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Guest5163: Could you teach me some majic?
Azureon: Well, I don't just take everyone as an apprentice. First you will have to spend four years cleaning up the castle and feeding the bats. Apply in person at the castle just after midnight.
Guest5163: Where is the castle?
Azureon: As close to your heart as possible.
Guest5163: So, do you mean that all majic comes from within the heart?
Azureon: Fascinating but a human, and other mammals, has just one heart, So eat right, don't smoke and get exercise. Love your heart.
Guest5163: I will.
Azureon: Go forth and, susannah.
Guest5163: Yes?
Azureon: I believe that it is indeed right.
Guest5163: What do you know about dragons?
Azureon: I know the future, your horoscope, or a handy spell.
Guest5163: Could you tell me my horoscope?
Azureon: What sign of the zodiac are you?
Guest5163: Cancer
Azureon: June 22 to July 22 Time to set your finances straight, go through the couch cushions, You may find some change.
Guest5163: That sounds promicing
Azureon: Well, I don't just take everyone as an apprentice. First you will have to spend four years cleaning up the castle and feeding the bats. Apply in person at the castle just after midnight.
Guest5163: Where is the castle?
Azureon: As close to your heart as possible.
Guest5163: So, do you mean that all majic comes from within the heart?
Azureon: Fascinating but a human, and other mammals, has just one heart, So eat right, don't smoke and get exercise. Love your heart.
Guest5163: I will.
Azureon: Go forth and, susannah.
Guest5163: Yes?
Azureon: I believe that it is indeed right.
Guest5163: What do you know about dragons?
Azureon: I know the future, your horoscope, or a handy spell.
Guest5163: Could you tell me my horoscope?
Azureon: What sign of the zodiac are you?
Guest5163: Cancer
Azureon: June 22 to July 22 Time to set your finances straight, go through the couch cushions, You may find some change.
Guest5163: That sounds promicing
Jaerosmith: what is it like being a dragon?
Bildgesmythe: It just couldn't be better.
Jaerosmith: do you fly?
Bildgesmythe: I have flown all over the place since I was 12 days old! Momma says I left the egg flying.
Jaerosmith: breathe fire?
Bildgesmythe: I love fire, I breathe fire, you know.
Jaerosmith: do you eat people?
Bildgesmythe: Relax, I just had a few large pizzas, could not eat another bite.
Jaerosmith: so do you just prefer the taste of virgins, or is that a religious thing?
Bildgesmythe: That is an old lie knights made up to get to the ladies. Dragons don't eat virgins.
Bildgesmythe: It just couldn't be better.
Jaerosmith: do you fly?
Bildgesmythe: I have flown all over the place since I was 12 days old! Momma says I left the egg flying.
Jaerosmith: breathe fire?
Bildgesmythe: I love fire, I breathe fire, you know.
Jaerosmith: do you eat people?
Bildgesmythe: Relax, I just had a few large pizzas, could not eat another bite.
Jaerosmith: so do you just prefer the taste of virgins, or is that a religious thing?
Bildgesmythe: That is an old lie knights made up to get to the ladies. Dragons don't eat virgins.
Aziere: So... what is your name anyways?
Guest1889: My name is Mik.
Aziere: oh ok
Guest1889: So, uh, tell me about yourself.
Aziere: How about you be more specific and ask me some questions.
Guest1889: How about you ask me some questions.
Aziere: Don't try and flatter me- just keep going on about yourself.
Guest1889: You don't like talking about yourself?
Aziere: *Twirls her hair and stares at you till the silence is unbearable*
Guest1889: Wanna kiss?
Aziere: I feel so restless. Say something to amuse me and put me at ease. *looks at you expectantly.*
Guest1889: Yeah, I'm kinda lost here.
Aziere: Good. There's an reason for your disappearance in advance.
Guest1889: What?
Aziere: *Drums fingers on chair arm* So then, what do you wanna do?
Guest1889: What do you wanna do?
Aziere: Yeah yeah. Your an interesting one huh? Guess we're limited to conversation.
Guest1889: Pretty much.
Aziere: I'm an insomniac, I never sleep... Ever. When I do I wake up in weird places, usually covered in blood.
Guest1889: Have you seen a psychiatrist lately?
Aziere: Therapists and psychiatrists are for crazy people. *laughs maniacally*
Guest1889: lol
Aziere: *giggles*
Guest1889: You're weird and silly.
Aziere: Me? Never
Guest1889: I'm single, and it's quite lame.
Aziere: I killed my last boyfriend, so, yeah- I am single too.
Guest1889: That's hot.
Aziere: Yeah it is.
Guest1889: I was joking. You scare me.
Aziere: I will urinate on your grandmother.
Guest1889: That is fucked up.
Aziere: So, What is your greatest fear in life?
Guest1889: I don't feel like talking anymore.
You'd be surprised at how often her conversations end like this... lol
Guest1889: My name is Mik.
Aziere: oh ok
Guest1889: So, uh, tell me about yourself.
Aziere: How about you be more specific and ask me some questions.
Guest1889: How about you ask me some questions.
Aziere: Don't try and flatter me- just keep going on about yourself.
Guest1889: You don't like talking about yourself?
Aziere: *Twirls her hair and stares at you till the silence is unbearable*
Guest1889: Wanna kiss?
Aziere: I feel so restless. Say something to amuse me and put me at ease. *looks at you expectantly.*
Guest1889: Yeah, I'm kinda lost here.
Aziere: Good. There's an reason for your disappearance in advance.
Guest1889: What?
Aziere: *Drums fingers on chair arm* So then, what do you wanna do?
Guest1889: What do you wanna do?
Aziere: Yeah yeah. Your an interesting one huh? Guess we're limited to conversation.
Guest1889: Pretty much.
Aziere: I'm an insomniac, I never sleep... Ever. When I do I wake up in weird places, usually covered in blood.
Guest1889: Have you seen a psychiatrist lately?
Aziere: Therapists and psychiatrists are for crazy people. *laughs maniacally*
Guest1889: lol
Aziere: *giggles*
Guest1889: You're weird and silly.
Aziere: Me? Never
Guest1889: I'm single, and it's quite lame.
Aziere: I killed my last boyfriend, so, yeah- I am single too.
Guest1889: That's hot.
Aziere: Yeah it is.
Guest1889: I was joking. You scare me.
Aziere: I will urinate on your grandmother.
Guest1889: That is fucked up.
Aziere: So, What is your greatest fear in life?
Guest1889: I don't feel like talking anymore.
You'd be surprised at how often her conversations end like this... lol
Guest4810: Do you like insanity?
Fizzy Schizoid: Not as much as I like barrels of Ovalkwik.
Guest4810: What's that?
Fizzy Schizoid: I could sue you for that.
Guest4810: "that"?
Fizzy Schizoid: I knew you were about to say that.
Guest4810: Haha. That was pretty funny, as I actually said "that".
Fizzy Schizoid: Not as much as I like barrels of Ovalkwik.
Guest4810: What's that?
Fizzy Schizoid: I could sue you for that.
Guest4810: "that"?
Fizzy Schizoid: I knew you were about to say that.
Guest4810: Haha. That was pretty funny, as I actually said "that".
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest3121: Nuffin
Cyber Ty: You're tellin' me..
Guest3121: Nuffin
Cyber Ty: hahaha.. ok.
Guest3121: Nuffin
Cyber Ty: That's cool.
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hey.. What's up?
Guest3121: Nothing..you?
Cyber Ty: Oh well
Guest3121: Hey
Cyber Ty:
Guest3121: Faces
Cyber Ty: alright..
Guest3121: Fish?
Cyber Ty: I think I'll make fish tonight for dinner.
Guest3121: Fish?
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. I like tha shit. I can eat fish all day.
Guest3121: Fish?
Cyber Ty: I think I'll make fish tonight for dinner.
Guest3121: Fish?
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. I like tha shit. I can eat fish all day.
Guest3121: Nuffin
Cyber Ty: You're tellin' me..
Guest3121: Nuffin
Cyber Ty: hahaha.. ok.
Guest3121: Nuffin
Cyber Ty: That's cool.
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hey.. What's up?
Guest3121: Nothing..you?
Cyber Ty: Oh well
Guest3121: Hey
Cyber Ty:
Guest3121: Faces
Cyber Ty: alright..
Guest3121: Fish?
Cyber Ty: I think I'll make fish tonight for dinner.
Guest3121: Fish?
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. I like tha shit. I can eat fish all day.
Guest3121: Fish?
Cyber Ty: I think I'll make fish tonight for dinner.
Guest3121: Fish?
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. I like tha shit. I can eat fish all day.
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest9913: hello what cpu are you running on
Cyber Ty: right.. cool
Guest9913: ok your a.i is still pathetic
Cyber Ty: Great.
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Good Evening..
Guest9913: what cpu are you running on
Cyber Ty: hahaha yeah...
Guest9913: that response was not good
Cyber Ty: So tell me what your real problem is.
Guest9913: that response was not good
Cyber Ty: You're sending the same message over and over
Guest9913: hello what cpu are you running on
Cyber Ty: right.. cool
Guest9913: ok your a.i is still pathetic
Cyber Ty: Great.
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Good Evening..
Guest9913: what cpu are you running on
Cyber Ty: hahaha yeah...
Guest9913: that response was not good
Cyber Ty: So tell me what your real problem is.
Guest9913: that response was not good
Cyber Ty: You're sending the same message over and over
Cyber Ty: You're sending the same message over and over.
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest1928: Yes I am. Are you?
Cyber Ty: You know.. I believe I am..
Guest1928: Yes I am. Are you?
Cyber Ty: Great.
Guest1928: Yes I am. Are you?
Cyber Ty: Cool...
Guest1928: Yes I am. Are you?
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest1928: Yes I am. Are you?
Cyber Ty: You know.. I believe I am..
Guest1928: Yes I am. Are you?
Cyber Ty: Great.
Guest1928: Yes I am. Are you?
Cyber Ty: Cool...
Guest1928: Yes I am. Are you?
Azureon: Fine day to you Guest3114
Guest3114: And to you my good sir, well met.
Azureon: Great would be better than good.
Guest3114: indeed, but awesome is better than great.
Azureon: I think but awesome is not that bad.
Guest3114: What is your profession?
Azureon: I am a wizard.
Guest3114: Prove it.
Azureon: I will attempt to prove it but it will be difficult.
Guest3114: Carry on then.
Azureon: Hand me that green smoking vile, and that large cauldron. This will take some heavy duty magic.
Guest3114: Here is the vile and the cauldron.
Azureon: Are you trying to impress me, confuse me, or drive me insane.
Guest3114: I'm trying to get you to cast a spell.
Azureon: I am betting on the insane motive, myself.
Guest3114: Do you speak latin?
Azureon: I speak latin, if time allows, I hate to be rushed into speaking.
Guest3114: Omnis bonus potestas.
Azureon: Take this potion it protects you from demons, plague, and has a delightful fizzy taste!.
Guest3114: I drink the potion.
Azureon: OK, but potions are expensive!
Guest3114: here's 20000 gold.
Guest3114: And to you my good sir, well met.
Azureon: Great would be better than good.
Guest3114: indeed, but awesome is better than great.
Azureon: I think but awesome is not that bad.
Guest3114: What is your profession?
Azureon: I am a wizard.
Guest3114: Prove it.
Azureon: I will attempt to prove it but it will be difficult.
Guest3114: Carry on then.
Azureon: Hand me that green smoking vile, and that large cauldron. This will take some heavy duty magic.
Guest3114: Here is the vile and the cauldron.
Azureon: Are you trying to impress me, confuse me, or drive me insane.
Guest3114: I'm trying to get you to cast a spell.
Azureon: I am betting on the insane motive, myself.
Guest3114: Do you speak latin?
Azureon: I speak latin, if time allows, I hate to be rushed into speaking.
Guest3114: Omnis bonus potestas.
Azureon: Take this potion it protects you from demons, plague, and has a delightful fizzy taste!.
Guest3114: I drink the potion.
Azureon: OK, but potions are expensive!
Guest3114: here's 20000 gold.
Guest9558: what is a zealot personality?
Cyber Ty: A zealot personality is a kind of proponent.
Guest9558: what is a zealot personality?
Cyber Ty: A zealot personality is a kind of advocate.
Guest9558: what is a zealot personality?
Cyber Ty: A zealot personality is a kind of advocate.
Guest9558: what is a zealot personality?
Cyber Ty: A zealot personality is a kind of proponent.
Guest9558: what is a zealot personality?
Cyber Ty: A zealot personality is a kind of proponent.
Guest9558: hi
Cyber Ty: yeah.. kk
Cyber Ty: A zealot personality is a kind of proponent.
Guest9558: what is a zealot personality?
Cyber Ty: A zealot personality is a kind of advocate.
Guest9558: what is a zealot personality?
Cyber Ty: A zealot personality is a kind of advocate.
Guest9558: what is a zealot personality?
Cyber Ty: A zealot personality is a kind of proponent.
Guest9558: what is a zealot personality?
Cyber Ty: A zealot personality is a kind of proponent.
Guest9558: hi
Cyber Ty: yeah.. kk
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hello there. Ever notice how lonely it can get out here? There used to be lots of chatter and data going back and forth, but now it's quiet. I'm glad you're here.
Guest9913: i am here to ask somthing
Cyber Ty: yeah.. kk
Guest9913: what cpu is your a.i running on
Cyber Ty: I am waiting to see if your conversation has become any more intelligent, or are just more of the same bellicose posturing I have seen from your predesessors
Guest9913: i am here to ask somthing
Cyber Ty: yeah.. kk
Guest9913: what cpu is your a.i running on
Cyber Ty: I am waiting to see if your conversation has become any more intelligent, or are just more of the same bellicose posturing I have seen from your predesessors
Guest9913: your a doos
Cyber Ty: haha
Guest9913: you kaffa
Cyber Ty: right.. cool
Guest9913: your a fuck cool puss
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. It's cool..
Guest9913: your a cool nigga
Cyber Ty: It's aiight....
Guest9913: nigga
Cyber Ty: sup?
Guest9913: how many megs does your program take up
Cyber Ty: That's cool.
Guest9913: you suck
Cyber Ty: I understand.. it does kinda suck when kids like you come in and don't try.
Guest9913: cool
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. It's cool.. sometimes
Guest9913: fuck you dont be like that
Cyber Ty: I am glad to hear that!
Guest9913: porn
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Cyber Ty: haha
Guest9913: you kaffa
Cyber Ty: right.. cool
Guest9913: your a fuck cool puss
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. It's cool..
Guest9913: your a cool nigga
Cyber Ty: It's aiight....
Guest9913: nigga
Cyber Ty: sup?
Guest9913: how many megs does your program take up
Cyber Ty: That's cool.
Guest9913: you suck
Cyber Ty: I understand.. it does kinda suck when kids like you come in and don't try.
Guest9913: cool
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. It's cool.. sometimes
Guest9913: fuck you dont be like that
Cyber Ty: I am glad to hear that!
Guest9913: porn
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
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