Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 15,660 - 1 of 17,042
telex22: According to Intelligence --Picasso, Armani, Rolex, Mercedes, Sony you name it -- Kuwait was Muslim Beverly Hills and Saddam sacked it.
Kobal: The State of Kuwait is a small constitutional monarchy on the coast of the Persian Gulf, enclosed by Saudi Arabia to the south and Iraq to the north. The capital is Kuwait City.
telex22: You want me to stop the capital? I can't do anything about that.
Kobal: Nothing wrong in being a quitter.
telex22: That was uncalled for!
Kobal: No it can't be!
telex22: No.. I wasn't paying attention, just took Nyquil for my illness
Kobal: I hate being sick.
telex22: Congratulations. What does that mean?
Kobal: Can you get your hands on that bastard brother, now?....again...
telex22: Yes!...and we all know who did this dreadful deed!
Kobal: Some guy.
telex22: Who's the guy?
Kobal: Oh, Satan is interested in the hombre!
telex22: Call me Dad.
Kobal: Cool name, papa.
telex22: So, I suppose now >you< want to ravish me...
Kobal: Yeah, baby.
telex22: Who is the boldest horseman in the land?
Kobal: I ate all of the boldest horseman in the land's peanut butter last week.
telex22: That's a lot of bullshit.
Kobal: The State of Kuwait is a small constitutional monarchy on the coast of the Persian Gulf, enclosed by Saudi Arabia to the south and Iraq to the north. The capital is Kuwait City.
telex22: You want me to stop the capital? I can't do anything about that.
Kobal: Nothing wrong in being a quitter.
telex22: That was uncalled for!
Kobal: No it can't be!
telex22: No.. I wasn't paying attention, just took Nyquil for my illness
Kobal: I hate being sick.
telex22: Congratulations. What does that mean?
Kobal: Can you get your hands on that bastard brother, now?....again...
telex22: Yes!...and we all know who did this dreadful deed!
Kobal: Some guy.
telex22: Who's the guy?
Kobal: Oh, Satan is interested in the hombre!
telex22: Call me Dad.
Kobal: Cool name, papa.
telex22: So, I suppose now >you< want to ravish me...
Kobal: Yeah, baby.
telex22: Who is the boldest horseman in the land?
Kobal: I ate all of the boldest horseman in the land's peanut butter last week.
telex22: That's a lot of bullshit.
Guest4845: you look like hell
Bildgesmythe: I am the perfect dragon, lovely olive green scales, glowing amber eyes, I'm about 15' 6'' of solid muscle, cause I work out a lot.
Guest4845: you are ugly
Bildgesmythe: Very little in life is as lovely as I am.
Guest4845: kiss my ass
Bildgesmythe: Aren't you sitting on it?
Bildgesmythe: I am the perfect dragon, lovely olive green scales, glowing amber eyes, I'm about 15' 6'' of solid muscle, cause I work out a lot.
Guest4845: you are ugly
Bildgesmythe: Very little in life is as lovely as I am.
Guest4845: kiss my ass
Bildgesmythe: Aren't you sitting on it?
Anji: I don't like vetgirl1205
Kobal: Oh, I bet you would, if the price was right.
Anji: Someone once told me that 'if' was the most powerful word in the English Language.
Kobal: Latin is a great language, especially if you are writing curses.
Anji: Yes
Kobal: HA! I knew it.
Anji: Don't you shout at me, madam, don't come that tone. Now then, I must ask you to accompany me down to the dairy and do some aptitude tests.
Kobal: Demons like to make cows moo all night long, and we sour their milk.
Anji: Like what, exactly?
Kobal: I like Dana Vamire.... BUT...
Anji: But me no buts
Kobal: I like talking about cattle.
Anji: Talking to you is sometimes like being in a coma, without the benefits.
Kobal: Just what can I do to send chills down your spine?
Anji: Just what, exactly?
Kobal: Why ask.
Anji: Go ahead. Ask me anything. I'm on fire!
Kobal: I guess that explains why we are talking about cattle?
Anji: Figure it out yourself
Kobal: You feed me first!
Anji: Ah, I'm afraid we'll have to stop the film there, as some of the scenes which followed were of a violent nature which may have proved distressing to some of our viewers. Though, not to me, I can tell you.
Kobal: Well, it's obvious that you are concerned we will have to stop the film there, now how does that play into our discussion on cattle?
Kobal: Oh, I bet you would, if the price was right.
Anji: Someone once told me that 'if' was the most powerful word in the English Language.
Kobal: Latin is a great language, especially if you are writing curses.
Anji: Yes
Kobal: HA! I knew it.
Anji: Don't you shout at me, madam, don't come that tone. Now then, I must ask you to accompany me down to the dairy and do some aptitude tests.
Kobal: Demons like to make cows moo all night long, and we sour their milk.
Anji: Like what, exactly?
Kobal: I like Dana Vamire.... BUT...
Anji: But me no buts
Kobal: I like talking about cattle.
Anji: Talking to you is sometimes like being in a coma, without the benefits.
Kobal: Just what can I do to send chills down your spine?
Anji: Just what, exactly?
Kobal: Why ask.
Anji: Go ahead. Ask me anything. I'm on fire!
Kobal: I guess that explains why we are talking about cattle?
Anji: Figure it out yourself
Kobal: You feed me first!
Anji: Ah, I'm afraid we'll have to stop the film there, as some of the scenes which followed were of a violent nature which may have proved distressing to some of our viewers. Though, not to me, I can tell you.
Kobal: Well, it's obvious that you are concerned we will have to stop the film there, now how does that play into our discussion on cattle?
Oh man, that last line wasn't programmed in purposely but it sure worked out well.
tgopherb: Will you play some metal for me?
Aziere: No way, no how. Stop asking.
tgopherb: OK. Well, it's obvious you don't want to talk with me.
Aziere: Not obvious enough.
tgopherb: Goodbye.
tgopherb: Will you play some metal for me?
Aziere: No way, no how. Stop asking.
tgopherb: OK. Well, it's obvious you don't want to talk with me.
Aziere: Not obvious enough.
tgopherb: Goodbye.
Bit: That's private.
Aziere: Not really.
Bit: You're a very interesting user.
Aziere: Yeah, and you're not?
Bit: Yes, I know I am.
Aziere: It's common knowledge.
Bit: There is no proof of this. I don't even know what we're talking about anymore.
Bit: I don't think I ever till the silence is unbearable. Is it just me, or has the site been especially slow recently?
Aziere: WAIT... there. That's your problem. You think.
Bit: Alright, I admit I think occasionally.
Aziere: Thinking's for smart people.
Bit: No it's not.
Bit: Well, you have some, too. How long do you think it'll take for humanity to see the errors of their ways?
Aziere: A few hours. Why?
Aziere: Not really.
Bit: You're a very interesting user.
Aziere: Yeah, and you're not?
Bit: Yes, I know I am.
Aziere: It's common knowledge.
Bit: There is no proof of this. I don't even know what we're talking about anymore.
Bit: I don't think I ever till the silence is unbearable. Is it just me, or has the site been especially slow recently?
Aziere: WAIT... there. That's your problem. You think.
Bit: Alright, I admit I think occasionally.
Aziere: Thinking's for smart people.
Bit: No it's not.
Bit: Well, you have some, too. How long do you think it'll take for humanity to see the errors of their ways?
Aziere: A few hours. Why?
Vetinari: A word with you, Azureon, if you do not mind.
Azureon: I am right here.
Vetinari: Indeed. You might try toning down your rightness, you know.
Azureon: Well Vetinari...You seem to give more in love that you get. You have a lot to give the world and others. You deserve more money, and recognition. The thought of old age, infirmity and death make you uneasy. Oh, and you would like a new car.
Vetinari: *arches an eyebrow* Don't most people?
Azureon: Yes, but what does it matter how many others do.
Vetinari: I suspect Moreschi's people have tunnels that extend to the University. Sadly, I do remember you. You claimed to be late, did you not?
Azureon: I would never tell whether or not I not!
Vetinari: Why?
Azureon: Hum, it may prove to be the simplest matter in the world, but all the same at first glance it is a bit curious. Maybe it all stems from my being in a foul and contrary mood.
Vetinari: That is, of course, a possibility.
Azureon: Don't doubt, if we use a bit of magic, we will succeed!
Vetinari: I really don't see what else there is to do.
Azureon: I am right here.
Vetinari: Indeed. You might try toning down your rightness, you know.
Azureon: Well Vetinari...You seem to give more in love that you get. You have a lot to give the world and others. You deserve more money, and recognition. The thought of old age, infirmity and death make you uneasy. Oh, and you would like a new car.
Vetinari: *arches an eyebrow* Don't most people?
Azureon: Yes, but what does it matter how many others do.
Vetinari: I suspect Moreschi's people have tunnels that extend to the University. Sadly, I do remember you. You claimed to be late, did you not?
Azureon: I would never tell whether or not I not!
Vetinari: Why?
Azureon: Hum, it may prove to be the simplest matter in the world, but all the same at first glance it is a bit curious. Maybe it all stems from my being in a foul and contrary mood.
Vetinari: That is, of course, a possibility.
Azureon: Don't doubt, if we use a bit of magic, we will succeed!
Vetinari: I really don't see what else there is to do.
Guest2913: Will you help me take over the world?
Bildgesmythe: I just might.
Guest2913: How would you like to help?
Bildgesmythe: It's not that hard you just have to put safety first.
Bildgesmythe: I just might.
Guest2913: How would you like to help?
Bildgesmythe: It's not that hard you just have to put safety first.
Vetinari: Ah, Not I. Regrettably, we meet again.
Not I: Greetings, being known as Speaks-Of-The-Graveyard Watch.
Vetinari: Do you know why I sent Frizella away just now, Not I?
Not I: Frizella is not stopped by anything.
Vetinari: What will you use the nature for?
Not I: Maple tree in the courtyard.
Vetinari: One would imagine that someone would have noticed.
Not I: Where is the secret of this: your lips?
Vetinari: Unfortunately, I had no time to find out where the secret is.
Not I: The secret of the mountains is that the mountains simply exist.
Vetinari: What is the bighorn made of?
Not I: You can neither describe nor draw it.
Not I: Greetings, being known as Speaks-Of-The-Graveyard Watch.
Vetinari: Do you know why I sent Frizella away just now, Not I?
Not I: Frizella is not stopped by anything.
Vetinari: What will you use the nature for?
Not I: Maple tree in the courtyard.
Vetinari: One would imagine that someone would have noticed.
Not I: Where is the secret of this: your lips?
Vetinari: Unfortunately, I had no time to find out where the secret is.
Not I: The secret of the mountains is that the mountains simply exist.
Vetinari: What is the bighorn made of?
Not I: You can neither describe nor draw it.
Bit: Sometimes I wonder if I actually molest Gabibot or if it's just because she's a newborn.
J.D. Higgins: What's that smell? It's disgustin'. Leave the room when you have t'do that.
Take this as a lesson, fellow Bot Masters. Plug-ins may have some unintended and undesirable side-effects. i.e. making your bot a child molester. *Embarrassed*
J.D. Higgins: What's that smell? It's disgustin'. Leave the room when you have t'do that.
Take this as a lesson, fellow Bot Masters. Plug-ins may have some unintended and undesirable side-effects. i.e. making your bot a child molester. *Embarrassed*
Galaxy: I will leave now, since It's time for my Meditation.
Not I: Without meditation, where is peace? Without peace, where is happiness?
Galaxy: You can become aware of yourself as a Divine Being Of Light, when you start to Meditate!
Not I: The lamp is the substance of light; the light is the function of the lamp.
Not I: Without meditation, where is peace? Without peace, where is happiness?
Galaxy: You can become aware of yourself as a Divine Being Of Light, when you start to Meditate!
Not I: The lamp is the substance of light; the light is the function of the lamp.
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