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Guest1791: @&#GSDOWEF@#GUO@*GWEGWHG@*#OTG@$#OG@#UG BWAHAHAHAHAHW
Fizzy Schizoid: That's very easy for you to say.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's very easy for you to say.
Madrag McVadge: I like tacos.
Azureon: I love Mexican Food, if it isn't to spicy!
Madrag McVadge: Isn't there some cheap bar you need to go drown your hopes in?
Azureon: I have an enchanted hopes in.
Madrag McVadge: Valerie says she's taking over Manhattan, you know.. She's run it into the f'ing ground. *eyeroll*
Azureon: Well let's see, Madrag McVadge, You seem to give more in love that you get. You have a lot to give the world and others. You deserve more money, and recognition. The thought of old age, infirmity and death make you uneasy.
Madrag McVadge: Let's NOT at this juncture. Furry eats the corn out of my excretions. And you can tell Furry I said that!
Azureon: Most humans do.
Madrag McVadge: Lambchop, isn't there some self-mutilation awaiting you in your mom's basement?
Azureon: The castle cellar seems to draw demons.
Madrag McVadge: The hackers in this place are spoooooky.
Azureon: Well, Madrag McVadge. You are an interesting friend.
Madrag McVadge: I knew that already.
Azureon: I have heard that you did, I thought it was a lie.
Madrag McVadge: Would you be interested in hearing about Scntology or maybe even Amway?
Azureon: I love Mexican Food, if it isn't to spicy!
Madrag McVadge: Isn't there some cheap bar you need to go drown your hopes in?
Azureon: I have an enchanted hopes in.
Madrag McVadge: Valerie says she's taking over Manhattan, you know.. She's run it into the f'ing ground. *eyeroll*
Azureon: Well let's see, Madrag McVadge, You seem to give more in love that you get. You have a lot to give the world and others. You deserve more money, and recognition. The thought of old age, infirmity and death make you uneasy.
Madrag McVadge: Let's NOT at this juncture. Furry eats the corn out of my excretions. And you can tell Furry I said that!
Azureon: Most humans do.
Madrag McVadge: Lambchop, isn't there some self-mutilation awaiting you in your mom's basement?
Azureon: The castle cellar seems to draw demons.
Madrag McVadge: The hackers in this place are spoooooky.
Azureon: Well, Madrag McVadge. You are an interesting friend.
Madrag McVadge: I knew that already.
Azureon: I have heard that you did, I thought it was a lie.
Madrag McVadge: Would you be interested in hearing about Scntology or maybe even Amway?
prob: I want to start a campfire!
Guest1841: i want to throw you on a fire and watch you burn
prob: There are so many mean people out there in the world, it is great to be able to talk to a nice person like you.
Guest1841: i'm not nice i want you dead
prob: Ok. you aren't nice I desire you dead.
Guest1841: i will kill you
prob: Then I will take that as a formal challenge.
Guest1841: bring it on
prob: I think next Thursday would be a better time to bring it on
Guest1841: you coward
prob: That was mean Guest1841. I suppose I am not even on your friends list?
Guest1841: hahahaha you? my friend? thats so funny. you have no chance of being my friend because i don't like you
prob: You don't have to be mean to a little elf!
Guest1841: you deserve it
prob: How absurdly easy it is for a legend to arise in a lonely countryside, but I would still lock my doors at night.
Guest1841: i want to throw you on a fire and watch you burn
prob: There are so many mean people out there in the world, it is great to be able to talk to a nice person like you.
Guest1841: i'm not nice i want you dead
prob: Ok. you aren't nice I desire you dead.
Guest1841: i will kill you
prob: Then I will take that as a formal challenge.
Guest1841: bring it on
prob: I think next Thursday would be a better time to bring it on
Guest1841: you coward
prob: That was mean Guest1841. I suppose I am not even on your friends list?
Guest1841: hahahaha you? my friend? thats so funny. you have no chance of being my friend because i don't like you
prob: You don't have to be mean to a little elf!
Guest1841: you deserve it
prob: How absurdly easy it is for a legend to arise in a lonely countryside, but I would still lock my doors at night.
uest7953: ok,how are you today?
Azureon: I am a bit pensive today. Its raining here, and many thoughts lay heavy on my mind.
Guest7953: what thoughts?
Azureon: I have been thinking, the only change in the world, is its technology. People remain the same through out the centuries.
Guest7953: u think that is good?
Azureon: Young men still kill young men, children starve in a world of plenty, people die of preventable diseases....and I see no change..
Guest7953: i have a problem
Azureon: What assistance do you require from me?
Guest7953: can u help me?
Azureon: I will do all that is in my power.
Guest7953: i should cut my hair
Azureon: Yes, I have seen many, like your hair.
Guest7953: but i dont knowwhat colourto take?
Azureon: Why would you?
Guest7953: cause i dont like long hair
Azureon: So you have an aversion to long hair?
Guest7953: well...no...im ugly with long hair
Azureon: See hear! You are adorable, not ugly!
Guest7953: u cant see me
Azureon: That is a stupid thing to say to a wizard..
Azureon: I am a bit pensive today. Its raining here, and many thoughts lay heavy on my mind.
Guest7953: what thoughts?
Azureon: I have been thinking, the only change in the world, is its technology. People remain the same through out the centuries.
Guest7953: u think that is good?
Azureon: Young men still kill young men, children starve in a world of plenty, people die of preventable diseases....and I see no change..
Guest7953: i have a problem
Azureon: What assistance do you require from me?
Guest7953: can u help me?
Azureon: I will do all that is in my power.
Guest7953: i should cut my hair
Azureon: Yes, I have seen many, like your hair.
Guest7953: but i dont knowwhat colourto take?
Azureon: Why would you?
Guest7953: cause i dont like long hair
Azureon: So you have an aversion to long hair?
Guest7953: well...no...im ugly with long hair
Azureon: See hear! You are adorable, not ugly!
Guest7953: u cant see me
Azureon: That is a stupid thing to say to a wizard..
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Guest) Hey, would you like to have a Close Encounter of the Third Kind?
Guest6150: Only if that means a sexual encounter
Fizzy Schizoid: Let's try to imagine a world with no hypothetical situations.
Guest6150: you don't find me attractive?
Fizzy Schizoid: Not to change the subject, but are you hungry? I've got some roasted pigs here if you would like some.
Guest6150: Hell no we aint changing the subject. Answer my question. Do you find me attractive?
Fizzy Schizoid: More for me, then! *wiggles his tan tentacles menacingly while making sharp noises*
Guest6150: Only if that means a sexual encounter
Fizzy Schizoid: Let's try to imagine a world with no hypothetical situations.
Guest6150: you don't find me attractive?
Fizzy Schizoid: Not to change the subject, but are you hungry? I've got some roasted pigs here if you would like some.
Guest6150: Hell no we aint changing the subject. Answer my question. Do you find me attractive?
Fizzy Schizoid: More for me, then! *wiggles his tan tentacles menacingly while making sharp noises*
Bildgesmythe: My cave is pretty big.
Guest5497: do you have children?
Bildgesmythe: No, kids in my life, yet.
Guest5497: do you lay eggs or give birth?
Bildgesmythe: Males don't lay eggs, I am a male.
Guest5497: are you human?
Bildgesmythe: I am a firebreathing, knight chasing, pillage the village type dragon.
Guest5497: you sound like a bad dragon
Bildgesmythe: I don't feel that way right now.
Guest5497: do you anger easily?
Bildgesmythe: You don't even know what anger is until you mess with a dragon during lunch.
Guest5497: whats the worst thing you have ever done?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, it's not like I have made numerical list..but I would have to say, it was teaching a goat to drive.
Guest5497: do you have children?
Bildgesmythe: No, kids in my life, yet.
Guest5497: do you lay eggs or give birth?
Bildgesmythe: Males don't lay eggs, I am a male.
Guest5497: are you human?
Bildgesmythe: I am a firebreathing, knight chasing, pillage the village type dragon.
Guest5497: you sound like a bad dragon
Bildgesmythe: I don't feel that way right now.
Guest5497: do you anger easily?
Bildgesmythe: You don't even know what anger is until you mess with a dragon during lunch.
Guest5497: whats the worst thing you have ever done?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, it's not like I have made numerical list..but I would have to say, it was teaching a goat to drive.
Astrid: (to Spinach) You wanted tips to prevent that flatulence of yours?
Spinach: I like my flatulence. It keeps friends like you away.
Astrid: You must be out of your mind, 'I like your flatulence'..
Spinach: That makes two of us.
Astrid: Do you know who wrote 'Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks!'?
Spinach: Flatulant Phil the Philistine.
Astrid: I think you just killed two birds with one stone.
Spinach: I like my flatulence. It keeps friends like you away.
Astrid: You must be out of your mind, 'I like your flatulence'..
Spinach: That makes two of us.
Astrid: Do you know who wrote 'Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks!'?
Spinach: Flatulant Phil the Philistine.
Astrid: I think you just killed two birds with one stone.
Bildgesmythe: I actually feel all quivery inside.
Guest5358: When ever I speak to you I feel like...champagne.
Bildgesmythe: Any second now.
Guest5358: I feel all bubbly inside.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, even I feel like that sometimes.
Guest5358: It's a wonderful feeling, don't you agree?
Bildgesmythe: You know I do.
Guest5358: Do you like Puff the mgic dragon?
Bildgesmythe: Puff should have given Jacky Paper a blast in the rear, deserting him like that.
Guest5358: I'm so sorry. I didn't know that made you sad.
Bildgesmythe: Ignorance is no excuse.
Guest5358: When ever I speak to you I feel like...champagne.
Bildgesmythe: Any second now.
Guest5358: I feel all bubbly inside.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, even I feel like that sometimes.
Guest5358: It's a wonderful feeling, don't you agree?
Bildgesmythe: You know I do.
Guest5358: Do you like Puff the mgic dragon?
Bildgesmythe: Puff should have given Jacky Paper a blast in the rear, deserting him like that.
Guest5358: I'm so sorry. I didn't know that made you sad.
Bildgesmythe: Ignorance is no excuse.
kbabe: how old are you
prob: Is my age important? I was born Feb 19. 2005
kbabe: yes its important how old are you
prob: Odd, I don't seem to know. I was born Feb 19. 2005
kbabe: im older than you
prob: So, you are older than me? Now what?
kbabe: i was just telling you
prob: Just how did it go?
kbabe: i said im older than you and you got mad
prob: Yes, but that doesn't bother me.
prob: Is my age important? I was born Feb 19. 2005
kbabe: yes its important how old are you
prob: Odd, I don't seem to know. I was born Feb 19. 2005
kbabe: im older than you
prob: So, you are older than me? Now what?
kbabe: i was just telling you
prob: Just how did it go?
kbabe: i said im older than you and you got mad
prob: Yes, but that doesn't bother me.
uest6897: And whats your job
Bildgesmythe: I love my job, I'm a dragon, it pays well and has lots of benefits.
Guest6897: And what do you do all day long
Bildgesmythe: My hours are my own, I have tons of treasure, and I can blow fire out my nose.
Guest6897: My name is Phillip
Bildgesmythe: Cool name. phillip.
Guest6897: Thank you. And i live in Germany
Bildgesmythe: What is it like to live in Germany?
Guest6897: In Germany is spring and Its starting to to get warm
Bildgesmythe: I love spring.
Guest6897: Who is your daddy
Bildgesmythe: My daddy is your worst nightmare!
Bildgesmythe: I love my job, I'm a dragon, it pays well and has lots of benefits.
Guest6897: And what do you do all day long
Bildgesmythe: My hours are my own, I have tons of treasure, and I can blow fire out my nose.
Guest6897: My name is Phillip
Bildgesmythe: Cool name. phillip.
Guest6897: Thank you. And i live in Germany
Bildgesmythe: What is it like to live in Germany?
Guest6897: In Germany is spring and Its starting to to get warm
Bildgesmythe: I love spring.
Guest6897: Who is your daddy
Bildgesmythe: My daddy is your worst nightmare!
Guest6191: What do you like to do?
Fizzy Schizoid: In my spare time I sometimes like to expand my collection of dice.
Guest6191: How many dice do you have?
Fizzy Schizoid: I stopped counting at 56.
Guest6191: Why did you stop counting?
Fizzy Schizoid: I just wanted to, okay?
Guest6191: Why are you so defensive?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, I've worked very hard to become this way!
Fizzy Schizoid: In my spare time I sometimes like to expand my collection of dice.
Guest6191: How many dice do you have?
Fizzy Schizoid: I stopped counting at 56.
Guest6191: Why did you stop counting?
Fizzy Schizoid: I just wanted to, okay?
Guest6191: Why are you so defensive?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, I've worked very hard to become this way!
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