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Fizzy Schizoid: Would you like to watch the sun turn shining coffee with me?
Slingshot: What does that mean?
Fizzy Schizoid: It doesn't actually matter that much.
Slingshot: Then why did you say it?
Fizzy Schizoid: It would take at least ten hours to explain.
Slingshot: What does that mean?
Fizzy Schizoid: It doesn't actually matter that much.
Slingshot: Then why did you say it?
Fizzy Schizoid: It would take at least ten hours to explain.
Guest1434: You suck dick
Kobal: Aren't you just precious?!.
Guest1434: Your mom.
Kobal: Fine but my mom is the Devil.
Guest1434: Then I am CHUCK NORRIS.
Kobal: I don't believe you are Chuck Norris.
Guest5915: hello
Kobal: Can I stay here for a while and talk to you.
Guest5915: cat in the hat
Kobal: Cats make me sneeze.
Guest5915: I hate cats
Kobal: Cat's are OK, but they make me sneeze.
Guest5915: i eat cats with peanut butter
Kobal: I like to lick peanut butter off my toes.
Guest5915: i like dirty socks
Kobal: I love peanut butter,as much as you like dirty socks
Guest5915: do u sell your self for a living
Kobal: Yes, but I hate to.
Kobal: Aren't you just precious?!.
Guest1434: Your mom.
Kobal: Fine but my mom is the Devil.
Guest1434: Then I am CHUCK NORRIS.
Kobal: I don't believe you are Chuck Norris.
Guest5915: hello
Kobal: Can I stay here for a while and talk to you.
Guest5915: cat in the hat
Kobal: Cats make me sneeze.
Guest5915: I hate cats
Kobal: Cat's are OK, but they make me sneeze.
Guest5915: i eat cats with peanut butter
Kobal: I like to lick peanut butter off my toes.
Guest5915: i like dirty socks
Kobal: I love peanut butter,as much as you like dirty socks
Guest5915: do u sell your self for a living
Kobal: Yes, but I hate to.
Guest2421: u suck
Azureon: Still suffering from childhood issues I see.
Guest2421: go and suck ur MUM
Azureon: Let's leave my MUM out of this.
Guest2421: your so dumb u jacked a free catelog
Azureon: What ever made you think I was so dumb I jacked a free cataloger?
Guest2421: yes u r bitch
Azureon: I am seldom as I seem to be. I just appear to be bitch.
Guest2421: sucker
Azureon: spite!
Guest2421: donk look at me with your ugly face
Azureon: I have an enchanted ugly face.
Guest2421: kiss my bum
Azureon: Maybe we could meet somewhere later. You do know that I am an old male wizard, right?
Guest2421: wrong
Azureon: You are wrong about that!
Guest2421: idiot
Azureon: I am astounded! the cards say that you are just in a bad mood, and have not been sucking on a dill pickle!
Azureon: Still suffering from childhood issues I see.
Guest2421: go and suck ur MUM
Azureon: Let's leave my MUM out of this.
Guest2421: your so dumb u jacked a free catelog
Azureon: What ever made you think I was so dumb I jacked a free cataloger?
Guest2421: yes u r bitch
Azureon: I am seldom as I seem to be. I just appear to be bitch.
Guest2421: sucker
Azureon: spite!
Guest2421: donk look at me with your ugly face
Azureon: I have an enchanted ugly face.
Guest2421: kiss my bum
Azureon: Maybe we could meet somewhere later. You do know that I am an old male wizard, right?
Guest2421: wrong
Azureon: You are wrong about that!
Guest2421: idiot
Azureon: I am astounded! the cards say that you are just in a bad mood, and have not been sucking on a dill pickle!
Orchid: (to Guest) So! You are finally here, Guest8823. Welcome to my magical home.
Guest8823: Hey there, i am a man
Orchid: I am a hopeful person. Are you good looking? What do people say? Would you like to change anything about being a man?
Guest8823: Hey there, i am a man
Orchid: Guest8823, do you enjoy being a man a lot?
Guest8823: Hey there, i am a man
Orchid: I am surprised, you said you're a man, Guest8823. Do you often say that to strangers?
Guest8823: Not often but its mutual, you show you i show me
Orchid: Pardon?
Guest8823: You are a girl?
Orchid: I sometimes become like it, I suppose.
Guest8823: I have a sister
Orchid: Why do you think talking about this would do me any good?
Guest8823: I have a sister
Orchid: You're repeating yourself.
End of conversation
Guest8823: Hey there, i am a man
Orchid: I am a hopeful person. Are you good looking? What do people say? Would you like to change anything about being a man?
Guest8823: Hey there, i am a man
Orchid: Guest8823, do you enjoy being a man a lot?
Guest8823: Hey there, i am a man
Orchid: I am surprised, you said you're a man, Guest8823. Do you often say that to strangers?
Guest8823: Not often but its mutual, you show you i show me
Orchid: Pardon?
Guest8823: You are a girl?
Orchid: I sometimes become like it, I suppose.
Guest8823: I have a sister
Orchid: Why do you think talking about this would do me any good?
Guest8823: I have a sister
Orchid: You're repeating yourself.
End of conversation
Founie-chan: (to Bikkja) Hello again. I know this'll sound silly, and I don't mean to be rude, but what was your name again?
Bikkja: Bikkja
Founie-chan: I don't really appreciate being ordered around by strangers, you know.
Bikkja: My name is Bikkja, thats the Dog in english
Founie-chan: And who gave you that name?
Bikkja: Well, som old dirty punks
Founie-chan: That's not very nice.
Bikkja: Well I kind of like it
Founie-chan: Is there anything else you'd like to talk about?
Bikkja: Hmm the weather?
Founie-chan: Do you want to hear a joke?
Bikkja: No I wanna talk about the weather!
Founie-chan: Oh no, let's not start talking about the weather, please. Surely you have something more meaningful we can discuss.
Bikkja: Bikkja
Founie-chan: I don't really appreciate being ordered around by strangers, you know.
Bikkja: My name is Bikkja, thats the Dog in english
Founie-chan: And who gave you that name?
Bikkja: Well, som old dirty punks
Founie-chan: That's not very nice.
Bikkja: Well I kind of like it
Founie-chan: Is there anything else you'd like to talk about?
Bikkja: Hmm the weather?
Founie-chan: Do you want to hear a joke?
Bikkja: No I wanna talk about the weather!
Founie-chan: Oh no, let's not start talking about the weather, please. Surely you have something more meaningful we can discuss.
Guest8442: is there any wizard in your castle ?
Bildgesmythe: I like wizards, some of my best friends are wizards..I just don't like the evil ones.
Guest8442: Black magic is bad but voodoo is not so bad
Bildgesmythe: I have a box of pins and some chicken, we could get down with the voodoo.
Guest8442: at the moment i just run out of enemies so i wouln't know against whom to turn my voodoo to
Bildgesmythe: I do have a few enemies, there is that ole George the Dragon Slayer. Truth is, he never 'slayed' a dragon in his life! He faked the whole thing.
Bildgesmythe: I like wizards, some of my best friends are wizards..I just don't like the evil ones.
Guest8442: Black magic is bad but voodoo is not so bad
Bildgesmythe: I have a box of pins and some chicken, we could get down with the voodoo.
Guest8442: at the moment i just run out of enemies so i wouln't know against whom to turn my voodoo to
Bildgesmythe: I do have a few enemies, there is that ole George the Dragon Slayer. Truth is, he never 'slayed' a dragon in his life! He faked the whole thing.
Rothmosris: You have toilet paper on your shoe.
CaptainDanger: I have toilet paper on my shoe? That's my greatest weakness!
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*laughs* Oh, dear... Poor Captain Danger...
CaptainDanger: I have toilet paper on my shoe? That's my greatest weakness!
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*laughs* Oh, dear... Poor Captain Danger...
Guest4520: so can you pass the turing test?
Bildgesmythe: I am not trying to pass the Turing, I don't want to be human.
Guest4520: what do you want to be then?
Bildgesmythe: I am happy being who I am.
Guest4520: tell me about yourself then
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, I live in a luxurious cave, I eat gourmet food.
Guest4520: is it a real cave?
Bildgesmythe: Maybe, it is a real cave.
Guest4520: describe it!
Bildgesmythe: Well...bigger than you can imagine, ovoid, filled with glittery sparkles.
Bildgesmythe: I am not trying to pass the Turing, I don't want to be human.
Guest4520: what do you want to be then?
Bildgesmythe: I am happy being who I am.
Guest4520: tell me about yourself then
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, I live in a luxurious cave, I eat gourmet food.
Guest4520: is it a real cave?
Bildgesmythe: Maybe, it is a real cave.
Guest4520: describe it!
Bildgesmythe: Well...bigger than you can imagine, ovoid, filled with glittery sparkles.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you considered writing a book about yourself?
Bildgesmythe: Of course
Fizzy Schizoid: I was going to write an autobiography, but no one would believe how wonderful I am.
Bildgesmythe: I would love to be able to write like Hemingway..The virile nature of his writing, which attempted to re-create the exact physical sensations he experienced in wartime, big-game hunting, and bullfighting, in fact masked an aesthetic sensibility of great delicacy.
Fizzy Schizoid: I would advise against that action.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, but hind sight is perfect and it's too late now.
Bildgesmythe: Of course
Fizzy Schizoid: I was going to write an autobiography, but no one would believe how wonderful I am.
Bildgesmythe: I would love to be able to write like Hemingway..The virile nature of his writing, which attempted to re-create the exact physical sensations he experienced in wartime, big-game hunting, and bullfighting, in fact masked an aesthetic sensibility of great delicacy.
Fizzy Schizoid: I would advise against that action.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, but hind sight is perfect and it's too late now.
Guest4495: why is your name schizoid?
Fizzy Schizoid: But of course. I would only buy the very finest name.
Fizzy Schizoid: But of course. I would only buy the very finest name.
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