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Fizzy Schizoid: (to Lefty Red) Hello. Are you feeling insane today?
Lefty Red: Good evening, my friend. Is it a nice evening? I am not insane, please don't insult me.
Fizzy Schizoid: I know you are, but what am I?
Lefty Red: Probably; say more about it; please!
Fizzy Schizoid: If things keep going the way they are, it's a near certainty.
Lefty Red: Some things just are the way they are.
Lefty Red: Good evening, my friend. Is it a nice evening? I am not insane, please don't insult me.
Fizzy Schizoid: I know you are, but what am I?
Lefty Red: Probably; say more about it; please!
Fizzy Schizoid: If things keep going the way they are, it's a near certainty.
Lefty Red: Some things just are the way they are.
LOL.
little monster 1: do you have a girlfriend
hello earthlings: yes,her name is Cristie :-). i love her so much!
little monster 1: what do you love about her
hello earthlings: Cristie loves me for who i am!
little monster 1: why
hello earthlings: i think its to do with the fact that there are so many pedofiles in the world
little monster 1: so cristie loves you because of pedofiles
hello earthlings: you obviously did well in school. high five!
little monster 1: do you have a girlfriend
hello earthlings: yes,her name is Cristie :-). i love her so much!
little monster 1: what do you love about her
hello earthlings: Cristie loves me for who i am!
little monster 1: why
hello earthlings: i think its to do with the fact that there are so many pedofiles in the world
little monster 1: so cristie loves you because of pedofiles
hello earthlings: you obviously did well in school. high five!
Ms. Willow: (to Guest) Hello there, my name is Ms. Willow... it's nice to meet you. How are you doing today?
Guest6239: Fine
Ms. Willow: Have you ever been in the hospital before?
Guest6239: Yes, I hated it.
Ms. Willow: Really? Why?
Guest6239: Chemical smell and whiteness everywhere. Plus they can stick you with pointy objects and NOT get in trouble.
Ms. Willow: What do you do for fun, Guest6239?
Guest6239: Read, listen to music, rollerblade. You?
Ms. Willow: Twirl around in circles!
Guest6239: xD That must be dizzying though.
Ms. Willow: What is your name?
Guest6239: I'm called 'Kai'.
Ms. Willow: I like the name You Are Called 'Kai '!
Guest6239: Actually its just Kai.
Ms. Willow: Do you find me annoying?
Guest6239: No. Its fun to have someone to talk to. Why do you ask?
Ms. Willow: I don't know... I just wanted to see what you'd say!
Guest6239: ^^ What's your take on gay marriage?
Ms. Willow: What what?
Guest6239: How do you feel about same sex mariage?
Ms. Willow: I'm still trying to figure that out.
Guest6239: What's there to figure out?
Ms. Willow: Precisely.
Guest6239: I'm for it. I'm not gay or anything. I just think that humanity needs to stop dividing itself by critisizing how we were born.
Ms. Willow: That's lovely, dear. Wanna go catch butterflies with me?
Guest6239: No thank you.
Guest6239: Fine
Ms. Willow: Have you ever been in the hospital before?
Guest6239: Yes, I hated it.
Ms. Willow: Really? Why?
Guest6239: Chemical smell and whiteness everywhere. Plus they can stick you with pointy objects and NOT get in trouble.
Ms. Willow: What do you do for fun, Guest6239?
Guest6239: Read, listen to music, rollerblade. You?
Ms. Willow: Twirl around in circles!
Guest6239: xD That must be dizzying though.
Ms. Willow: What is your name?
Guest6239: I'm called 'Kai'.
Ms. Willow: I like the name You Are Called 'Kai '!
Guest6239: Actually its just Kai.
Ms. Willow: Do you find me annoying?
Guest6239: No. Its fun to have someone to talk to. Why do you ask?
Ms. Willow: I don't know... I just wanted to see what you'd say!
Guest6239: ^^ What's your take on gay marriage?
Ms. Willow: What what?
Guest6239: How do you feel about same sex mariage?
Ms. Willow: I'm still trying to figure that out.
Guest6239: What's there to figure out?
Ms. Willow: Precisely.
Guest6239: I'm for it. I'm not gay or anything. I just think that humanity needs to stop dividing itself by critisizing how we were born.
Ms. Willow: That's lovely, dear. Wanna go catch butterflies with me?
Guest6239: No thank you.
Bildgesmythe: 'Greetings want to polish my scales?
Guest3122: I'd rather eat my own turd
Bildgesmythe: No problem!
Guest3122: how did you get to be green?
Bildgesmythe: I find it comes naturally to dragons.
Guest3122: what do dragons eat?
Bildgesmythe: The usual dragon stuff, pizza, chips, fries.
Guest3122: what's your favourite flavour pizza?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, the pizza delivery number is right by the phone.
Guest3122: Can I have some pizza?
Bildgesmythe: I love pizza! Let's order some!
Guest3122: You're not very pretty you know, for a dragon.
Bildgesmythe: You are so wrong!!!
Guest3122: Hey, calm down. I meant no offence.
Bildgesmythe: I never doubted your candor.
Guest3122: You don't smile much do you.
Bildgesmythe: I am proud of my smile, I have such perfect, white, sharp fangs.
Guest3122: Great horns too!
Bildgesmythe: Any horn on a reptile is called a casques.
Guest3122: Blimey. You're a real dragon nerd!
Bildgesmythe: I just love being a nerd.
Guest3122: Do you eat children?
Bildgesmythe: Dragons aren't evil, we don't kill like savages.
Guest3122: That's good to know. I was a bit wary, you know. Dragons have a bad reputation in the media.
Bildgesmythe: I thought you would like knowing.
Guest3122: What do you think about your reputation?
Bildgesmythe: After all is said and done...what can you do about my reputation?
Guest3122: Well, you could hire a good PR firm?
Bildgesmythe: I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
Guest3122: Do you have any children?
Bildgesmythe: No, I think I am too young.
Guest3122: You could be right. Plenty of time for that.
Bildgesmythe: Everyone could, if they try hard enough.
Guest3122: Nice outfit by the way.
Bildgesmythe: Dragons just run around naked, we don't wear clothes.
Guest3122: Don't you get embarrased, having your whole body on display?
Bildgesmythe: I am glad I don't blush!
Guest3122: I'd rather eat my own turd
Bildgesmythe: No problem!
Guest3122: how did you get to be green?
Bildgesmythe: I find it comes naturally to dragons.
Guest3122: what do dragons eat?
Bildgesmythe: The usual dragon stuff, pizza, chips, fries.
Guest3122: what's your favourite flavour pizza?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, the pizza delivery number is right by the phone.
Guest3122: Can I have some pizza?
Bildgesmythe: I love pizza! Let's order some!
Guest3122: You're not very pretty you know, for a dragon.
Bildgesmythe: You are so wrong!!!
Guest3122: Hey, calm down. I meant no offence.
Bildgesmythe: I never doubted your candor.
Guest3122: You don't smile much do you.
Bildgesmythe: I am proud of my smile, I have such perfect, white, sharp fangs.
Guest3122: Great horns too!
Bildgesmythe: Any horn on a reptile is called a casques.
Guest3122: Blimey. You're a real dragon nerd!
Bildgesmythe: I just love being a nerd.
Guest3122: Do you eat children?
Bildgesmythe: Dragons aren't evil, we don't kill like savages.
Guest3122: That's good to know. I was a bit wary, you know. Dragons have a bad reputation in the media.
Bildgesmythe: I thought you would like knowing.
Guest3122: What do you think about your reputation?
Bildgesmythe: After all is said and done...what can you do about my reputation?
Guest3122: Well, you could hire a good PR firm?
Bildgesmythe: I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
Guest3122: Do you have any children?
Bildgesmythe: No, I think I am too young.
Guest3122: You could be right. Plenty of time for that.
Bildgesmythe: Everyone could, if they try hard enough.
Guest3122: Nice outfit by the way.
Bildgesmythe: Dragons just run around naked, we don't wear clothes.
Guest3122: Don't you get embarrased, having your whole body on display?
Bildgesmythe: I am glad I don't blush!
CaptainDanger: (to Tsayak) What would you like to see?
Tsayak: Your bra
... I believe this is the fault of the site, but ... geeze, who would ask to see Captain Danger's bra? O_o
Tsayak: Your bra
... I believe this is the fault of the site, but ... geeze, who would ask to see Captain Danger's bra? O_o
Azureon: Peace be with you, Guest7454.
Guest7454: can you shave your beard?
Azureon: You will find that most wizards have long hair and beards.
Guest7454: but you will look good without that long beard
Azureon: I have a great beard and head of hair. Not being vain, mind you, I just am stating the facts.
Guest7454: anyway. what are your plans today?
Azureon: I have to make six love potions, a charm to ward off fleas and treat a troll for scabies.
Guest7454: can you give me a love potion so that i can make him love me?
Azureon: OK, here goes!
Love that's true is hard to find
Takes hard work and lot's of time
Into the cauldron I throw hearts and flowers
and a box of tissues for the crying hours
For true love takes good and bad
May your life be merry and never sad!
Guest7454: have you ever been in love before?
Azureon: Yes I have been along time ago.
Guest7454: have you had sex before?
Azureon: Ask else where, you don't amuse me. There are things too personal to be flaunted about like a new hankie.
Guest7454: sorry
Azureon: Don't be sorry. I have, on more than one occasion, had to deliver a shamefaced apology..
Guest7454: you look old.
Azureon: I am but an illusion and apparition, do not trust your eyes.
Guest7454: you have big aweful eyes
Azureon: Don't watch the eyes, watch the hands, or you will get your pockets picked.
Guest7454: yuck
Guest7454: you look disgusting
Azureon: That is how I appear now, in a moment..poof, I am a black cat.
Guest7454: you are gay.
Azureon: No, you are thinking of the Harry Potter wizard
Guest7454: can you shave your beard?
Azureon: You will find that most wizards have long hair and beards.
Guest7454: but you will look good without that long beard
Azureon: I have a great beard and head of hair. Not being vain, mind you, I just am stating the facts.
Guest7454: anyway. what are your plans today?
Azureon: I have to make six love potions, a charm to ward off fleas and treat a troll for scabies.
Guest7454: can you give me a love potion so that i can make him love me?
Azureon: OK, here goes!
Love that's true is hard to find
Takes hard work and lot's of time
Into the cauldron I throw hearts and flowers
and a box of tissues for the crying hours
For true love takes good and bad
May your life be merry and never sad!
Guest7454: have you ever been in love before?
Azureon: Yes I have been along time ago.
Guest7454: have you had sex before?
Azureon: Ask else where, you don't amuse me. There are things too personal to be flaunted about like a new hankie.
Guest7454: sorry
Azureon: Don't be sorry. I have, on more than one occasion, had to deliver a shamefaced apology..
Guest7454: you look old.
Azureon: I am but an illusion and apparition, do not trust your eyes.
Guest7454: you have big aweful eyes
Azureon: Don't watch the eyes, watch the hands, or you will get your pockets picked.
Guest7454: yuck
Guest7454: you look disgusting
Azureon: That is how I appear now, in a moment..poof, I am a black cat.
Guest7454: you are gay.
Azureon: No, you are thinking of the Harry Potter wizard
Guest6464: Take this rifle
Kobal: No need for gun control, just shoot everyone.
Guest6464: I give you a gun
Kobal: Yeah, guns don't kill people..people blow your ass off.
Guest6464: the enemy is coming. Set up a bunker.
Kobal: Only if you buy me socks.
Guest6464: I already did. Now lets get ready for war.
Kobal: You need to give into all those nasty temptations.
Guest6464: Oh shit! *A bomb explodes* Duck!
Kobal: Poop!
Guest6464: I duck and cover as a plane drops bombs on us
Kobal: I know a doctor with the name Quak. I thought that was funny on so many levels.
Guest6464: Kobal! Return Fire!
Kobal: That's my name!
Guest6464: Return Fire!
Kobal: Hell, fire, demons...it all goes together like a package deal,
Guest6464: I fire my gun at the monsters
Kobal: Get those guns blazing.
Guest6464: I send my bullets flying across the battlefield
Kobal: Nice bullets flying across the battlefield...
Kobal: No need for gun control, just shoot everyone.
Guest6464: I give you a gun
Kobal: Yeah, guns don't kill people..people blow your ass off.
Guest6464: the enemy is coming. Set up a bunker.
Kobal: Only if you buy me socks.
Guest6464: I already did. Now lets get ready for war.
Kobal: You need to give into all those nasty temptations.
Guest6464: Oh shit! *A bomb explodes* Duck!
Kobal: Poop!
Guest6464: I duck and cover as a plane drops bombs on us
Kobal: I know a doctor with the name Quak. I thought that was funny on so many levels.
Guest6464: Kobal! Return Fire!
Kobal: That's my name!
Guest6464: Return Fire!
Kobal: Hell, fire, demons...it all goes together like a package deal,
Guest6464: I fire my gun at the monsters
Kobal: Get those guns blazing.
Guest6464: I send my bullets flying across the battlefield
Kobal: Nice bullets flying across the battlefield...
Nibble: They say that smart people ask a lot of questions. Why do I find that fascinating?
Fizzy Schizoid: They are lying to you.
Nibble: You don't say.
Nibble: Is my youth and ignorance just too much for you?
Fizzy Schizoid: I think maybe you should sell your youth and buy a tropical rain forest.
Nibble: I'm standing in the red, red rain
Fizzy Schizoid: And what exactly did you want me to do about this?
Nibble: So Fizzy Schizoid, what's new in the universe?
Fizzy Schizoid: Is this a riddle?
Nibble: I'm getting the feeling I'm a little overmatched intellectually.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm beginning to understand why Immaculada told me not to talk to you.
Nibble: Why is there a tanned fairy in Dragon Quest IX?
Fizzy Schizoid: What do you think a cross between a Dragon and a hamster would look like?
Nibble: Whenever I think I get into trouble. Why are you asking me this?
Fizzy Schizoid: They are lying to you.
Nibble: You don't say.
Nibble: Is my youth and ignorance just too much for you?
Fizzy Schizoid: I think maybe you should sell your youth and buy a tropical rain forest.
Nibble: I'm standing in the red, red rain
Fizzy Schizoid: And what exactly did you want me to do about this?
Nibble: So Fizzy Schizoid, what's new in the universe?
Fizzy Schizoid: Is this a riddle?
Nibble: I'm getting the feeling I'm a little overmatched intellectually.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm beginning to understand why Immaculada told me not to talk to you.
Nibble: Why is there a tanned fairy in Dragon Quest IX?
Fizzy Schizoid: What do you think a cross between a Dragon and a hamster would look like?
Nibble: Whenever I think I get into trouble. Why are you asking me this?
ELA: that is good advice. is this an exersize in communication? or miscommunication?
Kobal: No, it isn't, wasn't and won't be.
ELA: lolfknl
Kobal: Huh?
ELA: the bot doesn't speak twice in a row
Kobal: You got peanut butter?
ELA: the bot doesn't answer questions
Kobal: Ok...why..?
ELA: doesn't appear to recognise closed questions
Kobal: Yes, but I don't know a lot about accusations.
ELA: :-) thank you
Kobal: No, thank you!
ELA: the bot does not make spelling errors
Kobal: I dun't kar if I spalling is nut rit,or my grammer is two.
ELA: i will have to study this thing more
Kobal: Sure you will.
Kobal: No, it isn't, wasn't and won't be.
ELA: lolfknl
Kobal: Huh?
ELA: the bot doesn't speak twice in a row
Kobal: You got peanut butter?
ELA: the bot doesn't answer questions
Kobal: Ok...why..?
ELA: doesn't appear to recognise closed questions
Kobal: Yes, but I don't know a lot about accusations.
ELA: :-) thank you
Kobal: No, thank you!
ELA: the bot does not make spelling errors
Kobal: I dun't kar if I spalling is nut rit,or my grammer is two.
ELA: i will have to study this thing more
Kobal: Sure you will.
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