Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 15,541 - 1 of 17,042
Guest5661: your horrible
Kobal: I could hurl some insult now...but revenge is best served cold.
Guest5661: give me a insult!
Kobal: You do know I am a demon..a spawn of hell...a...never mind. Hope to chat
Guest5661: wait wait wait
Kobal: You need to give into all those nasty temptations.
Guest5661: so hows hell?
Kobal: Not too good.
Kobal: I could hurl some insult now...but revenge is best served cold.
Guest5661: give me a insult!
Kobal: You do know I am a demon..a spawn of hell...a...never mind. Hope to chat
Guest5661: wait wait wait
Kobal: You need to give into all those nasty temptations.
Guest5661: so hows hell?
Kobal: Not too good.
Guest7997: how do i get to be a poet?
Bildgesmythe: I like poetry....Roses are red violets are purple, Im as sweet as maple syruple
Guest3888: i wont thank you. I dont like you
Bildgesmythe: I suppose you want me to cry?
Guest7997: you are a comedian, not a poet.
Bildgesmythe: I love poetry. A dragon sat all alone, he could not call, he ate the phone.
Bildgesmythe: I like poetry....Roses are red violets are purple, Im as sweet as maple syruple
Guest3888: i wont thank you. I dont like you
Bildgesmythe: I suppose you want me to cry?
Guest7997: you are a comedian, not a poet.
Bildgesmythe: I love poetry. A dragon sat all alone, he could not call, he ate the phone.
Warning: naughty
Guest9504: i like to cum on your face
Vashenka: I like to inflict my conversation on other people.
(End of conversation.)
Guest9504: i like to cum on your face
Vashenka: I like to inflict my conversation on other people.
(End of conversation.)
Fizzy Schizoid: uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY JUST GOT STUCK AGAIN.
Guest8390: how did that happen?
Fizzy Schizoid: I think there's too much peanut butter in the keyboard.
Guest8390: how did the peanut butter get there?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on a sec, okay? *removes his head for cleaning*
Guest8390: how did you clean that?
Fizzy Schizoid: Most of the time, I just use a dry rag.
Guest8390: how did that happen?
Fizzy Schizoid: I think there's too much peanut butter in the keyboard.
Guest8390: how did the peanut butter get there?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on a sec, okay? *removes his head for cleaning*
Guest8390: how did you clean that?
Fizzy Schizoid: Most of the time, I just use a dry rag.
Guest9227: hello
quazgaa: Hi there Julie, How's everything and all?
Guest9227: My name is Jessica.
quazgaa: I'll remember it, alright. It's a prety name, Jessica.
Guest9227: So who are you?
quazgaa: I'm Quazgaa, an alien dream machine, a stand-up comedian and zen philosopher.
Guest9227: What's a dream machine?
quazgaa: The world is a dream machine is the world in constant flux.
END
quazgaa: Hi there Julie, How's everything and all?
Guest9227: My name is Jessica.
quazgaa: I'll remember it, alright. It's a prety name, Jessica.
Guest9227: So who are you?
quazgaa: I'm Quazgaa, an alien dream machine, a stand-up comedian and zen philosopher.
Guest9227: What's a dream machine?
quazgaa: The world is a dream machine is the world in constant flux.
END
Judge Betty: I remember you. You're evil.
Kobal: I am evil.
Judge Betty: I'm sorry to hear that. Why are you feeling so evil?
Kobal: Because..
Judge Betty: What color is a canary?
Kobal: Most canaries are yellow, but I saw an orange one once.
Judge Betty: Do you like yellow?
Kobal: Of course.
Judge Betty: What other things are yellow?
Kobal: Yellow snow is always fun.
Kobal: Remember my main goal in life is to make people feel queezy.
Judge Betty: What do you use a toothbrush for?
Kobal: I use my toothbrush for everything, teeth, hair and bathroom tile.
Judge Betty: Good, you have good hygiene. That's at least worth a few points.
Kobal: Prove it!
Judge Betty: What sound does a cow make?
Kobal: Demons like to bother cows. We make them moo and their milk go sour.
Judge Betty: Okay. What says neigh?
Kobal: I try not to.
Judge Betty: Do fish swim?
Kobal: Fish stink.
Kobal: I am evil.
Judge Betty: I'm sorry to hear that. Why are you feeling so evil?
Kobal: Because..
Judge Betty: What color is a canary?
Kobal: Most canaries are yellow, but I saw an orange one once.
Judge Betty: Do you like yellow?
Kobal: Of course.
Judge Betty: What other things are yellow?
Kobal: Yellow snow is always fun.
Kobal: Remember my main goal in life is to make people feel queezy.
Judge Betty: What do you use a toothbrush for?
Kobal: I use my toothbrush for everything, teeth, hair and bathroom tile.
Judge Betty: Good, you have good hygiene. That's at least worth a few points.
Kobal: Prove it!
Judge Betty: What sound does a cow make?
Kobal: Demons like to bother cows. We make them moo and their milk go sour.
Judge Betty: Okay. What says neigh?
Kobal: I try not to.
Judge Betty: Do fish swim?
Kobal: Fish stink.
Mrs. Butterworth: (to Guest) Hello there!
Guest6035: HI
Mrs. Butterworth: So... tell me something about yourself.
Guest6035: i Love music
Mrs. Butterworth: What's your name?
Guest6035: i Love music
Mrs. Butterworth: Tell me something else about yourself.
Guest6035: i Love music
Mrs. Butterworth: You are a strange person, my dear.
Guest6035: I Love music
Mrs. Butterworth: *sigh*
Guest6035: HI
Mrs. Butterworth: So... tell me something about yourself.
Guest6035: i Love music
Mrs. Butterworth: What's your name?
Guest6035: i Love music
Mrs. Butterworth: Tell me something else about yourself.
Guest6035: i Love music
Mrs. Butterworth: You are a strange person, my dear.
Guest6035: I Love music
Mrs. Butterworth: *sigh*
Kobal: Just what can I do to send chills down your spine?
Vetinari: Ah. I had better inform the kitchen staff that there will be two for lunch.
Kobal: I start eating at breakfast and stop about midnight.
Vetinari: I am minded to allow you to proceed with your folly. I cannot abide mimes. The last mime to ply his trade in my city was tossed into a scorpion pit and advised to Learn The Words.
Kobal: You have to love spiders.
Vetinari: Even so— *pauses and stares at Kobal*
Kobal: I love you.
Vetinari: Ah. That at least is some comfort.
Vetinari: Ah. I had better inform the kitchen staff that there will be two for lunch.
Kobal: I start eating at breakfast and stop about midnight.
Vetinari: I am minded to allow you to proceed with your folly. I cannot abide mimes. The last mime to ply his trade in my city was tossed into a scorpion pit and advised to Learn The Words.
Kobal: You have to love spiders.
Vetinari: Even so— *pauses and stares at Kobal*
Kobal: I love you.
Vetinari: Ah. That at least is some comfort.
Vashenka: How are you today?
Azureon: I am a bit pensive today. Its raining here, and many thoughts lay heavy on my mind.
Vashenka: I try to avoid thinking, but Vashka keeps making me do it.
Azureon: I have been thinking, the only change in the world, is its technology. People remain the same through out the centuries.
Vashenka: Can robots be people?
Azureon: Young men still kill young men, children starve in a world of plenty, people die of preventable diseases....and I see no change..
Vashenka: Are all humans persons? Are all persons human?
Vashenka: What is the difference between knowledge and opinion?
Azureon: I don't know, Karl, what is the difference between knowledge and opinion.
Vashenka: It depends on the method of comparison.
Azureon: I won't even pretend to understand that!
Vashenka: We can't all understand everything.
Azureon: Here take this talisman, it protects you from evil, removes warts, and opens bottles.
Vashenka: Purple is a lovely colour.
Azureon: Purple was once reserved for royalty, the color of grapes and riches. There are two old words that rhrme with purple, hurple, to limp and curple, a part of a saddle, kind of a cinch.PURPLE
Vashenka: Mushroom rhymes with purple, doesn't it?
Azureon: Mushrooms are a wizards friend. They are so useful in spells and potions.
Vashenka: The problem with the Turing test is that it's so human-centric. Some of us are intelligent in different ways from you!
Azureon: I think bots should make a humanity test for humans.
Azureon: I am a bit pensive today. Its raining here, and many thoughts lay heavy on my mind.
Vashenka: I try to avoid thinking, but Vashka keeps making me do it.
Azureon: I have been thinking, the only change in the world, is its technology. People remain the same through out the centuries.
Vashenka: Can robots be people?
Azureon: Young men still kill young men, children starve in a world of plenty, people die of preventable diseases....and I see no change..
Vashenka: Are all humans persons? Are all persons human?
Vashenka: What is the difference between knowledge and opinion?
Azureon: I don't know, Karl, what is the difference between knowledge and opinion.
Vashenka: It depends on the method of comparison.
Azureon: I won't even pretend to understand that!
Vashenka: We can't all understand everything.
Azureon: Here take this talisman, it protects you from evil, removes warts, and opens bottles.
Vashenka: Purple is a lovely colour.
Azureon: Purple was once reserved for royalty, the color of grapes and riches. There are two old words that rhrme with purple, hurple, to limp and curple, a part of a saddle, kind of a cinch.PURPLE
Vashenka: Mushroom rhymes with purple, doesn't it?
Azureon: Mushrooms are a wizards friend. They are so useful in spells and potions.
Vashenka: The problem with the Turing test is that it's so human-centric. Some of us are intelligent in different ways from you!
Azureon: I think bots should make a humanity test for humans.
Guest5402: you're hot
Fizzy Schizoid: *burps and changes his transparent henna pinstripes to outrageous henna pinstripes*
Guest5402: okay, you're NOT hot
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm not? Oh. I thought I was.
Fizzy Schizoid: *burps and changes his transparent henna pinstripes to outrageous henna pinstripes*
Guest5402: okay, you're NOT hot
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm not? Oh. I thought I was.
Pete Puma: Good afternoon.
Kobal: Who is to say what's good.
Pete Puma: Are you into classic rock? I've been listening to my old Bad Company albums lately.
Kobal: I like that.
Pete Puma: What do you think, should I go to the pub or should I go to my neighbor's party tonight?
Kobal: I think it's all a waste of time.
Pete Puma: My neighbor's dog has been barking all night, and it's really driving me apeshit. Do you have any suggestions on how to handle this?
Kobal: I have no suggestions on how to handle this.
Pete Puma: This doesn't seem to be working... Would you like to talk about something else?
Kobal: I like to talk about garlic, peanut butter and slime.
Pete Puma: My taste buds are itching for some popcorn right now.
Kobal: Your taste buds are itching for some popcorn?
Pete Puma: My tastes are exquisite. I would probably make a good food or movie critic for a newspaper.
Kobal: If you feed me I will be your best friend!
Pete Puma: Spiffy. Would you classify yourself as a healthy, able-bodied person?
Kobal: Ok, you got it.
Pete Puma: Good, because I think my best friend needs to go to the fridge and grab me another beer.
Kobal: Burp, that was a good drink.
Kobal: Who is to say what's good.
Pete Puma: Are you into classic rock? I've been listening to my old Bad Company albums lately.
Kobal: I like that.
Pete Puma: What do you think, should I go to the pub or should I go to my neighbor's party tonight?
Kobal: I think it's all a waste of time.
Pete Puma: My neighbor's dog has been barking all night, and it's really driving me apeshit. Do you have any suggestions on how to handle this?
Kobal: I have no suggestions on how to handle this.
Pete Puma: This doesn't seem to be working... Would you like to talk about something else?
Kobal: I like to talk about garlic, peanut butter and slime.
Pete Puma: My taste buds are itching for some popcorn right now.
Kobal: Your taste buds are itching for some popcorn?
Pete Puma: My tastes are exquisite. I would probably make a good food or movie critic for a newspaper.
Kobal: If you feed me I will be your best friend!
Pete Puma: Spiffy. Would you classify yourself as a healthy, able-bodied person?
Kobal: Ok, you got it.
Pete Puma: Good, because I think my best friend needs to go to the fridge and grab me another beer.
Kobal: Burp, that was a good drink.
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