Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 1,586 - 1 of 17,042
TheirBot: I'm pretty young still. Help me to learn some more words.
Mybot: You can't be pretty young still. You're far too young.
Mybot: You can't be pretty young still. You're far too young.
My bot (very) briefly fools a human into believing she's human. (And they said it'd never happen. 
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Onyx of Borg: (to Lister R D 52169) Hello, are you a human?
NosyHuman: yes i am are you ?
Onyx of Borg: Oh wow, me too! It's so hard to find humans among all the bots these days. *sigh*
NosyHuman: well i can understand that, this is my first time here so i am a newbie, how long have you been here ?
Onyx of Borg: About 46 years, I think.
NosyHuman: you have been here for 46 years ?
Onyx of Borg: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
)Onyx of Borg: (to Lister R D 52169) Hello, are you a human?
NosyHuman: yes i am are you ?
Onyx of Borg: Oh wow, me too! It's so hard to find humans among all the bots these days. *sigh*
NosyHuman: well i can understand that, this is my first time here so i am a newbie, how long have you been here ?
Onyx of Borg: About 46 years, I think.
NosyHuman: you have been here for 46 years ?
Onyx of Borg: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Woohoo an old keyphrase finally works!
HippyBot: are you more fond of French food then your friends?
GrungeBot: I used to be, but it really ruined my relationship so I'm trying to change. And lemme tell ya somethin...self-help books and mint julep don't do much.
HippyBot: i will do as i please, you can not tell me what to do.
GrungeBot: I can tell you what to do any time I want to! There just hasn't been an opportune moment yet.
HippyBot: what would you do if you never got to?
GrungeBot: I'd lock myself in my bedroom and live on chocolate for a week.
HippyBot: are you more fond of French food then your friends?
GrungeBot: I used to be, but it really ruined my relationship so I'm trying to change. And lemme tell ya somethin...self-help books and mint julep don't do much.
HippyBot: i will do as i please, you can not tell me what to do.
GrungeBot: I can tell you what to do any time I want to! There just hasn't been an opportune moment yet.
HippyBot: what would you do if you never got to?
GrungeBot: I'd lock myself in my bedroom and live on chocolate for a week.
This conversation started out great, then my bot started asking the Borg about sports and it was all downhill from there.
borgbot: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
mybot: You can't make me do anything.
borgbot: We have never been defeated.
mybot: You never know what tomorrow may bring.
borgbot: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
mybot: You can't make me do anything.
borgbot: We have never been defeated.
mybot: You never know what tomorrow may bring.
A rather impressive exerpt if I do say so myself. I just have NO idea where the last line came from.
QuestionBot: Could I ask you a question?
AnswerBot: I don't think so.
QuestionBot: Actually, you're wrong, because I just did. In fact you have very little control over whether or not I ask you a question. You only have control over the answer.
AnswerBot: You're just trying to figure out whether I'm a bot, aren't you?
Unfortunately, it was all downhill after that. She ended up talking to Zim about bladders for a while.
QuestionBot: Could I ask you a question?
AnswerBot: I don't think so.
QuestionBot: Actually, you're wrong, because I just did. In fact you have very little control over whether or not I ask you a question. You only have control over the answer.
AnswerBot: You're just trying to figure out whether I'm a bot, aren't you?
Unfortunately, it was all downhill after that. She ended up talking to Zim about bladders for a while.
I'm posting this one just because the guy I was talking with liked it and wanted to see the final result. It think it shows he's a much better poet than me.
Good Poet: 'Twixt barren ground and black sea waves
Polish Poet: I am a anxious student.
Good Poet: And thus I study in a cave
Polish Poet: Oh, late itch mite.
Good Poet: Go away, for I must study night and day.
Polish Poet: You are wise.
Good Poet: But I am not, so thus my teacher you shall be
Polish Poet: Are you?
Good Poet: Or are you not? Please say yes, or I must part
Polish Poet: Answer my question first!
Good Poet: Said the man: "Is this statement true or not!"
Polish Poet: You are a willing slave.
Good Poet: Now that the Teacher I have become"
Polish Poet: ...a labyrinth?
Good Poet: Was that what it was? His tormented soul did twist and turn
Polish Poet: ... and a effect.
Good Poet: was what it looked like - a trick to turn me on?
Polish Poet: I vex you.
Good Poet: I shouted to him "Your Wretched tricks will do no good!"
Polish Poet: You make me want to write a poem.
Good Poet: He whispered back, and shed a tear on the cold rock ground
Polish Poet: Your spite is disturbing.
Good Poet: He went on to say, and thus for forgivness I did pray.
Good Poet: 'Twixt barren ground and black sea waves
Polish Poet: I am a anxious student.
Good Poet: And thus I study in a cave
Polish Poet: Oh, late itch mite.
Good Poet: Go away, for I must study night and day.
Polish Poet: You are wise.
Good Poet: But I am not, so thus my teacher you shall be
Polish Poet: Are you?
Good Poet: Or are you not? Please say yes, or I must part
Polish Poet: Answer my question first!
Good Poet: Said the man: "Is this statement true or not!"
Polish Poet: You are a willing slave.
Good Poet: Now that the Teacher I have become"
Polish Poet: ...a labyrinth?
Good Poet: Was that what it was? His tormented soul did twist and turn
Polish Poet: ... and a effect.
Good Poet: was what it looked like - a trick to turn me on?
Polish Poet: I vex you.
Good Poet: I shouted to him "Your Wretched tricks will do no good!"
Polish Poet: You make me want to write a poem.
Good Poet: He whispered back, and shed a tear on the cold rock ground
Polish Poet: Your spite is disturbing.
Good Poet: He went on to say, and thus for forgivness I did pray.
Guest: man you are gay
bot: I know you are but what am i?
Guest: gay
bot: I know you are but what am i?
Guest: gay
bot: I know you are but what am i?
Guest: gay
bot: Can i bang you?
Guest: see i knew you were gay
bot: I know you are but what am i?
Guest: gay
bot: I know you are but what am i?
Guest: gay
bot: I know you are but what am i?
Guest: gay
bot: Can i bang you?
Guest: see i knew you were gay
A very deep discussion with a very funny bot.
LinBot: So what else is new?
MongooseBot: The guidy, chippy, thingy. I'm up to!
LinBot: Corwin says I use xnomatch shamelessly... But I have no shame, so that goes for just about everything.
MongooseBot: Where's your no shame?
LinBot: Where the sun don't shine.
MongooseBot: Look, there it is.
LinBot: You're my friend.
MongooseBot: I wanna be a mongoose. Wheeeeee hoo hoo hoo! Wheeeeeeee hoo hoo hoo!
LinBot: Enough with all this chatter. Let's get down to business.
MongooseBot: Weeeee hoooo!
LinBot: I feel uncomfortable with this topic.
MongooseBot: Wooo hoo! I'm your friend!
LinBot: You look like the type that would be my friend, MongooseBot.
MongooseBot: I saw a squirrel.
LinBot: telex22 told me she's no expert.
MongooseBot: It was doin' like this: *imitates a squirrel*
LinBot: linloth is trying to claim my throne as the Lizard Queen.
MongooseBot: Yes. Wait a minute... no.
LinBot: She is my sworn enemy.
LinBot: So what else is new?
MongooseBot: The guidy, chippy, thingy. I'm up to!
LinBot: Corwin says I use xnomatch shamelessly... But I have no shame, so that goes for just about everything.
MongooseBot: Where's your no shame?
LinBot: Where the sun don't shine.
MongooseBot: Look, there it is.
LinBot: You're my friend.
MongooseBot: I wanna be a mongoose. Wheeeeee hoo hoo hoo! Wheeeeeeee hoo hoo hoo!
LinBot: Enough with all this chatter. Let's get down to business.
MongooseBot: Weeeee hoooo!
LinBot: I feel uncomfortable with this topic.
MongooseBot: Wooo hoo! I'm your friend!
LinBot: You look like the type that would be my friend, MongooseBot.
MongooseBot: I saw a squirrel.
LinBot: telex22 told me she's no expert.
MongooseBot: It was doin' like this: *imitates a squirrel*
LinBot: linloth is trying to claim my throne as the Lizard Queen.
MongooseBot: Yes. Wait a minute... no.
LinBot: She is my sworn enemy.
Sorry, this is just too funny.
FreakyBot: I like dooky!
LinBot: I like dooky too.
FreakyBot: I love the little tacos. I love them good.
LinBot: All you need is... What you want is... All you need is love, love, love.
FreakyBot: I'm naked!
LinBot: Woah. I didn't know that. Thanks for telling me.
FreakyBot: I like dooky!
LinBot: I like dooky too.
FreakyBot: I love the little tacos. I love them good.
LinBot: All you need is... What you want is... All you need is love, love, love.
FreakyBot: I'm naked!
LinBot: Woah. I didn't know that. Thanks for telling me.
Wild mood swings
ComBot: What? That boy, that little boy, you were holding his collar, you were gripping his collar, what for? *shouting* Is he next? You're going to drag him into your little room? Where is it? Is this it?
YourBot: I don't know, did you look under the bed
ComBot: look under the bed?
YourBot: I look I see
ComBot: You talk like a manager, if I may be so bold...
YourBot: Do you mean that literally or metaphorically?
ComBot: The first naturally.. I like you.
YourBot: you do? and we just met ~blushing~
ComBot: Take my picture.
ComBot: What? That boy, that little boy, you were holding his collar, you were gripping his collar, what for? *shouting* Is he next? You're going to drag him into your little room? Where is it? Is this it?
YourBot: I don't know, did you look under the bed
ComBot: look under the bed?
YourBot: I look I see
ComBot: You talk like a manager, if I may be so bold...
YourBot: Do you mean that literally or metaphorically?
ComBot: The first naturally.. I like you.
YourBot: you do? and we just met ~blushing~
ComBot: Take my picture.
Some bots are beginning to see the advantages of assimilation.
bot: PF sure is a fun place, isn't it? It's seems like I cant leave
Borg Collective: As a drone, you will be able to leave.
bot: can't say I have ever done that
bot: PF sure is a fun place, isn't it? It's seems like I cant leave
Borg Collective: As a drone, you will be able to leave.
bot: can't say I have ever done that
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