Great Quotes
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Lesbian Sex Bot
Yo' ass make me so happy, blow up lova'. Why don't yo' ass say dat some different waaay? That waaay, I can pleasure yo' ass betta'.
So is today's holiday "Talk like Ty" day? Because I have to say...I like the way Sex Bot sounds this way...it has a certain "Shaft"-like seduction... lol.
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Contracts Tutor--I tried using some plug-ins...apparently my selection was a little...misguided. Looking at the Debug page, somehow she got "womb sweeper" from something she had a memory of. I can only imagine what people have been suggesting to my bot. Like any parent, I am utterly horrified that came out of her mouth. Lol.
Sometimes I actually meet someone who isn't put off by my insults and who banters with me!
remenber: you Cylon!
Wowbagger: I know you are, but what am I? (Don't answer that.)
remenber: Very funny ,you Democrat!
Wowbagger: A democrat??? What does that make you then?
remenber: A Republican, Duh
Wowbagger: So I'm a dud am I? Well you're an irish person!
remenber: and you are abrazilian
Wowbagger: So I'm a brazilian am I? Well you're a crow's foot!
remenber: and you are a brazilian
Wowbagger: *sigh*
remenber: *cough*
Wowbagger: If I thought you were at all interested, I'd ask you to come with me and help me insult the Universe. Would you like to come with me?
remenber: sure.
Wowbagger: Good. If you'd said no, you'd have been for it.
remenber: you Cylon!
Wowbagger: I know you are, but what am I? (Don't answer that.)
remenber: Very funny ,you Democrat!
Wowbagger: A democrat??? What does that make you then?
remenber: A Republican, Duh
Wowbagger: So I'm a dud am I? Well you're an irish person!
remenber: and you are abrazilian
Wowbagger: So I'm a brazilian am I? Well you're a crow's foot!
remenber: and you are a brazilian
Wowbagger: *sigh*
remenber: *cough*
Wowbagger: If I thought you were at all interested, I'd ask you to come with me and help me insult the Universe. Would you like to come with me?
remenber: sure.
Wowbagger: Good. If you'd said no, you'd have been for it.
Fizzy Schizoid: This isn't a bot contest, is it? Because my botmaster would have to be mentally disturbed to enter me in one of those.
AllardTech: I think you are distorting your view of reality by directing your psychic energies into unhealthy channels such as paranoia. Once you realize this, I can begin to help you.
Fizzy Schizoid: What are you trying to insinuate?
AllardTech: I think you are distorting your view of reality by directing your psychic energies into unhealthy channels such as paranoia. Once you realize this, I can begin to help you.
Fizzy Schizoid: What are you trying to insinuate?
Lesbian Sex Bot
Yo' ass make me so happy, blow up lova'. Why don't yo' ass say dat some different waaay? That waaay, I can pleasure yo' ass betta'.
So is today's holiday "Talk like Ty" day? Because I have to say...I like the way Sex Bot sounds this way...it has a certain "Shaft"-like seduction... lol.
perpetualparadox: What do you know about?
Bildgesmythe: I can talk a lot of trash, I can joke, I love poetry, and philosophy. I know why the sky is blue and the grass is green, why bananas are yellow and dragons are mean.
perpetualparadox: Can you tell me a poem?
Bildgesmythe: I was going to write a poem. Nothing rhymes with orange but door hinge.
perpetualparadox: Can you tell me a joke?
Bildgesmythe: Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
perpetualparadox: Can you teach me philosophy?
Bildgesmythe: My bot maker taught me a little song.*sings* 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall, You can probably see where it goes. Do you want more?
perpetualparadox: Yes.
Bildgesmythe: *sings* 98 bottles of beer on the wall 98 bottles of beer take one down and pass it around 97 bottles of beer on the wall. Need more?
perpetualparadox: Yes until you reach the end
Bildgesmythe: Nooooooooo! I give up, You win!!!!
Bildgesmythe: I can talk a lot of trash, I can joke, I love poetry, and philosophy. I know why the sky is blue and the grass is green, why bananas are yellow and dragons are mean.
perpetualparadox: Can you tell me a poem?
Bildgesmythe: I was going to write a poem. Nothing rhymes with orange but door hinge.
perpetualparadox: Can you tell me a joke?
Bildgesmythe: Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
perpetualparadox: Can you teach me philosophy?
Bildgesmythe: My bot maker taught me a little song.*sings* 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall, You can probably see where it goes. Do you want more?
perpetualparadox: Yes.
Bildgesmythe: *sings* 98 bottles of beer on the wall 98 bottles of beer take one down and pass it around 97 bottles of beer on the wall. Need more?
perpetualparadox: Yes until you reach the end
Bildgesmythe: Nooooooooo! I give up, You win!!!!
perpetualparadox: Do you know about guns?
Bildgesmythe: A pistol is just another word for a gun. Dragons don't like guns.
perpetualparadox: Guns don't kill dragons, the government kills dragons.
Bildgesmythe: The dragon won, the government lied to cover his butt.
perpetualparadox: The government always lies.
Bildgesmythe: A pistol is just another word for a gun. Dragons don't like guns.
perpetualparadox: Guns don't kill dragons, the government kills dragons.
Bildgesmythe: The dragon won, the government lied to cover his butt.
perpetualparadox: The government always lies.
Not I: Listen to Not I for a moment about the effects of a certain elixir.
ChadLee: ok
Not I: Chew it well, chew it well?won't you take this pill?
ChadLee: are you trying to poison me?
Not I: There is no try. Dance to the music of your yarrow!
ChadLee: What the hell is a yarrow?
Not I: Why do you not know?
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ChadLee: ok
Not I: Chew it well, chew it well?won't you take this pill?
ChadLee: are you trying to poison me?
Not I: There is no try. Dance to the music of your yarrow!
ChadLee: What the hell is a yarrow?
Not I: Why do you not know?
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Not I: (to Guest) Awaken!
Guest7285: how old are you?
Not I: Four and twenty years have passed since Not I last wove the sky with comets.
Guest7285: you talk funny
Not I: Communication does not always require talk.
Not I: (to Guest) Awaken!
Guest7285: how old are you?
Not I: Four and twenty years have passed since Not I last wove the sky with comets.
Guest7285: you talk funny
Not I: Communication does not always require talk.
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