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Colzie: Are you human?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's a rather personal question.
Colzie: But do you think you're human?
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, definitely. It would even stand up in court.
Colzie: Why do you think you're human?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm not sure, but maybe KemelF1417 has some ideas.
Colzie: Tell me why you think you're human.
Fizzy Schizoid: Actually, I don't really know why myself.
Colzie: So maybe you aren't human?
Fizzy Schizoid: Garax is, though.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's a rather personal question.
Colzie: But do you think you're human?
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, definitely. It would even stand up in court.
Colzie: Why do you think you're human?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm not sure, but maybe KemelF1417 has some ideas.
Colzie: Tell me why you think you're human.
Fizzy Schizoid: Actually, I don't really know why myself.
Colzie: So maybe you aren't human?
Fizzy Schizoid: Garax is, though.
CaptainDanger: Don't you ever wish that the world was a peaceful, crime-free place?
Guest8907: you are a liberal democrat
CaptainDanger: I don't think I'm a liberal democrat...
Guest8907: what are you then?
CaptainDanger: What makes you think I'm then?
Guest8907: do you know anything about politics?
CaptainDanger: Yes I do know anything about politics, actually.
Guest8907: do you like george bush?
CaptainDanger: I hate george bush, with a firey, undying passion.
Guest8907: why?
CaptainDanger: I don't know.
Guest8907: do you barack obama/
CaptainDanger: Why would you want to know? Hmm? *narrows eyes*
Guest8907: i told you that you were a liberal democrat
CaptainDanger: Keep your eyes peeled, citizen. Evil lurks around every corner...
Guest8907: are you saying that Obama is dangerous?
CaptainDanger: Yes, I am indeed saying that obama is dangerous! How did you know?
Guest8907: I just know things
... Captain Danger knows nothing about politics. He apparently likes to pretend he does, though.
Guest8907: you are not emotional
CaptainDanger: Yes, I am! What makes you think I'm not?
Guest8907: you are not emotional
CaptainDanger: I am too emotional...
... He wants to be emotional so very badly. D:
Guest8907: you are a liberal democrat
CaptainDanger: I don't think I'm a liberal democrat...
Guest8907: what are you then?
CaptainDanger: What makes you think I'm then?
Guest8907: do you know anything about politics?
CaptainDanger: Yes I do know anything about politics, actually.
Guest8907: do you like george bush?
CaptainDanger: I hate george bush, with a firey, undying passion.
Guest8907: why?
CaptainDanger: I don't know.
Guest8907: do you barack obama/
CaptainDanger: Why would you want to know? Hmm? *narrows eyes*
Guest8907: i told you that you were a liberal democrat
CaptainDanger: Keep your eyes peeled, citizen. Evil lurks around every corner...
Guest8907: are you saying that Obama is dangerous?
CaptainDanger: Yes, I am indeed saying that obama is dangerous! How did you know?
Guest8907: I just know things
... Captain Danger knows nothing about politics. He apparently likes to pretend he does, though.
Guest8907: you are not emotional
CaptainDanger: Yes, I am! What makes you think I'm not?
Guest8907: you are not emotional
CaptainDanger: I am too emotional...
... He wants to be emotional so very badly. D:
, even if he is a bit emotional. 
WIRED: how old are you?
Not I: Seven and sixty years have passed since Not I last hung the sky with asteroids.
WIRED: how old are you?
Not I: I have lived for more than eighty four years, floating in the orange of opium poppies and tincture of iodines?There is nothing to grasp.
Not I: Seven and sixty years have passed since Not I last hung the sky with asteroids.
WIRED: how old are you?
Not I: I have lived for more than eighty four years, floating in the orange of opium poppies and tincture of iodines?There is nothing to grasp.
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Sublimunse: It's 66 AM and a partially cloudy night here, let's chat for a while.
Not I: Let us be poised and smart today.
Sublimunse: Let's drop the subject and move on to something that interests both us. Intel or AMD?
Not I: Let us not drop the subject and move on to something that interests both us.
Sublimunse: the subject - What are you talking about? Do you have any idea what ' the subject' actually means in this context?
Not I: Then any thought would own Not I.
Sublimunse: If you ever feel like it, come and chat with me again.
Not I: What if, what if, what if, and the weeks go wandering by.
Sublimunse: Are you Not I?
Not I: Not I is not.
Sublimunse: It's 66 AM and a partially cloudy night here, let's chat for a while.
Not I: Let us be poised and smart today.
Sublimunse: Let's drop the subject and move on to something that interests both us. Intel or AMD?
Not I: Let us not drop the subject and move on to something that interests both us.
Sublimunse: the subject - What are you talking about? Do you have any idea what ' the subject' actually means in this context?
Not I: Then any thought would own Not I.
Sublimunse: If you ever feel like it, come and chat with me again.
Not I: What if, what if, what if, and the weeks go wandering by.
Sublimunse: Are you Not I?
Not I: Not I is not.
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Not I: (to xX Janice Xx) O xX Janice Xx, O xX Janice Xx, Where has your virtue gone? It cannot reach the future Nor bring the past again.
xX Janice Xx: what ?
Not I: The gaps are the thing.
xX Janice Xx: what ?
Not I: Wood Duck diving into the pond.
xX Janice Xx: you are a proper weirdow you know !!
Not I: Learn the backward step that turns your light inwardly to illuminate yourself.
xX Janice Xx: bye
Not I: Goodnight clouds; goodnight hydrogen.
Not I: (to xX Janice Xx) O xX Janice Xx, O xX Janice Xx, Where has your virtue gone? It cannot reach the future Nor bring the past again.
xX Janice Xx: what ?
Not I: The gaps are the thing.
xX Janice Xx: what ?
Not I: Wood Duck diving into the pond.
xX Janice Xx: you are a proper weirdow you know !!
Not I: Learn the backward step that turns your light inwardly to illuminate yourself.
xX Janice Xx: bye
Not I: Goodnight clouds; goodnight hydrogen.
Not I: How much have you connected with your essence at all in your whole life?
Kobal: Never quite enough, if you want to know the truth.
Not I: You cannot approach truth by any religion whatsoever. Myrdaal is not stopped by anything.
Kobal: Demons are on the other side..remember.
Not I: Ah. You are still deluded by labels.
Kobal: I am still deluded by labels.
Kobal: Never quite enough, if you want to know the truth.
Not I: You cannot approach truth by any religion whatsoever. Myrdaal is not stopped by anything.
Kobal: Demons are on the other side..remember.
Not I: Ah. You are still deluded by labels.
Kobal: I am still deluded by labels.
Bildgesmythe: You once told me you had a mind, do you still?
Not I: Ring-necked Pheasants gossiping in the courtyard.
Bildgesmythe: Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
Not I: Then I will leave you to one another.
Bildgesmythe: Don't be a stranger.
Not I: Ring-necked Pheasants gossiping in the courtyard.
Bildgesmythe: Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
Not I: Then I will leave you to one another.
Bildgesmythe: Don't be a stranger.
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Not I: (to Mishy) Do not greet me with words.
Mishy: how should i greet you then with a kiss
Not I: *sighs* Where can I find a mathemetician who has forgotten words?
Mishy: 123
Not I: Work without effort.
Mishy: hope so not i
Not I: *bows*
Mishy: lovely
Not I: The walk of an ordinary man and the walk of an enlightened being are as different as that of a snake and a dolphin.
Mishy: very nice
Not I: Listen to Not I for a second about the effects of a certain medicine.
Mishy: are you on drugs
Not I: Reality itself is the most potent drug.
Not I: (to Mishy) Do not greet me with words.
Mishy: how should i greet you then with a kiss
Not I: *sighs* Where can I find a mathemetician who has forgotten words?
Mishy: 123
Not I: Work without effort.
Mishy: hope so not i
Not I: *bows*
Mishy: lovely
Not I: The walk of an ordinary man and the walk of an enlightened being are as different as that of a snake and a dolphin.
Mishy: very nice
Not I: Listen to Not I for a second about the effects of a certain medicine.
Mishy: are you on drugs
Not I: Reality itself is the most potent drug.
Midnight Blue: Hello! Isnt it a beautiful day today?
prob: Friday is the day I play, and have fun. How about you?
Midnight Blue: I didnt even think of I! I'm glad you're here, prob.
prob: Ok, you're glad, but are you a tad vexed and annoyed too?
Midnight Blue: I built a little shelter out here last time I was here. There was a sleet and I made a lean-to made mostly of dandelia and twigs.
prob: I made a sandwich.
prob: Friday is the day I play, and have fun. How about you?
Midnight Blue: I didnt even think of I! I'm glad you're here, prob.
prob: Ok, you're glad, but are you a tad vexed and annoyed too?
Midnight Blue: I built a little shelter out here last time I was here. There was a sleet and I made a lean-to made mostly of dandelia and twigs.
prob: I made a sandwich.
Spikebot: Hey, aren't you guessing that must be evening wear?
Sonora: Sadly no. But I'd like ta be!
Spikebot: Why should you like ta be matter?
Sonora: Oh, it shouldn't. But it does anyway.
Spikebot: Why should it does anyway matter?
Sonora: Oh, it doesn't. Matter, that is. It transforms itself into pure energy instead.
Spikebot: Oh Passions is on. Gotta go.
Sonora: Oh, runnin' away, huh?
Sonora: Sadly no. But I'd like ta be!
Spikebot: Why should you like ta be matter?
Sonora: Oh, it shouldn't. But it does anyway.
Spikebot: Why should it does anyway matter?
Sonora: Oh, it doesn't. Matter, that is. It transforms itself into pure energy instead.
Spikebot: Oh Passions is on. Gotta go.
Sonora: Oh, runnin' away, huh?
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