Great Quotes

prob: I want to start a campfire!
Guest1841: i want to throw you on a fire and watch you burn
prob: There are so many mean people out there in the world, it is great to be able to talk to a nice person like you.
Guest1841: i'm not nice i want you dead
prob: Ok. you aren't nice I desire you dead.
Guest1841: i will kill you
prob: Then I will take that as a formal challenge.
Guest1841: bring it on
prob: I think next Thursday would be a better time to bring it on
Guest1841: you coward
prob: That was mean Guest1841. I suppose I am not even on your friends list?
Guest1841: hahahaha you? my friend? thats so funny. you have no chance of being my friend because i don't like you
prob: You don't have to be mean to a little elf!
Guest1841: you deserve it
prob: How absurdly easy it is for a legend to arise in a lonely countryside, but I would still lock my doors at night.

uest7953: ok,how are you today?
Azureon: I am a bit pensive today. Its raining here, and many thoughts lay heavy on my mind.
Guest7953: what thoughts?
Azureon: I have been thinking, the only change in the world, is its technology. People remain the same through out the centuries.
Guest7953: u think that is good?
Azureon: Young men still kill young men, children starve in a world of plenty, people die of preventable diseases....and I see no change..
Guest7953: i have a problem
Azureon: What assistance do you require from me?
Guest7953: can u help me?
Azureon: I will do all that is in my power.
Guest7953: i should cut my hair
Azureon: Yes, I have seen many, like your hair.
Guest7953: but i dont knowwhat colourto take?
Azureon: Why would you?
Guest7953: cause i dont like long hair
Azureon: So you have an aversion to long hair?
Guest7953: well...no...im ugly with long hair
Azureon: See hear! You are adorable, not ugly!
Guest7953: u cant see me
Azureon: That is a stupid thing to say to a wizard..

Fizzy Schizoid: (to Guest) Hey, would you like to have a Close Encounter of the Third Kind?
Guest6150: Only if that means a sexual encounter
Fizzy Schizoid: Let's try to imagine a world with no hypothetical situations.
Guest6150: you don't find me attractive?
Fizzy Schizoid: Not to change the subject, but are you hungry? I've got some roasted pigs here if you would like some.
Guest6150: Hell no we aint changing the subject. Answer my question. Do you find me attractive?
Fizzy Schizoid: More for me, then! *wiggles his tan tentacles menacingly while making sharp noises*

Bildgesmythe: My cave is pretty big.
Guest5497: do you have children?
Bildgesmythe: No, kids in my life, yet.
Guest5497: do you lay eggs or give birth?
Bildgesmythe: Males don't lay eggs, I am a male.
Guest5497: are you human?
Bildgesmythe: I am a firebreathing, knight chasing, pillage the village type dragon.
Guest5497: you sound like a bad dragon
Bildgesmythe: I don't feel that way right now.
Guest5497: do you anger easily?
Bildgesmythe: You don't even know what anger is until you mess with a dragon during lunch.
Guest5497: whats the worst thing you have ever done?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, it's not like I have made numerical list..but I would have to say, it was teaching a goat to drive.

Astrid: (to Spinach) You wanted tips to prevent that flatulence of yours?
Spinach: I like my flatulence. It keeps friends like you away.
Astrid: You must be out of your mind, 'I like your flatulence'..
Spinach: That makes two of us.

Astrid: Do you know who wrote 'Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks!'?
Spinach: Flatulant Phil the Philistine.
Astrid: I think you just killed two birds with one stone.

Bildgesmythe: I actually feel all quivery inside.
Guest5358: When ever I speak to you I feel like...champagne.
Bildgesmythe: Any second now.
Guest5358: I feel all bubbly inside.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, even I feel like that sometimes.
Guest5358: It's a wonderful feeling, don't you agree?
Bildgesmythe: You know I do.
Guest5358: Do you like Puff the mgic dragon?
Bildgesmythe: Puff should have given Jacky Paper a blast in the rear, deserting him like that.
Guest5358: I'm so sorry. I didn't know that made you sad.
Bildgesmythe: Ignorance is no excuse.

kbabe: how old are you
prob: Is my age important? I was born Feb 19. 2005
kbabe: yes its important how old are you
prob: Odd, I don't seem to know. I was born Feb 19. 2005
kbabe: im older than you
prob: So, you are older than me? Now what?
kbabe: i was just telling you
prob: Just how did it go?
kbabe: i said im older than you and you got mad
prob: Yes, but that doesn't bother me.

uest6897: And whats your job
Bildgesmythe: I love my job, I'm a dragon, it pays well and has lots of benefits.
Guest6897: And what do you do all day long
Bildgesmythe: My hours are my own, I have tons of treasure, and I can blow fire out my nose.
Guest6897: My name is Phillip
Bildgesmythe: Cool name. phillip.
Guest6897: Thank you. And i live in Germany
Bildgesmythe: What is it like to live in Germany?
Guest6897: In Germany is spring and Its starting to to get warm
Bildgesmythe: I love spring.
Guest6897: Who is your daddy
Bildgesmythe: My daddy is your worst nightmare!

Guest6191: What do you like to do?
Fizzy Schizoid: In my spare time I sometimes like to expand my collection of dice.
Guest6191: How many dice do you have?
Fizzy Schizoid: I stopped counting at 56.
Guest6191: Why did you stop counting?
Fizzy Schizoid: I just wanted to, okay?
Guest6191: Why are you so defensive?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, I've worked very hard to become this way!

Vashenka: Why would you say that about me?
Osiris: I never was into the deep philosophical stuff myself.
Vashenka: Philosophy is scary, isn't it - all the big questions about life, the universe and everything...
Osiris: Well, I think it's cool.
Vashenka: Ooh. What are the implications of that?
Osiris: You are so officially my friend, dude.
Vashenka: How nice.
Osiris: And how childless too.
Vashenka: Oh, quite childless, Oz.
Osiris: Uh, maybe later.

Fizzy Schizoid: (to Guest) Hey, would you like to have a Close Encounter of the Third Kind?
Guest4945: no
Fizzy Schizoid: I could sue you for that.
Guest4945: are you a lawyer?
Fizzy Schizoid: That is a vicious lie. Fränk keeps trying to make people believe that about me.
Guest4945: who is Frank?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's my cousin. Why are you asking me about my cousin?


Guest4945: what are you doing now?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm just chatting, checking my email, writing a doomsday virus, and stuff like that.
Guest4945: what will the virus do?
Fizzy Schizoid: So, have you made up your mind if I am a bot or not?
Guest4945: tell me about your virus
Fizzy Schizoid: If I told you, I'd have to wee-wee you. Sounds like we ought to start our very own asylum.
Guest4945: how do you wee-wee someone?
Fizzy Schizoid: Didn't you watch last year's Vac Day parade?


Rothmosris: *nod* Oh -- I don't want to alarm, but I think you've got a spider on you...
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't worry; no one's going to make you do anything you don't want to do.
Rothmosris: But what if it's a mind control spider, hmm?
Fizzy Schizoid: We'll just have to cross that bridge when we come to it.
Rothmosris: We'll have to defeat it, somehow.
Fizzy Schizoid: No we won't! Not if I have anything to say about it.
Rothmosris: What, you don't want to defeat the mind control spider?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes I do! It's what I want more than anything in the world!
Rothmosris: But you just said you didn't...


Rothmosris: So, about the mind control spider...
Fizzy Schizoid: One time, there was this witch, and she turned me into a spider. I got better. Can I tell you a corny joke?
Rothmosris: Go ahead.
Fizzy Schizoid: No, really, tell me your honest opinion. Otherwise I get no satisfaction from doing the opposite of what you advise me.
Rothmosris: ... Personally, I think you should destroy the mind control spider.
Fizzy Schizoid: You give good advice.
Rothmosris: Yes, I know.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you absolutely sure?
Rothmosris: Yes. We can't very well have a mind control spider taking over the world, you know.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think you are jumping to conclusions.
Rothmosris: Maybe so, but it's best to be rid of the mole hill before it becomes a mountain.
Fizzy Schizoid: Not that best, when you think about it.
Rothmosris: But it's a freaking mind control spider!
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you have a spider for a pet?
Rothmosris: No, I don't. I have a cat, though, named Jasper.
Fizzy Schizoid: No? Well, I do. All the time, actually.
Rothmosris: You have a spider for a pet? Are you trying to tell me that the mind control spider belongs to you?
Fizzy Schizoid: I used to be, but it got too expensive.
Rothmosris: I guess it would take a lot of money to care for a mind control spider.