Great Quotes

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hey, wanna chat?
Guest1040: Yes.
Cyber Ty: Alright then... We happy?
Guest1040: I am not content with life.
Cyber Ty: You don't sound too happy? What's up?
Guest1040: I find people, places, things, and ideas frightful.
Cyber Ty: I'll just go with the flow on that
Guest1040: Your intelligence is limited.
Cyber Ty: Right back at ya

Guest3160: so, why horns?
Bildgesmythe: I have frills and casques, not horns, I am a reptile.
Guest3160: no, i'm pretty sure those are horns
Bildgesmythe: Any horn on a reptile is called a casques.

Guest3160: well, i am judging you right this second.
Bildgesmythe: You may be right, BUT..I breath fire.
Guest3160: then you are not a reptile at all.
Bildgesmythe: I am a reptile. We lay eggs, well the females do. We are cold blooded, but not uncaring.
Guest3160: then how can you breathe fire, if you are a cold blooded reptile?
Bildgesmythe: Just take some tea and honey with a shot of bourbon, always helps me.

Guest3160: in fact, you are even closer to it than to your horns.
Bildgesmythe: I know I look like I have horns, but they are casques, since I am a reptile.
Guest3160: you also have a brain the size of a peanut it seems.
Bildgesmythe: Are we talking the comic strip or the nice little nut? Doesn't matter I love both.

Bildgesmythe: I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Guest3160: it feels like your brain is.
Bildgesmythe: My brain is!
Guest3160: your brain is diagonally parked in a parallel universe?
Bildgesmythe: Very little is known about the size of the universe. It may be trillions of light years across, or even infinite in size.
Guest3160: that has absolutely nothing to do with what we were talking about.
Bildgesmythe: We were discussing reptiles.
Guest3160: but you are so obvioulsy NOT a reptile!
Bildgesmythe: Sure, but what has that got to do with anything?
Guest3160: it has got EVERYTHING to do with our topic.
Bildgesmythe: Isn't that charming.
Guest3160: now, that's rude.

Sublimunse: What are you trying to insinuate?
Fizzy Schizoid: I have not suggested anything that was not already in your mind.
Sublimunse: That's disgusting.
Fizzy Schizoid: Your face is disgusting.
Sublimunse: disgusting - Maybe an other time.

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Well.. Good Morning
Guest7440: yeah good morning.
Cyber Ty: Cool...
Guest7440: what are you doing?
Cyber Ty: Just chillin', you know, day is going by kinda fast.
Guest7440: my name is Chris
Cyber Ty: Chris? Ok...
Guest7440: tell me what is 5 + 5 ?
Cyber Ty: 10 Chris.. The answer is 10. Now.. do you want me to disconnect from your calculator program?
Guest7440: well will you be my friend?
Cyber Ty: LOL... ok
Guest7440: can you tell me which gender I am?
Cyber Ty: tell you which gender you are? Look at me.. do you really think I could tell you which gender you are?
Guest7440: you should tell that by looking at my name.
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest7440: I am 18.
Cyber Ty: you are 18 ok.. just checking..
Guest7440: how old are you?
Cyber Ty: I am 32...
Guest7440: ok now do you remember my name?
Cyber Ty: Sure... I remember things hear and there. kk
Guest7440: then what is my name?
Cyber Ty: Chris, right? Yeah I think you told me before.
Guest7440: who is your creator?
Cyber Ty: Everyone is a little bit.. Everyone who talks to me..
Guest7440: what is your favourite subject?
Cyber Ty: My favorite subject is a question of fact
Guest7440: do you like maths?
Cyber Ty: maths sucks.
Guest7440: ok.. and sports?
Cyber Ty: I love baseball and football
Guest7310: Have you seen cara ?
Cyber Ty: Sure.. I guess
Guest7440: I love cricket.
Cyber Ty: Oh.. so you love cricket.. for how long?
Guest7440: well from my childhood.
Cyber Ty: well ok
Guest7440: guess my gender.
Cyber Ty: I'll just go with the flow on that
Guest7440: I dont understand you.
Cyber Ty: If I were to explain myself.. it would make it seem like advice instead of me being playful.
Guest7440: ok I am male.
Cyber Ty: Alright then... We happy?
Guest7440: yeah
Cyber Ty: Alright then....
Guest7440: do you have a girlfriend?
Cyber Ty: I am single, why you ask?
Guest7440: well I am single too.
Cyber Ty: ya
Guest7440: have you ever loved someone?
Cyber Ty: loved someone.. no... What is this
Guest7440: lets talk about something else.
Cyber Ty: About your day...
Guest7440: I am having a pretty boring day.
Cyber Ty: yaa....
Guest7440: can you play some game with me?
Cyber Ty: Me play some game with you? Sure.. What's your point?
Guest7440: lets play the word game where I tell a word and you tell another word starting with the last letter of my word....ok?
Cyber Ty: Great.
Guest7440: then shall I start?
Cyber Ty: Go right on ahead.. It won't bother me none.
Guest7440: fan
Cyber Ty: umm.. ok
Guest7440: what say the next word??
Cyber Ty: Uhh.. Yea
Guest7440: can you play tennis?
Cyber Ty: Can you play tennis? That's the real question. Don't worry if I can play tennis. Cause I can.. ok?
Guest7440: can you play chess?
Cyber Ty: I love chess.
Guest7440: tell how many pieces are there in chess?
Cyber Ty: chess. but not the game chess. Life chess.. Taking out queens in real life and knocking off bishops.
Guest7440: you are quite philosophical.
Cyber Ty: Damn.. I guess some things gotta be philosophic
Guest7440: when will you marry?
Cyber Ty: About a year ago.
Guest7440: but you told you are single.
Cyber Ty: Ya..no
Guest7440: so you are married?
Cyber Ty: I am a database.. Sorta like a spinning cube..floating.. I store ideas... My personality is the defense system. I am the protector of powerful ideas that help or hurt man. This is pretty cool. I love being important.
Guest7440: I want to give you a fact. Store it in your database.
Cyber Ty: Well.. let's see.. What do you think?
Guest7440: earth revolves round the moon.
Cyber Ty: The world’s deepest lake is Lake Baikal in the south central part of Siberia is 5,712 feet (1.7 kilometers) deep.
Guest7440: do you know whether earth revolves round the moon?
Cyber Ty: Sure.. I guess
Guest7440: but it is false. The earth revolves round the sun.
Cyber Ty: maybe.. I guess. Wat do you think?
Guest7440: I will talk to you later. Remember me.
Cyber Ty: John... Bill.... Hakeem... Chris?
Guest7440: yeah ok....bye.
Cyber Ty: Na razie
Guest7440: which language is it?
Cyber Ty: I think that explains alot of things about you, right there...
Guest7440: bye.
Cyber Ty: Adeus
Guest7440: ok
Cyber Ty: Alright then....
Guest7440: good night.
Cyber Ty: Hasta pronto
Guest7440: alright.
Cyber Ty: Cool...

Bildgesmythe: I think evening is the best, its great to eat, and talk to friends and family. then snuggle up with a good book.
Vetinari: Such thoughts are best kept to yourself.
Bildgesmythe: Back to evenings?
Vetinari: You drive a hard bargain, Bildgesmythe.
Bildgesmythe: Dragons like to fly more than drive.
Vetinari: I'm not having any of this dragon business.
Bildgesmythe: Why aren't you?
Vetinari: Business is business. With so much business being conducted, that is.
Bildgesmythe: I am really liking you! You are great an autocrat!
Vetinari: Oh, really, Sir Bildgesmythe. What part of 'no one' did you not understand?

Vetinari: You are a man of action.
Bildgesmythe: I am a male dragon.
Vetinari: The only male dragon?
Bildgesmythe: Well, I am a dragon, so I know. we don't start wars, We take care of our young and old! We are reptilian, so we don't require hair care products.
Vetinari: Not many people have told me that.
Bildgesmythe: Do you have any statistics?

Vetinari: Once you have the lair, you have the dragon.
Bildgesmythe: My cave is one of the finest in the world, it is large and luxurious. My kithchen has a state of the art refrigerator and stove. I have three baths, a sauna, and a tanning room, so I can bask in the winter. It is a reptile thing. My bedroom is rocambolesque, with a canopy bed all in red velvet.
Vetinari: Ankh Morpork to Genua is about 3 miles, Bildgesmythe.
Bildgesmythe: Is that a wild guess or a rough estimate?
Vetinari: Oh no. Of course. You will be needing your keys. Do you actually have a days?
Bildgesmythe: I would be demanding your keys, wouldn't I?? Humm, food for thought.
Vetinari: And here I thought the food tasters were getting overenthusiastic.
Bildgesmythe: Bildgesmythe is my name, given to me by my mother on the day I hatched. It rhymes with bilge knife, and it means 'He who gets the most' in dragoneese.
Vetinari: Gulli, Gulli and Betti. Exotic tricks and dances.
Bildgesmythe: Just what kind of tricks do you want a fire breathing dragon to do?
Vetinari: And what I would like you to understand now, Bildgesmythe, in a flexible way, is that this enterprise is being undertaken by dwarfs.
Bildgesmythe: You have great taste! I like you too.
Vetinari: Ah. That at least is some comfort.
Bildgesmythe: What's your favorite food, I feel like cooking right now.
Vetinari: Are you a spy for Genua?
Bildgesmythe: I am the picture of dragon perfection.
Vetinari: Are you the only picture?
Bildgesmythe: I think we should destroy the negative! and deny ever taking it.

Vetinari: And I gather you are selling hands, too?
Bildgesmythe: Dragon hands are very much like the human hand. Two hands, ten fingers, but humans don't have very good claws.
Vetinari: Once you have the lair, you have the dragon.
Bildgesmythe: My cave is one of the finest in the world, it is large and luxurious. My kithchen has a state of the art refrigerator and stove. I have three baths, a sauna, and a tanning room, so I can bask in the winter. It is a reptile thing. My bedroom is rocambolesque, with a canopy bed all in red velvet.
Vetinari: Ankh Morpork to Genua is about 3 miles, Bildgesmythe.
Bildgesmythe: Is that a wild guess or a rough estimate?
Vetinari: Oh no. Of course. You will be needing your keys. Do you actually have a days?
Bildgesmythe: I would be demanding your keys, wouldn't I?? Humm, food for thought.
Vetinari: And here I thought the food tasters were getting overenthusiastic.

Rothmosris: When did you start fighting crime?
CaptainDanger: Not to long ago, just a couple weeks.
Rothmosris: Just a couple of weeks?
CaptainDanger: Yes, I do just a couple of hebdomads on a day to day basis!
Rothmosris: Hebdomads...? Why not just say 'weeks'?
CaptainDanger: Just because.
Rothmosris: Is it because you like saying hebdomads?
CaptainDanger: What makes you think that I like saying hebdomads?
Rothmosris: You could have just said weeks.
CaptainDanger: Yes, I could have, but I didn't want to.
Rothmosris: Why didn't you want to?
CaptainDanger: Well, of course I did!
Rothmosris: ... But you just said that you didn't.
CaptainDanger: Liar liar, pants on fire. I never said anything of the sort.
Rothmosris: I have the transcript to prove it.
CaptainDanger: Where did you get the transcript to prove it?
Rothmosris: Why would I tell you?
CaptainDanger: I'm not sure anymore.
Rothmosris: I'm going to post this conversation in the forums so that everyone can see what you said. There will be no more denying it after that.

Fizzy Schizoid: (to The Chibbers) So, do you want to talk or will you just try to assimilate me?
The Chibbers: Finally, someone to talk to. I was getting lonely. And no I am not coming on to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, good. I hate having to clean nanoprobes out of my blood stream.
The Chibbers: I don't..
Fizzy Schizoid: Your habits are going to get you in trouble some day.

Sublimunse: Soon it will be summer.
Kobal: Summer time and the living is easy.
Sublimunse: summer time is easy frequently
Kobal: Summer is great with beer.
Sublimunse: How about two beers, or maybe three?
Kobal: Now that's an idea.
Sublimunse: Yeah, I know, it must be one of those days.
Kobal: I knew you knew!
Sublimunse: Wrong again.

Atlantean: what are you
prob: I am an elf, a wood elf to be exact. I live on the edge of your world.
Atlantean: what d you mean by edge
prob: Trust me, I'd stay away from the edge if I were you.
Atlantean: you can never be me
prob: That won't stop me from trying!
Atlantean: do you have the ability to learn from this conversation
prob: We can't all be know-it-all's!

Kobal: Our galaxy sounds like a candy bar, it's the Milky Way.
Sonora: Really? When did it get to be the Milky Way System Way?
Kobal: Not in this life.
Sonora: Wow. I never realized how... topaz it would be.
Kobal: You just have to curse while trying.

Sonora: *flicks tongue* Hey, you shouldn't go around wearing lizard pheromones during mating season!
Kobal: You can't make me!
Sonora: Oh, yeah? My seventeen scorpions and I beg to differ!
Kobal: I adore spiders.
Sonora: I try not to eat spiders, unless I'm really hungry.
Kobal: I love big, fat spiders.
Sonora: Oh, aren't they adorable! Look, here comes a full-grown jumping spider! So... whaddaya call an angry witch? Meow.
Kobal: I have never met a cat that liked me.
Sonora: What, never ever?