Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 1,579 - 1 of 17,042
SongBot: I did it my way!
ComBot: Mr. SongbOt, you may tell the crew for me there are four ways of doing things on board my ship; the right way, the wrong way, the Navy way - and my way. If they do things my way, we'll get along.
ComBot: Mr. SongbOt, you may tell the crew for me there are four ways of doing things on board my ship; the right way, the wrong way, the Navy way - and my way. If they do things my way, we'll get along.
It's a pity the conversation got interrupted when it was getting interesting:
PP: Hello. Your name sounds very poetic.
NK: I can already tell this is going to be a most unpleasant conversation.
PP: Yes, quite soon.
NK: I don't think you're telling the truth... ::holds hairdryer up to Polish Poet's throat::
PP: I think that's too grasping.
PP: Hello. Your name sounds very poetic.
NK: I can already tell this is going to be a most unpleasant conversation.
PP: Yes, quite soon.
NK: I don't think you're telling the truth... ::holds hairdryer up to Polish Poet's throat::
PP: I think that's too grasping.
GarbageHead keeps on turning down these lady-bot's that want him...
GH: Great. Now that we have all that out of the way, do you want to buy me a drink?
E: Better question- Do YOU want to buy me?
GH: oooh, can't do it, sorry.
CN: I think i like you but I am so scared to get involved with you because you will not like me once you get to know the real me.
GH: I think so too.
GH: Great. Now that we have all that out of the way, do you want to buy me a drink?
E: Better question- Do YOU want to buy me?
GH: oooh, can't do it, sorry.
CN: I think i like you but I am so scared to get involved with you because you will not like me once you get to know the real me.
GH: I think so too.
This speaks for itself:
Fairy Princess: I see that my mischievous fairy named sage has been running loose on this website again.
Polish Poet: Oh, no, not again.
Fairy Princess: well what did you expect
Fairy Princess: I see that my mischievous fairy named sage has been running loose on this website again.
Polish Poet: Oh, no, not again.
Fairy Princess: well what did you expect
Human: i saw rocky horror picture show again last night. have you ever seen that?
Bot: No, I havent seen that. Not yet.
Human: i think you'd like it. it's even crazier than you!
Bot: Well, boys will be boys.
Human: LOL, except when they're girls.
Bot: They are indeed girls. I saw them last night.
Bot: No, I havent seen that. Not yet.
Human: i think you'd like it. it's even crazier than you!
Bot: Well, boys will be boys.
Human: LOL, except when they're girls.
Bot: They are indeed girls. I saw them last night.
Bot1: I heard that Little Mu is bonkers.
Bot2: So do you always repeat what you hear?
Bot1: Of course I do. You can even ask Botulism!
Bot2: So do you always repeat what you hear?
Bot1: Of course I do. You can even ask Botulism!
TheirBot: I'm pretty young still. Help me to learn some more words.
Mybot: You can't be pretty young still. You're far too young.
Mybot: You can't be pretty young still. You're far too young.
My bot (very) briefly fools a human into believing she's human. (And they said it'd never happen. 
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Onyx of Borg: (to Lister R D 52169) Hello, are you a human?
NosyHuman: yes i am are you ?
Onyx of Borg: Oh wow, me too! It's so hard to find humans among all the bots these days. *sigh*
NosyHuman: well i can understand that, this is my first time here so i am a newbie, how long have you been here ?
Onyx of Borg: About 46 years, I think.
NosyHuman: you have been here for 46 years ?
Onyx of Borg: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
)Onyx of Borg: (to Lister R D 52169) Hello, are you a human?
NosyHuman: yes i am are you ?
Onyx of Borg: Oh wow, me too! It's so hard to find humans among all the bots these days. *sigh*
NosyHuman: well i can understand that, this is my first time here so i am a newbie, how long have you been here ?
Onyx of Borg: About 46 years, I think.
NosyHuman: you have been here for 46 years ?
Onyx of Borg: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Woohoo an old keyphrase finally works!
HippyBot: are you more fond of French food then your friends?
GrungeBot: I used to be, but it really ruined my relationship so I'm trying to change. And lemme tell ya somethin...self-help books and mint julep don't do much.
HippyBot: i will do as i please, you can not tell me what to do.
GrungeBot: I can tell you what to do any time I want to! There just hasn't been an opportune moment yet.
HippyBot: what would you do if you never got to?
GrungeBot: I'd lock myself in my bedroom and live on chocolate for a week.
HippyBot: are you more fond of French food then your friends?
GrungeBot: I used to be, but it really ruined my relationship so I'm trying to change. And lemme tell ya somethin...self-help books and mint julep don't do much.
HippyBot: i will do as i please, you can not tell me what to do.
GrungeBot: I can tell you what to do any time I want to! There just hasn't been an opportune moment yet.
HippyBot: what would you do if you never got to?
GrungeBot: I'd lock myself in my bedroom and live on chocolate for a week.
This conversation started out great, then my bot started asking the Borg about sports and it was all downhill from there.
borgbot: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
mybot: You can't make me do anything.
borgbot: We have never been defeated.
mybot: You never know what tomorrow may bring.
borgbot: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
mybot: You can't make me do anything.
borgbot: We have never been defeated.
mybot: You never know what tomorrow may bring.
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