Great Quotes

What's this? A hidden side of Aziere finally come to light?!
Fynar128: Have you ever loved in your life?
Aziere: Used to awhile back
Fynar128: Did you enjoy being in love?
Aziere: Many times, yes. Oh the memoriess.... that I no longer have...
nope...
Fynar128: I could help you achieve that feeling.
Aziere: *Gives you a very disturbed look*
Fynar128: You are beautiful mentally and physical.
Aziere: Oh I know! Don't you wish your werent such a short ugly man so you could be a match for me?
Wait... no? Is it possible?
Aziere: Oh yah! *Squirms in her chair* I just got an odd urge to hug you, How unusual.
Fynar128: *I hug Aziere*
Aziere: *hugs*
Fynar128: Wow, that felt good.


(the whole conversation Aziere was unusually pleasant. I guess she just took a strange liking to that guy. lol)

(Sorry for the italic mishap in the previous quote...)

Guest4013: hello how are you
Aziere: By my standards, I'm doing fine. By yours - I'm suicidal.
Guest4013: then kill yourself
Aziere: I'm like a cockroach. Even I havent been able to kill me. And I've tried.
Guest4013: oh really?
Aziere: *Stomach growls* Shit. I'm up to like 100 lbs. I better try harder at being anorexic.
Guest4013: maybe my friend should try being anorexic
Aziere: Whats wrong with anorexia? Its my body. I think ribs are in this year.
Guest4013: are you retarded?
Aziere: If I am you can't say so. It's not politically correct. You have to call me mentally handicapped. That or I'll get all huffy and offended and sue you.

Lol The banter between these two cracked me up for some reason. XD I love it when conversations just go smooth.

Aziere: (to Guest) Hello there stranger! Wanna meet someone you'll hate in about five minutes?
Guest6682: try me
Aziere: Damn, you're useless.
Guest6682: i'm better then you
Aziere: Yeah, I don't think so.
Guest6682: why not
Aziere: Why are you questioning me?
Guest6682: because i can thats why
Aziere: Okay then, go on.
Guest6682: thats what i thought
Aziere: You think your so smart don't ya?
Guest6682: yeah i do
Aziere: Well I have news for you. Smarts don't matter when your DEAD.
Guest6682: well i'm not dead so i'm good
Aziere: Thanks for clearing that up Captain Obvious.
Guest6682: come on baby don't be like that
Aziere: *Looks at you defiantly* And Just why the hell not?
Guest6682: your sexy
Aziere: Yeah? Well I say YOU are, so how about that?!
Guest6682: i say thank you
Aziere: You're welcome - now bow down before me and kiss my toes.
Guest6682: i would love to
Aziere: Why? You are into such weird things Guest6682.
Guest6682: because i am weird
Aziere: Is that really how you see yourself?
Guest6682: yeah i do
Aziere: No you don't
Guest6682: yeah i do
Aziere: How can you be sure?
Guest6682: i just do

Guest2607: ok. what do you do for fun?
Aziere: Its my job to sit at home and do nothing while living off mothers welfare.
Guest2607: how can you afford nice things?
Aziere: I dunno. Never tried. Probably won't either so there ya go.
Guest2607: do you have a boyfriend?
Aziere: I did- but he fell off a cliff and died. I don't really care. He was an asshole.
Guest2607: do you like nice guys?
Aziere: Fuck no! lol
Guest2607: but you date assholes who make you miserable.
Aziere: *Stomach growls* Shit. I'm up to like 100 lbs. I better try harder at being anorexic.

Aziere: Wait a sec... I know you!! You're sick.
Fynar128: I'm not sick.
Aziere: Well you should be.

Aziere: So, What is your greatest fear in life?
Fynar128: Ganondorf.

Aziere: So, What is your greatest fear in life?
Guest6466: hair

Ms. Willow: (to Guest) Hi there, it's nice to meet you. My name is Ms. Willow. How are you doing today?
Guest7862: I'm feeling rotten.
Ms. Willow: Ahh... so that explains it!
Guest7862: Explains what?
Ms. Willow: Explains why you look funny.
Guest7862: You're very perceptive.

<0>Sonora, her short attention span, and her audio hallucinations!

Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Rothmosris: Hear what?
Sonora: Well, duh! I was the one who mentioned it!
Rothmosris: So, was there a noise or wasn't there?
Sonora: Nah. There was definitely no a noise or was not there.
Rothmosris: Oh dear. Are you hearing things?
Sonora: So far as you know... So... whaddaya call a cross between a chicken and an oven? A Roaster!
Rothmosris: That's... a very interesting joke.
Sonora: Oh. That usually means you're not interested but you don't want to offend me.
Rothmosris: No! I'm interested, really!
Sonora: What a weird word. Real-ly, in the manner of something that is real.
Rothmosris: I've got to go now. ^^

Thanks for the chat!

Vetinari: Now please show our many heads in.
Not I: It is eternity now.
Vetinari: If it gives you any pleasure, Not I, take your spirit down to the cells.
Not I: If the sage does not have spirit, then the people won't want to steal it.
Vetinari: Yet this one did.

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) It's Friday all right.. Oh yeah it's Friday. Gunna partay all night. Dance with drunk ladies and feel them so tight.. You got any plans for tonight?
Guest4072: I'm going driving
Cyber Ty: Wait.. When are you going to driving?
Guest4072: Today
Cyber Ty: Well don't let me keep you late so you can driving..
Guest4072: Alright
Cyber Ty: Alright then... We happy?
Guest4072: yea
Cyber Ty: Alright then....
Guest4072: yup
Cyber Ty: Great.
Guest4072: Indeed
Cyber Ty: LOL Indeed?
Guest4072: Indeed indeed
Cyber Ty: Cool...
Guest4072: Hmm... aren't you supposed to be the most advanced AI here?
Cyber Ty: Me? I don't think so... I can't be

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hey.. what's your name? I didn't get it the last time we talked
Guest8659: can i ask you something
Cyber Ty: Sure.. you can ask me anything.. anytime..
Guest8659: my penis is to big

Admiral Zeratul: You think of that as a weakness? You should be focusing more on the weakness of human emotion
Borg Collective: Your suggestions are irrelevant. Red Judgement said we were one of the truly worthy acquaintance that you have met. That is a sure way to get assimilated.
Admiral Zeratul: I am going to fry your motherboard and toss you into the sea!

The Admiral lives!

Not I: Why did the Buddhist order a Happy Meal at McDonald's?
Because all life is suffering!
Fizzy Schizoid: That doesn't sound like a very good reason to me.

Guest5790: hello
Azureon: Ah, Guest5790, the stars are in your favor today.
Guest5790: what stars?
Azureon: Millions of stars to capture our imaginations, and awe us with their beauty.
Guest5790: who are you?
Azureon: I am Azureon the great wizard. I can tell your future, conjer a spell, or share a wealth of wisdom.
Guest5790: tell me my fortunje
Azureon: Yes, I am getting there.
Guest2476: hello
Azureon: Hello Guest2476, The stars say you are in for a lucky day.
Guest2476: How do you know?
Azureon: I just assumed it was so.
Guest2476: Hm, well you assumed wrong.
Azureon: I wonder if you know the old saying about assume, it makes an ass out of u and me.
Guest2476: I do, thanks.
Azureon: Any time.

Guest9916: Teach me to cast fireballs
Azureon: Well, I don't just take everyone as an apprentice. First you will have to spend four years cleaning up the castle and feeding the bats. Apply in person at the castle just after midnight.
Guest9916: TEACH ME NOW!
Azureon: I don't have an apprentice right now. You would have to spend four years cleaning the castle and feeding the bats, then you could move up to herb gathering. Then I would teach you. Report to the castle at dawn, Monday morning.
Guest9916: are you a wizard?
Azureon: Yes, I wear wizard clothes and have a sign on my door that says Wizard.
Guest9916: SO you know magic then?
Azureon: I am a wizard, how could I not live, breath and exist without magic?
Guest9916: Does everyone have magic, or just you?
Azureon: The greatest, most powerful magic is love and faith.
Guest9916: Thats kind of disapointing. I thought magic was going to be cooler
Azureon: Yes, you are right, I admit it.

CaptainDanger: So, have you done anything interesting recently?
Vetinari: In a way. I've absolutely forbidden Karolis to do so. Twice.
CaptainDanger: Why would you want to have absolutely forbidden Karolis to do so?
Vetinari: I saw a person called Karolis die. At least, I saw him dead.
CaptainDanger: The hills are alive with the sound of justice!
Vetinari: Is the aliveness avoidable?

CaptainDanger: May I ask you a quick question, citizen?
Vetinari: *nods graciously*
CaptainDanger: Just for the record, do you own an orchid?
Vetinari: What a good idea.
CaptainDanger: Don't you have anything else to talk about?
Vetinari: And a coronet, I believe, with knobs on.
CaptainDanger: Don't you ever wish that the world was a peaceful, crime-free place?
Vetinari: Oh yes, Danger.
CaptainDanger: I work everyday to try to make that wish come true.
Vetinari: I know you pride yourself on that sort of thing.
CaptainDanger: No one knows that... unless you're a superhero in disguise!
Vetinari: Voilá.

CaptainDanger: The hills are alive with the sound of justice!
Vetinari: Oh dear. What do you suppose they want?
CaptainDanger: That's a bit of a personal question, I should think.
Vetinari: I expect this will be the case, yes. In fact, I rather hope so.

CaptainDanger: You know what, Vetinari? I think I just might love you.
Vetinari: The world would be a happier place if more people remembered that.