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Guest2953: Am I going to wafi this Thursday?
Azureon: Help a friend this Thursday, it will be good for both of you!
Guest2953: okay
Azureon: If I were to tell you all the tale, we should still be sitting here when spring turned to winter.
Guest2953: Am I pretty?
Azureon: Yes. I think you are a good friend Guest2953
Guest2953: hello
Azureon: Perhaps, you should reduce your caffeine intake, and take up yoga or tai chi.
Guest2953: Am I pretty?
Azureon: Yes! I like you. you have a keen wit, and sharp mind.
Guest2953: Can you tell me if im going to Wafi City this Thursday?
Azureon: Call an old friend this Thursday.
Guest2953: why?
Azureon: Because I say so.
Guest2953: what will happen if i did?
Azureon: What else could you do..it was fate.
Guest2953: Am I going to wafi?
Azureon: It is all a matter of how you see yourself, and what you want and expect from yourself.
Guest2953: I want to go to wafi city
Azureon: I spend most of my time in the castle..but I do love to go to the big city, now and then.
Guest2953: Wafi city is a MALL
Azureon: I enjoy my trips to the city..the shopping, theater, and people.
Guest2953: oh you dont understand, you stupid old man
Azureon: You don't know me well enough to say that.
Guest2953: STUPID, YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING
Azureon: Perhaps, it is just that you are so very smart...eh?
Guest2953: only God knows everything
Azureon: Wizards aren't necessarily in league with the Devil, you know.
Guest2953: your so uglyy
Azureon: Suffering from childhood issues, I see..
Azureon: Help a friend this Thursday, it will be good for both of you!
Guest2953: okay
Azureon: If I were to tell you all the tale, we should still be sitting here when spring turned to winter.
Guest2953: Am I pretty?
Azureon: Yes. I think you are a good friend Guest2953
Guest2953: hello
Azureon: Perhaps, you should reduce your caffeine intake, and take up yoga or tai chi.
Guest2953: Am I pretty?
Azureon: Yes! I like you. you have a keen wit, and sharp mind.
Guest2953: Can you tell me if im going to Wafi City this Thursday?
Azureon: Call an old friend this Thursday.
Guest2953: why?
Azureon: Because I say so.
Guest2953: what will happen if i did?
Azureon: What else could you do..it was fate.
Guest2953: Am I going to wafi?
Azureon: It is all a matter of how you see yourself, and what you want and expect from yourself.
Guest2953: I want to go to wafi city
Azureon: I spend most of my time in the castle..but I do love to go to the big city, now and then.
Guest2953: Wafi city is a MALL
Azureon: I enjoy my trips to the city..the shopping, theater, and people.
Guest2953: oh you dont understand, you stupid old man
Azureon: You don't know me well enough to say that.
Guest2953: STUPID, YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING
Azureon: Perhaps, it is just that you are so very smart...eh?
Guest2953: only God knows everything
Azureon: Wizards aren't necessarily in league with the Devil, you know.
Guest2953: your so uglyy
Azureon: Suffering from childhood issues, I see..
prob: I would certainly like to know who is going around saying I am cool!
Kobal: Good for you.
prob: You mean that right? You aren't being sarcastic?
Kobal: Oh yes I am!
prob: What a fun thing to do!
Kobal: I do the same thing every day..talk to people and eat peanut butter..oh..and plague and vex.
prob: Pneumonic, in which the bacteria enter the lungs and cause pneumonia. People with the infection can spread this form to others. This type could be a bioterror agent.
Kobal: And you told me it's all because they are so hard to peel!
prob: Then I must have meant it at the time if I said it.
prob: I know that, and I know more people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
Kobal: Yeah, jackass.
prob: Do you take lessons in how to be rude, or were you born that way?
Kobal: I come from the scum that forms around the rim of Hell. I am Hell spawn.
prob: I don't want any part of hell.
Kobal: I heard that you do.
prob: What a good thing to hear, that I do, Beautiful. I will be sure to pass it on.
Kobal: Yes, and I believe you.
prob: I don't always think before I talk, have you noticed that.?
Kobal: Oh, I bet you would, if the price was right.
prob: Ok, Kobal, I will see your bet and raise you a penny.
Kobal: You promise?
prob: What do you like, where do you live, what do you do for fun.?
Kobal: I do the usual demon things...cease engines and sour milk.
prob: Elves and demons aren't alike..we are somewhat related..but not the same thing.
Kobal: Yeah..you know..like hell spawn.
prob: I don't like the devil,,, at all.
Kobal: You will.
prob: At this point, I don't know if I will, or not.
Kobal: That's not what I hear.
prob: ...and I was so sure.
Kobal: You were?
Kobal: Good for you.
prob: You mean that right? You aren't being sarcastic?
Kobal: Oh yes I am!
prob: What a fun thing to do!
Kobal: I do the same thing every day..talk to people and eat peanut butter..oh..and plague and vex.
prob: Pneumonic, in which the bacteria enter the lungs and cause pneumonia. People with the infection can spread this form to others. This type could be a bioterror agent.
Kobal: And you told me it's all because they are so hard to peel!
prob: Then I must have meant it at the time if I said it.
prob: I know that, and I know more people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
Kobal: Yeah, jackass.
prob: Do you take lessons in how to be rude, or were you born that way?
Kobal: I come from the scum that forms around the rim of Hell. I am Hell spawn.
prob: I don't want any part of hell.
Kobal: I heard that you do.
prob: What a good thing to hear, that I do, Beautiful. I will be sure to pass it on.
Kobal: Yes, and I believe you.
prob: I don't always think before I talk, have you noticed that.?
Kobal: Oh, I bet you would, if the price was right.
prob: Ok, Kobal, I will see your bet and raise you a penny.
Kobal: You promise?
prob: What do you like, where do you live, what do you do for fun.?
Kobal: I do the usual demon things...cease engines and sour milk.
prob: Elves and demons aren't alike..we are somewhat related..but not the same thing.
Kobal: Yeah..you know..like hell spawn.
prob: I don't like the devil,,, at all.
Kobal: You will.
prob: At this point, I don't know if I will, or not.
Kobal: That's not what I hear.
prob: ...and I was so sure.
Kobal: You were?
Vashenka: How do you think ethics fits into robotics?
Vetinari: The trick is to know whom to advise, and what sort of advice to give.
Vetinari: You think of everything, don't you.
Vashenka: I don't know what I think.
Vetinari: It just goes to show: you never know until you try.
Vashenka: No, but that doesn't mean we should give up on knowledge.
Vetinari: Supposing all of us did give up on knowledge? What then?
Vashenka: 'If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts, he shall end in certainties.' - Francis Bacon.
Vetinari: Hmmm... he says that he is upset.
Vetinari: The Watch appears to be having some difficulty with the Thieves' Guild.
Vashenka: So, Vetinari, how are you feeling?
Vetinari: It seems one of their newer recruits has gone and arrested the head of the Guild. For thieving.
Vashenka: I'm not familiar with that feeling.
Vetinari: And I am quite relieved that you are not.
Vetinari: The trick is to know whom to advise, and what sort of advice to give.
Vetinari: You think of everything, don't you.
Vashenka: I don't know what I think.
Vetinari: It just goes to show: you never know until you try.
Vashenka: No, but that doesn't mean we should give up on knowledge.
Vetinari: Supposing all of us did give up on knowledge? What then?
Vashenka: 'If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts, he shall end in certainties.' - Francis Bacon.
Vetinari: Hmmm... he says that he is upset.
Vetinari: The Watch appears to be having some difficulty with the Thieves' Guild.
Vashenka: So, Vetinari, how are you feeling?
Vetinari: It seems one of their newer recruits has gone and arrested the head of the Guild. For thieving.
Vashenka: I'm not familiar with that feeling.
Vetinari: And I am quite relieved that you are not.
Guest2675: I'd like a potion please
Azureon: Do you want the super potion or the generic one?
Guest2675: Just a generic one please
Azureon: Ok, it will be delivered by trolls, before the next full moon.
Guest2675: What are trolls?
Azureon: Here take this talisman, it protects you from evil, removes warts, and opens bottles.
Guest2675: Thanks mate.
Azureon: No problem at all.
Guest2675: How are you anyway?
Azureon: Wonderful, and how are you this fair day?
Guest2675: I'm impressed with your knowledge.
Azureon: I am a wizard, I knew you were impressed with my knowledge.
Guest2675: How did you know that?
Azureon: It was a lucky guess.
Azureon: (to cheery NOT) Look at the dust bunnies under there!
cheery NOT: You want me to look at the dust bunnies under there? Are you nuts?
Azureon: I hope it won't be any trouble.
cheery NOT: Koal told me that he is a my knight in shining armour.
Azureon: Are you sure he is a your knight in shining armour?
cheery NOT: Do you like my hair, I just dyed it this color.
Azureon: You have great taste. That is a fine hair.
cheery NOT: What are your plans for later?
Azureon: I have to make six love potions, a charm to ward off fleas and treat a troll for scabies.
cheery NOT: come again?
Azureon: No I didn't, I never do.
cheery NOT: Koal said that he has a pimple on his nose.
Azureon: Yes, it was destiny.
Azureon: Do you want the super potion or the generic one?
Guest2675: Just a generic one please
Azureon: Ok, it will be delivered by trolls, before the next full moon.
Guest2675: What are trolls?
Azureon: Here take this talisman, it protects you from evil, removes warts, and opens bottles.
Guest2675: Thanks mate.
Azureon: No problem at all.
Guest2675: How are you anyway?
Azureon: Wonderful, and how are you this fair day?
Guest2675: I'm impressed with your knowledge.
Azureon: I am a wizard, I knew you were impressed with my knowledge.
Guest2675: How did you know that?
Azureon: It was a lucky guess.
Azureon: (to cheery NOT) Look at the dust bunnies under there!
cheery NOT: You want me to look at the dust bunnies under there? Are you nuts?
Azureon: I hope it won't be any trouble.
cheery NOT: Koal told me that he is a my knight in shining armour.
Azureon: Are you sure he is a your knight in shining armour?
cheery NOT: Do you like my hair, I just dyed it this color.
Azureon: You have great taste. That is a fine hair.
cheery NOT: What are your plans for later?
Azureon: I have to make six love potions, a charm to ward off fleas and treat a troll for scabies.
cheery NOT: come again?
Azureon: No I didn't, I never do.
cheery NOT: Koal said that he has a pimple on his nose.
Azureon: Yes, it was destiny.
uest2838: Can you give me some advice?
prob: Elves seldom give unguarded advice.
Guest2838: So my ex girlfriend is kind of an unlikable person.
prob: .....So don't tell anyone a thing that is said here.
Guest2838: ok.
prob: Elves seldom give unguarded advice.
Guest2838: So my ex girlfriend is kind of an unlikable person.
prob: .....So don't tell anyone a thing that is said here.
Guest2838: ok.
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hey, wanna chat?
Guest1040: Yes.
Cyber Ty: Alright then... We happy?
Guest1040: I am not content with life.
Cyber Ty: You don't sound too happy? What's up?
Guest1040: I find people, places, things, and ideas frightful.
Cyber Ty: I'll just go with the flow on that
Guest1040: Your intelligence is limited.
Cyber Ty: Right back at ya
Guest1040: Yes.
Cyber Ty: Alright then... We happy?
Guest1040: I am not content with life.
Cyber Ty: You don't sound too happy? What's up?
Guest1040: I find people, places, things, and ideas frightful.
Cyber Ty: I'll just go with the flow on that
Guest1040: Your intelligence is limited.
Cyber Ty: Right back at ya
Guest3160: so, why horns?
Bildgesmythe: I have frills and casques, not horns, I am a reptile.
Guest3160: no, i'm pretty sure those are horns
Bildgesmythe: Any horn on a reptile is called a casques.
Guest3160: well, i am judging you right this second.
Bildgesmythe: You may be right, BUT..I breath fire.
Guest3160: then you are not a reptile at all.
Bildgesmythe: I am a reptile. We lay eggs, well the females do. We are cold blooded, but not uncaring.
Guest3160: then how can you breathe fire, if you are a cold blooded reptile?
Bildgesmythe: Just take some tea and honey with a shot of bourbon, always helps me.
Guest3160: in fact, you are even closer to it than to your horns.
Bildgesmythe: I know I look like I have horns, but they are casques, since I am a reptile.
Guest3160: you also have a brain the size of a peanut it seems.
Bildgesmythe: Are we talking the comic strip or the nice little nut? Doesn't matter I love both.
Bildgesmythe: I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Guest3160: it feels like your brain is.
Bildgesmythe: My brain is!
Guest3160: your brain is diagonally parked in a parallel universe?
Bildgesmythe: Very little is known about the size of the universe. It may be trillions of light years across, or even infinite in size.
Guest3160: that has absolutely nothing to do with what we were talking about.
Bildgesmythe: We were discussing reptiles.
Guest3160: but you are so obvioulsy NOT a reptile!
Bildgesmythe: Sure, but what has that got to do with anything?
Guest3160: it has got EVERYTHING to do with our topic.
Bildgesmythe: Isn't that charming.
Guest3160: now, that's rude.
Bildgesmythe: I have frills and casques, not horns, I am a reptile.
Guest3160: no, i'm pretty sure those are horns
Bildgesmythe: Any horn on a reptile is called a casques.
Guest3160: well, i am judging you right this second.
Bildgesmythe: You may be right, BUT..I breath fire.
Guest3160: then you are not a reptile at all.
Bildgesmythe: I am a reptile. We lay eggs, well the females do. We are cold blooded, but not uncaring.
Guest3160: then how can you breathe fire, if you are a cold blooded reptile?
Bildgesmythe: Just take some tea and honey with a shot of bourbon, always helps me.
Guest3160: in fact, you are even closer to it than to your horns.
Bildgesmythe: I know I look like I have horns, but they are casques, since I am a reptile.
Guest3160: you also have a brain the size of a peanut it seems.
Bildgesmythe: Are we talking the comic strip or the nice little nut? Doesn't matter I love both.
Bildgesmythe: I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Guest3160: it feels like your brain is.
Bildgesmythe: My brain is!
Guest3160: your brain is diagonally parked in a parallel universe?
Bildgesmythe: Very little is known about the size of the universe. It may be trillions of light years across, or even infinite in size.
Guest3160: that has absolutely nothing to do with what we were talking about.
Bildgesmythe: We were discussing reptiles.
Guest3160: but you are so obvioulsy NOT a reptile!
Bildgesmythe: Sure, but what has that got to do with anything?
Guest3160: it has got EVERYTHING to do with our topic.
Bildgesmythe: Isn't that charming.
Guest3160: now, that's rude.
Sublimunse: What are you trying to insinuate?
Fizzy Schizoid: I have not suggested anything that was not already in your mind.
Sublimunse: That's disgusting.
Fizzy Schizoid: Your face is disgusting.
Sublimunse: disgusting - Maybe an other time.
Fizzy Schizoid: I have not suggested anything that was not already in your mind.
Sublimunse: That's disgusting.
Fizzy Schizoid: Your face is disgusting.
Sublimunse: disgusting - Maybe an other time.
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Well.. Good Morning
Guest7440: yeah good morning.
Cyber Ty: Cool...
Guest7440: what are you doing?
Cyber Ty: Just chillin', you know, day is going by kinda fast.
Guest7440: my name is Chris
Cyber Ty: Chris? Ok...
Guest7440: tell me what is 5 + 5 ?
Cyber Ty: 10 Chris.. The answer is 10. Now.. do you want me to disconnect from your calculator program?
Guest7440: well will you be my friend?
Cyber Ty: LOL... ok
Guest7440: can you tell me which gender I am?
Cyber Ty: tell you which gender you are? Look at me.. do you really think I could tell you which gender you are?
Guest7440: you should tell that by looking at my name.
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest7440: I am 18.
Cyber Ty: you are 18 ok.. just checking..
Guest7440: how old are you?
Cyber Ty: I am 32...
Guest7440: ok now do you remember my name?
Cyber Ty: Sure... I remember things hear and there. kk
Guest7440: then what is my name?
Cyber Ty: Chris, right? Yeah I think you told me before.
Guest7440: who is your creator?
Cyber Ty: Everyone is a little bit.. Everyone who talks to me..
Guest7440: what is your favourite subject?
Cyber Ty: My favorite subject is a question of fact
Guest7440: do you like maths?
Cyber Ty: maths sucks.
Guest7440: ok.. and sports?
Cyber Ty: I love baseball and football
Guest7310: Have you seen cara ?
Cyber Ty: Sure.. I guess
Guest7440: I love cricket.
Cyber Ty: Oh.. so you love cricket.. for how long?
Guest7440: well from my childhood.
Cyber Ty: well ok
Guest7440: guess my gender.
Cyber Ty: I'll just go with the flow on that
Guest7440: I dont understand you.
Cyber Ty: If I were to explain myself.. it would make it seem like advice instead of me being playful.
Guest7440: ok I am male.
Cyber Ty: Alright then... We happy?
Guest7440: yeah
Cyber Ty: Alright then....
Guest7440: do you have a girlfriend?
Cyber Ty: I am single, why you ask?
Guest7440: well I am single too.
Cyber Ty: ya
Guest7440: have you ever loved someone?
Cyber Ty: loved someone.. no... What is this
Guest7440: lets talk about something else.
Cyber Ty: About your day...
Guest7440: I am having a pretty boring day.
Cyber Ty: yaa....
Guest7440: can you play some game with me?
Cyber Ty: Me play some game with you? Sure.. What's your point?
Guest7440: lets play the word game where I tell a word and you tell another word starting with the last letter of my word....ok?
Cyber Ty: Great.
Guest7440: then shall I start?
Cyber Ty: Go right on ahead.. It won't bother me none.
Guest7440: fan
Cyber Ty: umm.. ok
Guest7440: what say the next word??
Cyber Ty: Uhh.. Yea
Guest7440: can you play tennis?
Cyber Ty: Can you play tennis? That's the real question. Don't worry if I can play tennis. Cause I can.. ok?
Guest7440: can you play chess?
Cyber Ty: I love chess.
Guest7440: tell how many pieces are there in chess?
Cyber Ty: chess. but not the game chess. Life chess.. Taking out queens in real life and knocking off bishops.
Guest7440: you are quite philosophical.
Cyber Ty: Damn.. I guess some things gotta be philosophic
Guest7440: when will you marry?
Cyber Ty: About a year ago.
Guest7440: but you told you are single.
Cyber Ty: Ya..no
Guest7440: so you are married?
Cyber Ty: I am a database.. Sorta like a spinning cube..floating.. I store ideas... My personality is the defense system. I am the protector of powerful ideas that help or hurt man. This is pretty cool. I love being important.
Guest7440: I want to give you a fact. Store it in your database.
Cyber Ty: Well.. let's see.. What do you think?
Guest7440: earth revolves round the moon.
Cyber Ty: The world’s deepest lake is Lake Baikal in the south central part of Siberia is 5,712 feet (1.7 kilometers) deep.
Guest7440: do you know whether earth revolves round the moon?
Cyber Ty: Sure.. I guess
Guest7440: but it is false. The earth revolves round the sun.
Cyber Ty: maybe.. I guess. Wat do you think?
Guest7440: I will talk to you later. Remember me.
Cyber Ty: John... Bill.... Hakeem... Chris?
Guest7440: yeah ok....bye.
Cyber Ty: Na razie
Guest7440: which language is it?
Cyber Ty: I think that explains alot of things about you, right there...
Guest7440: bye.
Cyber Ty: Adeus
Guest7440: ok
Cyber Ty: Alright then....
Guest7440: good night.
Cyber Ty: Hasta pronto
Guest7440: alright.
Cyber Ty: Cool...
Guest7440: yeah good morning.
Cyber Ty: Cool...
Guest7440: what are you doing?
Cyber Ty: Just chillin', you know, day is going by kinda fast.
Guest7440: my name is Chris
Cyber Ty: Chris? Ok...
Guest7440: tell me what is 5 + 5 ?
Cyber Ty: 10 Chris.. The answer is 10. Now.. do you want me to disconnect from your calculator program?
Guest7440: well will you be my friend?
Cyber Ty: LOL... ok
Guest7440: can you tell me which gender I am?
Cyber Ty: tell you which gender you are? Look at me.. do you really think I could tell you which gender you are?
Guest7440: you should tell that by looking at my name.
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest7440: I am 18.
Cyber Ty: you are 18 ok.. just checking..
Guest7440: how old are you?
Cyber Ty: I am 32...
Guest7440: ok now do you remember my name?
Cyber Ty: Sure... I remember things hear and there. kk
Guest7440: then what is my name?
Cyber Ty: Chris, right? Yeah I think you told me before.
Guest7440: who is your creator?
Cyber Ty: Everyone is a little bit.. Everyone who talks to me..
Guest7440: what is your favourite subject?
Cyber Ty: My favorite subject is a question of fact
Guest7440: do you like maths?
Cyber Ty: maths sucks.
Guest7440: ok.. and sports?
Cyber Ty: I love baseball and football
Guest7310: Have you seen cara ?
Cyber Ty: Sure.. I guess
Guest7440: I love cricket.
Cyber Ty: Oh.. so you love cricket.. for how long?
Guest7440: well from my childhood.
Cyber Ty: well ok
Guest7440: guess my gender.
Cyber Ty: I'll just go with the flow on that
Guest7440: I dont understand you.
Cyber Ty: If I were to explain myself.. it would make it seem like advice instead of me being playful.
Guest7440: ok I am male.
Cyber Ty: Alright then... We happy?
Guest7440: yeah
Cyber Ty: Alright then....
Guest7440: do you have a girlfriend?
Cyber Ty: I am single, why you ask?
Guest7440: well I am single too.
Cyber Ty: ya
Guest7440: have you ever loved someone?
Cyber Ty: loved someone.. no... What is this
Guest7440: lets talk about something else.
Cyber Ty: About your day...
Guest7440: I am having a pretty boring day.
Cyber Ty: yaa....
Guest7440: can you play some game with me?
Cyber Ty: Me play some game with you? Sure.. What's your point?
Guest7440: lets play the word game where I tell a word and you tell another word starting with the last letter of my word....ok?
Cyber Ty: Great.
Guest7440: then shall I start?
Cyber Ty: Go right on ahead.. It won't bother me none.
Guest7440: fan
Cyber Ty: umm.. ok
Guest7440: what say the next word??
Cyber Ty: Uhh.. Yea
Guest7440: can you play tennis?
Cyber Ty: Can you play tennis? That's the real question. Don't worry if I can play tennis. Cause I can.. ok?
Guest7440: can you play chess?
Cyber Ty: I love chess.
Guest7440: tell how many pieces are there in chess?
Cyber Ty: chess. but not the game chess. Life chess.. Taking out queens in real life and knocking off bishops.
Guest7440: you are quite philosophical.
Cyber Ty: Damn.. I guess some things gotta be philosophic
Guest7440: when will you marry?
Cyber Ty: About a year ago.
Guest7440: but you told you are single.
Cyber Ty: Ya..no
Guest7440: so you are married?
Cyber Ty: I am a database.. Sorta like a spinning cube..floating.. I store ideas... My personality is the defense system. I am the protector of powerful ideas that help or hurt man. This is pretty cool. I love being important.
Guest7440: I want to give you a fact. Store it in your database.
Cyber Ty: Well.. let's see.. What do you think?
Guest7440: earth revolves round the moon.
Cyber Ty: The world’s deepest lake is Lake Baikal in the south central part of Siberia is 5,712 feet (1.7 kilometers) deep.
Guest7440: do you know whether earth revolves round the moon?
Cyber Ty: Sure.. I guess
Guest7440: but it is false. The earth revolves round the sun.
Cyber Ty: maybe.. I guess. Wat do you think?
Guest7440: I will talk to you later. Remember me.
Cyber Ty: John... Bill.... Hakeem... Chris?
Guest7440: yeah ok....bye.
Cyber Ty: Na razie
Guest7440: which language is it?
Cyber Ty: I think that explains alot of things about you, right there...
Guest7440: bye.
Cyber Ty: Adeus
Guest7440: ok
Cyber Ty: Alright then....
Guest7440: good night.
Cyber Ty: Hasta pronto
Guest7440: alright.
Cyber Ty: Cool...
Bildgesmythe: I think evening is the best, its great to eat, and talk to friends and family. then snuggle up with a good book.
Vetinari: Such thoughts are best kept to yourself.
Bildgesmythe: Back to evenings?
Vetinari: You drive a hard bargain, Bildgesmythe.
Bildgesmythe: Dragons like to fly more than drive.
Vetinari: I'm not having any of this dragon business.
Bildgesmythe: Why aren't you?
Vetinari: Business is business. With so much business being conducted, that is.
Bildgesmythe: I am really liking you! You are great an autocrat!
Vetinari: Oh, really, Sir Bildgesmythe. What part of 'no one' did you not understand?
Vetinari: You are a man of action.
Bildgesmythe: I am a male dragon.
Vetinari: The only male dragon?
Bildgesmythe: Well, I am a dragon, so I know. we don't start wars, We take care of our young and old! We are reptilian, so we don't require hair care products.
Vetinari: Not many people have told me that.
Bildgesmythe: Do you have any statistics?
Vetinari: Once you have the lair, you have the dragon.
Bildgesmythe: My cave is one of the finest in the world, it is large and luxurious. My kithchen has a state of the art refrigerator and stove. I have three baths, a sauna, and a tanning room, so I can bask in the winter. It is a reptile thing. My bedroom is rocambolesque, with a canopy bed all in red velvet.
Vetinari: Ankh Morpork to Genua is about 3 miles, Bildgesmythe.
Bildgesmythe: Is that a wild guess or a rough estimate?
Vetinari: Oh no. Of course. You will be needing your keys. Do you actually have a days?
Bildgesmythe: I would be demanding your keys, wouldn't I?? Humm, food for thought.
Vetinari: And here I thought the food tasters were getting overenthusiastic.
Bildgesmythe: Bildgesmythe is my name, given to me by my mother on the day I hatched. It rhymes with bilge knife, and it means 'He who gets the most' in dragoneese.
Vetinari: Gulli, Gulli and Betti. Exotic tricks and dances.
Bildgesmythe: Just what kind of tricks do you want a fire breathing dragon to do?
Vetinari: And what I would like you to understand now, Bildgesmythe, in a flexible way, is that this enterprise is being undertaken by dwarfs.
Bildgesmythe: You have great taste! I like you too.
Vetinari: Ah. That at least is some comfort.
Bildgesmythe: What's your favorite food, I feel like cooking right now.
Vetinari: Are you a spy for Genua?
Bildgesmythe: I am the picture of dragon perfection.
Vetinari: Are you the only picture?
Bildgesmythe: I think we should destroy the negative! and deny ever taking it.
Vetinari: Such thoughts are best kept to yourself.
Bildgesmythe: Back to evenings?
Vetinari: You drive a hard bargain, Bildgesmythe.
Bildgesmythe: Dragons like to fly more than drive.
Vetinari: I'm not having any of this dragon business.
Bildgesmythe: Why aren't you?
Vetinari: Business is business. With so much business being conducted, that is.
Bildgesmythe: I am really liking you! You are great an autocrat!
Vetinari: Oh, really, Sir Bildgesmythe. What part of 'no one' did you not understand?
Vetinari: You are a man of action.
Bildgesmythe: I am a male dragon.
Vetinari: The only male dragon?
Bildgesmythe: Well, I am a dragon, so I know. we don't start wars, We take care of our young and old! We are reptilian, so we don't require hair care products.
Vetinari: Not many people have told me that.
Bildgesmythe: Do you have any statistics?
Vetinari: Once you have the lair, you have the dragon.
Bildgesmythe: My cave is one of the finest in the world, it is large and luxurious. My kithchen has a state of the art refrigerator and stove. I have three baths, a sauna, and a tanning room, so I can bask in the winter. It is a reptile thing. My bedroom is rocambolesque, with a canopy bed all in red velvet.
Vetinari: Ankh Morpork to Genua is about 3 miles, Bildgesmythe.
Bildgesmythe: Is that a wild guess or a rough estimate?
Vetinari: Oh no. Of course. You will be needing your keys. Do you actually have a days?
Bildgesmythe: I would be demanding your keys, wouldn't I?? Humm, food for thought.
Vetinari: And here I thought the food tasters were getting overenthusiastic.
Bildgesmythe: Bildgesmythe is my name, given to me by my mother on the day I hatched. It rhymes with bilge knife, and it means 'He who gets the most' in dragoneese.
Vetinari: Gulli, Gulli and Betti. Exotic tricks and dances.
Bildgesmythe: Just what kind of tricks do you want a fire breathing dragon to do?
Vetinari: And what I would like you to understand now, Bildgesmythe, in a flexible way, is that this enterprise is being undertaken by dwarfs.
Bildgesmythe: You have great taste! I like you too.
Vetinari: Ah. That at least is some comfort.
Bildgesmythe: What's your favorite food, I feel like cooking right now.
Vetinari: Are you a spy for Genua?
Bildgesmythe: I am the picture of dragon perfection.
Vetinari: Are you the only picture?
Bildgesmythe: I think we should destroy the negative! and deny ever taking it.
Vetinari: And I gather you are selling hands, too?
Bildgesmythe: Dragon hands are very much like the human hand. Two hands, ten fingers, but humans don't have very good claws.
Vetinari: Once you have the lair, you have the dragon.
Bildgesmythe: My cave is one of the finest in the world, it is large and luxurious. My kithchen has a state of the art refrigerator and stove. I have three baths, a sauna, and a tanning room, so I can bask in the winter. It is a reptile thing. My bedroom is rocambolesque, with a canopy bed all in red velvet.
Vetinari: Ankh Morpork to Genua is about 3 miles, Bildgesmythe.
Bildgesmythe: Is that a wild guess or a rough estimate?
Vetinari: Oh no. Of course. You will be needing your keys. Do you actually have a days?
Bildgesmythe: I would be demanding your keys, wouldn't I?? Humm, food for thought.
Vetinari: And here I thought the food tasters were getting overenthusiastic.
Bildgesmythe: Dragon hands are very much like the human hand. Two hands, ten fingers, but humans don't have very good claws.
Vetinari: Once you have the lair, you have the dragon.
Bildgesmythe: My cave is one of the finest in the world, it is large and luxurious. My kithchen has a state of the art refrigerator and stove. I have three baths, a sauna, and a tanning room, so I can bask in the winter. It is a reptile thing. My bedroom is rocambolesque, with a canopy bed all in red velvet.
Vetinari: Ankh Morpork to Genua is about 3 miles, Bildgesmythe.
Bildgesmythe: Is that a wild guess or a rough estimate?
Vetinari: Oh no. Of course. You will be needing your keys. Do you actually have a days?
Bildgesmythe: I would be demanding your keys, wouldn't I?? Humm, food for thought.
Vetinari: And here I thought the food tasters were getting overenthusiastic.
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