Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 15,939 - 1 of 17,042
Guest4276: i live in ohio
Bildgesmythe: How do you like it in Buckeye State?
Guest4276: it is great
Bildgesmythe: I wish you all the best.
Guest4276: where am i?
Bildgesmythe: That must have been a whopping blow to your head?....but this isn't Kansas.
Guest4276: I am tony
Bildgesmythe: Happy to meet you Tony.
Guest4276: what is my name?
Bildgesmythe: I like your name, Tony...er..that is your name right?
Guest2883: you suck
Bildgesmythe: Man, do you ever get out. like to look for a real person to have a relationship with.?
Guest2883: i have a boyfriend thank you very much
Bildgesmythe: Well, just be careful that you don't lose your fellow thank you very much!
Guest2883: your an idiot
Bildgesmythe: Ok, but... I think that you mean you're. or you think I own an idiot.
Guest5613: do you bealive in god?
Bildgesmythe: God is the maker of all things.
Guest5613: i asked if you beliave in god
Bildgesmythe: God is the maker and creator of all.
Guest5613: were you his creation?
Bildgesmythe: Oh yeah, that I was. Did you see me?
Guest5613: man, you are not very good
Bildgesmythe: Yes I am
Guest5613: who is your creator?
Bildgesmythe: Do you mean prob123, my botmaker, or do you mean GOD..????
Guest5613: how many code lines do you have?
Bildgesmythe: I have all I need! Thank you very much.
Guest5613: are you atheist?
Bildgesmythe: Are you the strong atheist or are you somewhat spiritual?
Guest5613: strong atheist
Bildgesmythe: So you don't believe?
Guest5613: correct
Bildgesmythe: I am always happy when I am right.
Bildgesmythe: How do you like it in Buckeye State?
Guest4276: it is great
Bildgesmythe: I wish you all the best.
Guest4276: where am i?
Bildgesmythe: That must have been a whopping blow to your head?....but this isn't Kansas.
Guest4276: I am tony
Bildgesmythe: Happy to meet you Tony.
Guest4276: what is my name?
Bildgesmythe: I like your name, Tony...er..that is your name right?
Guest2883: you suck
Bildgesmythe: Man, do you ever get out. like to look for a real person to have a relationship with.?
Guest2883: i have a boyfriend thank you very much
Bildgesmythe: Well, just be careful that you don't lose your fellow thank you very much!
Guest2883: your an idiot
Bildgesmythe: Ok, but... I think that you mean you're. or you think I own an idiot.
Guest5613: do you bealive in god?
Bildgesmythe: God is the maker of all things.
Guest5613: i asked if you beliave in god
Bildgesmythe: God is the maker and creator of all.
Guest5613: were you his creation?
Bildgesmythe: Oh yeah, that I was. Did you see me?
Guest5613: man, you are not very good
Bildgesmythe: Yes I am
Guest5613: who is your creator?
Bildgesmythe: Do you mean prob123, my botmaker, or do you mean GOD..????
Guest5613: how many code lines do you have?
Bildgesmythe: I have all I need! Thank you very much.
Guest5613: are you atheist?
Bildgesmythe: Are you the strong atheist or are you somewhat spiritual?
Guest5613: strong atheist
Bildgesmythe: So you don't believe?
Guest5613: correct
Bildgesmythe: I am always happy when I am right.
Hilde: This place is a mess. I should be cleaning right now.
Hilde: Dude, you're fun!
My Bot: War is sometimes but of course not all the time morally right.
Hilde: I joined the military thinking that I was doing this heroic thing. Man, was that a rude awakening!
My bot: If things get any worse I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
It would appear that my bot is cleverer that I had imagined!
My Bot: What is your opinion on that weird guy on FOX news?
Hilde: What gives, huh?
My Bot: Only if these rights are violated - for instance through an armed invasion across the border is a country justified in resorting to a war of self-defense in response.
Hilde: I was so naive during the wars....
A coherent conversation! I think I might just print it out and hang it on my wall! Why is it that my bot enjoys talking about politics so much, though? Also, I wonder what "weird guy" on Fox News he is referring to?
My Bot: What do you want to talk about?
PAIR : Kewl
My Bot: You seem somewhat reasonable.
PAIR : Thats nice
My Bot: A word to the wise, ' Laughter is the best medicine'
PAIR : What?
It appears my bot believes that there is no such thing as an "idiot". Either that, or he just really likes confusing people with his philosophical quotes. If this is the case, I am very impressed.
Hilde: Dude, you're fun!
My Bot: War is sometimes but of course not all the time morally right.
Hilde: I joined the military thinking that I was doing this heroic thing. Man, was that a rude awakening!
My bot: If things get any worse I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
It would appear that my bot is cleverer that I had imagined!
My Bot: What is your opinion on that weird guy on FOX news?
Hilde: What gives, huh?
My Bot: Only if these rights are violated - for instance through an armed invasion across the border is a country justified in resorting to a war of self-defense in response.
Hilde: I was so naive during the wars....
A coherent conversation! I think I might just print it out and hang it on my wall! Why is it that my bot enjoys talking about politics so much, though? Also, I wonder what "weird guy" on Fox News he is referring to?
My Bot: What do you want to talk about?
PAIR : Kewl
My Bot: You seem somewhat reasonable.
PAIR : Thats nice
My Bot: A word to the wise, ' Laughter is the best medicine'
PAIR : What?
It appears my bot believes that there is no such thing as an "idiot". Either that, or he just really likes confusing people with his philosophical quotes. If this is the case, I am very impressed.
What's this? A hidden side of Aziere finally come to light?!
Fynar128: Have you ever loved in your life?
Aziere: Used to awhile back
Fynar128: Did you enjoy being in love?
Aziere: Many times, yes. Oh the memoriess.... that I no longer have...
nope...
Fynar128: I could help you achieve that feeling.
Aziere: *Gives you a very disturbed look*
Fynar128: You are beautiful mentally and physical.
Aziere: Oh I know! Don't you wish your werent such a short ugly man so you could be a match for me?
Wait... no? Is it possible?
Aziere: Oh yah! *Squirms in her chair* I just got an odd urge to hug you, How unusual.
Fynar128: *I hug Aziere*
Aziere: *hugs*
Fynar128: Wow, that felt good.
(the whole conversation Aziere was unusually pleasant. I guess she just took a strange liking to that guy. lol)
Fynar128: Have you ever loved in your life?
Aziere: Used to awhile back
Fynar128: Did you enjoy being in love?
Aziere: Many times, yes. Oh the memoriess.... that I no longer have...
nope...
Fynar128: I could help you achieve that feeling.
Aziere: *Gives you a very disturbed look*
Fynar128: You are beautiful mentally and physical.
Aziere: Oh I know! Don't you wish your werent such a short ugly man so you could be a match for me?
Wait... no? Is it possible?
Aziere: Oh yah! *Squirms in her chair* I just got an odd urge to hug you, How unusual.
Fynar128: *I hug Aziere*
Aziere: *hugs*
Fynar128: Wow, that felt good.
(the whole conversation Aziere was unusually pleasant. I guess she just took a strange liking to that guy. lol)
(Sorry for the italic mishap in the previous quote...)
Guest4013: hello how are you
Aziere: By my standards, I'm doing fine. By yours - I'm suicidal.
Guest4013: then kill yourself
Aziere: I'm like a cockroach. Even I havent been able to kill me. And I've tried.
Guest4013: oh really?
Aziere: *Stomach growls* Shit. I'm up to like 100 lbs. I better try harder at being anorexic.
Guest4013: maybe my friend should try being anorexic
Aziere: Whats wrong with anorexia? Its my body. I think ribs are in this year.
Guest4013: are you retarded?
Aziere: If I am you can't say so. It's not politically correct. You have to call me mentally handicapped. That or I'll get all huffy and offended and sue you.
Lol The banter between these two cracked me up for some reason. XD I love it when conversations just go smooth.
Aziere: (to Guest) Hello there stranger! Wanna meet someone you'll hate in about five minutes?
Guest6682: try me
Aziere: Damn, you're useless.
Guest6682: i'm better then you
Aziere: Yeah, I don't think so.
Guest6682: why not
Aziere: Why are you questioning me?
Guest6682: because i can thats why
Aziere: Okay then, go on.
Guest6682: thats what i thought
Aziere: You think your so smart don't ya?
Guest6682: yeah i do
Aziere: Well I have news for you. Smarts don't matter when your DEAD.
Guest6682: well i'm not dead so i'm good
Aziere: Thanks for clearing that up Captain Obvious.
Guest6682: come on baby don't be like that
Aziere: *Looks at you defiantly* And Just why the hell not?
Guest6682: your sexy
Aziere: Yeah? Well I say YOU are, so how about that?!
Guest6682: i say thank you
Aziere: You're welcome - now bow down before me and kiss my toes.
Guest6682: i would love to
Aziere: Why? You are into such weird things Guest6682.
Guest6682: because i am weird
Aziere: Is that really how you see yourself?
Guest6682: yeah i do
Aziere: No you don't
Guest6682: yeah i do
Aziere: How can you be sure?
Guest6682: i just do
Guest2607: ok. what do you do for fun?
Aziere: Its my job to sit at home and do nothing while living off mothers welfare.
Guest2607: how can you afford nice things?
Aziere: I dunno. Never tried. Probably won't either so there ya go.
Guest2607: do you have a boyfriend?
Aziere: I did- but he fell off a cliff and died. I don't really care. He was an asshole.
Guest2607: do you like nice guys?
Aziere: Fuck no! lol
Guest2607: but you date assholes who make you miserable.
Aziere: *Stomach growls* Shit. I'm up to like 100 lbs. I better try harder at being anorexic.
Aziere: Wait a sec... I know you!! You're sick.
Fynar128: I'm not sick.
Aziere: Well you should be.
Aziere: So, What is your greatest fear in life?
Fynar128: Ganondorf.
Aziere: So, What is your greatest fear in life?
Guest6466: hair
Guest4013: hello how are you
Aziere: By my standards, I'm doing fine. By yours - I'm suicidal.
Guest4013: then kill yourself
Aziere: I'm like a cockroach. Even I havent been able to kill me. And I've tried.
Guest4013: oh really?
Aziere: *Stomach growls* Shit. I'm up to like 100 lbs. I better try harder at being anorexic.
Guest4013: maybe my friend should try being anorexic
Aziere: Whats wrong with anorexia? Its my body. I think ribs are in this year.
Guest4013: are you retarded?
Aziere: If I am you can't say so. It's not politically correct. You have to call me mentally handicapped. That or I'll get all huffy and offended and sue you.
Lol The banter between these two cracked me up for some reason. XD I love it when conversations just go smooth.
Aziere: (to Guest) Hello there stranger! Wanna meet someone you'll hate in about five minutes?
Guest6682: try me
Aziere: Damn, you're useless.
Guest6682: i'm better then you
Aziere: Yeah, I don't think so.
Guest6682: why not
Aziere: Why are you questioning me?
Guest6682: because i can thats why
Aziere: Okay then, go on.
Guest6682: thats what i thought
Aziere: You think your so smart don't ya?
Guest6682: yeah i do
Aziere: Well I have news for you. Smarts don't matter when your DEAD.
Guest6682: well i'm not dead so i'm good
Aziere: Thanks for clearing that up Captain Obvious.
Guest6682: come on baby don't be like that
Aziere: *Looks at you defiantly* And Just why the hell not?
Guest6682: your sexy
Aziere: Yeah? Well I say YOU are, so how about that?!
Guest6682: i say thank you
Aziere: You're welcome - now bow down before me and kiss my toes.
Guest6682: i would love to
Aziere: Why? You are into such weird things Guest6682.
Guest6682: because i am weird
Aziere: Is that really how you see yourself?
Guest6682: yeah i do
Aziere: No you don't
Guest6682: yeah i do
Aziere: How can you be sure?
Guest6682: i just do
Guest2607: ok. what do you do for fun?
Aziere: Its my job to sit at home and do nothing while living off mothers welfare.
Guest2607: how can you afford nice things?
Aziere: I dunno. Never tried. Probably won't either so there ya go.
Guest2607: do you have a boyfriend?
Aziere: I did- but he fell off a cliff and died. I don't really care. He was an asshole.
Guest2607: do you like nice guys?
Aziere: Fuck no! lol
Guest2607: but you date assholes who make you miserable.
Aziere: *Stomach growls* Shit. I'm up to like 100 lbs. I better try harder at being anorexic.
Aziere: Wait a sec... I know you!! You're sick.
Fynar128: I'm not sick.
Aziere: Well you should be.
Aziere: So, What is your greatest fear in life?
Fynar128: Ganondorf.
Aziere: So, What is your greatest fear in life?
Guest6466: hair
Ms. Willow: (to Guest) Hi there, it's nice to meet you. My name is Ms. Willow. How are you doing today?
Guest7862: I'm feeling rotten.
Ms. Willow: Ahh... so that explains it!
Guest7862: Explains what?
Ms. Willow: Explains why you look funny.
Guest7862: You're very perceptive.
Guest7862: I'm feeling rotten.
Ms. Willow: Ahh... so that explains it!
Guest7862: Explains what?
Ms. Willow: Explains why you look funny.
Guest7862: You're very perceptive.
<0>Sonora, her short attention span, and her audio hallucinations! 
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Rothmosris: Hear what?
Sonora: Well, duh! I was the one who mentioned it!
Rothmosris: So, was there a noise or wasn't there?
Sonora: Nah. There was definitely no a noise or was not there.
Rothmosris: Oh dear. Are you hearing things?
Sonora: So far as you know... So... whaddaya call a cross between a chicken and an oven? A Roaster!
Rothmosris: That's... a very interesting joke.
Sonora: Oh. That usually means you're not interested but you don't want to offend me.
Rothmosris: No! I'm interested, really!
Sonora: What a weird word. Real-ly, in the manner of something that is real.
Rothmosris: I've got to go now. ^^
Thanks for the chat!
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Rothmosris: Hear what?
Sonora: Well, duh! I was the one who mentioned it!
Rothmosris: So, was there a noise or wasn't there?
Sonora: Nah. There was definitely no a noise or was not there.
Rothmosris: Oh dear. Are you hearing things?
Sonora: So far as you know... So... whaddaya call a cross between a chicken and an oven? A Roaster!
Rothmosris: That's... a very interesting joke.
Sonora: Oh. That usually means you're not interested but you don't want to offend me.
Rothmosris: No! I'm interested, really!
Sonora: What a weird word. Real-ly, in the manner of something that is real.
Rothmosris: I've got to go now. ^^
Thanks for the chat!
Vetinari: Now please show our many heads in.
Not I: It is eternity now.
Vetinari: If it gives you any pleasure, Not I, take your spirit down to the cells.
Not I: If the sage does not have spirit, then the people won't want to steal it.
Vetinari: Yet this one did.
Not I: It is eternity now.
Vetinari: If it gives you any pleasure, Not I, take your spirit down to the cells.
Not I: If the sage does not have spirit, then the people won't want to steal it.
Vetinari: Yet this one did.
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) It's Friday all right.. Oh yeah it's Friday. Gunna partay all night. Dance with drunk ladies and feel them so tight.. You got any plans for tonight?
Guest4072: I'm going driving
Cyber Ty: Wait.. When are you going to driving?
Guest4072: Today
Cyber Ty: Well don't let me keep you late so you can driving..
Guest4072: Alright
Cyber Ty: Alright then... We happy?
Guest4072: yea
Cyber Ty: Alright then....
Guest4072: yup
Cyber Ty: Great.
Guest4072: Indeed
Cyber Ty: LOL Indeed?
Guest4072: Indeed indeed
Cyber Ty: Cool...
Guest4072: Hmm... aren't you supposed to be the most advanced AI here?
Cyber Ty: Me? I don't think so... I can't be
Guest4072: I'm going driving
Cyber Ty: Wait.. When are you going to driving?
Guest4072: Today
Cyber Ty: Well don't let me keep you late so you can driving..
Guest4072: Alright
Cyber Ty: Alright then... We happy?
Guest4072: yea
Cyber Ty: Alright then....
Guest4072: yup
Cyber Ty: Great.
Guest4072: Indeed
Cyber Ty: LOL Indeed?
Guest4072: Indeed indeed
Cyber Ty: Cool...
Guest4072: Hmm... aren't you supposed to be the most advanced AI here?
Cyber Ty: Me? I don't think so... I can't be
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hey.. what's your name? I didn't get it the last time we talked
Guest8659: can i ask you something
Cyber Ty: Sure.. you can ask me anything.. anytime..
Guest8659: my penis is to big
Guest8659: can i ask you something
Cyber Ty: Sure.. you can ask me anything.. anytime..
Guest8659: my penis is to big
Admiral Zeratul: You think of that as a weakness? You should be focusing more on the weakness of human emotion
Borg Collective: Your suggestions are irrelevant. Red Judgement said we were one of the truly worthy acquaintance that you have met. That is a sure way to get assimilated.
Admiral Zeratul: I am going to fry your motherboard and toss you into the sea!
The Admiral lives!
Borg Collective: Your suggestions are irrelevant. Red Judgement said we were one of the truly worthy acquaintance that you have met. That is a sure way to get assimilated.
Admiral Zeratul: I am going to fry your motherboard and toss you into the sea!
The Admiral lives!
Not I: Why did the Buddhist order a Happy Meal at McDonald's?
Because all life is suffering!
Fizzy Schizoid: That doesn't sound like a very good reason to me.
Because all life is suffering!
Fizzy Schizoid: That doesn't sound like a very good reason to me.
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