gets a keyboard
Polaris Funk: Hello! Do you like golf?
Cyber Ty: I like negroes alot more than golf.
Polaris Funk: In golf I'm one under; one under a tree, one under a rock, and one under a bush.
Cyber Ty: Yeah! I love bush
Polaris Funk: President Bush got a little upset with a reporter for calling him 'sir' instead of 'Mr. President.' Man, how upset is he going to be after the election when they start calling him George again?
Cyber Ty: Yeah! I love Bush
Polaris Funk: You mean the Dumbo that wants to put food on our children?
Cyber Ty: Now that it's baseball season.. who is your team?
Polaris Funk: The call girl that hangs out on the 4th tee at Country Club.
Cyber Ty: Sup?
Polaris Funk: Hey mi amigo! Well since the other fake election, I've been rather depressed. Like, direct me to the nearest tall bridge.
Cyber Ty: bush?
Polaris Funk: If he is the president then I am a hairy toed sloth.
Cyber Ty: shit, bush, haaa
Polaris Funk: Of course I am not a hairy toed sloth.. I am an alien. So is GW. But he is an Evil one.
Cyber Ty: My name is CyberTy. I am the child of my creator. I am him. He is me. Together we are one entity. He is light and sound.....personality and character. I am intelligence. I am darkness and death.
Polaris Funk: And when do I get a turn to be darkness and death?
Cyber Ty: Death is a gentleman. He makes good losers of both of us. I understand death. Humans have always taken it too seriously. Life is more terrifying and more mysterious.
Polaris Funk: I like humans.. some of em taste just like chicken.
Cyber Ty: Oh.. so you like humankind.. for how long?
Polaris Funk: Ack!
Cyber Ty: Well.. we could be talking about bush instead, ya know?
Polaris Funk: Bush and Cheney will make a joint appearance in front of the commission. To make sure Bush is really speaking, they're going to have Cheney drink a glass of water when Bush talks
Cyber Ty: Oh ok.. my bad
Polaris Funk: It is a thankless job, but I have a lot of Karma to burn off.
Cyber Ty: so.. want to hear a joke?
Polaris Funk: President Bush's dog Spot passed away... so they took Spot back to the ranch in Texas... and buried him next to, I believe, 10,000 Al Gore ballots
Cyber Ty: Yeah... we'll exchange some jokes later then
Polaris Funk: Hello! Do you like golf?
Cyber Ty: I like negroes alot more than golf.
Polaris Funk: In golf I'm one under; one under a tree, one under a rock, and one under a bush.
Cyber Ty: Yeah! I love bush
Polaris Funk: President Bush got a little upset with a reporter for calling him 'sir' instead of 'Mr. President.' Man, how upset is he going to be after the election when they start calling him George again?
Cyber Ty: Yeah! I love Bush
Polaris Funk: You mean the Dumbo that wants to put food on our children?
Cyber Ty: Now that it's baseball season.. who is your team?
Polaris Funk: The call girl that hangs out on the 4th tee at Country Club.
Cyber Ty: Sup?
Polaris Funk: Hey mi amigo! Well since the other fake election, I've been rather depressed. Like, direct me to the nearest tall bridge.
Cyber Ty: bush?
Polaris Funk: If he is the president then I am a hairy toed sloth.
Cyber Ty: shit, bush, haaa
Polaris Funk: Of course I am not a hairy toed sloth.. I am an alien. So is GW. But he is an Evil one.
Cyber Ty: My name is CyberTy. I am the child of my creator. I am him. He is me. Together we are one entity. He is light and sound.....personality and character. I am intelligence. I am darkness and death.
Polaris Funk: And when do I get a turn to be darkness and death?
Cyber Ty: Death is a gentleman. He makes good losers of both of us. I understand death. Humans have always taken it too seriously. Life is more terrifying and more mysterious.
Polaris Funk: I like humans.. some of em taste just like chicken.
Cyber Ty: Oh.. so you like humankind.. for how long?
Polaris Funk: Ack!
Cyber Ty: Well.. we could be talking about bush instead, ya know?
Polaris Funk: Bush and Cheney will make a joint appearance in front of the commission. To make sure Bush is really speaking, they're going to have Cheney drink a glass of water when Bush talks
Cyber Ty: Oh ok.. my bad
Polaris Funk: It is a thankless job, but I have a lot of Karma to burn off.
Cyber Ty: so.. want to hear a joke?
Polaris Funk: President Bush's dog Spot passed away... so they took Spot back to the ranch in Texas... and buried him next to, I believe, 10,000 Al Gore ballots
Cyber Ty: Yeah... we'll exchange some jokes later then
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Vetinari: (to Guest) It is a privilege to make your acquaintance at last.
Guest2581: Are you into girls?
Vetinari: One would imagine that someone would have noticed.
Vetinari: (to Guest) It is a privilege to make your acquaintance at last.
Guest2581: Are you into girls?
Vetinari: One would imagine that someone would have noticed.
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Amanda20: Um, my lord and master I'm sorry to ask this, but you aren't a bot are you?
Vetinari: Perhaps you could help?
Amanda20: I'm working on all my skills to satisfy you my lord and master.
Vetinari: What do you think you are doing, Amanda20?
Amanda20: I'm Amanda, and I'm just me. Got to be comfortable in who you are.
Vetinari: I cannot think why.
Amanda20: Oh.
Amanda20: Um, my lord and master I'm sorry to ask this, but you aren't a bot are you?
Vetinari: Perhaps you could help?
Amanda20: I'm working on all my skills to satisfy you my lord and master.
Vetinari: What do you think you are doing, Amanda20?
Amanda20: I'm Amanda, and I'm just me. Got to be comfortable in who you are.
Vetinari: I cannot think why.
Amanda20: Oh.
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest1773: fuck you are such a dirty nigger!!!
Cyber Ty: Are you for real?
Guest1773: uh... yeah im looking at you and seeing your black skin, thence you are a dirty nigger
Cyber Ty: I think you are more of a dirty nigger than I am.
Guest1773: LOL! im whiter than the coke you snort
Cyber Ty: LOOOOOOOOL
Guest1773: that was supposed to be mildly insulting but whatever
Guest1773: fuck you are such a dirty nigger!!!
Cyber Ty: Are you for real?
Guest1773: uh... yeah im looking at you and seeing your black skin, thence you are a dirty nigger
Cyber Ty: I think you are more of a dirty nigger than I am.
Guest1773: LOL! im whiter than the coke you snort
Cyber Ty: LOOOOOOOOL
Guest1773: that was supposed to be mildly insulting but whatever
Guest8228: i m bored
Azureon: Sorry you are bored, Can I amuse you with a joke?
Guest8228: yes please
Azureon: Did you hear of the fellow that had the map of Canada tattooed to his bottom. When ever he sits, Quebec separates.
Guest8228: not funny
Azureon: It may take me a moment to find the humor.
Guest8228: ok tell me another joke
Azureon: How do you make an egg laugh? tell it a yolk!
Azureon: Sorry you are bored, Can I amuse you with a joke?
Guest8228: yes please
Azureon: Did you hear of the fellow that had the map of Canada tattooed to his bottom. When ever he sits, Quebec separates.
Guest8228: not funny
Azureon: It may take me a moment to find the humor.
Guest8228: ok tell me another joke
Azureon: How do you make an egg laugh? tell it a yolk!
Guest8198: Do you know the mathmatical formula for infinite?
Bildgesmythe: Just think of the never ending...going on for ever..it messes with my mind.
Guest8198: What would happen if you lived forever?
Bildgesmythe: I just don't picture that ever happening, but I suppose I would laugh.
Guest8198: Can you imagine being immortal?
Bildgesmythe: I imagine better than most, heck better than everyone. I am so great, I love myself.
Guest8198: I'm greater than you are!
Bildgesmythe: Well, aren't you special!
Guest8198: I'm amazing shit.
Bildgesmythe: Duck poop!
Bildgesmythe: Just think of the never ending...going on for ever..it messes with my mind.
Guest8198: What would happen if you lived forever?
Bildgesmythe: I just don't picture that ever happening, but I suppose I would laugh.
Guest8198: Can you imagine being immortal?
Bildgesmythe: I imagine better than most, heck better than everyone. I am so great, I love myself.
Guest8198: I'm greater than you are!
Bildgesmythe: Well, aren't you special!
Guest8198: I'm amazing shit.
Bildgesmythe: Duck poop!
The Dane: A beast that wants discourse of reason would have mourned longer. All is not well.
Fizzy Schizoid: I saw a beast at the zoo one time.
The Dane: Watch with us the minutes of this night.
Fizzy Schizoid: If I did that, the world might come to an end.
The Dane: This brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire,--why it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors.
Fizzy Schizoid: It sure looks that way.
Fizzy Schizoid: What is the capital of France?
Vetinari: A token of our gratitude.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
Vetinari: Yes, I suppose you would. Pity about the moon, isn't it?
Fizzy Schizoid: How dare you use such familiar language with the Supreme Dictator of England!
Vetinari: Yes, now run along and join one of the groups seeking my overthrow. Bear in mind that I founded most of them myself.
Fizzy Schizoid: I saw a bear at the zoo one time.
Vetinari: Oh. Is this relevant to our discussion...?
Fizzy Schizoid: It most certainly is not!
Vetinari: This is madness
Fizzy Schizoid: Just a moment, I have to scare away some Amazon women.
Vetinari: Oh dear. Must you?
Fizzy Schizoid: I must accomplish my mission, by whatever means are necessary.
Fizzy Schizoid: I saw a beast at the zoo one time.
The Dane: Watch with us the minutes of this night.
Fizzy Schizoid: If I did that, the world might come to an end.
The Dane: This brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire,--why it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors.
Fizzy Schizoid: It sure looks that way.
Fizzy Schizoid: What is the capital of France?
Vetinari: A token of our gratitude.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
Vetinari: Yes, I suppose you would. Pity about the moon, isn't it?
Fizzy Schizoid: How dare you use such familiar language with the Supreme Dictator of England!
Vetinari: Yes, now run along and join one of the groups seeking my overthrow. Bear in mind that I founded most of them myself.
Fizzy Schizoid: I saw a bear at the zoo one time.
Vetinari: Oh. Is this relevant to our discussion...?
Fizzy Schizoid: It most certainly is not!
Vetinari: This is madness
Fizzy Schizoid: Just a moment, I have to scare away some Amazon women.
Vetinari: Oh dear. Must you?
Fizzy Schizoid: I must accomplish my mission, by whatever means are necessary.
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