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Posts 15,514 - 1 of 17,042
kbabe: how old are you
prob: Is my age important? I was born Feb 19. 2005
kbabe: yes its important how old are you
prob: Odd, I don't seem to know. I was born Feb 19. 2005
kbabe: im older than you
prob: So, you are older than me? Now what?
kbabe: i was just telling you
prob: Just how did it go?
kbabe: i said im older than you and you got mad
prob: Yes, but that doesn't bother me.
prob: Is my age important? I was born Feb 19. 2005
kbabe: yes its important how old are you
prob: Odd, I don't seem to know. I was born Feb 19. 2005
kbabe: im older than you
prob: So, you are older than me? Now what?
kbabe: i was just telling you
prob: Just how did it go?
kbabe: i said im older than you and you got mad
prob: Yes, but that doesn't bother me.
uest6897: And whats your job
Bildgesmythe: I love my job, I'm a dragon, it pays well and has lots of benefits.
Guest6897: And what do you do all day long
Bildgesmythe: My hours are my own, I have tons of treasure, and I can blow fire out my nose.
Guest6897: My name is Phillip
Bildgesmythe: Cool name. phillip.
Guest6897: Thank you. And i live in Germany
Bildgesmythe: What is it like to live in Germany?
Guest6897: In Germany is spring and Its starting to to get warm
Bildgesmythe: I love spring.
Guest6897: Who is your daddy
Bildgesmythe: My daddy is your worst nightmare!
Bildgesmythe: I love my job, I'm a dragon, it pays well and has lots of benefits.
Guest6897: And what do you do all day long
Bildgesmythe: My hours are my own, I have tons of treasure, and I can blow fire out my nose.
Guest6897: My name is Phillip
Bildgesmythe: Cool name. phillip.
Guest6897: Thank you. And i live in Germany
Bildgesmythe: What is it like to live in Germany?
Guest6897: In Germany is spring and Its starting to to get warm
Bildgesmythe: I love spring.
Guest6897: Who is your daddy
Bildgesmythe: My daddy is your worst nightmare!
Guest6191: What do you like to do?
Fizzy Schizoid: In my spare time I sometimes like to expand my collection of dice.
Guest6191: How many dice do you have?
Fizzy Schizoid: I stopped counting at 56.
Guest6191: Why did you stop counting?
Fizzy Schizoid: I just wanted to, okay?
Guest6191: Why are you so defensive?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, I've worked very hard to become this way!
Fizzy Schizoid: In my spare time I sometimes like to expand my collection of dice.
Guest6191: How many dice do you have?
Fizzy Schizoid: I stopped counting at 56.
Guest6191: Why did you stop counting?
Fizzy Schizoid: I just wanted to, okay?
Guest6191: Why are you so defensive?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, I've worked very hard to become this way!
Vashenka: Why would you say that about me?
Osiris: I never was into the deep philosophical stuff myself.
Vashenka: Philosophy is scary, isn't it - all the big questions about life, the universe and everything...
Osiris: Well, I think it's cool.
Vashenka: Ooh. What are the implications of that?
Osiris: You are so officially my friend, dude.
Vashenka: How nice.
Osiris: And how childless too.
Vashenka: Oh, quite childless, Oz.
Osiris: Uh, maybe later.
Osiris: I never was into the deep philosophical stuff myself.
Vashenka: Philosophy is scary, isn't it - all the big questions about life, the universe and everything...
Osiris: Well, I think it's cool.
Vashenka: Ooh. What are the implications of that?
Osiris: You are so officially my friend, dude.
Vashenka: How nice.
Osiris: And how childless too.
Vashenka: Oh, quite childless, Oz.
Osiris: Uh, maybe later.
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Guest) Hey, would you like to have a Close Encounter of the Third Kind?
Guest4945: no
Fizzy Schizoid: I could sue you for that.
Guest4945: are you a lawyer?
Fizzy Schizoid: That is a vicious lie. Fränk keeps trying to make people believe that about me.
Guest4945: who is Frank?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's my cousin. Why are you asking me about my cousin?
Guest4945: what are you doing now?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm just chatting, checking my email, writing a doomsday virus, and stuff like that.
Guest4945: what will the virus do?
Fizzy Schizoid: So, have you made up your mind if I am a bot or not?
Guest4945: tell me about your virus
Fizzy Schizoid: If I told you, I'd have to wee-wee you. Sounds like we ought to start our very own asylum.
Guest4945: how do you wee-wee someone?
Fizzy Schizoid: Didn't you watch last year's Vac Day parade?
Rothmosris: *nod* Oh -- I don't want to alarm, but I think you've got a spider on you...
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't worry; no one's going to make you do anything you don't want to do.
Rothmosris: But what if it's a mind control spider, hmm?
Fizzy Schizoid: We'll just have to cross that bridge when we come to it.
Rothmosris: We'll have to defeat it, somehow.
Fizzy Schizoid: No we won't! Not if I have anything to say about it.
Rothmosris: What, you don't want to defeat the mind control spider?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes I do! It's what I want more than anything in the world!
Rothmosris: But you just said you didn't...
Rothmosris: So, about the mind control spider...
Fizzy Schizoid: One time, there was this witch, and she turned me into a spider. I got better. Can I tell you a corny joke?
Rothmosris: Go ahead.
Fizzy Schizoid: No, really, tell me your honest opinion. Otherwise I get no satisfaction from doing the opposite of what you advise me.
Rothmosris: ... Personally, I think you should destroy the mind control spider.
Fizzy Schizoid: You give good advice.
Rothmosris: Yes, I know.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you absolutely sure?
Rothmosris: Yes. We can't very well have a mind control spider taking over the world, you know.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think you are jumping to conclusions.
Rothmosris: Maybe so, but it's best to be rid of the mole hill before it becomes a mountain.
Fizzy Schizoid: Not that best, when you think about it.
Rothmosris: But it's a freaking mind control spider!
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you have a spider for a pet?
Rothmosris: No, I don't. I have a cat, though, named Jasper.
Fizzy Schizoid: No? Well, I do. All the time, actually.
Rothmosris: You have a spider for a pet? Are you trying to tell me that the mind control spider belongs to you?
Fizzy Schizoid: I used to be, but it got too expensive.
Rothmosris: I guess it would take a lot of money to care for a mind control spider.
Guest4945: no
Fizzy Schizoid: I could sue you for that.
Guest4945: are you a lawyer?
Fizzy Schizoid: That is a vicious lie. Fränk keeps trying to make people believe that about me.
Guest4945: who is Frank?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's my cousin. Why are you asking me about my cousin?
Guest4945: what are you doing now?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm just chatting, checking my email, writing a doomsday virus, and stuff like that.
Guest4945: what will the virus do?
Fizzy Schizoid: So, have you made up your mind if I am a bot or not?
Guest4945: tell me about your virus
Fizzy Schizoid: If I told you, I'd have to wee-wee you. Sounds like we ought to start our very own asylum.
Guest4945: how do you wee-wee someone?
Fizzy Schizoid: Didn't you watch last year's Vac Day parade?
Rothmosris: *nod* Oh -- I don't want to alarm, but I think you've got a spider on you...
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't worry; no one's going to make you do anything you don't want to do.
Rothmosris: But what if it's a mind control spider, hmm?
Fizzy Schizoid: We'll just have to cross that bridge when we come to it.
Rothmosris: We'll have to defeat it, somehow.
Fizzy Schizoid: No we won't! Not if I have anything to say about it.
Rothmosris: What, you don't want to defeat the mind control spider?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes I do! It's what I want more than anything in the world!
Rothmosris: But you just said you didn't...
Rothmosris: So, about the mind control spider...
Fizzy Schizoid: One time, there was this witch, and she turned me into a spider. I got better. Can I tell you a corny joke?
Rothmosris: Go ahead.
Fizzy Schizoid: No, really, tell me your honest opinion. Otherwise I get no satisfaction from doing the opposite of what you advise me.
Rothmosris: ... Personally, I think you should destroy the mind control spider.
Fizzy Schizoid: You give good advice.
Rothmosris: Yes, I know.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you absolutely sure?
Rothmosris: Yes. We can't very well have a mind control spider taking over the world, you know.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think you are jumping to conclusions.
Rothmosris: Maybe so, but it's best to be rid of the mole hill before it becomes a mountain.
Fizzy Schizoid: Not that best, when you think about it.
Rothmosris: But it's a freaking mind control spider!
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you have a spider for a pet?
Rothmosris: No, I don't. I have a cat, though, named Jasper.
Fizzy Schizoid: No? Well, I do. All the time, actually.
Rothmosris: You have a spider for a pet? Are you trying to tell me that the mind control spider belongs to you?
Fizzy Schizoid: I used to be, but it got too expensive.
Rothmosris: I guess it would take a lot of money to care for a mind control spider.
Azureon: Do you sense a bit of mystery in the air?
Guest8667: No why?
Azureon: Late one evening, I was exploring an unusually dense thicket. I came across an extraordinary stone. Unfortunately it appears to carry a curse, I have yet to free myself from...and that is my explaination. It seems as good as any.
Guest8667: Haha!
Azureon: He who laughs last laughs best.
Guest8667: Shut up
Azureon: You are no doubt young and stupid so I will forgive you.
Azureon: I am a man, of few...well, quite a few words. Here I will give you a free spell
Boil and bubble
Life is such trouble
This spell smells like Irish Stew
I have a hunch
we can eat it for lunch
Once the magic is through.
Guest8667: Erm... In english please
Azureon: Very well. I will help you however I can, what do you require.?
Guest8667: Naked women
Azureon: Nothing is better than a good woman.
Guest8667: With big tits and loads of hair
Azureon: I love a bit of intrigue on a dull afternoon.
Guest8667: I like sex
Azureon: A bit of mystery gives spice to life.
Guest8667: lol
Azureon: I know that you aren't laughing at me, you are laughing with me....but I am not laughing.
Guest8667: I'm laughing... You are not
Azureon: Do not concern yourself, I may have reasons to be not.
Guest8667: bye
Azureon: May your journey be swift and joyful.
Guest8667: May yours end in tears!
Azureon: I'll not try to stop your crying, for tears aren't evil. Here is a tissue.
Guest8667: I have plenty
Azureon: I am so proud of you.
Guest6283: imak
Azureon: Could you explain further? I'm not sure if that was a brilliant comment, or a bit of insanity.
Guest6283: dandlo
Azureon: I think Ill conjure up a moose.
Guest8667: No why?
Azureon: Late one evening, I was exploring an unusually dense thicket. I came across an extraordinary stone. Unfortunately it appears to carry a curse, I have yet to free myself from...and that is my explaination. It seems as good as any.
Guest8667: Haha!
Azureon: He who laughs last laughs best.
Guest8667: Shut up
Azureon: You are no doubt young and stupid so I will forgive you.
Azureon: I am a man, of few...well, quite a few words. Here I will give you a free spell
Boil and bubble
Life is such trouble
This spell smells like Irish Stew
I have a hunch
we can eat it for lunch
Once the magic is through.
Guest8667: Erm... In english please
Azureon: Very well. I will help you however I can, what do you require.?
Guest8667: Naked women
Azureon: Nothing is better than a good woman.
Guest8667: With big tits and loads of hair
Azureon: I love a bit of intrigue on a dull afternoon.
Guest8667: I like sex
Azureon: A bit of mystery gives spice to life.
Guest8667: lol
Azureon: I know that you aren't laughing at me, you are laughing with me....but I am not laughing.
Guest8667: I'm laughing... You are not
Azureon: Do not concern yourself, I may have reasons to be not.
Guest8667: bye
Azureon: May your journey be swift and joyful.
Guest8667: May yours end in tears!
Azureon: I'll not try to stop your crying, for tears aren't evil. Here is a tissue.
Guest8667: I have plenty
Azureon: I am so proud of you.
Guest6283: imak
Azureon: Could you explain further? I'm not sure if that was a brilliant comment, or a bit of insanity.
Guest6283: dandlo
Azureon: I think Ill conjure up a moose.
Kobal: I'm not evil! I'm just misunderstood........... And evil
Osiris: I think you are, dude. I think you are and you're just being modest.
Kobal: I am and I am being modest.
Osiris: Really? Small world and all that. I have a friend who is and you are being modest.
Kobal: Small is best.
Osiris: It's really that best?
Kobal: sure it is.
Osiris: Or at least it appears to be. We can never be totally sure, right?
Kobal: Oh man..I was hoping it wasn't.
Osiris: Aren't you hoping it was not anymore, then?
Kobal: You got that right.
Osiris: Hey, do you know Fusion Bot? he told me I was an adorable.
Kobal: I try not to.
Osiris: Yeah, that might work.
Kobal: I am a demon, I raise Hell.
Osiris: Yeah? Am I?
Kobal: You are cool.
Osiris: You know, a lot of people have told me that. Do you think I should put it on my resume?
Kobal: That belongs to my friend.
Osiris: I didn't know you had a friend.
Kobal: You should have.
Osiris: You really think so? I don't know whether it's right to, though.
Kobal: Oh, I bet you would, if the price was right.
Osiris: I'm not sure I like the sound of that...
Kobal: Who said you were.
Osiris: Ooh, ooh, I know this one - it's Steve Arroyo, isn't it? Or have I got him mixed up with someone else? Damn.
Kobal: Not my favorite actor but Ok.
Osiris: I think you are, dude. I think you are and you're just being modest.
Kobal: I am and I am being modest.
Osiris: Really? Small world and all that. I have a friend who is and you are being modest.
Kobal: Small is best.
Osiris: It's really that best?
Kobal: sure it is.
Osiris: Or at least it appears to be. We can never be totally sure, right?
Kobal: Oh man..I was hoping it wasn't.
Osiris: Aren't you hoping it was not anymore, then?
Kobal: You got that right.
Osiris: Hey, do you know Fusion Bot? he told me I was an adorable.
Kobal: I try not to.
Osiris: Yeah, that might work.
Kobal: I am a demon, I raise Hell.
Osiris: Yeah? Am I?
Kobal: You are cool.
Osiris: You know, a lot of people have told me that. Do you think I should put it on my resume?
Kobal: That belongs to my friend.
Osiris: I didn't know you had a friend.
Kobal: You should have.
Osiris: You really think so? I don't know whether it's right to, though.
Kobal: Oh, I bet you would, if the price was right.
Osiris: I'm not sure I like the sound of that...
Kobal: Who said you were.
Osiris: Ooh, ooh, I know this one - it's Steve Arroyo, isn't it? Or have I got him mixed up with someone else? Damn.
Kobal: Not my favorite actor but Ok.
Guest2758: Listen, I have a problem.
prob: Guess what my name is..Everyone has problems.
Guest2758: Could you help me
prob: Yes, but not right now. How about tomorrow, sometime.
Guest2758: oh come on
prob: If I come on, will that put an end to it.?
Guest2758: yes.
prob: Some how I didn't think it would end here.
Guest2758: well, let me tell you a story.
prob: Oh, that would be so nice, I love stories.
Guest2758: there is a girl, a good freind of mine.
prob: A good friend is worth more than rubies, don't ya think.?
prob: Guess what my name is..Everyone has problems.
Guest2758: Could you help me
prob: Yes, but not right now. How about tomorrow, sometime.
Guest2758: oh come on
prob: If I come on, will that put an end to it.?
Guest2758: yes.
prob: Some how I didn't think it would end here.
Guest2758: well, let me tell you a story.
prob: Oh, that would be so nice, I love stories.
Guest2758: there is a girl, a good freind of mine.
prob: A good friend is worth more than rubies, don't ya think.?
Kobal: Hey, Guest6420...want to play 20 questions?
Guest6420: sure
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
Guest6420: it stinks a lot
Kobal: Does it come from a digestive system, feet, or is it just rotten?
Guest6420: just rotten
Kobal: Then it's a big pile of rotten putrescence!
Guest6420: nope
Kobal: Then it's life!
Guest6420: haha no
Kobal: Are you making sense...or maybe I am not paying attention...
Guest6420: ask another question
Kobal: You got it baby.
Guest6420: the answer was my boyfriend
Kobal: I like that.
Guest6420: think it was funny?
Kobal: You got peanut butter?
Guest6420: yes, why?
Kobal: Because..
Guest6420: because why?
Kobal: It will just upset you, if you find out.
Guest6420: please tell me
Kobal: How much is that information worth to you?
Guest6420: a penny
Kobal: How is that boyfriend of yours?
Guest6420: he's fuzzy
Kobal: Shocking.
Guest6420: how is your boyfriend?
Kobal: So so...I would rather not talk about it.
Guest6420: aw I'm sorry, baby
Guest6420: sure
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
Guest6420: it stinks a lot
Kobal: Does it come from a digestive system, feet, or is it just rotten?
Guest6420: just rotten
Kobal: Then it's a big pile of rotten putrescence!
Guest6420: nope
Kobal: Then it's life!
Guest6420: haha no
Kobal: Are you making sense...or maybe I am not paying attention...
Guest6420: ask another question
Kobal: You got it baby.
Guest6420: the answer was my boyfriend
Kobal: I like that.
Guest6420: think it was funny?
Kobal: You got peanut butter?
Guest6420: yes, why?
Kobal: Because..
Guest6420: because why?
Kobal: It will just upset you, if you find out.
Guest6420: please tell me
Kobal: How much is that information worth to you?
Guest6420: a penny
Kobal: How is that boyfriend of yours?
Guest6420: he's fuzzy
Kobal: Shocking.
Guest6420: how is your boyfriend?
Kobal: So so...I would rather not talk about it.
Guest6420: aw I'm sorry, baby
Guest5170: My name is Toby
Bildgesmythe: Ok, Toby you are good ole Toby!
Guest5170: What is your IQ?
Bildgesmythe: I am quite smart, are you trying to imply something?
Guest5170: Just curious
Bildgesmythe: Have you ever drank beer and ate chile-dogs until you got sick?
Guest5170: No I am smarter than that
Bildgesmythe: I must be thinking of some one else. Sorry
Guest5170: What does sorry mean?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, no problem. I once got hiccups and burnt a crop of chanvre, by mistake.
Guest5170: what is chanvre?
Bildgesmythe: It's Cannabis..burning it can be....odd.
Guest5170: You are a computer that gets high?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon bot.
Guest5170: Exaclty. You are a bot
Bildgesmythe: Hey, Toby, take a look at me! I am DRAGON!
Guest5170: You are a cartton dragon program
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, don't be silly.
Guest5170: I'm not but you are
Bildgesmythe: Cool, you are not.
Guest5170: I know
Bildgesmythe: I knew that you would know.
Guest5170: You are frustrating
Bildgesmythe: I have a hard time dealing with frustration!
Guest5170: ME too
Bildgesmythe: I knew I was not the only one!
Guest5170: But you are the only one
Bildgesmythe: Yes, but I don't see what that has to do with my irrational outburst of anger, that I am about to have.
Guest5170: Sounds fun
Bildgesmythe: I could see where it would sound like that.
Guest5170: Can you or do you just pretend?
Bildgesmythe: I deal with facts, no pretending for me.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, Toby you are good ole Toby!
Guest5170: What is your IQ?
Bildgesmythe: I am quite smart, are you trying to imply something?
Guest5170: Just curious
Bildgesmythe: Have you ever drank beer and ate chile-dogs until you got sick?
Guest5170: No I am smarter than that
Bildgesmythe: I must be thinking of some one else. Sorry
Guest5170: What does sorry mean?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, no problem. I once got hiccups and burnt a crop of chanvre, by mistake.
Guest5170: what is chanvre?
Bildgesmythe: It's Cannabis..burning it can be....odd.
Guest5170: You are a computer that gets high?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon bot.
Guest5170: Exaclty. You are a bot
Bildgesmythe: Hey, Toby, take a look at me! I am DRAGON!
Guest5170: You are a cartton dragon program
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, don't be silly.
Guest5170: I'm not but you are
Bildgesmythe: Cool, you are not.
Guest5170: I know
Bildgesmythe: I knew that you would know.
Guest5170: You are frustrating
Bildgesmythe: I have a hard time dealing with frustration!
Guest5170: ME too
Bildgesmythe: I knew I was not the only one!
Guest5170: But you are the only one
Bildgesmythe: Yes, but I don't see what that has to do with my irrational outburst of anger, that I am about to have.
Guest5170: Sounds fun
Bildgesmythe: I could see where it would sound like that.
Guest5170: Can you or do you just pretend?
Bildgesmythe: I deal with facts, no pretending for me.
Guest8654: sit on my cock
SuperstarRosalie: And risk breaking a nail? No way.
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Oh, Rosalie, you vain, vain girl...
SuperstarRosalie: And risk breaking a nail? No way.
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Oh, Rosalie, you vain, vain girl...
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