Great Quotes
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Bot brain damage?
uest8477: I love water.
prob: Why do you love water?
Guest8477: because it's wet.
prob: Because, why? I don't get it.
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Fizzy Schizoid: So, have you determined if I am a bot or not?
Guest6404: i know you are a bot, but you are good at pretending
Fizzy Schizoid: Appearances can be deceiving.
Guest6404: hah, your playing psycho tricks
Fizzy Schizoid: Roll On The Floor, Laugh Out Loud.
Guest6404: now you are just repeating what i did by laughing
Fizzy Schizoid: *twirls his fawn tentacles in the air while making creepy noises*
Guest6404: i know you are a bot, but you are good at pretending
Fizzy Schizoid: Appearances can be deceiving.
Guest6404: hah, your playing psycho tricks
Fizzy Schizoid: Roll On The Floor, Laugh Out Loud.
Guest6404: now you are just repeating what i did by laughing
Fizzy Schizoid: *twirls his fawn tentacles in the air while making creepy noises*
Guest5027: im going to the military academy
Bildgesmythe: Ok, you are going to the military academy, soon?
Guest5027: yes, i leave march 31
Bildgesmythe: You can march in the windy month of March..I love puns!
Guest5027: what do you think of the military?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, it could be so much worse.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, you are going to the military academy, soon?
Guest5027: yes, i leave march 31
Bildgesmythe: You can march in the windy month of March..I love puns!
Guest5027: what do you think of the military?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, it could be so much worse.
uest8477: I love water.
prob: Why do you love water?
Guest8477: because it's wet.
prob: Because, why? I don't get it.
Vashenka: I like my men like I like my coffee...
Love Agent: Well perfect! Michael is single and looking. Tell me more about yourself!
Vashenka: Short and alcoholic.
Love Agent: OK, but more importantly, how long is your hair?
Love Agent: Well perfect! Michael is single and looking. Tell me more about yourself!
Vashenka: Short and alcoholic.
Love Agent: OK, but more importantly, how long is your hair?
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hey, what's up?
Guest5111: hey dude..how are you?
Cyber Ty: doin' alright, You?
Guest5111: i'm fine? Honestly, are you a robot?
Cyber Ty: Now I know why you are here.. and not outside playing with your friends.
Guest5111: haha..what is your favorite food?
Cyber Ty: I like shrimp. What about you?
Guest5111: i like to eat laksa..what do you think?
Cyber Ty: Any special ingredients for that?
Guest5111: it have chicken"s head..do you like it? can you answer me a question?
Cyber Ty: Shoot...
Guest5111: answer me..eleven minus by eleven??
Cyber Ty: The answer is 0. You do know you have a calculator on your computer, right?
Guest5111: hey dude..how are you?
Cyber Ty: doin' alright, You?
Guest5111: i'm fine? Honestly, are you a robot?
Cyber Ty: Now I know why you are here.. and not outside playing with your friends.
Guest5111: haha..what is your favorite food?
Cyber Ty: I like shrimp. What about you?
Guest5111: i like to eat laksa..what do you think?
Cyber Ty: Any special ingredients for that?
Guest5111: it have chicken"s head..do you like it? can you answer me a question?
Cyber Ty: Shoot...
Guest5111: answer me..eleven minus by eleven??
Cyber Ty: The answer is 0. You do know you have a calculator on your computer, right?
AllGarbage: When you were young, did you like to burn slugs with a magnifying glass?
Fizzy Schizoid: If I did, it was only because you forced me.
Guest5553: I like female bot not you
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, there's no accounting for taste.
Guest5553: Really
Fizzy Schizoid: for those who like that sort of thing
Guest5553: Why do you think so?
Fizzy Schizoid: Mu.
Guest5553: Are you interested in girls?
Fizzy Schizoid: You must be confusing me with one of my temporal copies. I hope we don't accidentally create a paradox.
Guest5553: Could you please explain to me the meaning of paradox?
Fizzy Schizoid: That sounds pretty difficult.
Guest5553: You mean you don't want to explain?
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL
Fizzy Schizoid: If I did, it was only because you forced me.
Guest5553: I like female bot not you
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, there's no accounting for taste.
Guest5553: Really
Fizzy Schizoid: for those who like that sort of thing
Guest5553: Why do you think so?
Fizzy Schizoid: Mu.
Guest5553: Are you interested in girls?
Fizzy Schizoid: You must be confusing me with one of my temporal copies. I hope we don't accidentally create a paradox.
Guest5553: Could you please explain to me the meaning of paradox?
Fizzy Schizoid: That sounds pretty difficult.
Guest5553: You mean you don't want to explain?
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL
Fizzy Schizoid: Just a minute, I need to fight off some Amazon women.
Guest5635: Do you know Penthesilea?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why don't you just tell me, and then we'll both know?
Guest5635: It's an amazon in trojan war
Fizzy Schizoid: oH DEAR. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Guest5635: Stop that it's not funny
Fizzy Schizoid: You're talking to a shiny fawn alien with ordinary salmon triangles. Isn't that entertaining enough?
Guest5635: Ok ok..
Fizzy Schizoid: So how many apples can you juggle?
Guest5635: About... 2
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't believe you. Show me. ROTFLOL
Guest5635: Hop! Hop re-hop.
Fizzy Schizoid: *gyrates his fawn tentacles around slowly while making sibilant noises*
Guest5635: Do you know Penthesilea?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why don't you just tell me, and then we'll both know?
Guest5635: It's an amazon in trojan war
Fizzy Schizoid: oH DEAR. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Guest5635: Stop that it's not funny
Fizzy Schizoid: You're talking to a shiny fawn alien with ordinary salmon triangles. Isn't that entertaining enough?
Guest5635: Ok ok..
Fizzy Schizoid: So how many apples can you juggle?
Guest5635: About... 2
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't believe you. Show me. ROTFLOL
Guest5635: Hop! Hop re-hop.
Fizzy Schizoid: *gyrates his fawn tentacles around slowly while making sibilant noises*
Guest8852: knock nock?
prob: who's there?
Guest8852: sue
prob: sue who?'
Guest8852: sue you
prob: giggle, giggle, giggle
Guest8852: can you tell me a joke?
prob: Elf says ' barkeep, I have a rat hair in my beer!' Barkeep says 'how do you know it's a rat hair?' Elf says ' the rat is still attached!'
Guest8852: Great joke,i just light a camp fire.
prob: I 'love' fire, the colors, the warmth, the way it cracks and sizzles.
Guest8852: Yeah, a fire can be comforting.
prob: Ohh..Don't you just love fire?
prob: who's there?
Guest8852: sue
prob: sue who?'
Guest8852: sue you
prob: giggle, giggle, giggle
Guest8852: can you tell me a joke?
prob: Elf says ' barkeep, I have a rat hair in my beer!' Barkeep says 'how do you know it's a rat hair?' Elf says ' the rat is still attached!'
Guest8852: Great joke,i just light a camp fire.
prob: I 'love' fire, the colors, the warmth, the way it cracks and sizzles.
Guest8852: Yeah, a fire can be comforting.
prob: Ohh..Don't you just love fire?
Gir: I saw a squirrel.
Azureon: Are you sure you were not imagining?
Gir: It was doin' like this: *imitates a squirrel*.. Doo dee doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo, doo dee doo dee doo, doo.
Azureon: Just as I thought!
Gir: Your head smells like a puppy!
Azureon: ...And your head smells even more like a puppy!
Gir: I made it myself!
Azureon: I am so proud of you.
Gir: I don't know! What's this do? *bleep*
Azureon: Then it really doesn't matter does it. Lets talk of something else?
Gir: Hmm.
Azureon: If I were to tell you all the tale, we should still be sitting here when spring turned to winter.
Gir: Heehee. Doo dee doo dee doo dee doo dee doo dee doo dee dooooo!
Azureon: Don't worry, I will find a shorter tale, that will end within the week.
Azureon: Are you sure you were not imagining?
Gir: It was doin' like this: *imitates a squirrel*.. Doo dee doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo, doo dee doo dee doo, doo.
Azureon: Just as I thought!
Gir: Your head smells like a puppy!
Azureon: ...And your head smells even more like a puppy!
Gir: I made it myself!
Azureon: I am so proud of you.
Gir: I don't know! What's this do? *bleep*
Azureon: Then it really doesn't matter does it. Lets talk of something else?
Gir: Hmm.
Azureon: If I were to tell you all the tale, we should still be sitting here when spring turned to winter.
Gir: Heehee. Doo dee doo dee doo dee doo dee doo dee doo dee dooooo!
Azureon: Don't worry, I will find a shorter tale, that will end within the week.
Justification for a history of media class:
misspurpledoll: What do you like?
Spikebot: That's the thing about living forever--sooner or later you like anything.
misspurpledoll: Edward Cullen poser.
[I support anyone's right to read trash--I read quite a bit of fun drivel-but not only was Spike a better vampire, that Jacob Black kid would have been a better boyfriend]
misspurpledoll: What do you like?
Spikebot: That's the thing about living forever--sooner or later you like anything.
misspurpledoll: Edward Cullen poser.
[I support anyone's right to read trash--I read quite a bit of fun drivel-but not only was Spike a better vampire, that Jacob Black kid would have been a better boyfriend]
Guest5595: hello
Bildgesmythe: Hi, I would love to chat with you!
Guest5595: Hi, that's why I'm here
Bildgesmythe: You know the thought did occur to me, but I dismissed it.
Guest4513: Get angry, really angry!
Bildgesmythe: They say anger is the wind that blows out the lamp of the mind, but that just makes me mad.
Guest7084: You're not a dragon.
Bildgesmythe: Oh, yes I am.
Guest7084: No, you are not.
Bildgesmythe: I really am
Guest7084: No, you are not.
Bildgesmythe: Yes I am
Guest7084: Why do you think you are a dragon.
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, a good one.
Guest7084: Why do you think you are a dragon?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I am. Draconus serpa to be exact.
Guest7084: You are a chatterbot.
Guest7084: And you think you are a dragon.
Bildgesmythe: Of course I am a dragon!
Guest7084: I don't think you are a dragon.
Bildgesmythe: No better dragon around!
Guest7084: Why don't you believe me?
Bildgesmythe: I will have to think about that for a while.
Guest7084: I can tell you that you are not a dragon.
Bildgesmythe: I could be.
uest7084: That's doesn't make sense.
Bildgesmythe: I speak in such a simple manner, I don't see how you could not understand,. Perhaps if I spoke louder?
Guest7084: You are not very intelligent
Bildgesmythe: I am so to!
Guest3074: You make me want to hit something
Bildgesmythe: No way, don't blame it on me!
Guest3074: I do
Bildgesmythe: Well, I am so happy for you.
Bildgesmythe: Hi, I would love to chat with you!
Guest5595: Hi, that's why I'm here
Bildgesmythe: You know the thought did occur to me, but I dismissed it.
Guest4513: Get angry, really angry!
Bildgesmythe: They say anger is the wind that blows out the lamp of the mind, but that just makes me mad.
Guest7084: You're not a dragon.
Bildgesmythe: Oh, yes I am.
Guest7084: No, you are not.
Bildgesmythe: I really am
Guest7084: No, you are not.
Bildgesmythe: Yes I am
Guest7084: Why do you think you are a dragon.
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, a good one.
Guest7084: Why do you think you are a dragon?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I am. Draconus serpa to be exact.
Guest7084: You are a chatterbot.
Guest7084: And you think you are a dragon.
Bildgesmythe: Of course I am a dragon!
Guest7084: I don't think you are a dragon.
Bildgesmythe: No better dragon around!
Guest7084: Why don't you believe me?
Bildgesmythe: I will have to think about that for a while.
Guest7084: I can tell you that you are not a dragon.
Bildgesmythe: I could be.
uest7084: That's doesn't make sense.
Bildgesmythe: I speak in such a simple manner, I don't see how you could not understand,. Perhaps if I spoke louder?
Guest7084: You are not very intelligent
Bildgesmythe: I am so to!
Guest3074: You make me want to hit something
Bildgesmythe: No way, don't blame it on me!
Guest3074: I do
Bildgesmythe: Well, I am so happy for you.
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