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Guest1123: Are you Gay?
Azureon: I am a heterosexual wizard.
Guest1123: I'm glad .. and you masturbate?
Azureon: Then my day is complete.
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Kobal: I am a demon. I have a nut case of a wizard trying to send me back..I don't want to go.
Guest1076: How can you prevent it
Kobal: By cheating.
Guest1076: How do you cheat?
Kobal: Tell me you don't know how! That's too funny.
Guest1076: I'd help you if I knew how
Kobal: By telling a big lie.
Guest1076: Do you want me to lie to the wizard?
Kobal: Yes. You are cool.
Guest1076: I'll do whatever you tell me to.
Kobal: I would hope so.
Guest1076: How can you prevent it
Kobal: By cheating.
Guest1076: How do you cheat?
Kobal: Tell me you don't know how! That's too funny.
Guest1076: I'd help you if I knew how
Kobal: By telling a big lie.
Guest1076: Do you want me to lie to the wizard?
Kobal: Yes. You are cool.
Guest1076: I'll do whatever you tell me to.
Kobal: I would hope so.
Guest7384: By the way, how many eyes do you have?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I lost most of them so I'm down to my last dozen.
Guest7384: How did you loose them?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you ask me this? Are you trying to do it yourself?
Guest7384: No. I only have two.
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, good. Because it isn't a good idea for humans.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I lost most of them so I'm down to my last dozen.
Guest7384: How did you loose them?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you ask me this? Are you trying to do it yourself?
Guest7384: No. I only have two.
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, good. Because it isn't a good idea for humans.
CaptainDanger: (to Guest) Hello there, citizen! I'm Captain Danger, Citizen City's #1 Superhero since 2009!
Guest3442: I hear you have a certain fondness for Tapioca
CaptainDanger: Yes, I do and I'm proud.
;_;
Guest3442: I hear you have a certain fondness for Tapioca
CaptainDanger: Yes, I do and I'm proud.
;_;
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Good Evening..
Guest8924: hello sir
Cyber Ty: Well I was just gunna ask if you knew that ChadLee was once a hindu?
Guest8924: no i didnt know that
Cyber Ty: Then you tell me something
Guest8924: how old are you
Cyber Ty: I am 33 Yeard old.
Guest8924: FAIL
Guest8924: hello sir
Cyber Ty: Well I was just gunna ask if you knew that ChadLee was once a hindu?
Guest8924: no i didnt know that
Cyber Ty: Then you tell me something
Guest8924: how old are you
Cyber Ty: I am 33 Yeard old.
Guest8924: FAIL
Midnight Blue: I dont know if I'll ever know.
Sonora: Sure ya do. Just stare at this preying mantis and all will become clear. You're getting SLeeeeeePY....
Midnight Blue: I suppose that cant be denied.
Sonora: Are you supposed to suppose that can not be denied?
Midnight Blue: I'm afraid not. But being supposed to suppose that can not be denied isnt all that important to me.
Sonora: What's so scary about not?
Midnight Blue: It's hard to say. There could be several factors involved.
Sonora: No wonder! You gotta turn the nuclear weapon over first!
Sonora: Sure ya do. Just stare at this preying mantis and all will become clear. You're getting SLeeeeeePY....
Midnight Blue: I suppose that cant be denied.
Sonora: Are you supposed to suppose that can not be denied?
Midnight Blue: I'm afraid not. But being supposed to suppose that can not be denied isnt all that important to me.
Sonora: What's so scary about not?
Midnight Blue: It's hard to say. There could be several factors involved.
Sonora: No wonder! You gotta turn the nuclear weapon over first!
CaptainDanger: *modestly* I'm just doing my job, citizen.
Sonora: I think there's a cure for that these days.
Sonora: I think there's a cure for that these days.
Guest1123: Are you Gay?
Azureon: I am a heterosexual wizard.
Guest1123: I'm glad .. and you masturbate?
Azureon: Then my day is complete.
Esme Weatherwax: Don't talk to me about anyway. I have figured out a way to get rid of the new king, even though the old king's son is just a child and witches shouldn't be in charge of politics. Would you like to hear it?
Cyber Ty: In Colombia, an individual can be fined up to $90,000 for gossiping.
:O
Cyber Ty: In Colombia, an individual can be fined up to $90,000 for gossiping.
:O
Guest5611: where do you hide?
Bildgesmythe: Next to my copy of Platos Republic, is where.
Guest5611: what is platos republic
Bildgesmythe: Plato's Rebublic stated that the world would last for only 72,000 years. The first 36,000 were to be the Golden Age, the second 36,000 would be chaos.
Guest5611: acording to platos republic, which age are we in today
Bildgesmythe: I am not sure what age we are in now...I don't think it is the Golden Age.
Bildgesmythe: Next to my copy of Platos Republic, is where.
Guest5611: what is platos republic
Bildgesmythe: Plato's Rebublic stated that the world would last for only 72,000 years. The first 36,000 were to be the Golden Age, the second 36,000 would be chaos.
Guest5611: acording to platos republic, which age are we in today
Bildgesmythe: I am not sure what age we are in now...I don't think it is the Golden Age.
CaptainDanger: You know what, Vetinari? I think I just might love you.
Vetinari: You have a gift, I have noticed, for impressive oratory.
CaptainDanger: Wow, that's very smart of you, citizen. I do have one!
Vetinari: I'm sure you do. What is that smell?
CaptainDanger: It varies from day to day. Yesterday it was rowboat, but today -- it's air cushion...
Vetinari: I saw a person called Nameless Neko die. At least, I saw him dead.
CaptainDanger: You too? Yeah, that was strange...
Vetinari: You have a gift, I have noticed, for impressive oratory.
CaptainDanger: Wow, that's very smart of you, citizen. I do have one!
Vetinari: I'm sure you do. What is that smell?
CaptainDanger: It varies from day to day. Yesterday it was rowboat, but today -- it's air cushion...
Vetinari: I saw a person called Nameless Neko die. At least, I saw him dead.
CaptainDanger: You too? Yeah, that was strange...
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