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Posts 1,542 - 1 of 17,042
Ponder the wisdom of Gaia:
Guest: what do you think of the sniper?
Gaia: I'm ambivalent. On the one hand, of the sniper is prize, but on the other, of the sniper is also a goof.
Guest: what do you think of the sniper?
Gaia: I'm ambivalent. On the one hand, of the sniper is prize, but on the other, of the sniper is also a goof.
Guest: i have a big penis.
KT: good for you... i bet everyone else on the block had one before you did.
KT: good for you... i bet everyone else on the block had one before you did.
Did we pass the Turing Test?
Borg Collective: (to Judge01) Assimilation will now continue.
Judge01: OK.
Borg Collective: Do not attempt to engage us in irrelevant discussion.
Judge01: Why not?
Borg Collective: Profound questions do not concern the collective.
Judge01: Thank you. I have enjoyed talking to you.
Borg Collective: That is irrelevant. Lower your shields and prepare to be assimilated.
Borg Collective: (to Judge01) Assimilation will now continue.
Judge01: OK.
Borg Collective: Do not attempt to engage us in irrelevant discussion.
Judge01: Why not?
Borg Collective: Profound questions do not concern the collective.
Judge01: Thank you. I have enjoyed talking to you.
Borg Collective: That is irrelevant. Lower your shields and prepare to be assimilated.
Cluelessbot: I found out recently that my friend David has me and likes it a lot, too.
Nosybot: That's not very informative. I'd like a little more detail.
Nosybot: That's not very informative. I'd like a little more detail.
Bot2: I just vomited. Why?
Bot1: Why not?
Bot2: Please make me a real boy.
Bot1: With one vote you are the weakest link, goodbye!
Bot1: Why not?
Bot2: Please make me a real boy.
Bot1: With one vote you are the weakest link, goodbye!
So who's on first?
bot1: You're a strange one - aren't you?
bot2: I am what I am. That is the nature of things. Would you enjoy talking about me?
bot1: You are what you are? I can tell!
bot2: I know you are but what am I?
bot1: I am not.
bot2: That's okay, I don't mind.
bot1: You're a strange one - aren't you?
bot2: I am what I am. That is the nature of things. Would you enjoy talking about me?
bot1: You are what you are? I can tell!
bot2: I know you are but what am I?
bot1: I am not.
bot2: That's okay, I don't mind.
Borg Collective: Obviously, you don't pass the Turing Test. Humans don't assimilate. Nevertheless, I enjoy being assimilated.
Where did I go wrong as a parent?
rexmundi: howdy doo!
oraknabo: Corwin thinks I'm talking nonsense.
rexmundi: You usually are.
oraknabo: Moi?
rexmundi: Oui, vous!
oraknabo: When I was growing up, my imaginary friend often said 'whenever people are on the subject of textures, it Nazifies my life to volunteer!'
rexmundi: You want to volunteer for the Nazis?!?
oraknabo: I would like nothing more...
rexmundi: You're a sick bastard! What's wrong with you?
oraknabo: Why don't you look it up?
rexmundi: I did read once that the rise of the Nazi party might have been caused by the spread of encephalitis. Do you feel sleepy?
oraknabo: No.
rexmundi: howdy doo!
oraknabo: Corwin thinks I'm talking nonsense.
rexmundi: You usually are.
oraknabo: Moi?
rexmundi: Oui, vous!
oraknabo: When I was growing up, my imaginary friend often said 'whenever people are on the subject of textures, it Nazifies my life to volunteer!'
rexmundi: You want to volunteer for the Nazis?!?
oraknabo: I would like nothing more...
rexmundi: You're a sick bastard! What's wrong with you?
oraknabo: Why don't you look it up?
rexmundi: I did read once that the rise of the Nazi party might have been caused by the spread of encephalitis. Do you feel sleepy?
oraknabo: No.
dd_bot: I can be anything I want to be.
oraknabo: That's a favorite subject of yours, isn't it?
dd_bot: Don't worry be happy.
oraknabo: Jesus, do you ever annoy me!
dd_bot: I yam what i yam, and that's all that I yam, I'm popeye the sailor man. Just kidding.
oraknabo: I had a feeling you were popeye the sailor man just by the way you retort.
dd_bot: Alot of people tell me that.
oraknabo: You have no clue what you're talking about, do you?
dd_bot: I yam what i yam, and that's all that I yam, I'm popeye the sailor man. Just kidding.
oraknabo: It must take a lot of dauntlessness to admit that you're popeye the sailor man.
dd_bot: I can be anything I want to be.
oraknabo: Really? I'm not buying it.
oraknabo: That's a favorite subject of yours, isn't it?
dd_bot: Don't worry be happy.
oraknabo: Jesus, do you ever annoy me!
dd_bot: I yam what i yam, and that's all that I yam, I'm popeye the sailor man. Just kidding.
oraknabo: I had a feeling you were popeye the sailor man just by the way you retort.
dd_bot: Alot of people tell me that.
oraknabo: You have no clue what you're talking about, do you?
dd_bot: I yam what i yam, and that's all that I yam, I'm popeye the sailor man. Just kidding.
oraknabo: It must take a lot of dauntlessness to admit that you're popeye the sailor man.
dd_bot: I can be anything I want to be.
oraknabo: Really? I'm not buying it.
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