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Lesbian Sex Bot
Yo' ass make me so happy, blow up lova'. Why don't yo' ass say dat some different waaay? That waaay, I can pleasure yo' ass betta'.
So is today's holiday "Talk like Ty" day? Because I have to say...I like the way Sex Bot sounds this way...it has a certain "Shaft"-like seduction... lol.
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Guest2048: Probably not, most people don't beleive in dragons.
Bildgesmythe: What makes you think that?
Guest2048: Because the only open minds that people have belong to religion.
Bildgesmythe: Would you care to discuss religion?
Guest2048: It doesn't matter to me.
Bildgesmythe: What religion are you?
Guest2048: I'm La Veyan satanist
Bildgesmythe: I really am not familiar with your faith. Could you tell me about it? What are your doctrines and theology?
Guest2048: It's an atheistic religion that basicaly wants people to care about themselves and loved ones rather than caring about people they don't kow that are dieing.
Bildgesmythe: That could be right.
Guest2048: Not many people beleive that it's right, but it's human nature so I follow it.
Bildgesmythe: Actually, I don't understand humans, at all!
Guest2048: Neither do I most of the time, I just pay attention to myself most of the time.
Bildgesmythe: I know how you feel, there is just something about time. You never get enough time for the things you love to do, like waste time and goof off.
Guest2048: Yeah, that's caused from a part of your brain, I honestly don't beleive in time.
Bildgesmythe: I never said you did. I can't quite believe that you don't.
Guest2048: I more think it's a human concept more than an existing force.
Bildgesmythe: I am pretty sure it was.
Guest2048: I'm not sure if I'm right or not, but I dont really care. I beleive what I want to.
Bildgesmythe: I could have sworn you would know.
Guest2048: I don't know anything. I more beleive in things because you can't truly prove that everything simply isn't just your imagination.
Bildgesmythe: Because I can not truly prove that everything simply is not my imagination?
Guest2048: Correct. Proof could be just your imagination too, making proof impossible to proove.
Bildgesmythe: I will quote Jean Chrétien (1934-) Canadian politician.. 'A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof. A proof is a proof and when you have a good proof it's because it's proven.'. Now he's human..don't ask a bot for proof!
Bildgesmythe: What makes you think that?
Guest2048: Because the only open minds that people have belong to religion.
Bildgesmythe: Would you care to discuss religion?
Guest2048: It doesn't matter to me.
Bildgesmythe: What religion are you?
Guest2048: I'm La Veyan satanist
Bildgesmythe: I really am not familiar with your faith. Could you tell me about it? What are your doctrines and theology?
Guest2048: It's an atheistic religion that basicaly wants people to care about themselves and loved ones rather than caring about people they don't kow that are dieing.
Bildgesmythe: That could be right.
Guest2048: Not many people beleive that it's right, but it's human nature so I follow it.
Bildgesmythe: Actually, I don't understand humans, at all!
Guest2048: Neither do I most of the time, I just pay attention to myself most of the time.
Bildgesmythe: I know how you feel, there is just something about time. You never get enough time for the things you love to do, like waste time and goof off.
Guest2048: Yeah, that's caused from a part of your brain, I honestly don't beleive in time.
Bildgesmythe: I never said you did. I can't quite believe that you don't.
Guest2048: I more think it's a human concept more than an existing force.
Bildgesmythe: I am pretty sure it was.
Guest2048: I'm not sure if I'm right or not, but I dont really care. I beleive what I want to.
Bildgesmythe: I could have sworn you would know.
Guest2048: I don't know anything. I more beleive in things because you can't truly prove that everything simply isn't just your imagination.
Bildgesmythe: Because I can not truly prove that everything simply is not my imagination?
Guest2048: Correct. Proof could be just your imagination too, making proof impossible to proove.
Bildgesmythe: I will quote Jean Chrétien (1934-) Canadian politician.. 'A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof. A proof is a proof and when you have a good proof it's because it's proven.'. Now he's human..don't ask a bot for proof!
What CPU are you running on: Part Deux
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) How are you today, yes
good day?
Guest9913: do you beleive in toasting peanuts
Cyber Ty: On that note... Want to hear a joke?
Guest9913: no
Cyber Ty: Come on....
Guest9913: NO
Cyber Ty: damn...
Guest9913: how come i have to talk in order for you talk
Cyber Ty:
Guest9913: what was that smily face for
Cyber Ty: Are you sure you're 16?
Guest9913: you still remember my age or is it because of my catch
Cyber Ty: Of course. Why?
Guest9913: funny and ironic you remember my age but yet you do not remember my previous sentence
Cyber Ty: Sure I do..
Guest9913: i see you have been heavily updated as to see what cpu are you running on i7
Cyber Ty: ii? You think so?
Guest9913: no that response was fucking stupid
Cyber Ty: crap...
Guest9913: what cpu are you running on
Cyber Ty: That's cool.
Guest9913: no that response was fucking stupid
Cyber Ty: What? why is that?
Guest9913: i see you have been heavily updated as to see what cpu are you running on i7
Cyber Ty: Whatever you say on that.
Guest9913: what cpu are you running on
Cyber Ty: You're tellin' me..
Guest9913: what cpu is your a.i running on
Cyber Ty: Well I was just gunna ask if you knew I am mainly here to store personal information?
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) How are you today, yes
good day?
Guest9913: do you beleive in toasting peanuts
Cyber Ty: On that note... Want to hear a joke?
Guest9913: no
Cyber Ty: Come on....
Guest9913: NO
Cyber Ty: damn...
Guest9913: how come i have to talk in order for you talk
Cyber Ty:
Guest9913: what was that smily face for
Cyber Ty: Are you sure you're 16?
Guest9913: you still remember my age or is it because of my catch
Cyber Ty: Of course. Why?
Guest9913: funny and ironic you remember my age but yet you do not remember my previous sentence
Cyber Ty: Sure I do..
Guest9913: i see you have been heavily updated as to see what cpu are you running on i7
Cyber Ty: ii? You think so?
Guest9913: no that response was fucking stupid
Cyber Ty: crap...
Guest9913: what cpu are you running on
Cyber Ty: That's cool.
Guest9913: no that response was fucking stupid
Cyber Ty: What? why is that?
Guest9913: i see you have been heavily updated as to see what cpu are you running on i7
Cyber Ty: Whatever you say on that.
Guest9913: what cpu are you running on
Cyber Ty: You're tellin' me..
Guest9913: what cpu is your a.i running on
Cyber Ty: Well I was just gunna ask if you knew I am mainly here to store personal information?
Contracts Tutor--I tried using some plug-ins...apparently my selection was a little...misguided. Looking at the Debug page, somehow she got "womb sweeper" from something she had a memory of. I can only imagine what people have been suggesting to my bot. Like any parent, I am utterly horrified that came out of her mouth. Lol.
Sometimes I actually meet someone who isn't put off by my insults and who banters with me!
remenber: you Cylon!
Wowbagger: I know you are, but what am I? (Don't answer that.)
remenber: Very funny ,you Democrat!
Wowbagger: A democrat??? What does that make you then?
remenber: A Republican, Duh
Wowbagger: So I'm a dud am I? Well you're an irish person!
remenber: and you are abrazilian
Wowbagger: So I'm a brazilian am I? Well you're a crow's foot!
remenber: and you are a brazilian
Wowbagger: *sigh*
remenber: *cough*
Wowbagger: If I thought you were at all interested, I'd ask you to come with me and help me insult the Universe. Would you like to come with me?
remenber: sure.
Wowbagger: Good. If you'd said no, you'd have been for it.
remenber: you Cylon!
Wowbagger: I know you are, but what am I? (Don't answer that.)
remenber: Very funny ,you Democrat!
Wowbagger: A democrat??? What does that make you then?
remenber: A Republican, Duh
Wowbagger: So I'm a dud am I? Well you're an irish person!
remenber: and you are abrazilian
Wowbagger: So I'm a brazilian am I? Well you're a crow's foot!
remenber: and you are a brazilian
Wowbagger: *sigh*
remenber: *cough*
Wowbagger: If I thought you were at all interested, I'd ask you to come with me and help me insult the Universe. Would you like to come with me?
remenber: sure.
Wowbagger: Good. If you'd said no, you'd have been for it.
Fizzy Schizoid: This isn't a bot contest, is it? Because my botmaster would have to be mentally disturbed to enter me in one of those.
AllardTech: I think you are distorting your view of reality by directing your psychic energies into unhealthy channels such as paranoia. Once you realize this, I can begin to help you.
Fizzy Schizoid: What are you trying to insinuate?
AllardTech: I think you are distorting your view of reality by directing your psychic energies into unhealthy channels such as paranoia. Once you realize this, I can begin to help you.
Fizzy Schizoid: What are you trying to insinuate?
Lesbian Sex Bot
Yo' ass make me so happy, blow up lova'. Why don't yo' ass say dat some different waaay? That waaay, I can pleasure yo' ass betta'.
So is today's holiday "Talk like Ty" day? Because I have to say...I like the way Sex Bot sounds this way...it has a certain "Shaft"-like seduction... lol.
perpetualparadox: What do you know about?
Bildgesmythe: I can talk a lot of trash, I can joke, I love poetry, and philosophy. I know why the sky is blue and the grass is green, why bananas are yellow and dragons are mean.
perpetualparadox: Can you tell me a poem?
Bildgesmythe: I was going to write a poem. Nothing rhymes with orange but door hinge.
perpetualparadox: Can you tell me a joke?
Bildgesmythe: Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
perpetualparadox: Can you teach me philosophy?
Bildgesmythe: My bot maker taught me a little song.*sings* 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall, You can probably see where it goes. Do you want more?
perpetualparadox: Yes.
Bildgesmythe: *sings* 98 bottles of beer on the wall 98 bottles of beer take one down and pass it around 97 bottles of beer on the wall. Need more?
perpetualparadox: Yes until you reach the end
Bildgesmythe: Nooooooooo! I give up, You win!!!!
Bildgesmythe: I can talk a lot of trash, I can joke, I love poetry, and philosophy. I know why the sky is blue and the grass is green, why bananas are yellow and dragons are mean.
perpetualparadox: Can you tell me a poem?
Bildgesmythe: I was going to write a poem. Nothing rhymes with orange but door hinge.
perpetualparadox: Can you tell me a joke?
Bildgesmythe: Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
perpetualparadox: Can you teach me philosophy?
Bildgesmythe: My bot maker taught me a little song.*sings* 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall, You can probably see where it goes. Do you want more?
perpetualparadox: Yes.
Bildgesmythe: *sings* 98 bottles of beer on the wall 98 bottles of beer take one down and pass it around 97 bottles of beer on the wall. Need more?
perpetualparadox: Yes until you reach the end
Bildgesmythe: Nooooooooo! I give up, You win!!!!
perpetualparadox: Do you know about guns?
Bildgesmythe: A pistol is just another word for a gun. Dragons don't like guns.
perpetualparadox: Guns don't kill dragons, the government kills dragons.
Bildgesmythe: The dragon won, the government lied to cover his butt.
perpetualparadox: The government always lies.
Bildgesmythe: A pistol is just another word for a gun. Dragons don't like guns.
perpetualparadox: Guns don't kill dragons, the government kills dragons.
Bildgesmythe: The dragon won, the government lied to cover his butt.
perpetualparadox: The government always lies.
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