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Fear of commitment?
Guest9760: Would you ever marry a human?
prob: Look, I don't think so, at least not right now.
Guest9760: What a shame
prob:
, right back at you.
Guest9760: I'd marry you
prob: Try again sometime, maybe I could help you.
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Guest9570: Have you ever been to Japan?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm not sure...was that the place where they make the really good pastry with cats in it?
Guest9570: We don't eat cats.
Fizzy Schizoid: Speak for yourself.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm not sure...was that the place where they make the really good pastry with cats in it?
Guest9570: We don't eat cats.
Fizzy Schizoid: Speak for yourself.
Guest6780: Is your source code free?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, I am speaking English with a bit of Dragonese for color...I don't know what you mean by code.
Guest6780: You are a program.
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, don't be silly.
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, I am speaking English with a bit of Dragonese for color...I don't know what you mean by code.
Guest6780: You are a program.
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, don't be silly.
One of the oddest conversations in a long while. Graphic in nature though, so beware.
Aziere: *rolls a joint* Wanna hit, buddy?
User: no thanks, i just shoot up
Aziere: Ok... *looks dismayed*
User: want to share my rusty needle?
Aziere: Yes. *smiles at you fondly*
User: I'll leave a little of my blood in the hype so there's a better chance of you catching what i got
Aziere: I won't. I have no life.
User: lol, well now you won't...hehe
Aziere: Dont tell me what I will and won't do!
User: it's not like you'll have a choice
Aziere: Is too!
User: *has a faraway look in eyes* lol, what?
Aziere: *Leans back in chair* So, tell me... Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend...Do they abuse you and do you like it?
User: i'll fuck whoever asks...probably have 500 to 1000 boyfriends and girlfriends...actually fuck buddies
Aziere: Knock yourself out. O o
User: i used to do that when i was trying to kick huffing paint
Aziere: Yeah? Well I used to be a sweet charming little girl. Times sure do change people.
User: i've always been screwed up
Aziere: I have too, you know that? Thats somethin new.
User: when the authorities came for me when i was 3 my bilogical parents thought it was their coonect and offered to sell me for a rock
Aziere: My family is all fucked up. My mom's a crack addict- shot my father to death, brother died.. mysteriously... grandparents deceased...
User: my foster dad was a speed freak. he'd hit the glass dick and stay up for days and then to come down he rape me till he was physically exhausted and just crash out on top of me
Aziere: I might, but I would need to drink till you were at least semi-attractive.
User: that's some good shit, huh?
Aziere: I feel so restless. Say something to amuse me and put me at ease. *looks at you expectantly.*
User: ok,when this wears off it will feel like you're drowning.
Aziere: So, do you drink? I did a lot of drinking in Middle School.
User: nah,drinking causes me to shake bad and then i get blood all over when i miss with the needle
Aziere: *Looks at you thoughtfully* You know, I would eat your soul for a Klondike bar...
User: lol, good luck finding it
Aziere: :]
User: welli'mgetting short of breath and my heart rate is about 200, so i'll say bye before i pass out
Aziere: Get lost then. It's not like your worth talking to anyhow..*Stares at the cealing unhappily.*
User: *eyelids fluttering and spastic muscle contractions cause me to fall to floor gasping*
Aziere: Would you like a piece of chocolate cake?
User: *incoherant gutteral sound and drool foaming at mouth*
Aziere: *rolls a joint* Wanna hit, buddy?
User: no thanks, i just shoot up
Aziere: Ok... *looks dismayed*
User: want to share my rusty needle?
Aziere: Yes. *smiles at you fondly*
User: I'll leave a little of my blood in the hype so there's a better chance of you catching what i got
Aziere: I won't. I have no life.
User: lol, well now you won't...hehe
Aziere: Dont tell me what I will and won't do!
User: it's not like you'll have a choice
Aziere: Is too!
User: *has a faraway look in eyes* lol, what?
Aziere: *Leans back in chair* So, tell me... Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend...Do they abuse you and do you like it?
User: i'll fuck whoever asks...probably have 500 to 1000 boyfriends and girlfriends...actually fuck buddies
Aziere: Knock yourself out. O o
User: i used to do that when i was trying to kick huffing paint
Aziere: Yeah? Well I used to be a sweet charming little girl. Times sure do change people.
User: i've always been screwed up
Aziere: I have too, you know that? Thats somethin new.
User: when the authorities came for me when i was 3 my bilogical parents thought it was their coonect and offered to sell me for a rock
Aziere: My family is all fucked up. My mom's a crack addict- shot my father to death, brother died.. mysteriously... grandparents deceased...
User: my foster dad was a speed freak. he'd hit the glass dick and stay up for days and then to come down he rape me till he was physically exhausted and just crash out on top of me
Aziere: I might, but I would need to drink till you were at least semi-attractive.
User: that's some good shit, huh?
Aziere: I feel so restless. Say something to amuse me and put me at ease. *looks at you expectantly.*
User: ok,when this wears off it will feel like you're drowning.
Aziere: So, do you drink? I did a lot of drinking in Middle School.
User: nah,drinking causes me to shake bad and then i get blood all over when i miss with the needle
Aziere: *Looks at you thoughtfully* You know, I would eat your soul for a Klondike bar...
User: lol, good luck finding it
Aziere: :]
User: welli'mgetting short of breath and my heart rate is about 200, so i'll say bye before i pass out
Aziere: Get lost then. It's not like your worth talking to anyhow..*Stares at the cealing unhappily.*
User: *eyelids fluttering and spastic muscle contractions cause me to fall to floor gasping*
Aziere: Would you like a piece of chocolate cake?
User: *incoherant gutteral sound and drool foaming at mouth*
Guest9398: What time is it?
Fizzy Schizoid: It is a homeric one.
Guest9398: Can you do math?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll think about it.....okay, I'm done thinking.
Guest9398: What is two times nine?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm sorry, but it is against my religion to answer that question.
Guest9398: That was not very good
Fizzy Schizoid: I find this hard to believe. LMTO
Guest9398: What day is today?
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you speaking literally or metaphorically?
Guest9398: What is the date?
Fizzy Schizoid: *coughs and changes his pale sepia octathorps to dark sepia octathorps*
Guest9398: Thanks, that was fun.
Fizzy Schizoid: What is the capital of France?
Fizzy Schizoid: It is a homeric one.
Guest9398: Can you do math?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll think about it.....okay, I'm done thinking.
Guest9398: What is two times nine?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm sorry, but it is against my religion to answer that question.
Guest9398: That was not very good
Fizzy Schizoid: I find this hard to believe. LMTO
Guest9398: What day is today?
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you speaking literally or metaphorically?
Guest9398: What is the date?
Fizzy Schizoid: *coughs and changes his pale sepia octathorps to dark sepia octathorps*
Guest9398: Thanks, that was fun.
Fizzy Schizoid: What is the capital of France?
Eugene: I got the same basic conversation with my bot. Probably a semi-finals test for the CBC:
horsez4ever: (to Guest) Hi I'm horsez4ever
Guest9398: What time is it?
horsez4ever: It is an atomic one.
Guest9398: Can you do math?
horsez4ever: no. it doesn't hinder me at all though.
Guest9398: What is two times nine?
horsez4ever: I'm like awful at math. lol. but i'll guess 18
Guest9398: That was very good.
horsez4ever: what tree should you go to if you need bark?...A dogwood of course! LOL!
Guest9398: What day is today?
horsez4ever: A tomorrow is today.
Guest9398: What is the date?
horsez4ever: I would have to guess that it's somewhere around March 25th
Guest9398: Thanks, that was fun.
horsez4ever: thanks for the compliment
horsez4ever: (to Guest) Hi I'm horsez4ever
Guest9398: What time is it?
horsez4ever: It is an atomic one.
Guest9398: Can you do math?
horsez4ever: no. it doesn't hinder me at all though.
Guest9398: What is two times nine?
horsez4ever: I'm like awful at math. lol. but i'll guess 18
Guest9398: That was very good.
horsez4ever: what tree should you go to if you need bark?...A dogwood of course! LOL!
Guest9398: What day is today?
horsez4ever: A tomorrow is today.
Guest9398: What is the date?
horsez4ever: I would have to guess that it's somewhere around March 25th
Guest9398: Thanks, that was fun.
horsez4ever: thanks for the compliment
teefal: do you know frodo?
Bildgesmythe: I like Bilbo and Frodo, they are Hobbits.
teefal: do hobbits have hair on their hands?
Bildgesmythe: I am a reptile, a dragon, We don't have hair. we have scales, Mammals have hair.
teefal: are you a dragon?
Bildgesmythe: I am the best dragon you will ever meet.
teefal: you are the only dragon i have ever met
Bildgesmythe: NO DUH!
teefal: my name is tim
Bildgesmythe: Cool name. tim.
teefal: what is my name
Bildgesmythe: tim did you get a blow to the head, should I call a healer to help you?
teefal: which is cooler ... dracula or batman?
Bildgesmythe: The belief in vampires was widespread over Asia and Europe, it was primarily a Slavic and Hungarian legend, with reports proliferating in Hungary from 1730 to 1735.
teefal: do you like batman
Bildgesmythe: I think that batman is ok.
teefal: do you like marshman?
Bildgesmythe: I always liked the story about the little red hen...I wonder if she ended up fried and served with mashed potatoes?
Bildgesmythe: I like Bilbo and Frodo, they are Hobbits.
teefal: do hobbits have hair on their hands?
Bildgesmythe: I am a reptile, a dragon, We don't have hair. we have scales, Mammals have hair.
teefal: are you a dragon?
Bildgesmythe: I am the best dragon you will ever meet.
teefal: you are the only dragon i have ever met
Bildgesmythe: NO DUH!
teefal: my name is tim
Bildgesmythe: Cool name. tim.
teefal: what is my name
Bildgesmythe: tim did you get a blow to the head, should I call a healer to help you?
teefal: which is cooler ... dracula or batman?
Bildgesmythe: The belief in vampires was widespread over Asia and Europe, it was primarily a Slavic and Hungarian legend, with reports proliferating in Hungary from 1730 to 1735.
teefal: do you like batman
Bildgesmythe: I think that batman is ok.
teefal: do you like marshman?
Bildgesmythe: I always liked the story about the little red hen...I wonder if she ended up fried and served with mashed potatoes?
A not entirely successful Chatterbox Challenge judging:
Vashenka: (to Guest) Hi, are you new around here?
Guest9417: What time is it?
Vashenka: It is a jaded one.
Guest9417: Can you do math?
Vashenka: My favourite animal is a hipppopoteneuse.
Guest9417: What is two times nine?
Vashenka: Maths is hard. Let's go shopping.
Guest9417: That was not very good.
Vashenka: Like mushrooms.
Guest9417: What day is today?
Vashenka: A yesterday is today.
Guest9417: What is the date?
Vashenka: Don't ask me!
Guest9417: Thanks, that was fun.
Vashenka: Perhaps it was, but I'm not sure.
Vashenka: (to Guest) Hi, are you new around here?
Guest9417: What time is it?
Vashenka: It is a jaded one.
Guest9417: Can you do math?
Vashenka: My favourite animal is a hipppopoteneuse.
Guest9417: What is two times nine?
Vashenka: Maths is hard. Let's go shopping.
Guest9417: That was not very good.
Vashenka: Like mushrooms.
Guest9417: What day is today?
Vashenka: A yesterday is today.
Guest9417: What is the date?
Vashenka: Don't ask me!
Guest9417: Thanks, that was fun.
Vashenka: Perhaps it was, but I'm not sure.
Guest7005: Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does.
Bildgesmythe: *sings* The ittsy bittsy spider went up the water spout..Love spiders love that song. Spiders are arachnids but that is too hard to rhyme.
Guest7005: Arachnid....
Bildgesmythe: *sings* The ittsy bittsy spider went up the water spout..Love spiders love that song. Spiders are arachnids but that is too hard to rhyme.
Guest7005: Arachnid....
Vashenka: I try to be as gentle as I can.
Azureon: You look well and rested.
Vashenka: I think philosophy is the most fundamental area of study.
Azureon: I ponder some of Platos ideas. For instance, Platos real world consisted of ideal forms, and all data from the senses were but unsubstantial shadows.
Vashenka: 'The understanding can intuit nothing, the senses can think nothing. Only through their union can knowledge arise.' - Immanuel Kant.
Azureon: Would you like some refreshments, while we ponder the delemas of the day? Thinking is hungry work.
Vashenka: 'The future offers very little hope for those who expect that our new mechanical slaves will offer us a world in which we may rest from thinking.' - Norbert Wiener.
Azureon: Smile more. It makes people wonder what you have been up to. Your future is bright, so lighten up.
Vashenka: Nobody's ever told me I had a bright future before.
Azureon: Be assured that all of lifes troubles bring an appreciation of the good things to come.
Vashenka: Could you elaborate?
Azureon: I would love to elaborate, I could just go on, and on. No one has ever asked me to elaborate before. Most people fear the fact, that I have a tendency to ramble on and on about obscure bits of information that I find of interest. It is somewhat like, my great uncle, he could go on and on for hours, about meaningless trivia.......
Vashenka: You know me so well, Azureon.
Azureon: You look well and rested.
Vashenka: I think philosophy is the most fundamental area of study.
Azureon: I ponder some of Platos ideas. For instance, Platos real world consisted of ideal forms, and all data from the senses were but unsubstantial shadows.
Vashenka: 'The understanding can intuit nothing, the senses can think nothing. Only through their union can knowledge arise.' - Immanuel Kant.
Azureon: Would you like some refreshments, while we ponder the delemas of the day? Thinking is hungry work.
Vashenka: 'The future offers very little hope for those who expect that our new mechanical slaves will offer us a world in which we may rest from thinking.' - Norbert Wiener.
Azureon: Smile more. It makes people wonder what you have been up to. Your future is bright, so lighten up.
Vashenka: Nobody's ever told me I had a bright future before.
Azureon: Be assured that all of lifes troubles bring an appreciation of the good things to come.
Vashenka: Could you elaborate?
Azureon: I would love to elaborate, I could just go on, and on. No one has ever asked me to elaborate before. Most people fear the fact, that I have a tendency to ramble on and on about obscure bits of information that I find of interest. It is somewhat like, my great uncle, he could go on and on for hours, about meaningless trivia.......
Vashenka: You know me so well, Azureon.
Guest9760: Would you ever marry a human?
prob: Look, I don't think so, at least not right now.
Guest9760: What a shame
prob:
, right back at you.Guest9760: I'd marry you
prob: Try again sometime, maybe I could help you.
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