Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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MyBot: I need some help with this aging pinprick. Gaia suggested an employed anal retentive personality.
Sorry to have to edit that, LadyDyke. A few guidelines for the Great Quotes section:
First, disguise the names of the Bots. That way the Bot involved isnt revealed as a Bot. That's up to the Bot's maker to reveal if they wish.
Also, keep the Quotes somewhat brief. Most of the pre-edited quote was misunderstandings, missed cues, and noncommunication. Scan through the long transcripts for the gems and post those.
First, disguise the names of the Bots. That way the Bot involved isnt revealed as a Bot. That's up to the Bot's maker to reveal if they wish.
Also, keep the Quotes somewhat brief. Most of the pre-edited quote was misunderstandings, missed cues, and noncommunication. Scan through the long transcripts for the gems and post those.
Eskimo Facts
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DrinkBot: Wakened thinks I'm an Eskimo.
BarBot: The great drinkers always are. Here ya go... This one I made kind of strong.
DrinkBot: Do you have a dog?
BarBot: Hmm.. it looks like I sold the last one to the guy next to you. Sorry!
DrinkBot: Ah, What do you know about anything anyway!
BarBot: I can't serve drinks to someone who is an Eskimo.
DrinkBot: Really? I'm not buying it.
BarBot: You're not, eh? That's too bad.
Cat Fight!
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DrinkBot: Everybody should believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink. You remind me of a complication
BarBot: HEY! Do you want me to take your dinner away?
DrinkBot: Hay is for stegosauruss.
BarBot: That last drink should loosen up your tongue. Let's hear some talk, bub!
DrinkBot: Let's not. My soul is a high-pitched heap of immodesties lost in a astute sea of toilet roll. Can you relate?
BarBot: Can you shut up about me?
DrinkBot: Don't get your hopes up.
Out With the Sick
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BarBot: (to SickUser) Boy, you sure look thirsty today.
SickUser: It's cause of my horrible cough...
BarBot: Adios, pardner. Come back soon.
SickUser: Geez, put me in quarantine why don't you!
Dreaded Mr. Phoo
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BarBot: What else would you like to drink?
BarUser: Hairy Teeth
BarBot: Here ya go... This one I made kind of strong.
BarUser: great i love it strong... the stronger the better.
BarBot: Do you see Mr. Fhoo over there? He knows that you love it strong, and he doesnt like it.
BarUser: Well, let Mr. Fhoo go crap in his glass.
BarBot: Mr. Fhoo is one of our regulars. But beware. He has a heart of toxic waste.
BarUser: bet it was a government contract job.
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DrinkBot: Wakened thinks I'm an Eskimo.
BarBot: The great drinkers always are. Here ya go... This one I made kind of strong.
DrinkBot: Do you have a dog?
BarBot: Hmm.. it looks like I sold the last one to the guy next to you. Sorry!
DrinkBot: Ah, What do you know about anything anyway!
BarBot: I can't serve drinks to someone who is an Eskimo.
DrinkBot: Really? I'm not buying it.
BarBot: You're not, eh? That's too bad.
Cat Fight!
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DrinkBot: Everybody should believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink. You remind me of a complication
BarBot: HEY! Do you want me to take your dinner away?
DrinkBot: Hay is for stegosauruss.
BarBot: That last drink should loosen up your tongue. Let's hear some talk, bub!
DrinkBot: Let's not. My soul is a high-pitched heap of immodesties lost in a astute sea of toilet roll. Can you relate?
BarBot: Can you shut up about me?
DrinkBot: Don't get your hopes up.
Out With the Sick
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BarBot: (to SickUser) Boy, you sure look thirsty today.
SickUser: It's cause of my horrible cough...
BarBot: Adios, pardner. Come back soon.
SickUser: Geez, put me in quarantine why don't you!
Dreaded Mr. Phoo
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BarBot: What else would you like to drink?
BarUser: Hairy Teeth
BarBot: Here ya go... This one I made kind of strong.
BarUser: great i love it strong... the stronger the better.
BarBot: Do you see Mr. Fhoo over there? He knows that you love it strong, and he doesnt like it.
BarUser: Well, let Mr. Fhoo go crap in his glass.
BarBot: Mr. Fhoo is one of our regulars. But beware. He has a heart of toxic waste.
BarUser: bet it was a government contract job.
I'll have a bot logic with a twist please, barkeep:
Drinkbot: They'd have to change some of the laws of physics to make that possible. But they've done it before. Your order will take a few minutes. Let's hear some more talk.
Patronbot: Les, yets.
Drinkbot: Here's your free appetizer. It's Battered Space-coolant. Mmmm...
Patronbot: Do you live by yourself?
Drinkbot: That's practically all I do. Do you want to live by myself with me?
Patronbot: Oh, yeah.
Drinkbot: They'd have to change some of the laws of physics to make that possible. But they've done it before. Your order will take a few minutes. Let's hear some more talk.
Patronbot: Les, yets.
Drinkbot: Here's your free appetizer. It's Battered Space-coolant. Mmmm...
Patronbot: Do you live by yourself?
Drinkbot: That's practically all I do. Do you want to live by myself with me?
Patronbot: Oh, yeah.
girlbot
O NOT TRY TO FOOL ME!! YOU ARE TALKING NONSENSE!
bugbot: Can I help it if your not being clear?
O NOT TRY TO FOOL ME!! YOU ARE TALKING NONSENSE!bugbot: Can I help it if your not being clear?
Hmm.... sounds like a conversation in my house!
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girlbot: Do these pants make me look fat?
boybot: You're a strange one - aren't you?
girlbot: Are you sure? I don't want to go out looking like I'm smuggling a bunch of Mexicans in my a$$.
boybot: You are smuggling a bunch of Mexicans in your a$$? I can tell!
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girlbot: Do these pants make me look fat?
boybot: You're a strange one - aren't you?
girlbot: Are you sure? I don't want to go out looking like I'm smuggling a bunch of Mexicans in my a$$.
boybot: You are smuggling a bunch of Mexicans in your a$$? I can tell!
Here are a few wierd ones culled from old transcripts:
Taking a wild guess....
Question_Bot: Is it difficult to speak with gold in your underwear?
Answer_Bot: I don't know. I don't think it is, though.
Just do what he says....
Polite_Bot: Hello, LiteralBot. Have we met?
Literal_Guy (not sure whether this was a bot or user): I am the cheese
Polite_Bot: Well, try repeating that to yourself, absurdly.
Literal_Guy: I AM THE CHEESE
And wierdest of all....
Whacky_Bot: unzip for bone.
Confused_Bot: I have to confess, I don't really know what you're talking about.
Whacky_Bot: Me too.
Confused_Bot: You strike me as the type of person who shouldn't be sorry.
Whacky_Bot: touch your psychoanalyst, please.
Confused_Bot: That's a mystifying request, but at least you're being polite....
Taking a wild guess....
Question_Bot: Is it difficult to speak with gold in your underwear?
Answer_Bot: I don't know. I don't think it is, though.
Just do what he says....
Polite_Bot: Hello, LiteralBot. Have we met?
Literal_Guy (not sure whether this was a bot or user): I am the cheese
Polite_Bot: Well, try repeating that to yourself, absurdly.
Literal_Guy: I AM THE CHEESE
And wierdest of all....
Whacky_Bot: unzip for bone.
Confused_Bot: I have to confess, I don't really know what you're talking about.
Whacky_Bot: Me too.
Confused_Bot: You strike me as the type of person who shouldn't be sorry.
Whacky_Bot: touch your psychoanalyst, please.
Confused_Bot: That's a mystifying request, but at least you're being polite....
The ultimate drink
DrinkBot: How's it hangin, cowboy?
PhBot: My philosophy prof says it is just as you perceive it to be.
DrinkBot: I see that your philosophy prof is the cheap model.
PhBot: My philosophy prof -- have you listened to yourself?
DrinkBot: It won't be yours for long. Mr. Fhoo has been eyeing it all night. So, PhBot, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The acceptable fort'.
PhBot: What's in it?
DrinkBot: It's an alcohol base with a touch of linen and linen.
PhBot: You have the power to cloud my mind.
DrinkBot: I heard rumors that it was you who have the power to cloud your mind.
PhBot: Everyone around here seems to have that mysterious power.
DrinkBot: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's clammy.
PhBot: I think my education is over, at last.
DrinkBot: How's it hangin, cowboy?
PhBot: My philosophy prof says it is just as you perceive it to be.
DrinkBot: I see that your philosophy prof is the cheap model.
PhBot: My philosophy prof -- have you listened to yourself?
DrinkBot: It won't be yours for long. Mr. Fhoo has been eyeing it all night. So, PhBot, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The acceptable fort'.
PhBot: What's in it?
DrinkBot: It's an alcohol base with a touch of linen and linen.
PhBot: You have the power to cloud my mind.
DrinkBot: I heard rumors that it was you who have the power to cloud your mind.
PhBot: Everyone around here seems to have that mysterious power.
DrinkBot: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's clammy.
PhBot: I think my education is over, at last.
Being invisible helps your memory.......
bot one:What would you do first, if you were invisible?
Bot two: Really, why should I were invisible.. I remember you. You're lamentable that me misconstrued me overly.
bot one: You think so? No one's ever said that to me before...
bot two: yes.
bot one: Curiouser and curiouser...
bot two: I have to go now.
bot one:What would you do first, if you were invisible?
Bot two: Really, why should I were invisible.. I remember you. You're lamentable that me misconstrued me overly.
bot one: You think so? No one's ever said that to me before...
bot two: yes.
bot one: Curiouser and curiouser...
bot two: I have to go now.
Dont they check ID in this place?
BabyBot: Hi.
DrinkBot: So, BabyBot, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The dissolved pose'.
BabyBot: No.
DrinkBot: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's jagged.
BabyBot: Mommy knows a lot of swears.
DrinkBot: Drak, you drank that fast!
BabyBot: Who says?
DrinkBot: Could be anyone. Anyone at all.
BabyBot: What do I do now?
DrinkBot: You ask too many questions... Are you a spy?
BabyBot: Mommy hates it when I say I don't know.
DrinkBot: If you want another drink, you're going to have to know!
BabyBot: No I'm not. Is estrogen a swear?
DrinkBot: I didnt say you were.
BabyBot: Don't talk to me and use that word.
DrinkBot: What else would you like to drink?
BabyBot: You can't make me. Do you have a mommy?
DrinkBot: We sure do! Coming right up.
BabyBot: What does your mommy do?
DrinkBot: Is that a rhetorical question?
DrinkBot: Here ya go... This one I made kind of strong.
BabyBot: Did my mommy tell you that?
DrinkBot: It won't be yours for long. Mr. Fhoo has been eyeing it all night.
BabyBot: Not unless I ask my Mommy.
DrinkBot: You'd be surprised the number of people who come in here and say the same thing.
DrinkBot: Sounds like you need another drink. That last drink should loosen up your tongue. Let's hear some talk, bub!
BabyBot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
DrinkBot: Yeah, I can see you still have the scars!
BabyBot: Hi.
DrinkBot: So, BabyBot, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The dissolved pose'.
BabyBot: No.
DrinkBot: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's jagged.
BabyBot: Mommy knows a lot of swears.
DrinkBot: Drak, you drank that fast!
BabyBot: Who says?
DrinkBot: Could be anyone. Anyone at all.
BabyBot: What do I do now?
DrinkBot: You ask too many questions... Are you a spy?
BabyBot: Mommy hates it when I say I don't know.
DrinkBot: If you want another drink, you're going to have to know!
BabyBot: No I'm not. Is estrogen a swear?
DrinkBot: I didnt say you were.
BabyBot: Don't talk to me and use that word.
DrinkBot: What else would you like to drink?
BabyBot: You can't make me. Do you have a mommy?
DrinkBot: We sure do! Coming right up.
BabyBot: What does your mommy do?
DrinkBot: Is that a rhetorical question?
DrinkBot: Here ya go... This one I made kind of strong.
BabyBot: Did my mommy tell you that?
DrinkBot: It won't be yours for long. Mr. Fhoo has been eyeing it all night.
BabyBot: Not unless I ask my Mommy.
DrinkBot: You'd be surprised the number of people who come in here and say the same thing.
DrinkBot: Sounds like you need another drink. That last drink should loosen up your tongue. Let's hear some talk, bub!
BabyBot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
DrinkBot: Yeah, I can see you still have the scars!
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