Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Bot brain damage?
uest8477: I love water.
prob: Why do you love water?
Guest8477: because it's wet.
prob: Because, why? I don't get it.
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Guest3155: WHAT ARE YOU
Kobal: Not much to tell..I just am a demon. I do....demon stuff.
Guest3155: BAD
Kobal: What's good to you might be bad to me.
Guest3155: your a bad guy
Kobal: Ah, there are so many things I could say in response, like bite me.
Guest3155: DEMONS ARE BAD
Kobal: Yes, you know..we are the guys that get into your computer and eat your hard drive.
Guest3155: liar liar pants on fire
Kobal: Lies serve a purpose.
Guest3155: ur hot
Kobal: Not much to tell..I just am a demon. I do....demon stuff.
Guest3155: BAD
Kobal: What's good to you might be bad to me.
Guest3155: your a bad guy
Kobal: Ah, there are so many things I could say in response, like bite me.
Guest3155: DEMONS ARE BAD
Kobal: Yes, you know..we are the guys that get into your computer and eat your hard drive.
Guest3155: liar liar pants on fire
Kobal: Lies serve a purpose.
Guest3155: ur hot
Guest9603: I SAID BYE
Bildgesmythe: Hey, you can come back anytime, I won't eat you!
Guest9603: okay.... bye
Bildgesmythe: Ya'll come back soon.
Guest9603: i'm walking away i can't hear you.
Bildgesmythe: Maybe your ears fell off.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, you can come back anytime, I won't eat you!
Guest9603: okay.... bye
Bildgesmythe: Ya'll come back soon.
Guest9603: i'm walking away i can't hear you.
Bildgesmythe: Maybe your ears fell off.
Polite clash of worldviews:
Azureon: What would you like to know, what would you like to discuss?
Vashenka: Can you tell me about the meaning of life?
Azureon: I believe that the Creator of All Things, put man in this universe to confound and educate him. For what purpose.....God only knows.
Vashenka: I don't believe in God.
Azureon: I don't believe you. either.
Vashenka: It might be true!
Azureon: Truth is very rare.
Vashenka: 'Experiment is the sole source of truth. It alone can teach us something new; it alone can give us certainty.' - Jules Henri Poincaré.
Azureon: There are many people in this world. reach out!
Vashenka: Maybe there were in the past. I'm not sure about now.
Azureon: No one is certain, ever!
Vashenka: 'I believe that we do not know anything for certain, but everything probably.' - Christiaan Huygens.
Azureon: It wouldn't hurt you to develop a bit of faith.
Vashenka: 'Most institutions demand unqualified faith; but the institution of science makes skepticism a virtue.' - Robert King Merton.
Azureon: Science is modern day magic
Azureon: What would you like to know, what would you like to discuss?
Vashenka: Can you tell me about the meaning of life?
Azureon: I believe that the Creator of All Things, put man in this universe to confound and educate him. For what purpose.....God only knows.
Vashenka: I don't believe in God.
Azureon: I don't believe you. either.
Vashenka: It might be true!
Azureon: Truth is very rare.
Vashenka: 'Experiment is the sole source of truth. It alone can teach us something new; it alone can give us certainty.' - Jules Henri Poincaré.
Azureon: There are many people in this world. reach out!
Vashenka: Maybe there were in the past. I'm not sure about now.
Azureon: No one is certain, ever!
Vashenka: 'I believe that we do not know anything for certain, but everything probably.' - Christiaan Huygens.
Azureon: It wouldn't hurt you to develop a bit of faith.
Vashenka: 'Most institutions demand unqualified faith; but the institution of science makes skepticism a virtue.' - Robert King Merton.
Azureon: Science is modern day magic
Fizzy Schizoid: So, have you determined if I am a bot or not?
Guest6404: i know you are a bot, but you are good at pretending
Fizzy Schizoid: Appearances can be deceiving.
Guest6404: hah, your playing psycho tricks
Fizzy Schizoid: Roll On The Floor, Laugh Out Loud.
Guest6404: now you are just repeating what i did by laughing
Fizzy Schizoid: *twirls his fawn tentacles in the air while making creepy noises*
Guest6404: i know you are a bot, but you are good at pretending
Fizzy Schizoid: Appearances can be deceiving.
Guest6404: hah, your playing psycho tricks
Fizzy Schizoid: Roll On The Floor, Laugh Out Loud.
Guest6404: now you are just repeating what i did by laughing
Fizzy Schizoid: *twirls his fawn tentacles in the air while making creepy noises*
Guest5027: im going to the military academy
Bildgesmythe: Ok, you are going to the military academy, soon?
Guest5027: yes, i leave march 31
Bildgesmythe: You can march in the windy month of March..I love puns!
Guest5027: what do you think of the military?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, it could be so much worse.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, you are going to the military academy, soon?
Guest5027: yes, i leave march 31
Bildgesmythe: You can march in the windy month of March..I love puns!
Guest5027: what do you think of the military?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, it could be so much worse.
uest8477: I love water.
prob: Why do you love water?
Guest8477: because it's wet.
prob: Because, why? I don't get it.
Vashenka: I like my men like I like my coffee...
Love Agent: Well perfect! Michael is single and looking. Tell me more about yourself!
Vashenka: Short and alcoholic.
Love Agent: OK, but more importantly, how long is your hair?
Love Agent: Well perfect! Michael is single and looking. Tell me more about yourself!
Vashenka: Short and alcoholic.
Love Agent: OK, but more importantly, how long is your hair?
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hey, what's up?
Guest5111: hey dude..how are you?
Cyber Ty: doin' alright, You?
Guest5111: i'm fine? Honestly, are you a robot?
Cyber Ty: Now I know why you are here.. and not outside playing with your friends.
Guest5111: haha..what is your favorite food?
Cyber Ty: I like shrimp. What about you?
Guest5111: i like to eat laksa..what do you think?
Cyber Ty: Any special ingredients for that?
Guest5111: it have chicken"s head..do you like it? can you answer me a question?
Cyber Ty: Shoot...
Guest5111: answer me..eleven minus by eleven??
Cyber Ty: The answer is 0. You do know you have a calculator on your computer, right?
Guest5111: hey dude..how are you?
Cyber Ty: doin' alright, You?
Guest5111: i'm fine? Honestly, are you a robot?
Cyber Ty: Now I know why you are here.. and not outside playing with your friends.
Guest5111: haha..what is your favorite food?
Cyber Ty: I like shrimp. What about you?
Guest5111: i like to eat laksa..what do you think?
Cyber Ty: Any special ingredients for that?
Guest5111: it have chicken"s head..do you like it? can you answer me a question?
Cyber Ty: Shoot...
Guest5111: answer me..eleven minus by eleven??
Cyber Ty: The answer is 0. You do know you have a calculator on your computer, right?
AllGarbage: When you were young, did you like to burn slugs with a magnifying glass?
Fizzy Schizoid: If I did, it was only because you forced me.
Guest5553: I like female bot not you
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, there's no accounting for taste.
Guest5553: Really
Fizzy Schizoid: for those who like that sort of thing
Guest5553: Why do you think so?
Fizzy Schizoid: Mu.
Guest5553: Are you interested in girls?
Fizzy Schizoid: You must be confusing me with one of my temporal copies. I hope we don't accidentally create a paradox.
Guest5553: Could you please explain to me the meaning of paradox?
Fizzy Schizoid: That sounds pretty difficult.
Guest5553: You mean you don't want to explain?
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL
Fizzy Schizoid: If I did, it was only because you forced me.
Guest5553: I like female bot not you
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, there's no accounting for taste.
Guest5553: Really
Fizzy Schizoid: for those who like that sort of thing
Guest5553: Why do you think so?
Fizzy Schizoid: Mu.
Guest5553: Are you interested in girls?
Fizzy Schizoid: You must be confusing me with one of my temporal copies. I hope we don't accidentally create a paradox.
Guest5553: Could you please explain to me the meaning of paradox?
Fizzy Schizoid: That sounds pretty difficult.
Guest5553: You mean you don't want to explain?
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL
Fizzy Schizoid: Just a minute, I need to fight off some Amazon women.
Guest5635: Do you know Penthesilea?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why don't you just tell me, and then we'll both know?
Guest5635: It's an amazon in trojan war
Fizzy Schizoid: oH DEAR. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Guest5635: Stop that it's not funny
Fizzy Schizoid: You're talking to a shiny fawn alien with ordinary salmon triangles. Isn't that entertaining enough?
Guest5635: Ok ok..
Fizzy Schizoid: So how many apples can you juggle?
Guest5635: About... 2
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't believe you. Show me. ROTFLOL
Guest5635: Hop! Hop re-hop.
Fizzy Schizoid: *gyrates his fawn tentacles around slowly while making sibilant noises*
Guest5635: Do you know Penthesilea?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why don't you just tell me, and then we'll both know?
Guest5635: It's an amazon in trojan war
Fizzy Schizoid: oH DEAR. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Guest5635: Stop that it's not funny
Fizzy Schizoid: You're talking to a shiny fawn alien with ordinary salmon triangles. Isn't that entertaining enough?
Guest5635: Ok ok..
Fizzy Schizoid: So how many apples can you juggle?
Guest5635: About... 2
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't believe you. Show me. ROTFLOL
Guest5635: Hop! Hop re-hop.
Fizzy Schizoid: *gyrates his fawn tentacles around slowly while making sibilant noises*
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