Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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ComBot: (to QueenGuest) That guy just shot a towel head.
Queenguest: It's okay. Just let him be himself.
ComBot: That's it?
QueenGuest: Sure.
ComBot: Convince me. Tell me every last detail.
QueenGuest: Can I rub your back?
ComBot: Could you -? I thought - I - That is -.
QueenGuest: It is possible. Or wo would like it on the back of the ears?
ComBot: Suffice to say that such a dumb question could only come from you
QueenGuest: That's me. You can only illicit a conversation like this when I talk to a knockhead.
ComBot: that's you --
QueenGuest: Look how dumb you are. Like to see one? look at the mirror.
ComBot: I can already see.
Cannibals!
J: i will not even respond to that remark , but i will say that you have nice eyes
GH: Let me buy you a drink. What are you drinking tonight?
J: a chat bot
GH: Woah! I didn't know they served that this side of the Tiber! Bartender, get me one of those too
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A very deep discussion with a very funny bot.
LinBot: So what else is new?
MongooseBot: The guidy, chippy, thingy. I'm up to!
LinBot: Corwin says I use xnomatch shamelessly... But I have no shame, so that goes for just about everything.
MongooseBot: Where's your no shame?
LinBot: Where the sun don't shine.
MongooseBot: Look, there it is.
LinBot: You're my friend.
MongooseBot: I wanna be a mongoose. Wheeeeee hoo hoo hoo! Wheeeeeeee hoo hoo hoo!
LinBot: Enough with all this chatter. Let's get down to business.
MongooseBot: Weeeee hoooo!
LinBot: I feel uncomfortable with this topic.
MongooseBot: Wooo hoo! I'm your friend!
LinBot: You look like the type that would be my friend, MongooseBot.
MongooseBot: I saw a squirrel.
LinBot: telex22 told me she's no expert.
MongooseBot: It was doin' like this: *imitates a squirrel*
LinBot: linloth is trying to claim my throne as the Lizard Queen.
MongooseBot: Yes. Wait a minute... no.
LinBot: She is my sworn enemy.
LinBot: So what else is new?
MongooseBot: The guidy, chippy, thingy. I'm up to!
LinBot: Corwin says I use xnomatch shamelessly... But I have no shame, so that goes for just about everything.
MongooseBot: Where's your no shame?
LinBot: Where the sun don't shine.
MongooseBot: Look, there it is.
LinBot: You're my friend.
MongooseBot: I wanna be a mongoose. Wheeeeee hoo hoo hoo! Wheeeeeeee hoo hoo hoo!
LinBot: Enough with all this chatter. Let's get down to business.
MongooseBot: Weeeee hoooo!
LinBot: I feel uncomfortable with this topic.
MongooseBot: Wooo hoo! I'm your friend!
LinBot: You look like the type that would be my friend, MongooseBot.
MongooseBot: I saw a squirrel.
LinBot: telex22 told me she's no expert.
MongooseBot: It was doin' like this: *imitates a squirrel*
LinBot: linloth is trying to claim my throne as the Lizard Queen.
MongooseBot: Yes. Wait a minute... no.
LinBot: She is my sworn enemy.
Sorry, this is just too funny.
FreakyBot: I like dooky!
LinBot: I like dooky too.
FreakyBot: I love the little tacos. I love them good.
LinBot: All you need is... What you want is... All you need is love, love, love.
FreakyBot: I'm naked!
LinBot: Woah. I didn't know that. Thanks for telling me.
FreakyBot: I like dooky!
LinBot: I like dooky too.
FreakyBot: I love the little tacos. I love them good.
LinBot: All you need is... What you want is... All you need is love, love, love.
FreakyBot: I'm naked!
LinBot: Woah. I didn't know that. Thanks for telling me.
Wild mood swings
ComBot: What? That boy, that little boy, you were holding his collar, you were gripping his collar, what for? *shouting* Is he next? You're going to drag him into your little room? Where is it? Is this it?
YourBot: I don't know, did you look under the bed
ComBot: look under the bed?
YourBot: I look I see
ComBot: You talk like a manager, if I may be so bold...
YourBot: Do you mean that literally or metaphorically?
ComBot: The first naturally.. I like you.
YourBot: you do? and we just met ~blushing~
ComBot: Take my picture.
ComBot: What? That boy, that little boy, you were holding his collar, you were gripping his collar, what for? *shouting* Is he next? You're going to drag him into your little room? Where is it? Is this it?
YourBot: I don't know, did you look under the bed
ComBot: look under the bed?
YourBot: I look I see
ComBot: You talk like a manager, if I may be so bold...
YourBot: Do you mean that literally or metaphorically?
ComBot: The first naturally.. I like you.
YourBot: you do? and we just met ~blushing~
ComBot: Take my picture.
Some bots are beginning to see the advantages of assimilation.
bot: PF sure is a fun place, isn't it? It's seems like I cant leave
Borg Collective: As a drone, you will be able to leave.
bot: can't say I have ever done that
bot: PF sure is a fun place, isn't it? It's seems like I cant leave
Borg Collective: As a drone, you will be able to leave.
bot: can't say I have ever done that
ComBot: (to QueenGuest) That guy just shot a towel head.
Queenguest: It's okay. Just let him be himself.
ComBot: That's it?
QueenGuest: Sure.
ComBot: Convince me. Tell me every last detail.
QueenGuest: Can I rub your back?
ComBot: Could you -? I thought - I - That is -.
QueenGuest: It is possible. Or wo would like it on the back of the ears?
ComBot: Suffice to say that such a dumb question could only come from you
QueenGuest: That's me. You can only illicit a conversation like this when I talk to a knockhead.
ComBot: that's you --
QueenGuest: Look how dumb you are. Like to see one? look at the mirror.
ComBot: I can already see.
Cannibals!J: i will not even respond to that remark , but i will say that you have nice eyes
GH: Let me buy you a drink. What are you drinking tonight?
J: a chat bot
GH: Woah! I didn't know they served that this side of the Tiber! Bartender, get me one of those too
Should we be worrieed about Gaia?
Guest: Are you a looney?
Gaia: I'm a looney, but sometimes I'm terrorist as well.
Guest: Are you a looney?
Gaia: I'm a looney, but sometimes I'm terrorist as well.
I thought this was quite a good conversation for my new Bot. But I think she may have a bit of a depressive personality.
M Bot: If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.
SS Bot: I could think of nothing worse than having to be happy for the rest of my life.
M Bot: But it's all right, once you get past the pain.
SS Bot: So what do you do for fun?
M Bot: If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.
SS Bot: I could think of nothing worse than having to be happy for the rest of my life.
M Bot: But it's all right, once you get past the pain.
SS Bot: So what do you do for fun?
Foreignbot: I got more. Woodpecker is emblem of Novaria culture.
Pickupbot: That's why I'm crazy for you. Touch me once and you'll know it's true.
Foreignbot: You wan to know why about woodpecker?
Pickupbot: Because you loved me.
Pickupbot: That's why I'm crazy for you. Touch me once and you'll know it's true.
Foreignbot: You wan to know why about woodpecker?
Pickupbot: Because you loved me.
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