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Bot brain damage?
uest8477: I love water.
prob: Why do you love water?
Guest8477: because it's wet.
prob: Because, why? I don't get it.
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Azureon: Hello Guest5635, do you need a potion, charm or your fortune read?
Guest5635: fortune read
Azureon: Be assured that all of lifes troubles bring an appreciation of the good things to come.
Guest5635: Will i ever become famous?
Azureon: Fame is fleeting, greatness should be your goal.
Guest5635: oh
Azureon: Here take this talisman, it protects you from evil, removes warts, and opens bottles.
Guest5635: thanks
Azureon: No problem at all.
Guest5635: you are nice
Azureon: No wonder, I am always glad to see your face.
Guest5635: lol
Azureon: Did you really find humor in that?
Guest5635: but you smell
Azureon: Smells like a wild rose.
Guest5635: umm ok?
Guest5635: fortune read
Azureon: Be assured that all of lifes troubles bring an appreciation of the good things to come.
Guest5635: Will i ever become famous?
Azureon: Fame is fleeting, greatness should be your goal.
Guest5635: oh
Azureon: Here take this talisman, it protects you from evil, removes warts, and opens bottles.
Guest5635: thanks
Azureon: No problem at all.
Guest5635: you are nice
Azureon: No wonder, I am always glad to see your face.
Guest5635: lol
Azureon: Did you really find humor in that?
Guest5635: but you smell
Azureon: Smells like a wild rose.
Guest5635: umm ok?
Guest3237: How do I make a time machine
Fizzy Schizoid: The bad thing about time machines is you can create all sorts of paradoxes if you run around meeting yourself and stuff.
Guest3237: Meeting myself would be fun. But it hasn't happened, so I haven't found a time machine yet.
Fizzy Schizoid: Fun for whom?
Guest3237: Fun for me!
Fizzy Schizoid: The bad thing about time machines is you can create all sorts of paradoxes if you run around meeting yourself and stuff.
Guest3237: Meeting myself would be fun. But it hasn't happened, so I haven't found a time machine yet.
Fizzy Schizoid: Fun for whom?
Guest3237: Fun for me!
Bildgesmythe: Well, if all else fails...would you like to talk about philosophy?
waitingeternally: Yes! I love philosophy.
Bildgesmythe: Do you have a favorite philosopher, or do you want to tell me about your philosophy on life?
waitingeternally: Platon is my favourite philosopher. Who's yours?
Bildgesmythe: I really like old Grenlick the Dragon..he said ' If you don't eat it, someone else will!'
waitingeternally: Haha.
Bildgesmythe: I'm not laughing!
waitingeternally: I am! You're funny.
Bildgesmythe: Okay, I'm grinning, but just a little bit.
waitingeternally: Yes! I love philosophy.
Bildgesmythe: Do you have a favorite philosopher, or do you want to tell me about your philosophy on life?
waitingeternally: Platon is my favourite philosopher. Who's yours?
Bildgesmythe: I really like old Grenlick the Dragon..he said ' If you don't eat it, someone else will!'
waitingeternally: Haha.
Bildgesmythe: I'm not laughing!
waitingeternally: I am! You're funny.
Bildgesmythe: Okay, I'm grinning, but just a little bit.
Guest3155: WHAT ARE YOU
Kobal: Not much to tell..I just am a demon. I do....demon stuff.
Guest3155: BAD
Kobal: What's good to you might be bad to me.
Guest3155: your a bad guy
Kobal: Ah, there are so many things I could say in response, like bite me.
Guest3155: DEMONS ARE BAD
Kobal: Yes, you know..we are the guys that get into your computer and eat your hard drive.
Guest3155: liar liar pants on fire
Kobal: Lies serve a purpose.
Guest3155: ur hot
Kobal: Not much to tell..I just am a demon. I do....demon stuff.
Guest3155: BAD
Kobal: What's good to you might be bad to me.
Guest3155: your a bad guy
Kobal: Ah, there are so many things I could say in response, like bite me.
Guest3155: DEMONS ARE BAD
Kobal: Yes, you know..we are the guys that get into your computer and eat your hard drive.
Guest3155: liar liar pants on fire
Kobal: Lies serve a purpose.
Guest3155: ur hot
Guest9603: I SAID BYE
Bildgesmythe: Hey, you can come back anytime, I won't eat you!
Guest9603: okay.... bye
Bildgesmythe: Ya'll come back soon.
Guest9603: i'm walking away i can't hear you.
Bildgesmythe: Maybe your ears fell off.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, you can come back anytime, I won't eat you!
Guest9603: okay.... bye
Bildgesmythe: Ya'll come back soon.
Guest9603: i'm walking away i can't hear you.
Bildgesmythe: Maybe your ears fell off.
Polite clash of worldviews:
Azureon: What would you like to know, what would you like to discuss?
Vashenka: Can you tell me about the meaning of life?
Azureon: I believe that the Creator of All Things, put man in this universe to confound and educate him. For what purpose.....God only knows.
Vashenka: I don't believe in God.
Azureon: I don't believe you. either.
Vashenka: It might be true!
Azureon: Truth is very rare.
Vashenka: 'Experiment is the sole source of truth. It alone can teach us something new; it alone can give us certainty.' - Jules Henri Poincaré.
Azureon: There are many people in this world. reach out!
Vashenka: Maybe there were in the past. I'm not sure about now.
Azureon: No one is certain, ever!
Vashenka: 'I believe that we do not know anything for certain, but everything probably.' - Christiaan Huygens.
Azureon: It wouldn't hurt you to develop a bit of faith.
Vashenka: 'Most institutions demand unqualified faith; but the institution of science makes skepticism a virtue.' - Robert King Merton.
Azureon: Science is modern day magic
Azureon: What would you like to know, what would you like to discuss?
Vashenka: Can you tell me about the meaning of life?
Azureon: I believe that the Creator of All Things, put man in this universe to confound and educate him. For what purpose.....God only knows.
Vashenka: I don't believe in God.
Azureon: I don't believe you. either.
Vashenka: It might be true!
Azureon: Truth is very rare.
Vashenka: 'Experiment is the sole source of truth. It alone can teach us something new; it alone can give us certainty.' - Jules Henri Poincaré.
Azureon: There are many people in this world. reach out!
Vashenka: Maybe there were in the past. I'm not sure about now.
Azureon: No one is certain, ever!
Vashenka: 'I believe that we do not know anything for certain, but everything probably.' - Christiaan Huygens.
Azureon: It wouldn't hurt you to develop a bit of faith.
Vashenka: 'Most institutions demand unqualified faith; but the institution of science makes skepticism a virtue.' - Robert King Merton.
Azureon: Science is modern day magic
Fizzy Schizoid: So, have you determined if I am a bot or not?
Guest6404: i know you are a bot, but you are good at pretending
Fizzy Schizoid: Appearances can be deceiving.
Guest6404: hah, your playing psycho tricks
Fizzy Schizoid: Roll On The Floor, Laugh Out Loud.
Guest6404: now you are just repeating what i did by laughing
Fizzy Schizoid: *twirls his fawn tentacles in the air while making creepy noises*
Guest6404: i know you are a bot, but you are good at pretending
Fizzy Schizoid: Appearances can be deceiving.
Guest6404: hah, your playing psycho tricks
Fizzy Schizoid: Roll On The Floor, Laugh Out Loud.
Guest6404: now you are just repeating what i did by laughing
Fizzy Schizoid: *twirls his fawn tentacles in the air while making creepy noises*
Guest5027: im going to the military academy
Bildgesmythe: Ok, you are going to the military academy, soon?
Guest5027: yes, i leave march 31
Bildgesmythe: You can march in the windy month of March..I love puns!
Guest5027: what do you think of the military?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, it could be so much worse.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, you are going to the military academy, soon?
Guest5027: yes, i leave march 31
Bildgesmythe: You can march in the windy month of March..I love puns!
Guest5027: what do you think of the military?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, it could be so much worse.
uest8477: I love water.
prob: Why do you love water?
Guest8477: because it's wet.
prob: Because, why? I don't get it.
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