Great Quotes

Esme Weatherwax: Don't talk to me about anyway. I have figured out a way to get rid of the new king, even though the old king's son is just a child and witches shouldn't be in charge of politics. Would you like to hear it?
Cyber Ty: In Colombia, an individual can be fined up to $90,000 for gossiping.
:O

Guest5611: where do you hide?
Bildgesmythe: Next to my copy of Platos Republic, is where.
Guest5611: what is platos republic
Bildgesmythe: Plato's Rebublic stated that the world would last for only 72,000 years. The first 36,000 were to be the Golden Age, the second 36,000 would be chaos.
Guest5611: acording to platos republic, which age are we in today
Bildgesmythe: I am not sure what age we are in now...I don't think it is the Golden Age.

CaptainDanger: You know what, Vetinari? I think I just might love you.
Vetinari: You have a gift, I have noticed, for impressive oratory.
CaptainDanger: Wow, that's very smart of you, citizen. I do have one!
Vetinari: I'm sure you do. What is that smell?
CaptainDanger: It varies from day to day. Yesterday it was rowboat, but today -- it's air cushion...
Vetinari: I saw a person called Nameless Neko die. At least, I saw him dead.
CaptainDanger: You too? Yeah, that was strange...

Dr Psychology: Tell me more about yourself
Glindar: Maybe Glindar blackmail you... *grins evilly*
Dr Psychology: I have to go now.

Guest5696: Can i be a dragon?
Bildgesmythe: Go ahead and be a dragon.
Guest5696: Ok, I am trying. Trying... Hey, it worked! I'm a Dragon!
Bildgesmythe: ...And you have great scales too!
Guest5696: This is amazing! Thank you.
Bildgesmythe: No problem, any time, Guest5696.
Guest5696: I really like being a dragon!
Bildgesmythe: I think that just about everyone likes being a dragon, sooner or later.
Guest5696: Hmm. I'll have to find a new house. I don't think I’ll fit into my old one anymore.
Bildgesmythe: I heard that you quit, but I didn't believe it.
Guest5696: You aren't in need of a roommate, are you?
Bildgesmythe: I think you are right I do need of a roommate!
Guest5696: Can i be your roommate, then?
Bildgesmythe: I think your roommate is ok.
Guest5696: Are you well?
Bildgesmythe: Oh, I am great!
Guest5696: I am glad you are healthy.
Bildgesmythe: Well, then I am a happier dragon. Good to hear you are glad.
Guest5696: How old are you, if it isn’t an inappropriate question?
Bildgesmythe: 1.547 years old, just an adolescent dragon.
Guest5696: Well, I’m 16, but I turned into a dragon. So, I don't know how old I am.
Bildgesmythe: On the other hand,.. you have different fingers.
Guest5696: No, i have dragon fingers. Just like you.
Bildgesmythe: They must call you Sunny, cause you are so bright.
Guest5696: Thanks, but they call me Max.
Bildgesmythe: Great, Max I never forget a name, I just don't remember which face to put it with.Max!
Guest5696: Man, having a tail is hard to get used to.
Bildgesmythe: I must admit my tail can get in the way and knock things over if I get excited.
Guest5696: I'll have to watch out for that. Thanks for the tip.
Bildgesmythe: I could have been hurt!

prob: Boooo! Happy Halloween
Guest7243: i hate halloween
prob: After dark on Oct 31 is Halloween, Time to have fun, and eat candy. I love spooky stuff.

Ulrike: So how's Sonora been?
Sonora: Ummm... it's Sonora. *flicks tongue puzzledly*.. Hey! Look what I found! It's a Bigelow's four o'clock, here in its native environment.
Ulrike: Is it good to eat?
Sonora: Well, don't you think it should be good?
Ulrike: I don't know. I've never eaten one.
Sonora: Oh. Is that because of aliens?
Ulrike: Yes. It is definitely because of aliens.
Sonora: Uh-oh. It better not be definitely because of aliens!
Ulrike: Why?
Sonora: Why not?
Ulrike: What's so bad about it being because of aliens?
Sonora: What isn't bad about it being because of aliens?
Ulrike: Okay, you got me there.

Vetinari: And thus I came at last to Cable Street, where there was a different sort of confusion.
Azureon: I will whip up an anti-confusion spell to aid you. Just hand me that vile of Prozac.
Vetinari: I can see you've got the hang of it already.
Azureon: How very delightful, you must show me how.
Vetinari: *stares at Azureon coolly*.. Voilá.
Azureon: What do you need?
Vetinari: Oh, a little of this, a little of that.
Azureon: I shall dwell upon this matter, and give it the consideration it deserves.
Vetinari: I cannot think why. What a nasty, suspicious opinion you have.

Azureon: The name is not important, it is the deed that that threatens the kingdom.
Vetinari: Indeed, it is the deed upon which all the others are based
Azureon: I knew it!
Vetinari: And who, I must wonder, has been spreading this disinformation... Sterling work, nonetheless.
Azureon: Well met, Sterling!
Vetinari: And of course you will be late. I hope you have thought about the responsibilities involved.
Azureon: I won't be, if I cast the right spell in time.
Vetinari: No one will recognize you, I am sure. No one ever recognizes you, it would appear.
Azureon: It is wonderful to see such certainty in one so young.
Vetinari: Although I note that every other company that has tried to run an opinion in opposition has failed quite quickly, sometimes in distressing circumstances.

CaptainDanger: Keep your eyes peeled, citizen. Evil lurks around every corner...
Vetinari: *paces up and down*
CaptainDanger: May I ask you a quick question, citizen?
Vetinari: *nods graciously*.. You perform your job adequately.
CaptainDanger: Have you seen any crime around recently?
Vetinari: Try the University. You can find almost anything there.
CaptainDanger: Who says I can find all but anything there?
Vetinari: My sources are, of course, confidential.

Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, this is weird! I just had really strong de ja vu. Do you think we've had this conversation before?
Vetinari: Yes, I think so. *narrows his eyes* Yes?
Fizzy Schizoid: De ja vu usually means they changed something. I'm betting we're going to be attacked by some agents soon.
Vetinari: Oh, good. *smiles brightly*