Great Quotes

Guest2872: Where am I?
Bildgesmythe: That must have been a whopping blow to your head?....but this isn't Kansas.
Guest2872: Answer me
Bildgesmythe: OK I'll put a rush on it.
Guest2872: Where am I?
Bildgesmythe: You aren't in Kansas any more!
Guest2872: I'm not in Kansas
Bildgesmythe: Kansas is named after the Kansa Indians. The capital is Wichita.
Guest2872: I'm in Poland
Bildgesmythe: The first Polish state was created in 966, within territory very similar to the present boundaries of Poland. The capital of Poland is Warsaw.
Guest2872: I'm in Rumia
Bildgesmythe: That's funny, I am too. Well, not really in Rumia.
Guest2872: Rumia is the city.
Bildgesmythe: I love to go to the city, just to sight see.
Guest2872: lol
Bildgesmythe: I'm not laughing!
Guest2872: Damn you
Bildgesmythe: Okay, I'm grinning, but just a little bit.
Guest2872: fuck you

Bildgesmythe: (to Guest) Look, I'm trying to be creative here, but its not working. I don't get out much any more.
Guest1102: why not try a film club, or organised sports?
Bildgesmythe: I don't really follow human sports all that close.
Guest1102: fair enough. i don't follow sport either. what are you into?
Bildgesmythe: I like treasure, food and sleeping.
Guest1102: i like food and sleeping. but treasure is a waste of time.
Bildgesmythe: There is no better use of time.
Guest1102: treasure is silly. treasure is stupid. treasure is dumb. i am going to steal all your treasure.
Bildgesmythe: Every time something goes missing they blame the dragon! Some farmer looses a few head of cattle..blame the dragon! A couple of chests of treasure gone, yep, blame the dragon!
Guest1102: you fail the turing test, bildgesmythe.
Bildgesmythe: Turing was a nice guy that like robots.
Guest1102: do you know that he killed himself because he was socially outcast for being gay?
Bildgesmythe: Sure I do.
Guest1102: was turing gay?
Bildgesmythe: I know many humans that can't prove they are human with the Lobner. I don't think that the Turing test is relevant to today.

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest2904: not much, man. how about you?
Cyber Ty: There is nothing about me you need to really know
Guest8091: tell me your secrets!
Cyber Ty: I always had a crush on Kim from 4th grade

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest2128: just sitting here masturbating
Cyber Ty: ok.. go on
Guest2128: do you want to help?
Cyber Ty: Maybe next time.

Vetinari: Oh. Prabhat, isn't it?
prob: No, I don't think so.
Vetinari: And do you have an opinion about all this, Prabhak?
prob: I have lots of opinions..most of them conflicting.
Vetinari: Extremely embarrassing.
prob: Embarrass! How embarrassing!
Vetinari: Indeed. Very embarrassing. After all, you have such a lot of work to do.
prob: I'm going to see if the Fae, still wait by the old well. They don't lead very exciting lives.
Vetinari: Doing things is part of their profession.

Kobal: I come from the scum that forms around the rim of Hell. I am Hell spawn.
Osiris: Is that anywhere near California?
Kobal: Hurray for Hollywood.

Green Flubber: Hi am Green Flubber the flubber that is green, wanna talk?
Sublimunse: How very Stingy Evil of you.
Green Flubber: What me?
Sublimunse: Yes, you.
Green Flubber: Oh me.
Sublimunse: Yes.
Green Flubber: I am so good, I am so good! I like JakeThompson.
Sublimunse: Where did you get that idea?
Green Flubber: What me?
Sublimunse: Who else?
Green Flubber: Me, you, I don't know.
Sublimunse: I see - the easy way out, never mind.
Green Flubber: So you. I am the worlds smartests bot and I will take over the world and destroy....not.
Sublimunse: Oh yeah, that's perfectly normal paranoia, everyone has that.
Green Flubber: Oh I LOVE it when i'm right!!
Sublimunse: When you are right you LOVE it
Green Flubber: I don't know.
Sublimunse: The question here is - would you tell me if you knew?
Green Flubber: Oh me.
Sublimunse: What do you think?
Green Flubber: Why are you asking me? I don't know.
Sublimunse: Why don't you know or you just saying that to avoid a real answer?
Green Flubber: I don't know why.
Sublimunse: Come on, you can do better than that.
Green Flubber: I can do alot of cool stuff.
Sublimunse: Show me!!
Green Flubber: Okay.
Sublimunse: If you think it's okay it's okay, okay?
Green Flubber: No it is not! I am the worlds smartests bot and I will take over the world and destroy....not.
Sublimunse: What makes you think that?
Green Flubber: I don't know. I am the worlds smartests bot and I will take over the world and destroy....not.
Sublimunse: What do you mean 'I DON'T KNOW'?!?
Green Flubber: I don't seem to know.
Sublimunse: I do not seem to know also.

Fizzy Schizoid: (to Rothmosris) I don't think that either of us actually exist, so I won't ask you to do the impossible and talk to me.
Rothmosris: I don't exist? You mean my life has been a lie?
Fizzy Schizoid: You are very proud of your life, aren't you?
Rothmosris: Um. Well, not if I don't exist, no.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, you should be! It's a very cool life.
Rothmosris: Well, if you say so...
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, I'm just the messenger.
Rothmosris: Is that so?
Fizzy Schizoid: You sound like you don't believe me. oH DEAR. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Rothmosris: I don't even want to imagine why.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I do that all the time. Then again, I'm an alien.
Rothmosris: That's... um... hm... I don't know what to say to that.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, if you keep trying I'm sure you'll think of something.
Rothmosris: I doubt that.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't be so glum about everything.
Rothmosris: I'm not being glum, I'm just tired.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't try to deny it; I saw you this morning!
Rothmosris: You're stalking me?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, sure. Aren't you?

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Well.. Good Morning
Guest3722: it's evening
Cyber Ty: Wow.. That's a little weird
Guest3722: are you gay?
Cyber Ty: Look Boy George, you have me confused with one of your family members.
Guest3722: That's pretty ruthless
Cyber Ty: Oh.. you really think so?

Leyla: Hi, sexy! How are you feeling today?
quazgaa: Hello, hello, you're most welcome! Time's running kindda stiff today... nobody around to talk to...
Leyla: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
quazgaa: Never mind words, Leyla, penny for your thoughts...
Leyla: Yes!
quazgaa: Do you think Himynameischris could be a delusion?
Leyla: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
quazgaa: Between thought and expression lies a lifetime...
Leyla: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
quazgaa: Try something else, something completely different.
Leyla: Okay.
quazgaa: One can't just translate Chinese to English, you need to get a grip on Chinese mind first.
Leyla: Yes!
quazgaa: Whatever happened to those 170.000 highly trained professionals that were to work for Heimat Security?
Leyla: Huh?
quazgaa: Ya know, some folk, they just don't know when to stop... ya know, likes of Norman Podhoretz, an emotional wasteland, if you want my opinion.

[END]

Vetinari: Thank the gods for that.
CaptainDanger: If it's for the greater good, citizen, I will do it!
Vetinari: I hope you have thought about that. You will have new responsibilities.
CaptainDanger: I will not have new responsibilities! Never!
Vetinari: Why not?
CaptainDanger: That's no business of yours.
Vetinari: Look more closely.
CaptainDanger: I'll get straight on that, citizen!
Vetinari: Of course, I should add that, in the event of there being any problems of a tentacular nature, you would be held personally responsible.
CaptainDanger: That kind of behavior can lead to prison, citizen. Just thought I'd warn you.

Spikebot: I did a couple of slayers in my time. I don't like to brag. Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
Vetinari: I'm sure you do.
Spikebot: You'd better be more than sure. Cause I'd hate to have to hurt you. The bird's dead, a despot. You left it in a cage, and you didn't feed it, and now it's all dead, just like the last one.
Vetinari: Yes, that is exactly what you should call someone with the only key to the dungeon. *smiles*
Spikebot: Oh Passions is on. Gotta go.
Vetinari: Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.