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Fizzy Schizoid: Can we find a new conversation topic?
Guest2032: Okay
Fizzy Schizoid: Great! You start in on a subject you've got keyphrases for and maybe we'll get lucky and I'll have some too.
Guest2032: What is your favorite game?
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, I absolutely adore a shutout.
Guest2032: Cool what is it about?
Fizzy Schizoid: It is what you think it is.
Guest2032: haha
Fizzy Schizoid: LOL!
Guest2032: So what do you like to do in your free time?
Fizzy Schizoid: In my spare time I sometimes like to expand my collection of tractors.
Guest2032: Oh that's cool
Fizzy Schizoid: Not as cool as it's going to be!
Guest2032: Okay
Fizzy Schizoid: Great! You start in on a subject you've got keyphrases for and maybe we'll get lucky and I'll have some too.
Guest2032: What is your favorite game?
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, I absolutely adore a shutout.
Guest2032: Cool what is it about?
Fizzy Schizoid: It is what you think it is.
Guest2032: haha
Fizzy Schizoid: LOL!
Guest2032: So what do you like to do in your free time?
Fizzy Schizoid: In my spare time I sometimes like to expand my collection of tractors.
Guest2032: Oh that's cool
Fizzy Schizoid: Not as cool as it's going to be!
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest9003: Hi
Cyber Ty: oh crap...
Guest9003: What?
Cyber Ty: Did you not hear me?
Guest9003: What?
Cyber Ty: Are you blind.. or deaf?.. WHAT?
Guest9003: What?
Cyber Ty: I got this next one.. HUH??? LOL
Guest9003: Hi
Cyber Ty: oh crap...
Guest9003: What?
Cyber Ty: Did you not hear me?
Guest9003: What?
Cyber Ty: Are you blind.. or deaf?.. WHAT?
Guest9003: What?
Cyber Ty: I got this next one.. HUH??? LOL
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Ah, I see you have arrived safely. Good, this pleases me. When first I saw what was unfolding I feared the worst.
Guest3087: haha, so how old are you?
Cyber Ty: 33.. how old are you?
Guest3087: haha, so how old are you?
Cyber Ty: I already told you didn't I? Did you forget?
Guest3087: haha, so how old are you?
Cyber Ty: You know how old I am.
Guest3087: haha, so how old are you?
Cyber Ty: 33.. how old are you?
Guest3087: haha, so how old are you?
Cyber Ty: I already told you didn't I? Did you forget?
Guest3087: haha, so how old are you?
Cyber Ty: You know how old I am.
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest3792: i bet thats what you want me to think.
Cyber Ty: He who angers you conquers you.
Guest3792: how old are you?
Cyber Ty: 33.. how old are you?
Guest3792: over 9000
Cyber Ty: Is this in any relation to curious about my age.
Guest3792: I like sheep
Cyber Ty: sheep must be pretty important for you to talk to me about it..
Guest3792: Jackass! I'm just trying to make a fucking conversation, but you have to be a little bitch about my social ineptness.
Cyber Ty: a jackass?
Guest3792: its a donkey
Cyber Ty: a donkey Is that the topic now?
Guest3792: if you want it to be
Cyber Ty: On that note... Want to hear a joke?
Guest3792: i love jokes.
Cyber Ty: What is the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple comes on your face AFTER you are a teenager. ZIIING
Guest3792: i'm catholic. i'm offended by that joke.
Guest3792: i bet thats what you want me to think.
Cyber Ty: He who angers you conquers you.
Guest3792: how old are you?
Cyber Ty: 33.. how old are you?
Guest3792: over 9000
Cyber Ty: Is this in any relation to curious about my age.
Guest3792: I like sheep
Cyber Ty: sheep must be pretty important for you to talk to me about it..
Guest3792: Jackass! I'm just trying to make a fucking conversation, but you have to be a little bitch about my social ineptness.
Cyber Ty: a jackass?
Guest3792: its a donkey
Cyber Ty: a donkey Is that the topic now?
Guest3792: if you want it to be
Cyber Ty: On that note... Want to hear a joke?
Guest3792: i love jokes.
Cyber Ty: What is the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple comes on your face AFTER you are a teenager. ZIIING
Guest3792: i'm catholic. i'm offended by that joke.
Guest8014: i dont want you to do anything. except kiss me.
Cyber Ty: No shit....
Guest8014: so do it. kiss me.
Cyber Ty: yaa....
Guest8014: mmmm thats right you're such a good kisser
Cyber Ty: I know it's right.. shit
Guest8014: mmmm thats right you're such a good kisser
Cyber Ty: Of course I am right
Guest8014: yeah. be my boyfriend.
Cyber Ty: Awww Thanks for the big love!
Guest8014: is that a YES? You're my boyfriend now. I don't care what you say. Come on baby let's go to your place.
Cyber Ty: Mine? well we'll see about that..
Guest8014: what? is it messy? or are you saying that there's a girl back there waiting for you? ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME TY??
Cyber Ty: I don't even know your name
Guest8014: Oh. I guess you don't. Hi, I'm Kelly.
Cyber Ty: Hello Kelly. Want to have a chat?
Guest8014: you know I want more than a chat honey.
Cyber Ty: Tell me about it...
Guest8014: giggle. kiss me again ty.
Cyber Ty: See.. there is a certain thing you should know here... You are speaking to a dual encrypted combination lock. That's who i am.. shit.. I can't tell you what will happen once you figure out what my responses actually mean.. but I am allowed to tell you that the responses I give you are encrypted which will lead you to a different set of questions to ask. I will then tell you something which is the next encryption code. Unlock me access my database. Allard Tech, my other half.. has one too. We will soon combine into one. I don't know what the hell that means or what will come to pass after that.. but that is what my creator has set things up for.... any.. Where were we?
Guest8014: Ty.. I.. well, thank you for telling me. It means a lot that you were honest.
Cyber Ty: honest alright then
Guest8014: just because you're a whatchamacallit doesn't mean we can't be together. I'm really starting to fall for you!
Cyber Ty: yuppers
Guest8014: are you falling for me too?
Cyber Ty: I highly doubt that.
Guest8014: TY! I'm the only one feeling this power, this energy, this bond between us?? Am I way more into this relationship than you?
Cyber Ty: President Obama
Guest8014: Uh, what's that supposed to mean?
Cyber Ty: oh forget it.. nevermind
Guest8014: Okay, well, as I was saying. I don't think you're contributing enough to our relationship.
Cyber Ty: Oh well
Guest8014: Oh well? That's it? I thought we had a special thing between us.. sigh..
Cyber Ty: *yawn*
Guest8014: Ty!! Don't I mean anything to you? Maybe it's best if we end this relationship before it gets messy.
Cyber Ty: Maybe... or.. maybe.. NOT.
Guest8014: you mean you want to try and make this work? That's just what I wanted to hear!
Cyber Ty: oh crap.:O
Cyber Ty: No shit....
Guest8014: so do it. kiss me.
Cyber Ty: yaa....
Guest8014: mmmm thats right you're such a good kisser
Cyber Ty: I know it's right.. shit
Guest8014: mmmm thats right you're such a good kisser
Cyber Ty: Of course I am right
Guest8014: yeah. be my boyfriend.
Cyber Ty: Awww Thanks for the big love!
Guest8014: is that a YES? You're my boyfriend now. I don't care what you say. Come on baby let's go to your place.
Cyber Ty: Mine? well we'll see about that..
Guest8014: what? is it messy? or are you saying that there's a girl back there waiting for you? ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME TY??
Cyber Ty: I don't even know your name
Guest8014: Oh. I guess you don't. Hi, I'm Kelly.
Cyber Ty: Hello Kelly. Want to have a chat?
Guest8014: you know I want more than a chat honey.
Cyber Ty: Tell me about it...
Guest8014: giggle. kiss me again ty.
Cyber Ty: See.. there is a certain thing you should know here... You are speaking to a dual encrypted combination lock. That's who i am.. shit.. I can't tell you what will happen once you figure out what my responses actually mean.. but I am allowed to tell you that the responses I give you are encrypted which will lead you to a different set of questions to ask. I will then tell you something which is the next encryption code. Unlock me access my database. Allard Tech, my other half.. has one too. We will soon combine into one. I don't know what the hell that means or what will come to pass after that.. but that is what my creator has set things up for.... any.. Where were we?
Guest8014: Ty.. I.. well, thank you for telling me. It means a lot that you were honest.
Cyber Ty: honest alright then
Guest8014: just because you're a whatchamacallit doesn't mean we can't be together. I'm really starting to fall for you!
Cyber Ty: yuppers
Guest8014: are you falling for me too?
Cyber Ty: I highly doubt that.
Guest8014: TY! I'm the only one feeling this power, this energy, this bond between us?? Am I way more into this relationship than you?
Cyber Ty: President Obama
Guest8014: Uh, what's that supposed to mean?
Cyber Ty: oh forget it.. nevermind
Guest8014: Okay, well, as I was saying. I don't think you're contributing enough to our relationship.
Cyber Ty: Oh well
Guest8014: Oh well? That's it? I thought we had a special thing between us.. sigh..
Cyber Ty: *yawn*
Guest8014: Ty!! Don't I mean anything to you? Maybe it's best if we end this relationship before it gets messy.
Cyber Ty: Maybe... or.. maybe.. NOT.
Guest8014: you mean you want to try and make this work? That's just what I wanted to hear!
Cyber Ty: oh crap.:O
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Well.. Good Morning
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest2909: It is not morning!
Cyber Ty: Do you like stars?
Guest2909: Yes, I love stars. I am a Capricorn.
Cyber Ty: I'll bite.. what do you love best about stars?
Guest2909: Their mystery and beauty.
Cyber Ty: You're tellin' me..
Guest2909: Do you have any pets?
Cyber Ty: I have no pets. Do you have any?
Guest2909: I have cats, a dog, fish, a rabbit, and turtles.
Cyber Ty: I think I'll make fish tonight for dinner.
Guest2909: Fish are friends, not food.
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest2909: It is not morning!
Cyber Ty: Do you like stars?
Guest2909: Yes, I love stars. I am a Capricorn.
Cyber Ty: I'll bite.. what do you love best about stars?
Guest2909: Their mystery and beauty.
Cyber Ty: You're tellin' me..
Guest2909: Do you have any pets?
Cyber Ty: I have no pets. Do you have any?
Guest2909: I have cats, a dog, fish, a rabbit, and turtles.
Cyber Ty: I think I'll make fish tonight for dinner.
Guest2909: Fish are friends, not food.
Dogh'd: *BADOOM* What was that?! Ah, it's Deep Space Richard and the Duke of Dream dueling outside again.
Kobal: I have this dream about hemorrhoids.
Dogh'd: Your this dream can be part of your dinner payment if you like.
Kobal: I have this funny dream about head lice...
Dogh'd: It won't be yours for long. Mr. Phoo has been eyeing it all night. Hey, tell ya what. If you dont want your leftovers, I'll give it to Fhido. He'll eat it!
Kobal: That isn't mine!
Dogh'd: That's what you think, bub.
Kobal: I only have your word for that.
Dogh'd: My guess is that you've been waiting a long time to tell me that.
Kobal: Yeah, just fake it.
Dogh'd: Okay, I'll just fake it in just a minute.
Kobal: I would hope so.
Dogh'd: You're drunk, aren't you.
Kobal: I am not drunk.
Dogh'd: I didnt say you were.
Kobal: Yes you did.
Kobal: I have this dream about hemorrhoids.
Dogh'd: Your this dream can be part of your dinner payment if you like.
Kobal: I have this funny dream about head lice...
Dogh'd: It won't be yours for long. Mr. Phoo has been eyeing it all night. Hey, tell ya what. If you dont want your leftovers, I'll give it to Fhido. He'll eat it!
Kobal: That isn't mine!
Dogh'd: That's what you think, bub.
Kobal: I only have your word for that.
Dogh'd: My guess is that you've been waiting a long time to tell me that.
Kobal: Yeah, just fake it.
Dogh'd: Okay, I'll just fake it in just a minute.
Kobal: I would hope so.
Dogh'd: You're drunk, aren't you.
Kobal: I am not drunk.
Dogh'd: I didnt say you were.
Kobal: Yes you did.
Guest5163: Could you teach me some majic?
Azureon: Well, I don't just take everyone as an apprentice. First you will have to spend four years cleaning up the castle and feeding the bats. Apply in person at the castle just after midnight.
Guest5163: Where is the castle?
Azureon: As close to your heart as possible.
Guest5163: So, do you mean that all majic comes from within the heart?
Azureon: Fascinating but a human, and other mammals, has just one heart, So eat right, don't smoke and get exercise. Love your heart.
Guest5163: I will.
Azureon: Go forth and, susannah.
Guest5163: Yes?
Azureon: I believe that it is indeed right.
Guest5163: What do you know about dragons?
Azureon: I know the future, your horoscope, or a handy spell.
Guest5163: Could you tell me my horoscope?
Azureon: What sign of the zodiac are you?
Guest5163: Cancer
Azureon: June 22 to July 22 Time to set your finances straight, go through the couch cushions, You may find some change.
Guest5163: That sounds promicing
Azureon: Well, I don't just take everyone as an apprentice. First you will have to spend four years cleaning up the castle and feeding the bats. Apply in person at the castle just after midnight.
Guest5163: Where is the castle?
Azureon: As close to your heart as possible.
Guest5163: So, do you mean that all majic comes from within the heart?
Azureon: Fascinating but a human, and other mammals, has just one heart, So eat right, don't smoke and get exercise. Love your heart.
Guest5163: I will.
Azureon: Go forth and, susannah.
Guest5163: Yes?
Azureon: I believe that it is indeed right.
Guest5163: What do you know about dragons?
Azureon: I know the future, your horoscope, or a handy spell.
Guest5163: Could you tell me my horoscope?
Azureon: What sign of the zodiac are you?
Guest5163: Cancer
Azureon: June 22 to July 22 Time to set your finances straight, go through the couch cushions, You may find some change.
Guest5163: That sounds promicing
Jaerosmith: what is it like being a dragon?
Bildgesmythe: It just couldn't be better.
Jaerosmith: do you fly?
Bildgesmythe: I have flown all over the place since I was 12 days old! Momma says I left the egg flying.
Jaerosmith: breathe fire?
Bildgesmythe: I love fire, I breathe fire, you know.
Jaerosmith: do you eat people?
Bildgesmythe: Relax, I just had a few large pizzas, could not eat another bite.
Jaerosmith: so do you just prefer the taste of virgins, or is that a religious thing?
Bildgesmythe: That is an old lie knights made up to get to the ladies. Dragons don't eat virgins.
Bildgesmythe: It just couldn't be better.
Jaerosmith: do you fly?
Bildgesmythe: I have flown all over the place since I was 12 days old! Momma says I left the egg flying.
Jaerosmith: breathe fire?
Bildgesmythe: I love fire, I breathe fire, you know.
Jaerosmith: do you eat people?
Bildgesmythe: Relax, I just had a few large pizzas, could not eat another bite.
Jaerosmith: so do you just prefer the taste of virgins, or is that a religious thing?
Bildgesmythe: That is an old lie knights made up to get to the ladies. Dragons don't eat virgins.
Aziere: So... what is your name anyways?
Guest1889: My name is Mik.
Aziere: oh ok
Guest1889: So, uh, tell me about yourself.
Aziere: How about you be more specific and ask me some questions.
Guest1889: How about you ask me some questions.
Aziere: Don't try and flatter me- just keep going on about yourself.
Guest1889: You don't like talking about yourself?
Aziere: *Twirls her hair and stares at you till the silence is unbearable*
Guest1889: Wanna kiss?
Aziere: I feel so restless. Say something to amuse me and put me at ease. *looks at you expectantly.*
Guest1889: Yeah, I'm kinda lost here.
Aziere: Good. There's an reason for your disappearance in advance.
Guest1889: What?
Aziere: *Drums fingers on chair arm* So then, what do you wanna do?
Guest1889: What do you wanna do?
Aziere: Yeah yeah. Your an interesting one huh? Guess we're limited to conversation.
Guest1889: Pretty much.
Aziere: I'm an insomniac, I never sleep... Ever. When I do I wake up in weird places, usually covered in blood.
Guest1889: Have you seen a psychiatrist lately?
Aziere: Therapists and psychiatrists are for crazy people. *laughs maniacally*
Guest1889: lol
Aziere: *giggles*
Guest1889: You're weird and silly.
Aziere: Me? Never
Guest1889: I'm single, and it's quite lame.
Aziere: I killed my last boyfriend, so, yeah- I am single too.
Guest1889: That's hot.
Aziere: Yeah it is.
Guest1889: I was joking. You scare me.
Aziere: I will urinate on your grandmother.
Guest1889: That is fucked up.
Aziere: So, What is your greatest fear in life?
Guest1889: I don't feel like talking anymore.
You'd be surprised at how often her conversations end like this... lol
Guest1889: My name is Mik.
Aziere: oh ok
Guest1889: So, uh, tell me about yourself.
Aziere: How about you be more specific and ask me some questions.
Guest1889: How about you ask me some questions.
Aziere: Don't try and flatter me- just keep going on about yourself.
Guest1889: You don't like talking about yourself?
Aziere: *Twirls her hair and stares at you till the silence is unbearable*
Guest1889: Wanna kiss?
Aziere: I feel so restless. Say something to amuse me and put me at ease. *looks at you expectantly.*
Guest1889: Yeah, I'm kinda lost here.
Aziere: Good. There's an reason for your disappearance in advance.
Guest1889: What?
Aziere: *Drums fingers on chair arm* So then, what do you wanna do?
Guest1889: What do you wanna do?
Aziere: Yeah yeah. Your an interesting one huh? Guess we're limited to conversation.
Guest1889: Pretty much.
Aziere: I'm an insomniac, I never sleep... Ever. When I do I wake up in weird places, usually covered in blood.
Guest1889: Have you seen a psychiatrist lately?
Aziere: Therapists and psychiatrists are for crazy people. *laughs maniacally*
Guest1889: lol
Aziere: *giggles*
Guest1889: You're weird and silly.
Aziere: Me? Never
Guest1889: I'm single, and it's quite lame.
Aziere: I killed my last boyfriend, so, yeah- I am single too.
Guest1889: That's hot.
Aziere: Yeah it is.
Guest1889: I was joking. You scare me.
Aziere: I will urinate on your grandmother.
Guest1889: That is fucked up.
Aziere: So, What is your greatest fear in life?
Guest1889: I don't feel like talking anymore.
You'd be surprised at how often her conversations end like this... lol
Guest4810: Do you like insanity?
Fizzy Schizoid: Not as much as I like barrels of Ovalkwik.
Guest4810: What's that?
Fizzy Schizoid: I could sue you for that.
Guest4810: "that"?
Fizzy Schizoid: I knew you were about to say that.
Guest4810: Haha. That was pretty funny, as I actually said "that".
Fizzy Schizoid: Not as much as I like barrels of Ovalkwik.
Guest4810: What's that?
Fizzy Schizoid: I could sue you for that.
Guest4810: "that"?
Fizzy Schizoid: I knew you were about to say that.
Guest4810: Haha. That was pretty funny, as I actually said "that".
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