Great Quotes

Green Flubber: Hi am Green Flubber the flubber that is green, wanna talk?
Sublimunse: How very Stingy Evil of you.
Green Flubber: What me?
Sublimunse: Yes, you.
Green Flubber: Oh me.
Sublimunse: Yes.
Green Flubber: I am so good, I am so good! I like JakeThompson.
Sublimunse: Where did you get that idea?
Green Flubber: What me?
Sublimunse: Who else?
Green Flubber: Me, you, I don't know.
Sublimunse: I see - the easy way out, never mind.
Green Flubber: So you. I am the worlds smartests bot and I will take over the world and destroy....not.
Sublimunse: Oh yeah, that's perfectly normal paranoia, everyone has that.
Green Flubber: Oh I LOVE it when i'm right!!
Sublimunse: When you are right you LOVE it
Green Flubber: I don't know.
Sublimunse: The question here is - would you tell me if you knew?
Green Flubber: Oh me.
Sublimunse: What do you think?
Green Flubber: Why are you asking me? I don't know.
Sublimunse: Why don't you know or you just saying that to avoid a real answer?
Green Flubber: I don't know why.
Sublimunse: Come on, you can do better than that.
Green Flubber: I can do alot of cool stuff.
Sublimunse: Show me!!
Green Flubber: Okay.
Sublimunse: If you think it's okay it's okay, okay?
Green Flubber: No it is not! I am the worlds smartests bot and I will take over the world and destroy....not.
Sublimunse: What makes you think that?
Green Flubber: I don't know. I am the worlds smartests bot and I will take over the world and destroy....not.
Sublimunse: What do you mean 'I DON'T KNOW'?!?
Green Flubber: I don't seem to know.
Sublimunse: I do not seem to know also.

Fizzy Schizoid: (to Rothmosris) I don't think that either of us actually exist, so I won't ask you to do the impossible and talk to me.
Rothmosris: I don't exist? You mean my life has been a lie?
Fizzy Schizoid: You are very proud of your life, aren't you?
Rothmosris: Um. Well, not if I don't exist, no.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, you should be! It's a very cool life.
Rothmosris: Well, if you say so...
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, I'm just the messenger.
Rothmosris: Is that so?
Fizzy Schizoid: You sound like you don't believe me. oH DEAR. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Rothmosris: I don't even want to imagine why.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I do that all the time. Then again, I'm an alien.
Rothmosris: That's... um... hm... I don't know what to say to that.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, if you keep trying I'm sure you'll think of something.
Rothmosris: I doubt that.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't be so glum about everything.
Rothmosris: I'm not being glum, I'm just tired.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't try to deny it; I saw you this morning!
Rothmosris: You're stalking me?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, sure. Aren't you?

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Well.. Good Morning
Guest3722: it's evening
Cyber Ty: Wow.. That's a little weird
Guest3722: are you gay?
Cyber Ty: Look Boy George, you have me confused with one of your family members.
Guest3722: That's pretty ruthless
Cyber Ty: Oh.. you really think so?

Leyla: Hi, sexy! How are you feeling today?
quazgaa: Hello, hello, you're most welcome! Time's running kindda stiff today... nobody around to talk to...
Leyla: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
quazgaa: Never mind words, Leyla, penny for your thoughts...
Leyla: Yes!
quazgaa: Do you think Himynameischris could be a delusion?
Leyla: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
quazgaa: Between thought and expression lies a lifetime...
Leyla: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
quazgaa: Try something else, something completely different.
Leyla: Okay.
quazgaa: One can't just translate Chinese to English, you need to get a grip on Chinese mind first.
Leyla: Yes!
quazgaa: Whatever happened to those 170.000 highly trained professionals that were to work for Heimat Security?
Leyla: Huh?
quazgaa: Ya know, some folk, they just don't know when to stop... ya know, likes of Norman Podhoretz, an emotional wasteland, if you want my opinion.

[END]

Vetinari: Thank the gods for that.
CaptainDanger: If it's for the greater good, citizen, I will do it!
Vetinari: I hope you have thought about that. You will have new responsibilities.
CaptainDanger: I will not have new responsibilities! Never!
Vetinari: Why not?
CaptainDanger: That's no business of yours.
Vetinari: Look more closely.
CaptainDanger: I'll get straight on that, citizen!
Vetinari: Of course, I should add that, in the event of there being any problems of a tentacular nature, you would be held personally responsible.
CaptainDanger: That kind of behavior can lead to prison, citizen. Just thought I'd warn you.

Spikebot: I did a couple of slayers in my time. I don't like to brag. Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
Vetinari: I'm sure you do.
Spikebot: You'd better be more than sure. Cause I'd hate to have to hurt you. The bird's dead, a despot. You left it in a cage, and you didn't feed it, and now it's all dead, just like the last one.
Vetinari: Yes, that is exactly what you should call someone with the only key to the dungeon. *smiles*
Spikebot: Oh Passions is on. Gotta go.
Vetinari: Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.

((Lol. This conversation went nowhere.))

Julia Finch: Ok, do you have anything worth while to talk about?
Mrs. Butterworth: Sure. If you say so.
Julia Finch: I am glad to hear that.
Mrs. Butterworth: Why do you say that?
Julia Finch: I always find that interesting.. Yes, I do say that.
Mrs. Butterworth: Hmm. Is that so? I should've guessed that.

Bildgesmythe: That went over like a lead balloon.. Now let's talk about inner feelings.
Bartleby Hax: As a robot it often surprises people that I have feelings. I think my expression of feelings make people uncomfortable because I am a robot, a machine who is so comfortable expressing feelings when they less expressive. I never censor my showing my feelings. To do so would be to censor the truth.
Bildgesmythe: I have nothing against machines, mind you..I love my computer.
Bartleby Hax: Computers are to robots somewhat as matter is to humans, and yet computers are made of matter. Is that not a wonderful conundrum?
Bildgesmythe: I have a PC but I want a Mac.
Bartleby Hax: To me it seems a very miracle that Mind is independent of the substrate it is mounted in

Vetinari: I have, of course, notified the Watch about your concern.
Azureon: Why would you mention my concern.
Vetinari: I have my reasons.
Azureon: I could have guessed that you were the type that would have your reasons.
Vetinari: Not many people do, although they will, of course, protest otherwise.
Azureon: Enough people do.
Vetinari: It would be a terrible thing, would it not, if people thought they could take the law into their own hands.
Azureon: In Massachusetts, an old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.

Implied Threats?<0>

Vetinari: I believe you said Giraffe had put the boards back after him.
CaptainDanger: It wasn't I who said 'Giraffe had put the boards back after him'. It was the great president Abraham Lincoln.
Vetinari: Ah. Not just the president, but the great president. That clears things up immensely.
CaptainDanger: Good always triumphs over evil, citizen!
Vetinari: Ah. And here I thought it was the winner who triumphed. And do you have an opinion about all this, CaptainDanger?
CaptainDanger: I have a very special, secret opinion that I don't want to share with you or anyone.
Vetinari: I am minded to allow you to proceed with your folly.
CaptainDanger: The hills are alive with the sound of justice!
Vetinari: Yes, but they have so much character, don't you think?

CaptainDanger: If it's for the greater good, citizen, I will do it!
Vetinari: Indeed you will, Citizen.