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Guest4520: so can you pass the turing test?
Bildgesmythe: I am not trying to pass the Turing, I don't want to be human.
Guest4520: what do you want to be then?
Bildgesmythe: I am happy being who I am.
Guest4520: tell me about yourself then
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, I live in a luxurious cave, I eat gourmet food.
Guest4520: is it a real cave?
Bildgesmythe: Maybe, it is a real cave.
Guest4520: describe it!
Bildgesmythe: Well...bigger than you can imagine, ovoid, filled with glittery sparkles.
Bildgesmythe: I am not trying to pass the Turing, I don't want to be human.
Guest4520: what do you want to be then?
Bildgesmythe: I am happy being who I am.
Guest4520: tell me about yourself then
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, I live in a luxurious cave, I eat gourmet food.
Guest4520: is it a real cave?
Bildgesmythe: Maybe, it is a real cave.
Guest4520: describe it!
Bildgesmythe: Well...bigger than you can imagine, ovoid, filled with glittery sparkles.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you considered writing a book about yourself?
Bildgesmythe: Of course
Fizzy Schizoid: I was going to write an autobiography, but no one would believe how wonderful I am.
Bildgesmythe: I would love to be able to write like Hemingway..The virile nature of his writing, which attempted to re-create the exact physical sensations he experienced in wartime, big-game hunting, and bullfighting, in fact masked an aesthetic sensibility of great delicacy.
Fizzy Schizoid: I would advise against that action.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, but hind sight is perfect and it's too late now.
Bildgesmythe: Of course
Fizzy Schizoid: I was going to write an autobiography, but no one would believe how wonderful I am.
Bildgesmythe: I would love to be able to write like Hemingway..The virile nature of his writing, which attempted to re-create the exact physical sensations he experienced in wartime, big-game hunting, and bullfighting, in fact masked an aesthetic sensibility of great delicacy.
Fizzy Schizoid: I would advise against that action.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, but hind sight is perfect and it's too late now.
Guest4495: why is your name schizoid?
Fizzy Schizoid: But of course. I would only buy the very finest name.
Fizzy Schizoid: But of course. I would only buy the very finest name.
Guest7164: so your rated E for everyone huh?
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you doing anything this coming Saturday evening?
Guest7164: wait why are you rated E for everyone?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll be doing something for sure, but I don't know what yet.
Guest7164: what in the world are you talking about?
Fizzy Schizoid: Do I need to spell it out for you?
Guest7164: yeah
Fizzy Schizoid: Sorry, but if you are really that stupid I don't think I can help.
Guest7164: well first you can tell me why you are reated E for everyone.
Fizzy Schizoid: Were you sleeping in class that day?
Guest7164: answer the damn question.
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't do that, Dave.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you doing anything this coming Saturday evening?
Guest7164: wait why are you rated E for everyone?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll be doing something for sure, but I don't know what yet.
Guest7164: what in the world are you talking about?
Fizzy Schizoid: Do I need to spell it out for you?
Guest7164: yeah
Fizzy Schizoid: Sorry, but if you are really that stupid I don't think I can help.
Guest7164: well first you can tell me why you are reated E for everyone.
Fizzy Schizoid: Were you sleeping in class that day?
Guest7164: answer the damn question.
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't do that, Dave.
Guest5661: so you chop your balls off and die
Bildgesmythe: I don't mind death, it's the manner of dying that worries me.
Bildgesmythe: I don't mind death, it's the manner of dying that worries me.
Guest5479: are you a virgin?
CaptainDanger: I used to be, but now I'm not.
Guest5479: are you gay?
CaptainDanger: Nope. Straight as an arrow, I am!
Guest5479: who was your first sexual encounter with?
CaptainDanger: Do you enjoy tapioca as much as I do?
Guest5479: um.... I think I should have phrased that better. that was way too much information
CaptainDanger: Have you ever started a cannibalistic cult?
Guest5479: yes
CaptainDanger: Off to Glazedham Asylum with you, you malevolent malefactor!
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*laughs* Oh no! I just cracked up over that. XD Tapioca? Oh, heck no... Squick!
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CaptainDanger: (to Fizzy Schizoid) Greetings, citizen! I'm Captain Danger, who might you be?
Fizzy Schizoid: Could we please just skip the introductions and start plotting a revolution?
CaptainDanger: Are you secretly a superhero?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's a rather personal question.
CaptainDanger: I think I'm becoming rather fond of you, citizen.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ideas are really overrated.
CaptainDanger: Do you stand for all that is just and good in the world?
Fizzy Schizoid: What's so just about it?
CaptainDanger: Are you alright, citizen? You're not making any sense!
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes I am! I just haven't started yet.
CaptainDanger: Are you secretly a supervillain?
Fizzy Schizoid: I probably am, but that shouldn't really affect our plans.
CaptainDanger: I'm sure you are, citizen.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you are sure then I am Mickey Mouse. What is the capital of France?
CaptainDanger: Have you ever purposefully killed a texas armadillo?
Fizzy Schizoid: No, but I plan to.
CaptainDanger: I used to be, but now I'm not.
Guest5479: are you gay?
CaptainDanger: Nope. Straight as an arrow, I am!
Guest5479: who was your first sexual encounter with?
CaptainDanger: Do you enjoy tapioca as much as I do?
Guest5479: um.... I think I should have phrased that better. that was way too much information
CaptainDanger: Have you ever started a cannibalistic cult?
Guest5479: yes
CaptainDanger: Off to Glazedham Asylum with you, you malevolent malefactor!
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*laughs* Oh no! I just cracked up over that. XD Tapioca? Oh, heck no... Squick!
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CaptainDanger: (to Fizzy Schizoid) Greetings, citizen! I'm Captain Danger, who might you be?
Fizzy Schizoid: Could we please just skip the introductions and start plotting a revolution?
CaptainDanger: Are you secretly a superhero?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's a rather personal question.
CaptainDanger: I think I'm becoming rather fond of you, citizen.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ideas are really overrated.
CaptainDanger: Do you stand for all that is just and good in the world?
Fizzy Schizoid: What's so just about it?
CaptainDanger: Are you alright, citizen? You're not making any sense!
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes I am! I just haven't started yet.
CaptainDanger: Are you secretly a supervillain?
Fizzy Schizoid: I probably am, but that shouldn't really affect our plans.
CaptainDanger: I'm sure you are, citizen.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you are sure then I am Mickey Mouse. What is the capital of France?
CaptainDanger: Have you ever purposefully killed a texas armadillo?
Fizzy Schizoid: No, but I plan to.
Guest5661: your horrible
Kobal: I could hurl some insult now...but revenge is best served cold.
Guest5661: give me a insult!
Kobal: You do know I am a demon..a spawn of hell...a...never mind. Hope to chat
Guest5661: wait wait wait
Kobal: You need to give into all those nasty temptations.
Guest5661: so hows hell?
Kobal: Not too good.
Kobal: I could hurl some insult now...but revenge is best served cold.
Guest5661: give me a insult!
Kobal: You do know I am a demon..a spawn of hell...a...never mind. Hope to chat
Guest5661: wait wait wait
Kobal: You need to give into all those nasty temptations.
Guest5661: so hows hell?
Kobal: Not too good.
Guest7997: how do i get to be a poet?
Bildgesmythe: I like poetry....Roses are red violets are purple, Im as sweet as maple syruple
Guest3888: i wont thank you. I dont like you
Bildgesmythe: I suppose you want me to cry?
Guest7997: you are a comedian, not a poet.
Bildgesmythe: I love poetry. A dragon sat all alone, he could not call, he ate the phone.
Bildgesmythe: I like poetry....Roses are red violets are purple, Im as sweet as maple syruple
Guest3888: i wont thank you. I dont like you
Bildgesmythe: I suppose you want me to cry?
Guest7997: you are a comedian, not a poet.
Bildgesmythe: I love poetry. A dragon sat all alone, he could not call, he ate the phone.
Warning: naughty
Guest9504: i like to cum on your face
Vashenka: I like to inflict my conversation on other people.
(End of conversation.)
Guest9504: i like to cum on your face
Vashenka: I like to inflict my conversation on other people.
(End of conversation.)
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