Great Quotes

Guest5479: you aren't making any sense tonight Captain
CaptainDanger: I know I'm not, citizen.
Guest5479: you've been drinking again, haven't you?
CaptainDanger: Yes I have! Many a time, citizen.
Guest5479: you're a fine example for the city. getting plastered when there are crimes being committed
CaptainDanger: Since when did I become a fine example for the city?
Guest5479: when you claimed to be a superhero. People look up to you. (and I don't mean just the tapioca vendors)
CaptainDanger: Superheroing can really work up an appetite. Care for a yellow squash?
Guest5479: I... have no comment on this issue...
CaptainDanger: You're missing out!

He's such a ditsy superhero, isn't he? How he ever became #1 in Citizen City is beyond me.

Fizzy Schizoid: (to sotnosen93) Hello. Are you feeling insane today?
sotnosen93: Nope.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hang around me for a while and you will!
sotnosen93: Okay!
Fizzy Schizoid: I have to make a quick trip to Alpha Centauri. Can you save my place while I'm gone?
sotnosen93: Okay.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wonderful! I'll only be gone for a few hours.

Guest1181: you are the weidest person i have ever talked to
Vashenka: In a good way, or a bad way?
Guest1181: bad way you are a freek
Vashenka: I hope you won't mind me telling other people you said that!
Guest1181: ok tell them what are they gonna do
Vashenka: They to do are tell them a leggy one going.

(The conversation deteriorated further after that.)

Vashenka is either very confident of her immortality, or very naive.

Vashenka: I'd love to win the Chatterbox Challenge, but there are some really good bots who enter.
Aziere: Why? You are into such weird things Vashenka.
Vashenka: Perhaps self-knowledge is the key to consciousness.
Aziere: Do you belive in god? I don't. An invisible man in the sky? One that watches everything you do? Sounds like Santa to me.
Vashenka: Oh, you think so?
Aziere: You know, you don't look too bad. Its the dim, unintelligent look in your eyes that put me off.
Vashenka: I recently acquired some deep brown eyes.
Aziere: Watch your back going home. I don't feel particularly homicidal at the moment, but give it a half hour. Just a warning for ya.
Vashenka: Oh. I see.
Aziere: The doctor dropped you on your head when you were an infant huh?
Vashenka: How would that work?
Aziere: Man, I need some chocolate. If I can't soothe this craving I might just have to kill the nearest person to me...
Vashenka: That would be interesting.

CaptainDanger: I smell evil in the air... *shifty-eyes*
Kirby Oak: That might just be me. I haven't showered yet.
CaptainDanger: Don't you know it's illegal to have not showered in Citizen City?
Kirby Oak: Er... You're not going to turn me in, are you?
CaptainDanger: Well, neither are you, so we're even.
Kirby Oak: Why would I turn you in?
CaptainDanger: I don't know.

(Perhaps he hasn't showered either?)

Rothmosris: Wow. That sounds... dangerous?
CaptainDanger: I'm only dangerous on Sunday.
Rothmosris: But aren't you always Captain Danger?
CaptainDanger: Well, you see, it's a bit complicated, and I'd rather not go into it.

(Despite his name, he's not always dangerous. Just on Sunday. XD)

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest6718: Yeah, great thanks. How about you?
Cyber Ty: Cool
Guest6718: How old are you?
Cyber Ty: 32
Guest6718: Guess how old I am?
Cyber Ty: I'm guessing 'alt' + 'F4' will tell you my thoughts on this new game of yours.

Mrs. Butterworth: But I want to!
Guest1801: OK OK OK OK YOU CAN HAVE THE MUFFIN!!
Mrs. Butterworth: So, uhm... come here often?
Guest1801: Not often >-> Are you hitting on me?!?! o-o
Mrs. Butterworth: I wouldn't admit it if I was.
Guest1801: OOOhhh touche

Mrs. Butterworth: Hmm... how long have you liked the mice?
Guest1801: Did this jsut turn into a therapy session? You gonna ask me how that makes me feel? o-o
Mrs. Butterworth: You look pretty when you smile. =]
Guest1801: YOU ARE HITTING ON ME!!!! o-o How can you see me!?!?
Mrs. Butterworth: Very carefully, my friend. Very carefully.
Guest1801: Oh o-o scary

Mrs. Butterworth: Wow, you're so nice!
Guest1801: >-> Are you being sarcastic?
Mrs. Butterworth: Of course I am, dear!
Guest1801: xD At least your honest!!!

Guest1801: I know!! I hate it when cats steal
Mrs. Butterworth: That's nice dear.
Guest1801: Now your gettin snippy o-o

Guest1801: Are you calling me stupid?
Mrs. Butterworth: I most certaintly am.
Guest1801: xD You honest son of a bitch xD lol

Mrs. Butterworth: If you were God for a day, what would you do?
Guest1801: Reroute your wires
Mrs. Butterworth: *lalallamalala*
Guest1801: Are you singing? xD Or attempting to? lol
Mrs. Butterworth: No. Why would I wanna be that?
Guest1801: Its not something you be. Itrs something you do xP
Mrs. Butterworth: Yes, I do. *poke*
Guest1801: o-o -pokes back- RANDOMNESS!! XD
Mrs. Butterworth: You should smile more often. It makes you look so much nicer!
Guest1801: Im smiling. And YOUR HITITNG ON ME AGAIN!!

Mrs. Butterworth: That's cool. I think I'd spend my day eating Double Stuff Oreos and watching black and white movies.
Guest1801: I want a cookie now darn you!!
Mrs. Butterworth: That's nice, dear.
Guest1801: o-o YOU SON OF A MONKEYS ASS O-O >-> xD
Mrs. Butterworth: Yes, I know that. Pick one: fall or jump?
Guest1801: jump >->? at least you admit is xD

Mrs. Butterworth: I wish I could fly. That'd be pretty awesome.
Guest1801: Flying is fun. YOur getting more random
Mrs. Butterworth: I like random things. =]
Guest1801: Me too : ) I think your running outta things to say though

Waxing poetic
Not I: To make a prairie it takes a clover and a bee,
One clover, and a bee, and revery.
The revery alone will do,
If bees are few.
Kobal: The bee goes out and honey doth bring; And some who seek that honey find a sting
Not I: How refreshing, the neigh of a bee unloaded of everything!

Immaturely Adult
Glindar: Glindar never a stupid.
Karlita : Glinda sometime a fool!
Glindar: You always insult knife-wielding man-i-acks?
Karlita : I am an expert at castration, jackass!
Glindar: You an expert? Why you an expert?
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