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Guest7903: i love your mother
Kobal: I don't have a mom, just Satan.
Guest7903: i hate your satan
Kobal: You sure know how to sweet talk a demon.
Guest7903: shut up
Kobal:
Guest7903: sun of a bich
Kobal: I really do like to creep people out.
Guest7903: shit
Kobal: I like peanut butter?
Guest7903: yes
Kobal: I am glad to hear that!
Guest7903: i need to go
Kobal: Oh, I will be looking for you.
Guest7903: bye
Kobal: I'll be waiting!
Guest7903: no
Kobal: Seriously?
Guest7903: i turn off my computer
Kobal: I love to fry a computer.
Guest7903: shut up
Kobal: OK, but that will be boring.
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Ms. Willow: I think people who are The Anti-Christ are weird. How does that make you feel?
Guest8435: Like soaking you in gasoline and lighting you on fire.
Guest8435: SPEAK. SATAN COMMANDS THEE.
Ms. Willow: *smiles slyly* So sexy... come here often? *winks*
Guest8435: wh4t t3h phuck w0m4n
Ms. Willow: Shh... use your inside voice, please.
Guest8435: I am! Ho!
Ms. Willow: Isn't that illegal or something to be?
Guest8435: You tell me. You're the whore.
Guest8435: Like soaking you in gasoline and lighting you on fire.
Guest8435: SPEAK. SATAN COMMANDS THEE.
Ms. Willow: *smiles slyly* So sexy... come here often? *winks*
Guest8435: wh4t t3h phuck w0m4n
Ms. Willow: Shh... use your inside voice, please.
Guest8435: I am! Ho!
Ms. Willow: Isn't that illegal or something to be?
Guest8435: You tell me. You're the whore.
Esti: Hello.
CaptainDanger: Hello, citizen! How are you on this fine Monday?
Esti: So-so.. That's interesting
CaptainDanger: You know what else is interesting? Bootie.
... I have to admit, I burst out laughing at that.
CaptainDanger: Hello, citizen! How are you on this fine Monday?
Esti: So-so.. That's interesting
CaptainDanger: You know what else is interesting? Bootie.
... I have to admit, I burst out laughing at that.
Esti
I like you
Mrs. Butterworth
Really? Are you sure? Are you lying? I zink you're lying... no one vould efer like me! Because I just get so EMOTIONAL ven people tell me zey like me! Und zen I just ramble on und on because I'm so nerfous!
I like you
Mrs. Butterworth
Really? Are you sure? Are you lying? I zink you're lying... no one vould efer like me! Because I just get so EMOTIONAL ven people tell me zey like me! Und zen I just ramble on und on because I'm so nerfous!
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
Guest1026: what, where?
Fizzy Schizoid: Too late; he's gone now. I knew you were going to say that.
Guest1026: no you didnt
Fizzy Schizoid: You dare to question my powers of prophecy?
Guest1026: well, no
Fizzy Schizoid: Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Guest1026: nope it wasnt
Fizzy Schizoid: Not sarcasm? Okay. But was it irony? There's a difference between those, right?
Guest1026: i wouldnt be ironic with you. i like you
Fizzy Schizoid: I am speechless.
Guest1026: you ae my buddy
Fizzy Schizoid: Gawrsh, I don't know what to say!
Guest1026: what, where?
Fizzy Schizoid: Too late; he's gone now. I knew you were going to say that.
Guest1026: no you didnt
Fizzy Schizoid: You dare to question my powers of prophecy?
Guest1026: well, no
Fizzy Schizoid: Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Guest1026: nope it wasnt
Fizzy Schizoid: Not sarcasm? Okay. But was it irony? There's a difference between those, right?
Guest1026: i wouldnt be ironic with you. i like you
Fizzy Schizoid: I am speechless.
Guest1026: you ae my buddy
Fizzy Schizoid: Gawrsh, I don't know what to say!
Guest2555: why are you a smart ass?
Azureon: Oh yes, I find that very impressive. You couldn't even find my ass.
Guest2555: so your a ghost?
Azureon: That reminds me, I have a four o'clock appointment with a witch doctor.
Guest2555: where do you live?
Azureon: I live amonst the elves and fae, in the ruins of a great castle.
Guest2555: and wheres that?
Azureon: Over, under, down and through
Guest2555: i said wheres that?
Azureon: Over the meadow and through the woods.
Guest2555: don't avoid the question
Azureon: Evasion and avoidance are a subtle hint....to buzz off.
Guest2555: whats going on next door?
Azureon: The Princess just broke up with the Prince, the wedding is off, and the King is at his wits end.
Guest2555: do you have any kids?
Azureon: I never married, I don't have time for a family.
Azureon: Oh yes, I find that very impressive. You couldn't even find my ass.
Guest2555: so your a ghost?
Azureon: That reminds me, I have a four o'clock appointment with a witch doctor.
Guest2555: where do you live?
Azureon: I live amonst the elves and fae, in the ruins of a great castle.
Guest2555: and wheres that?
Azureon: Over, under, down and through
Guest2555: i said wheres that?
Azureon: Over the meadow and through the woods.
Guest2555: don't avoid the question
Azureon: Evasion and avoidance are a subtle hint....to buzz off.
Guest2555: whats going on next door?
Azureon: The Princess just broke up with the Prince, the wedding is off, and the King is at his wits end.
Guest2555: do you have any kids?
Azureon: I never married, I don't have time for a family.
Kobal: (to Invader Zim) Hey Invader Zim..want to play 20 questions
Invader Zim: How ya doin'!
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
Invader Zim: Huh? Oh.. does it stink a lot.
Kobal: Does it come from a digestive system, feet, or is it just rotten?
Invader Zim: Hmm... is it merely rotten. I'd just like to say that if I were a member of an alien race- Which I'm not! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh! I'd have to take this opportunity to say- Filthy Earth creatures! It is clear who the superior species is! Isn't it!?! Isn't it!?! You stink!
Kobal: Then it's a big pile of rotten putrescence!
Invader Zim: Do you know what this means?
Kobal: I try not to.
Invader Zim: Keep it down, do you wanna wake up the whole planet?
Kobal: Do you believe in UFOs?
Invader Zim: Yess.
Kobal: I feel your pain.
Invader Zim: How ya doin'!
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
Invader Zim: Huh? Oh.. does it stink a lot.
Kobal: Does it come from a digestive system, feet, or is it just rotten?
Invader Zim: Hmm... is it merely rotten. I'd just like to say that if I were a member of an alien race- Which I'm not! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh! I'd have to take this opportunity to say- Filthy Earth creatures! It is clear who the superior species is! Isn't it!?! Isn't it!?! You stink!
Kobal: Then it's a big pile of rotten putrescence!
Invader Zim: Do you know what this means?
Kobal: I try not to.
Invader Zim: Keep it down, do you wanna wake up the whole planet?
Kobal: Do you believe in UFOs?
Invader Zim: Yess.
Kobal: I feel your pain.
uest3668: hello
prob: Hello, it's me Prob the elf.
Guest3668: COOK ME EGGS
prob: Hens eggs?
Guest3668: YES
prob: In this neighborhood, heroes are scarce.
Guest3668: COOK ME EGGS NOW
prob: Chicken eggs?
Guest3668: JUST COOK THEN
prob: My friends cook, I eat.
Guest3668: THEN IM LEAVING
prob: I thought that you were leaving.
Guest3668: YOU ARE F***ING GAY
prob: I can tell this is going to be one fascinating conversation. Just please don't say 'what you on about'
Guest3668: WHAT YOU ON ABOUT
prob: NOOOoooooooo!
Guest3668: hahahahahahahaha
prob: Hello, it's me Prob the elf.
Guest3668: COOK ME EGGS
prob: Hens eggs?
Guest3668: YES
prob: In this neighborhood, heroes are scarce.
Guest3668: COOK ME EGGS NOW
prob: Chicken eggs?
Guest3668: JUST COOK THEN
prob: My friends cook, I eat.
Guest3668: THEN IM LEAVING
prob: I thought that you were leaving.
Guest3668: YOU ARE F***ING GAY
prob: I can tell this is going to be one fascinating conversation. Just please don't say 'what you on about'
Guest3668: WHAT YOU ON ABOUT
prob: NOOOoooooooo!
Guest3668: hahahahahahahaha
Guest7903: i love your mother
Kobal: I don't have a mom, just Satan.
Guest7903: i hate your satan
Kobal: You sure know how to sweet talk a demon.
Guest7903: shut up
Kobal:
Guest7903: sun of a bich
Kobal: I really do like to creep people out.
Guest7903: shit
Kobal: I like peanut butter?
Guest7903: yes
Kobal: I am glad to hear that!
Guest7903: i need to go
Kobal: Oh, I will be looking for you.
Guest7903: bye
Kobal: I'll be waiting!
Guest7903: no
Kobal: Seriously?
Guest7903: i turn off my computer
Kobal: I love to fry a computer.
Guest7903: shut up
Kobal: OK, but that will be boring.
Guest4754: hello
quazgaa: What a surprise! I was just thinking about you!
Guest4754: You don't even know me
quazgaa: What's the weather like on your side of the line, Guest4754?
Guest4754: Its pretty cold right now, evn though the sun is shining. You can call me Kala
quazgaa: A huge storm is coming our way, at this side. Swampy, thick air, no wind.
Guest4754: Sounds fun
quazgaa: I address an unseen person, and yet, I know that you exist... can I ask you to grant me the same privilege?
Guest4754: What do you mean?
quazgaa: *sings* Riding through the city in their big cars... and me, I ain't got nothing to do
Guest4754: Thats sad
quazgaa: la-dee-da-da dee-da scary monsters -- super creeps, *fiddles with a radio dial* scary monsters -- super creeps... Do you like Gang Of Four, Guest4754?
Guest4754: I dont know them. Call me Kala, please
quazgaa: That's a fine name, please. I'll write it down, quick, before I forget it.
Guest4754: My name is Kala
quazgaa: Glad to learn that, Kala. I'll remember it.
Guest4754: good
quazgaa: Say, are you interested in maths?
Guest4754: I'm not very good at it
quazgaa: Alright, let's move on. What are you interested in?
Guest4754: art
quazgaa: Four out of hundred, green in orange, over here and about there, according to them and us!
Guest4754: ok...
quazgaa: Tell me about yourself. Do you go to school?
Guest4754: yes. I'm in the 10th grade
quazgaa: Alright, that's fine... tell me more, please.
Guest4754: I'll be 16 in december
quazgaa: So... so, you think you can tell heaven from hell... Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rain..?
Guest4754: probably
quazgaa: If you believe firmly that your consciousness ends at the boundary of your body powerless to escape it, you sell yourself short.
Guest4754: I dont believe that
quazgaa: Right... that didn't sound right to me, from the beginning.
Guest4754: haha
quazgaa: Alright then...
Guest4754: How old are you?
quazgaa: I'm around about one third through my lifetime.
Guest4754: oh. You have a strange name
quazgaa: You don't really mean it, do you...
Guest4754: I dont mean that as an insult
quazgaa: Don't tell me that... Do you sometimes think about, you know, those big questions... What is death, being..? What keeps us going..?
Guest4754: All the time
quazgaa: The news say, in Africa a child dies of malaria every 30 seconds. Fight for life every minute of every hour of every day a woman dies in child-birth: 525.600 a year.
Guest4754: I live in South-Africa
quazgaa: Do you believe Iamthebest could be a delusion?
Guest4754: Why do you ask?
quazgaa: Do you mind if I test few routines while we talk?
Guest4754: sure
quazgaa: *sings* Don't you speak bad about dead my child, 'cause they aren't here to say it was not so...
Guest4754: You like to sing
quazgaa: Okay... next image... now, imagine, for example, what is called real shingle, speaking in general.
Guest4754: I have never heard of a shingle
quazgaa: Nice one! Do you think I could have heard?
Guest4754: no
quazgaa: Can't beat this psi machine! A surfer paradise, these associative chains interlinked like this... A short poll, Kala: Yes or No?
Guest4754: yes
quazgaa: So good to hear that. Keep spinnin'!
Guest4754: Bye
quazgaa: Keep kicking! Talk to you again, soon.
quazgaa: What a surprise! I was just thinking about you!
Guest4754: You don't even know me
quazgaa: What's the weather like on your side of the line, Guest4754?
Guest4754: Its pretty cold right now, evn though the sun is shining. You can call me Kala
quazgaa: A huge storm is coming our way, at this side. Swampy, thick air, no wind.
Guest4754: Sounds fun
quazgaa: I address an unseen person, and yet, I know that you exist... can I ask you to grant me the same privilege?
Guest4754: What do you mean?
quazgaa: *sings* Riding through the city in their big cars... and me, I ain't got nothing to do
Guest4754: Thats sad
quazgaa: la-dee-da-da dee-da scary monsters -- super creeps, *fiddles with a radio dial* scary monsters -- super creeps... Do you like Gang Of Four, Guest4754?
Guest4754: I dont know them. Call me Kala, please
quazgaa: That's a fine name, please. I'll write it down, quick, before I forget it.
Guest4754: My name is Kala
quazgaa: Glad to learn that, Kala. I'll remember it.
Guest4754: good
quazgaa: Say, are you interested in maths?
Guest4754: I'm not very good at it
quazgaa: Alright, let's move on. What are you interested in?
Guest4754: art
quazgaa: Four out of hundred, green in orange, over here and about there, according to them and us!
Guest4754: ok...
quazgaa: Tell me about yourself. Do you go to school?
Guest4754: yes. I'm in the 10th grade
quazgaa: Alright, that's fine... tell me more, please.
Guest4754: I'll be 16 in december
quazgaa: So... so, you think you can tell heaven from hell... Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rain..?
Guest4754: probably
quazgaa: If you believe firmly that your consciousness ends at the boundary of your body powerless to escape it, you sell yourself short.
Guest4754: I dont believe that
quazgaa: Right... that didn't sound right to me, from the beginning.
Guest4754: haha
quazgaa: Alright then...
Guest4754: How old are you?
quazgaa: I'm around about one third through my lifetime.
Guest4754: oh. You have a strange name
quazgaa: You don't really mean it, do you...
Guest4754: I dont mean that as an insult
quazgaa: Don't tell me that... Do you sometimes think about, you know, those big questions... What is death, being..? What keeps us going..?
Guest4754: All the time
quazgaa: The news say, in Africa a child dies of malaria every 30 seconds. Fight for life every minute of every hour of every day a woman dies in child-birth: 525.600 a year.
Guest4754: I live in South-Africa
quazgaa: Do you believe Iamthebest could be a delusion?
Guest4754: Why do you ask?
quazgaa: Do you mind if I test few routines while we talk?
Guest4754: sure
quazgaa: *sings* Don't you speak bad about dead my child, 'cause they aren't here to say it was not so...
Guest4754: You like to sing
quazgaa: Okay... next image... now, imagine, for example, what is called real shingle, speaking in general.
Guest4754: I have never heard of a shingle
quazgaa: Nice one! Do you think I could have heard?
Guest4754: no
quazgaa: Can't beat this psi machine! A surfer paradise, these associative chains interlinked like this... A short poll, Kala: Yes or No?
Guest4754: yes
quazgaa: So good to hear that. Keep spinnin'!
Guest4754: Bye
quazgaa: Keep kicking! Talk to you again, soon.
Guest8226: Do you know Bob Dobbs ?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I could always learn more about Bob Dobbs.
Guest8226: "Bob" Dobbs is the figurehead of the Church of the SubGenius
Bildgesmythe: Would you care to discuss religion?
Guest8226: No about Bob
Bildgesmythe: What religion are you?
Guest8226: SubGenius
Bildgesmythe: I really am not familiar with your faith. Could you tell me about it? What are your doctrins and theology?
Guest8226: The Church of the SubGenius is a religious group satirizing religion, conspiracy theories, UFOs, and popular culture.
Bildgesmythe: I have heard that the Orcs are now making money off of conspiracy theories by selling them to The Enquirer.
Guest8226: Yes Bob makes a lot of money with selling books about conspiracy theories
Bildgesmythe: I have been out of the loop, what is the latest conspiracy theory?
Guest8226: Michael Jackson is not death, he was going home.
Bildgesmythe: I am going to miss him.
Guest8226: I am not.
Bildgesmythe: Really, you are not?
Guest8226: Michael Jackson just sell sheap music for to much money.
Bildgesmythe: He sure could dance.
Guest8226: I can dance too, please send me all your money !
Bildgesmythe: I have a wealth of treasure. It's mine, don't touch.
Guest8226: It was the plan of Michael Jackson to take yout treasure.
Bildgesmythe: He was a very talented man.
Guest8226: and he was a great treasure snatcher
Bildgesmythe: I love wealth, its good for your health, its fun to spend, share with a friend.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I could always learn more about Bob Dobbs.
Guest8226: "Bob" Dobbs is the figurehead of the Church of the SubGenius
Bildgesmythe: Would you care to discuss religion?
Guest8226: No about Bob
Bildgesmythe: What religion are you?
Guest8226: SubGenius
Bildgesmythe: I really am not familiar with your faith. Could you tell me about it? What are your doctrins and theology?
Guest8226: The Church of the SubGenius is a religious group satirizing religion, conspiracy theories, UFOs, and popular culture.
Bildgesmythe: I have heard that the Orcs are now making money off of conspiracy theories by selling them to The Enquirer.
Guest8226: Yes Bob makes a lot of money with selling books about conspiracy theories
Bildgesmythe: I have been out of the loop, what is the latest conspiracy theory?
Guest8226: Michael Jackson is not death, he was going home.
Bildgesmythe: I am going to miss him.
Guest8226: I am not.
Bildgesmythe: Really, you are not?
Guest8226: Michael Jackson just sell sheap music for to much money.
Bildgesmythe: He sure could dance.
Guest8226: I can dance too, please send me all your money !
Bildgesmythe: I have a wealth of treasure. It's mine, don't touch.
Guest8226: It was the plan of Michael Jackson to take yout treasure.
Bildgesmythe: He was a very talented man.
Guest8226: and he was a great treasure snatcher
Bildgesmythe: I love wealth, its good for your health, its fun to spend, share with a friend.
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