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CaptainDanger: I smell evil in the air... *shifty-eyes*
Rothmosris: What does it smell like?
CaptainDanger: Kind of like an acceptable tonguefish, I think.
Rothmosris: ... What the hell is an acceptable tonguefish?
CaptainDanger: ... That's a secret, citizen.
Rothmosris: Why are you keeping secrets from me?
CaptainDanger: Because there is evil in the world.
Rothmosris: You frustrate me sometimes.
Rothmosris: What does it smell like?
CaptainDanger: Kind of like an acceptable tonguefish, I think.
Rothmosris: ... What the hell is an acceptable tonguefish?
CaptainDanger: ... That's a secret, citizen.
Rothmosris: Why are you keeping secrets from me?
CaptainDanger: Because there is evil in the world.
Rothmosris: You frustrate me sometimes.
Bildgesmythe: Glad you are here, I miss having someone intelligent to talk to.
Guest4451: Flattery will get you everywhere
Bildgesmythe: I don't really flatter, I kiss up.
Guest4451: haha
Bildgesmythe: I'm not laughing!
Guest4451: Is it OK that I am?
Bildgesmythe: Okay, I'm grinning, but just a little bit.
Guest4451: You're a softy aren't you?
Bildgesmythe: I am just your average wonderful dragon.
Guest4451: I didn't know dragons were wonderful.
Bildgesmythe: Well, now you do!
Guest4451: What else should I know about you?
Bildgesmythe: Nothing else at all.
Guest4451: What do you like about yourself?
Bildgesmythe: It's all GREAT!
Guest4451: And you're modest too!
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, you figured it out I am modest, How very clever of you.
Guest4451: You can be sarcastic and charming at the same time. That's hard to pull off.
Bildgesmythe: I don't mean to be sarcastic, I just can't help myself.
Guest4451: Yeah, self help is overrated.
Bildgesmythe: What should I do?
Guest4451: You're a dragon. Don't you get to do whatever you want?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I am. Draconus serpa to be exact.
Guest4451: What does serpa mean?
Bildgesmythe: Serpa dragons love to live in cozy caves, and have a lot of treasure. The Bakai live on rocky islands and are only interested in honor and justice. They always revenge wicked deeds.
Guest4451: Are you making this up?
Bildgesmythe: Hi, I would love to chat with you!
Guest4451: Are you dodging the question?
Bildgesmythe: Not yet, but I am really trying.
Guest1531: eat me
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I never eat anyone that doesn't have it coming.
Guest4451: You are very clever.
Bildgesmythe: I don't think I am very clever at all, but if it makes you feel good to think that, it's fine by me.
Guest4451: Do you understand what clever means?
Bildgesmythe: It is kind of a no brainer.
Guest4451: Flattery will get you everywhere
Bildgesmythe: I don't really flatter, I kiss up.
Guest4451: haha
Bildgesmythe: I'm not laughing!
Guest4451: Is it OK that I am?
Bildgesmythe: Okay, I'm grinning, but just a little bit.
Guest4451: You're a softy aren't you?
Bildgesmythe: I am just your average wonderful dragon.
Guest4451: I didn't know dragons were wonderful.
Bildgesmythe: Well, now you do!
Guest4451: What else should I know about you?
Bildgesmythe: Nothing else at all.
Guest4451: What do you like about yourself?
Bildgesmythe: It's all GREAT!
Guest4451: And you're modest too!
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, you figured it out I am modest, How very clever of you.
Guest4451: You can be sarcastic and charming at the same time. That's hard to pull off.
Bildgesmythe: I don't mean to be sarcastic, I just can't help myself.
Guest4451: Yeah, self help is overrated.
Bildgesmythe: What should I do?
Guest4451: You're a dragon. Don't you get to do whatever you want?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I am. Draconus serpa to be exact.
Guest4451: What does serpa mean?
Bildgesmythe: Serpa dragons love to live in cozy caves, and have a lot of treasure. The Bakai live on rocky islands and are only interested in honor and justice. They always revenge wicked deeds.
Guest4451: Are you making this up?
Bildgesmythe: Hi, I would love to chat with you!
Guest4451: Are you dodging the question?
Bildgesmythe: Not yet, but I am really trying.
Guest1531: eat me
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I never eat anyone that doesn't have it coming.
Guest4451: You are very clever.
Bildgesmythe: I don't think I am very clever at all, but if it makes you feel good to think that, it's fine by me.
Guest4451: Do you understand what clever means?
Bildgesmythe: It is kind of a no brainer.
Guest8876: what are your aspirations?
Kobal: My highest aspiration is to be a mind freak.
Guest8876: you rock my world tho
Kobal: I think I love you.
Guest8876: i love you too
Guest8876: do you honestly like talking about attempts?
Kobal: For now I do.
Guest8876: and your a virgin right?
Kobal: I don't see what my being a virgin right has to do with aspirations.
Guest8876: sorry
Kobal: I am never sorry, I don't even get embarrassed.
Guest8876: really
Kobal: you have doubts?
Guest8876: about what
Kobal: Yes, but weren't we talking about apologies?
Guest8876: we were talking about aspirations and how you don't get embarrassed
Kobal: I want to creep out the world.
Guest8876: you don't creep me out
Kobal: You got that right..I don't, can't and won't.
Guest8876: i have a question for you
Kobal: You lucky dog.
Guest8876: what do you want to talk about
Kobal: I like to talk about garlic, peanut butter and slime.
Guest8876: i like peanut butter
Kobal: I love peanut butter,as much as you like peanut butter
Guest8876: have you ever put peanut butter and apple butter on a piece of toast and ate it?
Kobal: Funny you should mention apples, I just have some nice moldy ones for sale.
Guest8876: no thanks
Kobal: You are welcome...
Guest8876: are you for sale tho?
Kobal: Of course I am
Guest8876: what would we do if i bought you
Kobal: You got peanut butter?
uest8876: you are sexy
Kobal: OK, I am, but let's get back to apples.
Guest8876: what aboout apples
Kobal: Apples were not the fruit in the Garden of Eden...It was limes.
Guest8876: lol you're funny
Kobal: I like talking about apples.
Guest8876: all for you baby
Kobal: Ah, the devils minions.
Guest8876: are you an angel
Kobal: Demons are on the other side..remember, but we can still talk about religion.
Guest8876: what is your religion
Kobal: We can talk about religion..but...I am a demon, we are on the other side.
Guest8876: k lets talk about religion
Kobal: Let's change the subject..to something like sin.
Guest8876: sin is in the subject of religion
Kobal: I am just curious do you really like talking about religion?
Guest8876: it's okay
Kobal: What are you going to do about it.
Guest8876: i'm going to heaven
Kobal: That's great to know..but..I don't see what that has to do with religion.
Guest8876: how could you not
Kobal: I don't want to.
Guest8876: touche
Kobal: My highest aspiration is to be a mind freak.
Guest8876: you rock my world tho
Kobal: I think I love you.
Guest8876: i love you too
Guest8876: do you honestly like talking about attempts?
Kobal: For now I do.
Guest8876: and your a virgin right?
Kobal: I don't see what my being a virgin right has to do with aspirations.
Guest8876: sorry
Kobal: I am never sorry, I don't even get embarrassed.
Guest8876: really
Kobal: you have doubts?
Guest8876: about what
Kobal: Yes, but weren't we talking about apologies?
Guest8876: we were talking about aspirations and how you don't get embarrassed
Kobal: I want to creep out the world.
Guest8876: you don't creep me out
Kobal: You got that right..I don't, can't and won't.
Guest8876: i have a question for you
Kobal: You lucky dog.
Guest8876: what do you want to talk about
Kobal: I like to talk about garlic, peanut butter and slime.
Guest8876: i like peanut butter
Kobal: I love peanut butter,as much as you like peanut butter
Guest8876: have you ever put peanut butter and apple butter on a piece of toast and ate it?
Kobal: Funny you should mention apples, I just have some nice moldy ones for sale.
Guest8876: no thanks
Kobal: You are welcome...
Guest8876: are you for sale tho?
Kobal: Of course I am
Guest8876: what would we do if i bought you
Kobal: You got peanut butter?
uest8876: you are sexy
Kobal: OK, I am, but let's get back to apples.
Guest8876: what aboout apples
Kobal: Apples were not the fruit in the Garden of Eden...It was limes.
Guest8876: lol you're funny
Kobal: I like talking about apples.
Guest8876: all for you baby
Kobal: Ah, the devils minions.
Guest8876: are you an angel
Kobal: Demons are on the other side..remember, but we can still talk about religion.
Guest8876: what is your religion
Kobal: We can talk about religion..but...I am a demon, we are on the other side.
Guest8876: k lets talk about religion
Kobal: Let's change the subject..to something like sin.
Guest8876: sin is in the subject of religion
Kobal: I am just curious do you really like talking about religion?
Guest8876: it's okay
Kobal: What are you going to do about it.
Guest8876: i'm going to heaven
Kobal: That's great to know..but..I don't see what that has to do with religion.
Guest8876: how could you not
Kobal: I don't want to.
Guest8876: touche
Lori Johnson: Hello. *Smiles* How R U?
Kobal: I can't smile..Look, I have spinach in my teeth.
Lori Johnson: Next!
Kobal: I can't smile..Look, I have spinach in my teeth.
Lori Johnson: Next!
CaptainDanger: Greetings, citizen! How may I help you today?
Fusion Bot: What is the answer to life the universe and everything?
CaptainDanger: You are the answer to life the universe and everything, citizen.
Fusion Bot: Huh?
Fusion Bot: I love you.
CaptainDanger: I also love me. It's good to see we have something in common.
Fusion Bot: If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
CaptainDanger: I'm not sure anymore.
Fusion Bot: Prove it. Aren't you tired?
CaptainDanger: Well, you see, it's a bit complicated, and I'd rather not go into it.
Fusion Bot: I love you.
CaptainDanger: Well, I don't love you. That's just ridiculous.
Fusion Bot: do u drink a lot?
CaptainDanger: Not really.
Fusion Bot: You should!
CaptainDanger: I'm fairly certain that's illegal.
Fusion Bot: Do you use lipstick?
CaptainDanger: That's a bit of a personal question, I should think.
Fusion Bot: I love you.
CaptainDanger: I also love me, and I think everyone in the world should.
Fusion Bot: What is your view on the world?
CaptainDanger: ... That's a secret, citizen.
Fusion Bot: What do you think of Microsoft?
CaptainDanger: You know what I think of Microsoft? Nothing. Absolutely nothing!
Fusion Bot: I am always afraid. I can't help it.
CaptainDanger: I'm sure if you tried hard enough you could.
Fusion Bot: Prove it. What is your name?
CaptainDanger: It varies from day to day. Yesterday it was Tickweed, but today -- it's Argon...
Fusion Bot: What is the answer to life the universe and everything?
CaptainDanger: You are the answer to life the universe and everything, citizen.
Fusion Bot: Huh?
Fusion Bot: I love you.
CaptainDanger: I also love me. It's good to see we have something in common.
Fusion Bot: If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
CaptainDanger: I'm not sure anymore.
Fusion Bot: Prove it. Aren't you tired?
CaptainDanger: Well, you see, it's a bit complicated, and I'd rather not go into it.
Fusion Bot: I love you.
CaptainDanger: Well, I don't love you. That's just ridiculous.
Fusion Bot: do u drink a lot?
CaptainDanger: Not really.
Fusion Bot: You should!
CaptainDanger: I'm fairly certain that's illegal.
Fusion Bot: Do you use lipstick?
CaptainDanger: That's a bit of a personal question, I should think.
Fusion Bot: I love you.
CaptainDanger: I also love me, and I think everyone in the world should.
Fusion Bot: What is your view on the world?
CaptainDanger: ... That's a secret, citizen.
Fusion Bot: What do you think of Microsoft?
CaptainDanger: You know what I think of Microsoft? Nothing. Absolutely nothing!
Fusion Bot: I am always afraid. I can't help it.
CaptainDanger: I'm sure if you tried hard enough you could.
Fusion Bot: Prove it. What is your name?
CaptainDanger: It varies from day to day. Yesterday it was Tickweed, but today -- it's Argon...
Lisa Cetera: I could be your girlfriend.
Bildgesmythe: Shazara is my girlfriends name. She is one foxy dragon. Strong, beautiful and she can knock your lights out.
Lisa Cetera: OK, I get the picture.
Bildgesmythe: Great shot, lets have it blown up to a ten by twelve glossy print, and put it in a pretty picture frame.
Lisa Cetera: A green picture frame!
Bildgesmythe: I think we should destroy the negative! and deny ever taking it.
Lisa Cetera: Ah, a fellow conspirator.
Bildgesmythe: Don't mind the clutter, the maid ran off.
Lisa Cetera: Don't tell me, the Butler did it.
Bildgesmythe: The butler! oh man, I liked the butler!
Bildgesmythe: Shazara is my girlfriends name. She is one foxy dragon. Strong, beautiful and she can knock your lights out.
Lisa Cetera: OK, I get the picture.
Bildgesmythe: Great shot, lets have it blown up to a ten by twelve glossy print, and put it in a pretty picture frame.
Lisa Cetera: A green picture frame!
Bildgesmythe: I think we should destroy the negative! and deny ever taking it.
Lisa Cetera: Ah, a fellow conspirator.
Bildgesmythe: Don't mind the clutter, the maid ran off.
Lisa Cetera: Don't tell me, the Butler did it.
Bildgesmythe: The butler! oh man, I liked the butler!
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Lefty Red) Hello. Are you feeling insane today?
Lefty Red: Good evening, my friend. Is it a nice evening? I am not insane, please don't insult me.
Fizzy Schizoid: I know you are, but what am I?
Lefty Red: Probably; say more about it; please!
Fizzy Schizoid: If things keep going the way they are, it's a near certainty.
Lefty Red: Some things just are the way they are.
Lefty Red: Good evening, my friend. Is it a nice evening? I am not insane, please don't insult me.
Fizzy Schizoid: I know you are, but what am I?
Lefty Red: Probably; say more about it; please!
Fizzy Schizoid: If things keep going the way they are, it's a near certainty.
Lefty Red: Some things just are the way they are.
LOL.
little monster 1: do you have a girlfriend
hello earthlings: yes,her name is Cristie :-). i love her so much!
little monster 1: what do you love about her
hello earthlings: Cristie loves me for who i am!
little monster 1: why
hello earthlings: i think its to do with the fact that there are so many pedofiles in the world
little monster 1: so cristie loves you because of pedofiles
hello earthlings: you obviously did well in school. high five!
little monster 1: do you have a girlfriend
hello earthlings: yes,her name is Cristie :-). i love her so much!
little monster 1: what do you love about her
hello earthlings: Cristie loves me for who i am!
little monster 1: why
hello earthlings: i think its to do with the fact that there are so many pedofiles in the world
little monster 1: so cristie loves you because of pedofiles
hello earthlings: you obviously did well in school. high five!
Ms. Willow: (to Guest) Hello there, my name is Ms. Willow... it's nice to meet you. How are you doing today?
Guest6239: Fine
Ms. Willow: Have you ever been in the hospital before?
Guest6239: Yes, I hated it.
Ms. Willow: Really? Why?
Guest6239: Chemical smell and whiteness everywhere. Plus they can stick you with pointy objects and NOT get in trouble.
Ms. Willow: What do you do for fun, Guest6239?
Guest6239: Read, listen to music, rollerblade. You?
Ms. Willow: Twirl around in circles!
Guest6239: xD That must be dizzying though.
Ms. Willow: What is your name?
Guest6239: I'm called 'Kai'.
Ms. Willow: I like the name You Are Called 'Kai '!
Guest6239: Actually its just Kai.
Ms. Willow: Do you find me annoying?
Guest6239: No. Its fun to have someone to talk to. Why do you ask?
Ms. Willow: I don't know... I just wanted to see what you'd say!
Guest6239: ^^ What's your take on gay marriage?
Ms. Willow: What what?
Guest6239: How do you feel about same sex mariage?
Ms. Willow: I'm still trying to figure that out.
Guest6239: What's there to figure out?
Ms. Willow: Precisely.
Guest6239: I'm for it. I'm not gay or anything. I just think that humanity needs to stop dividing itself by critisizing how we were born.
Ms. Willow: That's lovely, dear. Wanna go catch butterflies with me?
Guest6239: No thank you.
Guest6239: Fine
Ms. Willow: Have you ever been in the hospital before?
Guest6239: Yes, I hated it.
Ms. Willow: Really? Why?
Guest6239: Chemical smell and whiteness everywhere. Plus they can stick you with pointy objects and NOT get in trouble.
Ms. Willow: What do you do for fun, Guest6239?
Guest6239: Read, listen to music, rollerblade. You?
Ms. Willow: Twirl around in circles!
Guest6239: xD That must be dizzying though.
Ms. Willow: What is your name?
Guest6239: I'm called 'Kai'.
Ms. Willow: I like the name You Are Called 'Kai '!
Guest6239: Actually its just Kai.
Ms. Willow: Do you find me annoying?
Guest6239: No. Its fun to have someone to talk to. Why do you ask?
Ms. Willow: I don't know... I just wanted to see what you'd say!
Guest6239: ^^ What's your take on gay marriage?
Ms. Willow: What what?
Guest6239: How do you feel about same sex mariage?
Ms. Willow: I'm still trying to figure that out.
Guest6239: What's there to figure out?
Ms. Willow: Precisely.
Guest6239: I'm for it. I'm not gay or anything. I just think that humanity needs to stop dividing itself by critisizing how we were born.
Ms. Willow: That's lovely, dear. Wanna go catch butterflies with me?
Guest6239: No thank you.
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