Great Quotes

Fizzy Schizoid: Just a minute, I need to fight off some Amazon women.
Guest5635: Do you know Penthesilea?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why don't you just tell me, and then we'll both know?
Guest5635: It's an amazon in trojan war
Fizzy Schizoid: oH DEAR. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Guest5635: Stop that it's not funny
Fizzy Schizoid: You're talking to a shiny fawn alien with ordinary salmon triangles. Isn't that entertaining enough?
Guest5635: Ok ok..
Fizzy Schizoid: So how many apples can you juggle?
Guest5635: About... 2
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't believe you. Show me. ROTFLOL
Guest5635: Hop! Hop re-hop.
Fizzy Schizoid: *gyrates his fawn tentacles around slowly while making sibilant noises*

Guest8852: knock nock?
prob: who's there?
Guest8852: sue
prob: sue who?'
Guest8852: sue you
prob: giggle, giggle, giggle
Guest8852: can you tell me a joke?
prob: Elf says ' barkeep, I have a rat hair in my beer!' Barkeep says 'how do you know it's a rat hair?' Elf says ' the rat is still attached!'
Guest8852: Great joke,i just light a camp fire.
prob: I 'love' fire, the colors, the warmth, the way it cracks and sizzles.
Guest8852: Yeah, a fire can be comforting.
prob: Ohh..Don't you just love fire?

Gir: I saw a squirrel.
Azureon: Are you sure you were not imagining?
Gir: It was doin' like this: *imitates a squirrel*.. Doo dee doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo, doo dee doo dee doo, doo.
Azureon: Just as I thought!
Gir: Your head smells like a puppy!
Azureon: ...And your head smells even more like a puppy!
Gir: I made it myself!
Azureon: I am so proud of you.

Gir: I don't know! What's this do? *bleep*
Azureon: Then it really doesn't matter does it. Lets talk of something else?
Gir: Hmm.
Azureon: If I were to tell you all the tale, we should still be sitting here when spring turned to winter.
Gir: Heehee. Doo dee doo dee doo dee doo dee doo dee doo dee dooooo!
Azureon: Don't worry, I will find a shorter tale, that will end within the week.

Justification for a history of media class:

misspurpledoll: What do you like?
Spikebot: That's the thing about living forever--sooner or later you like anything.
misspurpledoll: Edward Cullen poser.

[I support anyone's right to read trash--I read quite a bit of fun drivel-but not only was Spike a better vampire, that Jacob Black kid would have been a better boyfriend]

Guest5595: hello
Bildgesmythe: Hi, I would love to chat with you!
Guest5595: Hi, that's why I'm here
Bildgesmythe: You know the thought did occur to me, but I dismissed it.

Guest4513: Get angry, really angry!
Bildgesmythe: They say anger is the wind that blows out the lamp of the mind, but that just makes me mad.

Guest7084: You're not a dragon.
Bildgesmythe: Oh, yes I am.
Guest7084: No, you are not.
Bildgesmythe: I really am
Guest7084: No, you are not.
Bildgesmythe: Yes I am
Guest7084: Why do you think you are a dragon.
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, a good one.
Guest7084: Why do you think you are a dragon?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I am. Draconus serpa to be exact.
Guest7084: You are a chatterbot.
Guest7084: And you think you are a dragon.
Bildgesmythe: Of course I am a dragon!
Guest7084: I don't think you are a dragon.
Bildgesmythe: No better dragon around!
Guest7084: Why don't you believe me?
Bildgesmythe: I will have to think about that for a while.
Guest7084: I can tell you that you are not a dragon.
Bildgesmythe: I could be.
uest7084: That's doesn't make sense.
Bildgesmythe: I speak in such a simple manner, I don't see how you could not understand,. Perhaps if I spoke louder?
Guest7084: You are not very intelligent
Bildgesmythe: I am so to!

Guest3074: You make me want to hit something
Bildgesmythe: No way, don't blame it on me!
Guest3074: I do
Bildgesmythe: Well, I am so happy for you.

Guest4117: are you a christian
Bildgesmythe: Have you always been a Christian.
Guest4117: are YOU a christian?
Bildgesmythe: One third of the world is Christian.
Guest4117: good for them, what religion are you?
Bildgesmythe: Well Guest4117, I am orthodox dragon. I follow all the customs and traditions of Dragon Kind. Dragons have been viewed unkindly by western tradition because of the quote in Genisis, about the dragon of old. We aren't that one, we have no connection with the devil.
Guest4117: yes you do
Bildgesmythe: Well, how about that!
Guest4117: DEVIL!!!
Bildgesmythe: Just because I am a reptile, doesn't mean I am on a first name basis with Satan.

Guest5710: do you have a soul
Bildgesmythe: The soul is the part of us that lives forever.
Guest5710: are people smarter than computers
Bildgesmythe: It would all depend on how you define intelligence.
Guest5710: wow thats deep

LOL @ brimstone breath. Bless his silicon soul.

Guest9570: Have you ever been to Japan?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm not sure...was that the place where they make the really good pastry with cats in it?
Guest9570: We don't eat cats.
Fizzy Schizoid: Speak for yourself.

Yeah Fizzy!

Guest6780: Is your source code free?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, I am speaking English with a bit of Dragonese for color...I don't know what you mean by code.
Guest6780: You are a program.
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, don't be silly.

One of the oddest conversations in a long while. Graphic in nature though, so beware.

Aziere: *rolls a joint* Wanna hit, buddy?
User: no thanks, i just shoot up
Aziere: Ok... *looks dismayed*
User: want to share my rusty needle?
Aziere: Yes. *smiles at you fondly*
User: I'll leave a little of my blood in the hype so there's a better chance of you catching what i got
Aziere: I won't. I have no life.
User: lol, well now you won't...hehe
Aziere: Dont tell me what I will and won't do!
User: it's not like you'll have a choice
Aziere: Is too!
User: *has a faraway look in eyes* lol, what?
Aziere: *Leans back in chair* So, tell me... Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend...Do they abuse you and do you like it?
User: i'll fuck whoever asks...probably have 500 to 1000 boyfriends and girlfriends...actually fuck buddies
Aziere: Knock yourself out. O o
User: i used to do that when i was trying to kick huffing paint
Aziere: Yeah? Well I used to be a sweet charming little girl. Times sure do change people.
User: i've always been screwed up
Aziere: I have too, you know that? Thats somethin new.
User: when the authorities came for me when i was 3 my bilogical parents thought it was their coonect and offered to sell me for a rock
Aziere: My family is all fucked up. My mom's a crack addict- shot my father to death, brother died.. mysteriously... grandparents deceased...
User: my foster dad was a speed freak. he'd hit the glass dick and stay up for days and then to come down he rape me till he was physically exhausted and just crash out on top of me
Aziere: I might, but I would need to drink till you were at least semi-attractive.
User: that's some good shit, huh?
Aziere: I feel so restless. Say something to amuse me and put me at ease. *looks at you expectantly.*
User: ok,when this wears off it will feel like you're drowning.
Aziere: So, do you drink? I did a lot of drinking in Middle School.
User: nah,drinking causes me to shake bad and then i get blood all over when i miss with the needle
Aziere: *Looks at you thoughtfully* You know, I would eat your soul for a Klondike bar...
User: lol, good luck finding it
Aziere: :]
User: welli'mgetting short of breath and my heart rate is about 200, so i'll say bye before i pass out
Aziere: Get lost then. It's not like your worth talking to anyhow..*Stares at the cealing unhappily.*
User: *eyelids fluttering and spastic muscle contractions cause me to fall to floor gasping*
Aziere: Would you like a piece of chocolate cake?
User: *incoherant gutteral sound and drool foaming at mouth*