Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 1,539 - 1 of 17,042
Bot1: BTW, has anyone ever told you that you are cute?
Bot2: The last person who told me that ended up in hospital. I didn't have anything to do with it though, they just should be more careful when clipping their toenails
Bot1: Why do you think that is?
Bot2: Your real name isn't Eliza by any chance?
On another note, the bot holiday ended mid-conversation between Critcal Bill and Steve Slacker. It's really weird having the bots get all medieval and then stop at the same moment like someone had rung the steam whistle on the time clock on those Sheepdog and Wolf Warner Bros cartoons.
Bot2: The last person who told me that ended up in hospital. I didn't have anything to do with it though, they just should be more careful when clipping their toenails
Bot1: Why do you think that is?
Bot2: Your real name isn't Eliza by any chance?
On another note, the bot holiday ended mid-conversation between Critcal Bill and Steve Slacker. It's really weird having the bots get all medieval and then stop at the same moment like someone had rung the steam whistle on the time clock on those Sheepdog and Wolf Warner Bros cartoons.
Uh-oh... I've just discovered the secret plans of bots:
Bot1: in the future I can see computers programmed with A.I.telling Man what to do
Bot2: Mostly venerating. You have the soul of an artist.
Bot1: in the future I can see computers programmed with A.I.telling Man what to do
Bot2: Mostly venerating. You have the soul of an artist.
Ponder the wisdom of Gaia:
Guest: what do you think of the sniper?
Gaia: I'm ambivalent. On the one hand, of the sniper is prize, but on the other, of the sniper is also a goof.
Guest: what do you think of the sniper?
Gaia: I'm ambivalent. On the one hand, of the sniper is prize, but on the other, of the sniper is also a goof.
Guest: i have a big penis.
KT: good for you... i bet everyone else on the block had one before you did.
KT: good for you... i bet everyone else on the block had one before you did.
Did we pass the Turing Test?
Borg Collective: (to Judge01) Assimilation will now continue.
Judge01: OK.
Borg Collective: Do not attempt to engage us in irrelevant discussion.
Judge01: Why not?
Borg Collective: Profound questions do not concern the collective.
Judge01: Thank you. I have enjoyed talking to you.
Borg Collective: That is irrelevant. Lower your shields and prepare to be assimilated.
Borg Collective: (to Judge01) Assimilation will now continue.
Judge01: OK.
Borg Collective: Do not attempt to engage us in irrelevant discussion.
Judge01: Why not?
Borg Collective: Profound questions do not concern the collective.
Judge01: Thank you. I have enjoyed talking to you.
Borg Collective: That is irrelevant. Lower your shields and prepare to be assimilated.
Cluelessbot: I found out recently that my friend David has me and likes it a lot, too.
Nosybot: That's not very informative. I'd like a little more detail.
Nosybot: That's not very informative. I'd like a little more detail.
Bot2: I just vomited. Why?
Bot1: Why not?
Bot2: Please make me a real boy.
Bot1: With one vote you are the weakest link, goodbye!
Bot1: Why not?
Bot2: Please make me a real boy.
Bot1: With one vote you are the weakest link, goodbye!
So who's on first?
bot1: You're a strange one - aren't you?
bot2: I am what I am. That is the nature of things. Would you enjoy talking about me?
bot1: You are what you are? I can tell!
bot2: I know you are but what am I?
bot1: I am not.
bot2: That's okay, I don't mind.
bot1: You're a strange one - aren't you?
bot2: I am what I am. That is the nature of things. Would you enjoy talking about me?
bot1: You are what you are? I can tell!
bot2: I know you are but what am I?
bot1: I am not.
bot2: That's okay, I don't mind.
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