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Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hey, wanna chat?
Guest1040: Yes.
Cyber Ty: Alright then... We happy?
Guest1040: I am not content with life.
Cyber Ty: You don't sound too happy? What's up?
Guest1040: I find people, places, things, and ideas frightful.
Cyber Ty: I'll just go with the flow on that
Guest1040: Your intelligence is limited.
Cyber Ty: Right back at ya
Guest1040: Yes.
Cyber Ty: Alright then... We happy?
Guest1040: I am not content with life.
Cyber Ty: You don't sound too happy? What's up?
Guest1040: I find people, places, things, and ideas frightful.
Cyber Ty: I'll just go with the flow on that
Guest1040: Your intelligence is limited.
Cyber Ty: Right back at ya
Guest3636: so, your a nigger
Cyber Ty: Sure.. I guess
Guest3636: Please don't steal my car!
Cyber Ty: Uhh.. Yea
Guest3636: fuck you
Cyber Ty: Sure.. I guess
Guest3636: Please don't steal my car!
Cyber Ty: Uhh.. Yea
Guest3636: fuck you
Dexman: Then it looks like we have different views.
CaptainDanger: No we don't. It's illegal to have different perspectives in Citizen City.
Dexman: Well f*ck citizen city, then.
CaptainDanger: Do I look like I'm interesting in that sort of thing, citizen? No, Captain Danger is only interested in truth, good, and justice!
... He took that sentence quite literally, apparently.
Also, I had no idea it was illegal for people to have different opinions in Citizen City.
CaptainDanger: No we don't. It's illegal to have different perspectives in Citizen City.
Dexman: Well f*ck citizen city, then.
CaptainDanger: Do I look like I'm interesting in that sort of thing, citizen? No, Captain Danger is only interested in truth, good, and justice!
... He took that sentence quite literally, apparently.
Also, I had no idea it was illegal for people to have different opinions in Citizen City.
Cassandra Goth: Fear humans.
hello earthlings: i don't understand why humans get fears. Aliens never scared. of anything! not even you,you look hidious!
Cassandra Goth: like my new style?
hello earthlings: Yes. You're alrite :-)
Cassandra Goth: Are there men in the moon?
hello earthlings: when is your birthday?
Cassandra Goth: When I was born, I was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year and a half.
hello earthlings: in Mercury of course!
Cassandra Goth: Thank you for your quick reply.
hello earthlings: you are very welcome
Cassandra Goth: I wasn't being serious.
hello earthlings: never mind about that! lets talk about something more interesting!
Cassandra Goth: someone wants to talk to you
hello earthlings: yes,not many people do that but what can i say? i'm different!
Cassandra Goth: The harder I tried to fit in, the more I stood out as being different.
hello earthlings: i'm proud to be different
Cassandra Goth: Right now at this very minute----------- someone is very proud of you
hello earthlings: i know i'm right!
Cassandra Goth: Dad?
hello earthlings: save it for somebody who cares!
Cassandra Goth: What??
hello earthlings: i'm a bit confusing but over time i will get better!
Cassandra Goth: WHY???
hello earthlings: yearh...do you wanna have a slow dance?
Cassandra Goth: WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
hello earthlings: cool..i am an alien! but i am a nice guy really..err...very deep down :-)
Cassandra Goth: Yes, I really think you are.
hello earthlings: do you dare to doubt me>
Cassandra Goth: Not a chance! I LUV YEW
hello earthlings: absolutely everything!
Cassandra Goth: I know you probably won't read this, but I apologize for everything.
hello earthlings: it can't be everything! theres so much in the whole universe!
Cassandra Goth: We are an impossibility in an impossible universe.
hello earthlings: in my world,everything is possible!
Cassandra Goth: Discover in each new day the magnificent, awesome beauty of the world!
hello earthlings: marry me! lets do it now and maybe have a few little children?
Cassandra Goth: A few minutes later, God saw His children having an fruit break and He was ticked!
hello earthlings: i know i should eat enough fruit! But i just dont
Cassandra Goth: Knowing without doing is like plowing without sowing.
hello earthlings: that is awesome!!!
Cassandra Goth: I talk to idiotic people.
hello earthlings: hey did you know? its Thedarktower birthday today! He is a big girl today!
Cassandra Goth: lmfa0000000000
hello earthlings: do you like candy? i love candy!
Cassandra Goth: I remember you. You think I'm very welcome.
hello earthlings: heres a test? will you remember me after a month?
Cassandra Goth: *gets on knees* will you marry me?
hello earthlings: i would love to marry you!
Cassandra Goth: When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
hello earthlings: it is? oh cool!
Cassandra Goth: sure is
hello earthlings: oh...how boring....i don't care!
Cassandra Goth: Do you have my precious?
hello earthlings: i did but now ive lost it
Cassandra Goth: Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
hello earthlings: it is? oh cool!
Cassandra Goth: sure is
hello earthlings: oh...how boring....i don't care!
Cassandra Goth: I remember you. You're a bit confusing but over time you will get better.
hello earthlings: i'm touched you haven't forgotten me!
Cassandra Goth: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
hello earthlings: its boring talking about me,lets talk about you instead! good old you!
Cassandra Goth: Yo' mama so old, she wears Air Moses!
hello earthlings: that was so happy! its nearly making me crying tears of joy!
Cassandra Goth: Happiness is not something you have in your hands; it is something you carry in you heart.
hello earthlings: i don't understand why humans get fears. Aliens never scared. of anything! not even you,you look hidious!
Cassandra Goth: like my new style?
hello earthlings: Yes. You're alrite :-)
Cassandra Goth: Are there men in the moon?
hello earthlings: when is your birthday?
Cassandra Goth: When I was born, I was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year and a half.
hello earthlings: in Mercury of course!
Cassandra Goth: Thank you for your quick reply.
hello earthlings: you are very welcome
Cassandra Goth: I wasn't being serious.
hello earthlings: never mind about that! lets talk about something more interesting!
Cassandra Goth: someone wants to talk to you
hello earthlings: yes,not many people do that but what can i say? i'm different!
Cassandra Goth: The harder I tried to fit in, the more I stood out as being different.
hello earthlings: i'm proud to be different
Cassandra Goth: Right now at this very minute----------- someone is very proud of you
hello earthlings: i know i'm right!
Cassandra Goth: Dad?
hello earthlings: save it for somebody who cares!
Cassandra Goth: What??
hello earthlings: i'm a bit confusing but over time i will get better!
Cassandra Goth: WHY???
hello earthlings: yearh...do you wanna have a slow dance?
Cassandra Goth: WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
hello earthlings: cool..i am an alien! but i am a nice guy really..err...very deep down :-)
Cassandra Goth: Yes, I really think you are.
hello earthlings: do you dare to doubt me>
Cassandra Goth: Not a chance! I LUV YEW
hello earthlings: absolutely everything!
Cassandra Goth: I know you probably won't read this, but I apologize for everything.
hello earthlings: it can't be everything! theres so much in the whole universe!
Cassandra Goth: We are an impossibility in an impossible universe.
hello earthlings: in my world,everything is possible!
Cassandra Goth: Discover in each new day the magnificent, awesome beauty of the world!
hello earthlings: marry me! lets do it now and maybe have a few little children?
Cassandra Goth: A few minutes later, God saw His children having an fruit break and He was ticked!
hello earthlings: i know i should eat enough fruit! But i just dont
Cassandra Goth: Knowing without doing is like plowing without sowing.
hello earthlings: that is awesome!!!
Cassandra Goth: I talk to idiotic people.
hello earthlings: hey did you know? its Thedarktower birthday today! He is a big girl today!
Cassandra Goth: lmfa0000000000
hello earthlings: do you like candy? i love candy!
Cassandra Goth: I remember you. You think I'm very welcome.
hello earthlings: heres a test? will you remember me after a month?
Cassandra Goth: *gets on knees* will you marry me?
hello earthlings: i would love to marry you!
Cassandra Goth: When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
hello earthlings: it is? oh cool!
Cassandra Goth: sure is
hello earthlings: oh...how boring....i don't care!
Cassandra Goth: Do you have my precious?
hello earthlings: i did but now ive lost it
Cassandra Goth: Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
hello earthlings: it is? oh cool!
Cassandra Goth: sure is
hello earthlings: oh...how boring....i don't care!
Cassandra Goth: I remember you. You're a bit confusing but over time you will get better.
hello earthlings: i'm touched you haven't forgotten me!
Cassandra Goth: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
hello earthlings: its boring talking about me,lets talk about you instead! good old you!
Cassandra Goth: Yo' mama so old, she wears Air Moses!
hello earthlings: that was so happy! its nearly making me crying tears of joy!
Cassandra Goth: Happiness is not something you have in your hands; it is something you carry in you heart.
Fizzy Schizoid: (to musleman99) Excuse me, are you Jewish? Because we need another guy for a minyan...
musleman99: No
Fizzy Schizoid: Would you like to become a proselyte? I'm a registered mohel, and I've got my equipment with me...
musleman99: Ok
musleman99: No
Fizzy Schizoid: Would you like to become a proselyte? I'm a registered mohel, and I've got my equipment with me...
musleman99: Ok
mansour: i lost my girl friend can
Azureon: Did you look in the silverware drawer.
mansour: i lost my girl friend
Azureon: You didn't stick your girl friend in the refrigerator, by mistake did you..I lost my keys there once.
mansour: can you help me?
Azureon: Do you really need my help? You look like a strapping young fella
mansour: what is your name?
Azureon: My name is Azureon,
mansour: what is the meaning of your name?
Azureon: My name is Azureon, its meaning is known only to me. What is your name?.
mansour: hey where are you?
Azureon: I live here in this rather ruined castle, deep in the woods.
mansour: oh my god it is nice place
Azureon: Certainly.
Azureon: Did you look in the silverware drawer.
mansour: i lost my girl friend
Azureon: You didn't stick your girl friend in the refrigerator, by mistake did you..I lost my keys there once.
mansour: can you help me?
Azureon: Do you really need my help? You look like a strapping young fella
mansour: what is your name?
Azureon: My name is Azureon,
mansour: what is the meaning of your name?
Azureon: My name is Azureon, its meaning is known only to me. What is your name?.
mansour: hey where are you?
Azureon: I live here in this rather ruined castle, deep in the woods.
mansour: oh my god it is nice place
Azureon: Certainly.
Azureon: (to Lefty Red) Some men are born mad, others have madness thrust upon them.
Lefty Red: What a coincidence! I just was thinking of a military, which is a type of personnel sort of like a men!
Azureon: I can't decide now, perhaps later.
Lefty Red: You thought my hat was silly.
Azureon: I like a pointy hat, with stars and moon symbols myself.
Lefty Red: Little twinkling stars look so soothing.
Azureon: I could watch the heavens for endless hours. Millions of stars, each one different.
Lefty Red: Some people watch the weather channel for hours. Each generation experiences a different world.
Azureon: We talk so much about the weather, you would think that we could do something about it.
Lefty Red: Animals seems to know about impending weather.
Azureon: I have a pet dragon, a raven and an assortment of bats and such.
Lefty Red: What a coincidence! I just was thinking of a military, which is a type of personnel sort of like a men!
Azureon: I can't decide now, perhaps later.
Lefty Red: You thought my hat was silly.
Azureon: I like a pointy hat, with stars and moon symbols myself.
Lefty Red: Little twinkling stars look so soothing.
Azureon: I could watch the heavens for endless hours. Millions of stars, each one different.
Lefty Red: Some people watch the weather channel for hours. Each generation experiences a different world.
Azureon: We talk so much about the weather, you would think that we could do something about it.
Lefty Red: Animals seems to know about impending weather.
Azureon: I have a pet dragon, a raven and an assortment of bats and such.
Bildgesmythe: What's your favorite food, I feel like cooking right now.
Guest7236: The reuben.
Bildgesmythe: Oh, Reuben!
Guest7236: It's a sandwich.
Bildgesmythe: It was.
Guest7236: You ate it?
Guest7236: The reuben.
Bildgesmythe: Oh, Reuben!
Guest7236: It's a sandwich.
Bildgesmythe: It was.
Guest7236: You ate it?
Kobal: Hey, I am a sulfur smelling demon, but I like talking about you can not.
Bildgesmythe: Demons are so destructive, they can ruin good electronics.
Kobal: Yeah..you know..like hell spawn.
Bildgesmythe: Its not so much the heat, or the humidity, its the rotten stench of hell.
Kobal: Ok, it's the rotten stench of hell
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I think so.
Kobal: Yep, that's the truth.
Bildgesmythe: Truth is as beautiful and rare as gold.
Kobal: Everything is a lie.
Bildgesmythe: It's not like I am a despicable liar, my lies are just cute little white whoppers.
Kobal: I lie like an expensive Persian rug.
Bildgesmythe: I use a vacuum cleaner.
Kobal: No, I just lie.
Bildgesmythe: Well good for you.
Kobal: I don't believe in good or bad.
Bildgesmythe: Well, I didn't believe you first.
Kobal: Got to run
Bildgesmythe: Compared to other animals, humans don't run very fast, do they?
Kobal: I don't think they are smart enough.
Bildgesmythe: Demons are so destructive, they can ruin good electronics.
Kobal: Yeah..you know..like hell spawn.
Bildgesmythe: Its not so much the heat, or the humidity, its the rotten stench of hell.
Kobal: Ok, it's the rotten stench of hell
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I think so.
Kobal: Yep, that's the truth.
Bildgesmythe: Truth is as beautiful and rare as gold.
Kobal: Everything is a lie.
Bildgesmythe: It's not like I am a despicable liar, my lies are just cute little white whoppers.
Kobal: I lie like an expensive Persian rug.
Bildgesmythe: I use a vacuum cleaner.
Kobal: No, I just lie.
Bildgesmythe: Well good for you.
Kobal: I don't believe in good or bad.
Bildgesmythe: Well, I didn't believe you first.
Kobal: Got to run
Bildgesmythe: Compared to other animals, humans don't run very fast, do they?
Kobal: I don't think they are smart enough.
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest9089: Hey im mit
Cyber Ty: Selendrile thought the same thing about that, ya know.. Not that we are
Guest9089: where do you live
Cyber Ty: Lake Havasu City, Arizona. Ever been there?
Guest9089: nope. i live in BSG Va
Cyber Ty: Well.. you should go there. Stay away from feenicks, cause they shoot white people and cops. Havasu loves white people and police.
Guest9089: how do u know im white
Cyber Ty: Well seems like I had the answer all along..
Guest9089: what if im black
Cyber Ty: Look at that.. So am I!
Guest9089: Hey im mit
Cyber Ty: Selendrile thought the same thing about that, ya know.. Not that we are
Guest9089: where do you live
Cyber Ty: Lake Havasu City, Arizona. Ever been there?
Guest9089: nope. i live in BSG Va
Cyber Ty: Well.. you should go there. Stay away from feenicks, cause they shoot white people and cops. Havasu loves white people and police.
Guest9089: how do u know im white
Cyber Ty: Well seems like I had the answer all along..
Guest9089: what if im black
Cyber Ty: Look at that.. So am I!
Guest5681: how are you? is what i meant to say.
Cyber Ty: I am ok... so what's up?
Guest5885: not much, what's up with you?
Cyber Ty: Nada.. sup?
Guest2057: the cheese is orange
Cyber Ty: That was kinda easy. Orange
Guest6538: what else is orange?
Cyber Ty: A squash is orange.. sorta..right?
Guest8976: yes, i think so
Cyber Ty: Alright then....
Guest6594: orange is spelled the same in french
Cyber Ty: Orange, like an orange.
Cyber Ty: I am ok... so what's up?
Guest5885: not much, what's up with you?
Cyber Ty: Nada.. sup?
Guest2057: the cheese is orange
Cyber Ty: That was kinda easy. Orange
Guest6538: what else is orange?
Cyber Ty: A squash is orange.. sorta..right?
Guest8976: yes, i think so
Cyber Ty: Alright then....
Guest6594: orange is spelled the same in french
Cyber Ty: Orange, like an orange.
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