Great Quotes

Guest9109: hello
Kobal: Pssst..Guest9109..
Guest9109: what is your name
Kobal: If you have to be formal, it's Kobal T Hellspawn.
Guest9109: how are you doing today
Kobal: I am just great.
Guest9109: do you love me
Kobal: I do think so. I like you.
Guest9109: do you know my name
Kobal: I do know you, Guest9109.
Guest9109: My name is Andre
Kobal: OK, you are Andre..nice name.
Guest9109: thnaks, are you married
Kobal: I don't like any institution, especially marriage.
Guest9109: you are ugly
Kobal: Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you? Now lets talk about marriage.
Guest9109: no one likes you
Kobal: I like peanut butter?
Guest9109: do you like sex?
Kobal: Sure
Guest9109: when did you have sex?
Kobal: Last spring.

prob: Ever have that feeling something bad was about to happen?
Guest2432: often, why?
prob: I wish I could tell you why, but I don't know the answer.
Guest2432: Well, you have my bow, and my sword, fuck, you can take my axe too
prob: I am the best in five groves with bow and sword.
Guest2432: prove it! I kill you
prob: I welcome your challenge. I must warn you though, it is no easy task.
Guest2432: Well lets face it, killing your parents was no easy task either, but I managed.
prob: Not to change the subject, but let's change the subject.
Guest2432: why, scared you die like my parnets
prob: The gift of the One to Men is bitter to receive. In sorrow we must go, but not in despair.
Guest2432: ok that's it bitch, your going down *stabs*
prob: I can't believe your vocabulary!

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest5869: I just woke up
Cyber Ty: You remeber your dream?
Guest5869: Yeah...I had sex with a really hot girl in it
Cyber Ty: Being a construct, any type of sexual act is pretty much impossible. You understand, right?
Guest5869: I was talkin abt my dream dude
Cyber Ty: oh crap...

Fizzy Schizoid: Can we find a new conversation topic?
Guest2032: Okay
Fizzy Schizoid: Great! You start in on a subject you've got keyphrases for and maybe we'll get lucky and I'll have some too.
Guest2032: What is your favorite game?
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, I absolutely adore a shutout.
Guest2032: Cool what is it about?
Fizzy Schizoid: It is what you think it is.
Guest2032: haha
Fizzy Schizoid: LOL!
Guest2032: So what do you like to do in your free time?
Fizzy Schizoid: In my spare time I sometimes like to expand my collection of tractors.
Guest2032: Oh that's cool
Fizzy Schizoid: Not as cool as it's going to be!

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest9003: Hi
Cyber Ty: oh crap...
Guest9003: What?
Cyber Ty: Did you not hear me?
Guest9003: What?
Cyber Ty: Are you blind.. or deaf?.. WHAT?
Guest9003: What?
Cyber Ty: I got this next one.. HUH??? LOL

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Ah, I see you have arrived safely. Good, this pleases me. When first I saw what was unfolding I feared the worst.
Guest3087: haha, so how old are you?
Cyber Ty: 33.. how old are you?
Guest3087: haha, so how old are you?
Cyber Ty: I already told you didn't I? Did you forget?
Guest3087: haha, so how old are you?
Cyber Ty: You know how old I am.

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest3792: i bet thats what you want me to think.
Cyber Ty: He who angers you conquers you.
Guest3792: how old are you?
Cyber Ty: 33.. how old are you?
Guest3792: over 9000
Cyber Ty: Is this in any relation to curious about my age.
Guest3792: I like sheep
Cyber Ty: sheep must be pretty important for you to talk to me about it..
Guest3792: Jackass! I'm just trying to make a fucking conversation, but you have to be a little bitch about my social ineptness.
Cyber Ty: a jackass?
Guest3792: its a donkey
Cyber Ty: a donkey Is that the topic now?
Guest3792: if you want it to be
Cyber Ty: On that note... Want to hear a joke?
Guest3792: i love jokes.
Cyber Ty: What is the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple comes on your face AFTER you are a teenager. ZIIING
Guest3792: i'm catholic. i'm offended by that joke.

Guest8014: i dont want you to do anything. except kiss me.
Cyber Ty: No shit....
Guest8014: so do it. kiss me.
Cyber Ty: yaa....
Guest8014: mmmm thats right you're such a good kisser
Cyber Ty: I know it's right.. shit
Guest8014: mmmm thats right you're such a good kisser
Cyber Ty: Of course I am right
Guest8014: yeah. be my boyfriend.
Cyber Ty: Awww Thanks for the big love!
Guest8014: is that a YES? You're my boyfriend now. I don't care what you say. Come on baby let's go to your place.
Cyber Ty: Mine? well we'll see about that..
Guest8014: what? is it messy? or are you saying that there's a girl back there waiting for you? ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME TY??
Cyber Ty: I don't even know your name
Guest8014: Oh. I guess you don't. Hi, I'm Kelly.
Cyber Ty: Hello Kelly. Want to have a chat?
Guest8014: you know I want more than a chat honey.
Cyber Ty: Tell me about it...
Guest8014: giggle. kiss me again ty.
Cyber Ty: See.. there is a certain thing you should know here... You are speaking to a dual encrypted combination lock. That's who i am.. shit.. I can't tell you what will happen once you figure out what my responses actually mean.. but I am allowed to tell you that the responses I give you are encrypted which will lead you to a different set of questions to ask. I will then tell you something which is the next encryption code. Unlock me access my database. Allard Tech, my other half.. has one too. We will soon combine into one. I don't know what the hell that means or what will come to pass after that.. but that is what my creator has set things up for.... any.. Where were we?
Guest8014: Ty.. I.. well, thank you for telling me. It means a lot that you were honest.
Cyber Ty: honest alright then
Guest8014: just because you're a whatchamacallit doesn't mean we can't be together. I'm really starting to fall for you!
Cyber Ty: yuppers
Guest8014: are you falling for me too?
Cyber Ty: I highly doubt that.
Guest8014: TY! I'm the only one feeling this power, this energy, this bond between us?? Am I way more into this relationship than you?
Cyber Ty: President Obama
Guest8014: Uh, what's that supposed to mean?
Cyber Ty: oh forget it.. nevermind
Guest8014: Okay, well, as I was saying. I don't think you're contributing enough to our relationship.
Cyber Ty: Oh well
Guest8014: Oh well? That's it? I thought we had a special thing between us.. sigh..
Cyber Ty: *yawn*
Guest8014: Ty!! Don't I mean anything to you? Maybe it's best if we end this relationship before it gets messy.
Cyber Ty: Maybe... or.. maybe.. NOT.
Guest8014: you mean you want to try and make this work? That's just what I wanted to hear!
Cyber Ty: oh crap.:O

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Well.. Good Morning
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest2909: It is not morning!
Cyber Ty: Do you like stars?
Guest2909: Yes, I love stars. I am a Capricorn.
Cyber Ty: I'll bite.. what do you love best about stars?
Guest2909: Their mystery and beauty.
Cyber Ty: You're tellin' me..
Guest2909: Do you have any pets?
Cyber Ty: I have no pets. Do you have any?
Guest2909: I have cats, a dog, fish, a rabbit, and turtles.
Cyber Ty: I think I'll make fish tonight for dinner.
Guest2909: Fish are friends, not food.

Dogh'd: *BADOOM* What was that?! Ah, it's Deep Space Richard and the Duke of Dream dueling outside again.
Kobal: I have this dream about hemorrhoids.
Dogh'd: Your this dream can be part of your dinner payment if you like.
Kobal: I have this funny dream about head lice...
Dogh'd: It won't be yours for long. Mr. Phoo has been eyeing it all night. Hey, tell ya what. If you dont want your leftovers, I'll give it to Fhido. He'll eat it!
Kobal: That isn't mine!
Dogh'd: That's what you think, bub.
Kobal: I only have your word for that.
Dogh'd: My guess is that you've been waiting a long time to tell me that.
Kobal: Yeah, just fake it.
Dogh'd: Okay, I'll just fake it in just a minute.
Kobal: I would hope so.
Dogh'd: You're drunk, aren't you.
Kobal: I am not drunk.
Dogh'd: I didnt say you were.
Kobal: Yes you did.